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Once upon a time, in the Mushroom Kingdom, I (Let's say Gamblingdude) arrived and saw Daisy.
Gamblingdude : Hello, everyone!
Daisy: Hi, Gamblingdude!
Gambl ingdude: Hello, would you like to play a game?
Daisy: What kind of game?
Gamblingdude: Well, how about Dust Buddies?
Dust buddies - A h0rrible game from Mario Party DS where you get killed by a vacuum cleaner.
Daisy’s head explodes and she dies.
Gamblingdude: Eeyahahaha!
Gamblin gdude transforms into Cackletta.
Cacklett a: Eeyahahaha! The name of that game is so h0rrible, it caused Daisy to die, and I shall extract from her, her voice! I couldn’t get Princess Peach’s voice, but Daisy’s voice is also a voice of great beauty, and I shall use it to wake up the beanstar so it grants me all my desires! Eeyahahaha!
Mario: Cackletta?!!? I thought we killed you!
Cackletta: Right, but Fawful brought me back to life!
Mario: So, what are you up to?
Cackletta: I just want to say, I just killed Daisy by saying the word Dust Buddies!
Mario’s head explodes and he dies.
Luigi: You killed my brother!
Cackletta: And all I had to do was say Dust Buddies!
Luigi’s head explodes and he dies.
Cackletta keeps saying the horrible game name until everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom dies.
Their heads explode and they die.
Gamblingdude: You killed everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, and most importantly Daisy, the love of my-I mean, the one I think is so adorab-I mean the cute-Agh! I mean…
Cackletta: And all I had to say was-
Gamblingdude: LALALA! I’M NOT LISTENING TO THAT HORRIBLE GAME NAME!
Cackletta: EEYARGH!
Gamblingdu de: Bring Daisy back to life!
Cackletta: I can’t! I’m using her voice to wake up the Beanstar!
Later…
Fawful: Cackletta, the Daisy-bots are ready!
Cackletta: Daisy-bots, speak!
The Daisy bots speak, but it drives the beanstar mad.
Gamblingdude: Cackletta! There you are!
Cackletta: EEYARGH!
Gamblingdu de punches Fawful and Cackletta and throws them down and stuff.
Daisy: Gamblingdude!
Gambl ingdude: But-but-but… You’re dead!
Prince Peasley: Well, you see, that wasn’t really Daisy. I warned them of the impending doom. And these are the fake mushroomers that died.
Prince Peasley takes off the dead Daisy’s disguise revealing Jojora then the dead Peach, Mario and Luigi’s disguises, revealing Jesse, James and Meowth (the l0$ers of Team Rocket). He then takes off Yoshi's disguise revealing Pence (A kid from Kingdom Hearts II. He thinks Roxas is crazy when it's Pence's story, not Roxas's!) Then he takes off the 3 Toads’s disguises revealing Paine, Yunna and Rikku, 3 br@inle$$e$ from one of the Final Fantasy series. Prince Peasley then takes off the other Mushroom inhabitants revealing Seifer (a b@dmouth from Final Fantasy), Paul, Max, Kenny (B@dmouthes from Pokemon), CrazyPackersFan (A person on the website Lemmy’s Fun Fiction who wrote the story Minion Melee. He called Daisy an advertisement-ruiner ), Pete Harris (an old f@rt from the book No Promises in the Wind. He’s 15 years older than a clown named Emily, but he married her anyway. That’s way too old to marry her! You have to be one digit older than a female to marry her), Prince Froggy (a smelly frog from the game Yoshi’s Island), Francis (A p$ycho+ic weirdo from the Fairly OddParents series. He likes to bully people), Cheryl (A me@nie from Pokemon. She’s good in the games, but in the Anime, she is mean. She uses her old fart grandpa’s silly phrases to never get married), Jojora's girlfriends and dusk nobodies.
Gamblingd ude: You… You mean you made all my archenemies get killed instead of the mushroomers? All right!
Daisy kisses Gamblingdude.
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