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Hey guys! Some of you might know me from my Moshling Opinion thread on Moshi Monsters cheats. Well, I'm back, and this time I'm sharing my opinions for Unova Pokemon! Enjoy.

Oops I spelled Favorite wrong

Alright. Let's start out with:

Victini: Notice the peace sign. What a hairball. A legendary hairball.(Nobody's ever said that before )
Snivy: Weakest Pokemon ever invented?
Servine: Easily defeated by at least 5+ types.
Serperior: I don't know why, but this Pokemon always reminds me of a king of some sort. Burger King?
Tepig: Best starter of the 3. Certainly in my case.
Pignite: Notice the names. But still a great Pokemon.
Emboar: Deadly boar. Especially when Heat Crash is involved.
Oshawott: Weird name, but whatever, its still an annoying water type.
Dewott: It has that facial expression that just says: "Prepare to die sir."
Samurott: Forget Surf and all that, this Pokemon's horns could take you OUT.
Patrat: What's that in the distance? Its your intelligence.
Wachog: What the heck is this?
Lillipup: PUPPEH
Herdier: DOGGEH
Stoutland: Mutant facial hair. Sounds like a punk rock band.
Purrloin: Sounds like a deli meat, don't it? Wouldn't be very good.
Liepard: Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite Pokemon. (Gold Rings, get it? )
Pansage,Pansear,Panpour: Elemental Monkeys. Sounds like a Chinese folktale, but they all have dumb looks on their faces.
Simisage: Probably the only tough-looking elemental monkey evolution.
Simisear: What's 8x7? Simisear: I DONT KNOW TEH ANSWER
Simipour: HELLO. Hi. HELLO. Um...Hi. HELLO. Shut up! HELLO. AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Munna: TELEKINESIS FTW
Musharna: Whatever the heck this is, its always releasing mist.
Pidove: Pronounced Pied-Of or Peed-Of. Peed of what? Pied of what?
Tranquill: Weakling.
Unzefant: Nice pigtails.
END OF PART 1

i like how u think

PART 2

Blitzle: Shocking.
Zebstrika: A (insert word) zebra.
Roggenrola: A powerhouse. Still better than Geodude.
Boldore: How do you pronounce his name?
Gigalith: It was Gigalis at first until some guy with a lisp said it.
Woobat: Not as annoying as Zubat, but stll irritating as heck.
Swoobat: Read comment above.
Drilbur: Apparently just learned he had claws.
Excadrill: Completely over-strong. Also very strong. Did I mention strong?
Audino: The Wigglytuff of Unova.
Timburr: Ew.
Gurdurr: Nice fro and clown nose.
Conkeldurr: Funny name. Looks like a Buddha.
Tympole: Weakling.
Palpitoad: My favorite Unova Pokemon.
Seismitoad: Disgusting. I was disappointed when my Palpitoad evolved.
Throh and Sawk: These two remind me of the Mario Bros.
Sewaddle: Based on Caterpie, which makes it weak.
Swadloon: What a hermit.
Leavanny: Cornstalk with a cabbage as a head.
Venipede: Poisonous caterpillar. Just the same as a Weedle basically.
Whirlipede: 35-Pound bowling ball?
Scolipede: Toughest bug Pokemon ever, but that's not saying much.
Cottonee: You could play tennis with this fuzzball.
Whimiscott: FLUFFEH PUFFBALLS
Petitil: Same as Budew.
Lilligant: Uh...What's this?
Basculin: Carvahna. For crying out loud, stop basing Pokemon on other old ones!
Sandile: If you look closely, it actually has no teeth at all.
Krokorok: Crossed arms? What...
Krookodile: "Krook" odile? What'd he do, rob a bank?
Darumaka: Too many coffee beans.
Darmanitan: Creepy.
Maractus: Never liked cactus Pokemon.
Dwebble: The most animal-looking Pokemon of them all(Tied with Herdier)
Crustle: BREAKIN' PHYSICS

Alright. My computer ran out of battery on Part 2. So here's part 3.

Scraggy: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a weak pokemon with your pants on the ground, get it up!
Scrafty: Ugliest Pokemon ever. It reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it.
Sigilyph: It's a flyin' pot!
Yamask: First time I saw it I freaked out cuz I thought it had ripped off somebody's face.
Cofagrigus: Annoying little coffin. I got my whole party killed because of that Elite 4 ghost person.
Tirtouga: What a *** hiker lady to give away such a strong fossil.
Carracosta: Name kind of sounds like Kevin Costner.
Archen: Confusing Rock-Flying type.
Archeops: Looks like that freakin-huge bird from Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, doesn't it?
Trubbish: Candy/Multicolored trash is coming out of the sides of it.
Garbodor: Pun on the name. Gar(Garbage)Odor. Ha ha.
Zorua: Poochyena(Or however the heck you spell it). Only a bit better than its Hoenn counterpart.
Zoroark: Still not Mightyena, but close.
Minccino: The Zigzagoon of Unova.
Cinccino: ANNOYING AS HECK
Gothita: Ugh. It's like Smoochum all over again.
Gothorita: Looks like a Team Rocket Mecha.
Gothitelle: I like Reuniclus better.
Solosis: Sounds like a disease, but still cute.
Duosion: Average.
Reuniclus: ROCK OUT BABY!
Ducklett: THE NEW CREATE A POKEMON! BE THE MOST NON-CREATIVE PERSON ON EARTH AND JUST ADD ANOTHER LETTER! ITS THAT SIMPLE FOR A SMALL PAYMENT OF GENERIC.FTW!
Swanna: I'm disappointed in you. (Its arms are on its sides for those of you who cant get a clue)
Vanillite: What flavor is this?
Vanillish: Retarded-lookin' ice cream cone.
Vanilluxe: The one on the right is happy to be there.
Deerling: That wimpy deer? (From the movie "The Sandlot", AKA BEST MOVIE EVER)
Sawsbuck: Its aggravating how it changes forms like a Castform.
Emolga: Pachirisu with wings.
Karrablast: Lookit those stubby little arms.
Escavalier: Roman warrior?
Foongus: THERE'S A FOONGUS AMOONGUS!(Pun intended )
Amoongus: Read above.
Frillish: My sister's favorite Pokemon, although I have no idea why.
Jellicent: That's a mondo mustache.
Alomomola: Try to pronounce the name. Impossible, I know.
Joltik: Search me why they made an Electric spider.
Galvantula: Once again. Search me.
Ferroseed: *** ability causing me damage.
Ferrothorn: What up with this "Ferro" stuff? Its not an egyptian for gosh sakes.

Alright, why are there asterixes? All I typed was S t u p i d. Anyways I just wanted to tell you guys some of my training spots and stuff.

TRAINING SPOTS
Anyplace with a doctor/nurse nearby so you can heal. EXAMPLES: Twist Mountain,Outside Pinwheel Forest,Route 7
BEST ONE: Victory Road.
DIRECTIONS: Fly to the Pokemon League. Go south until you see a Ranger dude. Go into the cave. Go down the lft staircase. Keep going down stairs until you can go south and there's a strength boulder. Push it into the hole and go south. Talk and battle the doctor guy. He'll heal your Pokemon once you beat him. Now you should have received a Lucky Egg from Chargestone Cave. If so, give it to the Pokemon you want to train. Then run around(stay close to the doctor) until you find a Pokemon. Now these are the Pokemon I've found in this cave:
Durant
Excadrill
Boldore
Mienfoo
And thats about it. The place is completely infested with Durant, a Bug-Steel type Pokemon that looks like a robot. Enjoy.

MY PARTY SO FAR AT JUNE 2, 2011:
Stoutland Lv39
Excadrill Lv50
Seismitoad Lv42
Sigilyph Lv40
Emboar Lv52
Chandelure Lv50


Sir Kibble

Fav, Typhoon aka Typhlosion, sec favorite, Nezzi aka Butterfree, third fav Leviah aka Leavanny, Least fav Larvi aka Larvitar, sadly i got it at level 100!!

shadowseeker: My favorite Pokemon are:
1. Typhlosion
2. Palpitoad
3. Heracross
4. Pinsir(Don't call me a bug fanatic)
5. Chandelure
6. Pupitar
7. MAYBE Gyrados
Least Favorites:
1. Any Common Pokemon on Route 1 like Zigzagoon or Pidgey
2. Zubat
3. Anything with Effect Spore
4.Magicarp or as I call it Magicrap
5. Leavanny. Don't get mad it's just I don't really like it.
6. Caterpie
7. Alomomola, cuz it has like 1,000 HP plus its really hard to pronounce
8. Gothita

PART 4

Klink: Gears of war. LOL...Yeah I know. Lame.
Klang: More gears.
Klinklang: GEEZ TOO MANY GEARS
Tynamo: Why is its lips bleeding?
Eelektrik: Ugliest. Uglier than Scrafty.
Eelektross: Where the heck do I find an Electric Stone?!
Elgyem: MAJOR PUN. L(El)G(Gy)M(em) LGM(Little green men). Plus its Pokedex entry. Squeezes opponent's BRAINS?!
Beheeyem: Once again, major pun. B(Beh)E(ee)M(yem)BEM(Bug eyed monster).*sigh*...
Liwick: Cute until you read its Pokedex entry. Sucks the life out of People and Pokemon? Why are the Pokemon in Celestial Tower so creeoy?!
Lampent: Porch light?
Chandelure: BEST ATTACK AND SP. ATK OF ANY NON-LEGENDARY POKEMON. EVEN BETTER THAN EXCADRILL.
Axew: Kinda like a Larvitar I guess.
Fraxure: Why does it have a knife sticking through its cheeks?
Haxorus: IT HAS A BUTCHER KNIFE THROUGH IS FACE!
Cubchoo: Blow your nose you little runt.
Beartic: FROZEN DROOL
Cryogonal: Stole a beaded necklace from a lady!
Shelmet: Where did he buy his clothes, the history museum?
Accelgor: Meta Knight?
Stunfisk: ELECTRIC POTATO WITH A FACE
Mienfoo: Often uses Hi Jump Kick at 5 HP and suicides.
Mianshao: Prissy little cat. Should be a Psychic type.
Druddigon: Pineapple head.
Golett: Golem all over again?
Golurk: Go lurk, Golurk!
Pawniard: Sharpest Pokemon of all(Get it?)
Bisharp: Looks more like a character from Astro Boy than a Pokemon.
Bouffalant: AFRO BULL. DISCO PARTY!
Rufflet: I puked from the cuteness.
Braviary: Angry Birds Mighty Eagle revealed?
Vullaby: Nice diaper.
Mandibuzz: Reminds me of a military school. (Maditory Buzzbut, get it?)
Heatmor: Anteater in a clown suit.
Durant: Once again, like Paniard, looks more like a robot than a pokemon.
Deino: Emo dinosaur.
Zweilous: Emo dino with two heads.
Heidreigon: Where are its pupils of its eyes?
Larvesta: Curious Bug-Fire type, but whatever...
Volcarona: Evolves at LEVEL 59?! What a rip off.
Cobalion: Thought it was a water type.
Teraakion: Not the easiest thing to catch. I had to use 21 Ultra Balls.
Virizion: 14 Timer Balls.
Tornadus: Poking itself in the eye with its tail.
Thunderus: Not a bright brotherhood. Poking itself like its 2 brothers.
Reshiram: Every pyro's dream.
Zekrom: Lightning rod's best friend.
Landorus: At least this one's smart and doesn't gouge its eyes out with its own tail.
Kyurem: Giratina of Unova.
Keldeo: Shaymin...
Meloetta: Darkrai...(?)
Genesect: What is this, attack of the killer bugs with laser guns?

Hibbety-Hibbety-Heb, That's all folks!
Add me
I'm
SIR KIBBLE!

If you want my opinions on anything else, just ask and I'll be right on it!

Dont diss Scrafty man, the Scrafty knows all.

Scrafty? I never ripped on Scrafty. I just said he was ugly. Otherwise he's a total BEAST powerful Pokemon.

Or do you mean Scraggy? He's that little runty-lookin' thing with pants that are too big for him. HE'S the one I was ripping on.

Likes
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Rayquaza
Zekrom
Torchic
Larvest
Zoroark
Umbreon
Zubat
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Hates
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Gothetelle
Mr.Mime
Golurk
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BEAST
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EMBOAR(!!!!!)
Emboar crying on the ground. Mine is freakish powerful.

Victini: cool,but whats up with getting it at level 15 man?!
Snivy: Best starter ever.
Servine: Awesome.
Serperior: Reminds me of a prince.Hmm...Prince charming.
Tepig: Why is it wearing black leggings...?
Pignite: A real Jester.
Emboar: EVIL!
Oshawott: Wierd and annoying.
Dewott: its face looks like,what would you like today,sir? Would you like to die?
Samurott: Old man.
Patrat: whats that? A patrat. "Pat meee!"
Watchog: Wieerd.
Lillipup: cute but looks more like a lion than a dog.
Herdier: ....umm...
Stoutland: Worst.Pokemon.Ever.
Purrlion: A real thief.
Liepard: BLEAKKK!
Pansage: where is its brain? It on its head.
Simisage: Reminds me of an old man.
Pansear: love the swirly thing.
Simisear: all i have to say is....IT'S HANDICAP!!!
Panpour: sweeet.
Simipour: boy simipours have no fashion sense.

Simisage has an afro.

This dude is dissing the Scraggy? Dayumn, my Scraggy pwns. Kyurem, fav legend, Flygon, fav poke.

Virizion: GRASS DOG CAT...Lion...Tiger...Leaf...Thing...
Cobalion: Im blue *Song plays*
Terrakion: Fat but...Phat?
Reshiram: Flamer.
Zekrom: And they thought JYNX was racist? Loljk
Kyurem: A mint? I think its a mint... Giant mint dragon thing.

Aquapal99, Snivy's the worst starter of all. Its all about the Tepig. Maybe Oshawott but I dislike them anyway.

Terrakion: Phat. Pretty Hard And Tough. Wipeout Puns FTW

Don't diss Stoutland. It'll chew ya up and spit you out. Mine's Lv.81

The most Epic Fail battle ever:(I actually recorded it) Its on the battle subway, for Single Trains, I think the 6th Car, send out a fire type that knows Flamethrower. This retard has some Stell Type I can't remember, A Swadloon, ans a Venipede. WTH? Get another type, you ***.

*Steel sorry

The three *** Equals: I d i o t .

Wait wait, I thought of a better one for Golett.
Golett: Go let. Go let what? Go let the dogs out? Go let me tackle you? Go let me play outside? POSSIBILITIES=INFINITE