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Once upon a time, in the Mushroom Kingdom, I (Let's say Gamblingdude) arrived and saw Daisy.
Gamblingdude : Hello, everyone!
Daisy: Hi, Gamblingdude!
Gambl ingdude: Hello, would you like to play a game?
Daisy: What kind of game?
Gamblingdude: Well, how about Dust Buddies?
Daisy's head explodes and she dies.
Gamblingdude: Eeyahahaha!
Gamblin gdude transforms into Cackletta.
Cacklett a - the villain from Mario&Luigi Superstar Saga
Cackletta: Eeyahahaha! The name of that game is so horrible, it caused Daisy to die, and I shall extract from her, her voice! I couldn't get Princess Peach's voice, but Daisy's voice is also a voice of great beauty, and I shall use it to wake up the beanstar so it grants me all my desires! Eeyahahaha!
Beansta r - A star that grants wishes, and was cast into a deep sleep and put into a force field in Beanbean Castle to be protected from evil.
Beanbean Kingdom - The neighbor of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: Cackletta?!!? I thought we killed you!
Cackletta: Right, but Fawful brought me back to life!
Fawful - Cackletta's most elite troop
Mario: So, what are you up to?
Cackletta: I just want to say, I just killed Daisy by saying the word Dust Buddies!
Mario's head explodes and he dies.
Luigi: You killed my brother!
Cackletta: And all I had to do was say Dust Buddies!
Luigi's head explodes and he dies.
Peach: What did you do to Mario and Luigi?
Cackletta: I said the word Dust Buddies!
Peach's head explodes and she dies.
Yoshi: You're killing all my friends!
Cackletta: And I just had to say Dust Buddies!
Yoshi's head explodes and he dies.
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong: What did you do that for?
Cackletta: Dust Buddies!
The 3 DKs's heads explode and they die.
Toad, Toadette and Toadsworth: Quit it!
Cackletta: Dust Buddies!
The 3 Toads's heads expload and they die.
All other Mushroom inhabitants: You killed the superstars of this world!
Cackletta: Dust Buddies!
Their heads explode and they die.
Gamblingdude: You killed everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, and most importantly Daisy, the love of my-I mean, the one I think is so adorab-I mean the cute-Agh! I mean...
Cackletta: And all I had to say was-
Gamblingdude: LALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT HORRIBLE GAME NAME!
Cackletta: D
Gamblingdude: LALALA!
Cackletta: EEYARGH!
Gamblingdu de: Bring Daisy back to life!
Cackletta: I can't! I'm using her voice to wake up the Beanstar!
Later...
Fawful: Cackletta, the Daisy-bots are ready!
Cackletta: Daisy-bots, speak!
The Daisy bots speak, but it drives the beanstar mad.
Gamblingdude: Cackletta! There you are!
Cackletta: EEYARGH!
Gamblingdu de: Well, it's time to take care of Fawful!
2 hours later...
Gamblingdu de: Cackletta, you're next!
2 hours later...
Daisy: Ryan!
Gamblingdude: But-but-but... You're dead!
Prince Peasley: Well, you see, that wasn't really Daisy. I warned them of the impending doom. And THIS is the Daisy that died.
Prince Peasley takes off the dead Daisy's disguise revealing Jojora.
Prince Peasley - Prince of the Beanbean Kingdom.
Jojora - a *** person at Joke's end
Prince Peasley: And these are the fake mushroomers that died.
Prince Peasley takes off the dead Peach, Mario and Luigi's disguises, revealing Jesse, James and Meowth
Jesse, James and Meowth - The losers of Team Rocket.
Prince Peasley takes off Yoshi and the DK's disguises revealing Jojora's girlfriends. Then he takes off the 3 Toads's disguises revealing Paine, Yunna and Rikku.
Paine, Yunna and Rikku - 3 ***s from one of the Final Fantasy series.
Prince Peasley then takes off the other Mushroom inhabitants revealing Seifer, Paul, Max, Kenny, CrazyPackersFan, Pete Harris, Prince Froggy, Francis, Cheryl, James and dusk nobodies.
Seifer - A badmouth from Final Fantasy
Paul, Max & Kenny - Badmouthes from Pokemon
CrazyPacker sFan – A person on the website Lemmy’s Fun Fiction who wrote the story Minion Melee. He called Daisy an advertisement-ruiner .
Pete Harris – An old fart from the book No Promises in the Wind. He’s 15 years older than a clown named Emily, but he married her anyway. That’s way too old to marry her!
Prince Froggy - A disgusting frog from the game Yoshi’s Island.
Francis - A psychotic *** with a big butt from the Fairly OddParents series. He likes to bully people.
Cheryl - A meanie from Pokemon. She’s good in the games, but in the Anime, she is mean. She uses her old fart grandpa’s silly phrases to never get married.
James - A psychotic *** from my school. He always makes *** farting noises with his mouth.
Dusk Nobodies: ***ic and naked nobodies from Kingdom Hearts II.
Gamblingdude: You… You mean you made all my archenemies get killed instead of the mushroomers? That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me!
THE END
Here’s what happened to everyone.
Gamblingd ude: Surprised that all his archenemies are dead instead of the mushroomers.
Mario: Alive.
Daisy: Alive.
Luigi: Alive.
DKs: Alive.
All the other Mushroomers: Alive.
Cackletta: Dead.
Fawful: Dead… or is he?
Jojora: Dead.
Jesse: Dead.
TR James: Dead.
Meowth: Dead.
Chucklissa: Dead.
Hoohoolia: Dead.
Oholina: Dead.
Teeheena: Dead.
Paine: Dead.
Yuna: Dead.
Rikku: Dead.
Seifer: Dead.
Paul: Dead.
Max: Dead.
Kenny: Dead.
CrazyPackersF an: Dead.
Pete Harris: Dead.
Prince Froggy: Dead.
Francis: Dead.
Cheryl: Dead.
Real James: Dead.
Dusk Nobodies: Dead.
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