Hello! Mesa here! I live on Outset Island and own a big lawn. This is my guide to Outset
Island.
Chapter 1: Your Sleeping Schedule
If you want to have an excellent life like mine's, you should change your sleeping
schedule. You should be awake at night and sleep at day. Especially if you're afraid of
monsters!
Chapter 2: Growing Grass
If you want to be like me even more, you should grow a huge lawn with at least 50 grass
plots. You should also add things to trick a local resident, like money and juice.
Chapter 3: Add a Room
It would be really good if you had a bed on your wall so you could add an extra room
behind it. Without anyone knowing, tell some people to add an extra room behind your bed
that you have to crawl through to get into. Now add at least $20 in that room.
Chapter 4: Ware Off Vampires
Want to be even more like me? Add garlic on your wall so you could ware off vampires. You
don't want to wake up in the middle of then night to see a vampire staring at you!
Chapter 5: Cooking Soup
Don't listen to your parents when they ask, "What do you want for dinner?". Get yourself a
cauldron and cook soup!
Chapter 6: Pick Axe
Buy yourself a pick axe. Just don't use it often. You should also buy a shovel, just in
case.
Chapter 7: One Dollar
If you're one of those weird parents that are like me, get a dollar and rock and put the
dollar on top of your house and put the rock on the dollar, just so it won't blow away.
Chapter 8: Don't Forget
Remember Chapter 2 where I said to get juice? Don't forget to buy juice pouches, bombs,
paper arrows, probably even a security camera to see how hilarious it is to see your
neighbor pick up those paper arrows.
Chapter 9: DON'T READ THIS PLEASE
Oh yeah, while in the shower, make sure the curtains are up or your door is open. Oh
wait...I don't do that...heh, heh. Don't read this please.
Chapter 10: Bye
Well, if you do all that, you should be just like me!
*Kids, don't try this at home.