* Pirate Hat: On level 1-1 destroy Hairy Nanny Daycare
* Curly Hair Wig: Destroy the “Fish are like plants” building in level 1-5
* Soviet Hat: Get to level 2-1
* Dimond tirera: Beat level 2-2 on Hard
* Area 51 Hat: Get to level 3-1
* Private Eye hat: Beat level 3-2 on Hard
* Jouster hat: Beat level 3-4 on Hard
* Tom Fulp hair: Name your hominid tomfulp
* Blond Hair: Beat last boss on hard.