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In this forum, post fake cheats that are on other pages. Post links to the actual cheats, so we can all click abuse. But some pages have fake cheats placed on the Q&A. Moderators, before you delete them, post them here. Maybe some people could get a laugh out of them. Who knows? Make sure to post the actual page the cheat was on, though. That might make it even funnier.

Oh, feel free to make up your own fake cheats, I guess. But don't you dare submit them as a cheat. Just post them here.

No outrageously inappropriate cheats, please.

Contributors:
pyro777
blaziken1234
Sakira
KiraGirl2
pyromasteromegaz
PokeGal
PikaHero2
joeyhawk8
dungeonboytellem
brydude1524

Thanks, everyone!

Unlock a Psygnosis Lemming

To unlock this Lemming, you must have unlocked 9-Volt. Use 9-Volt in Supermegaultracruel
Melee and kill 80,000 gold fighters (really rare!). Then go through all 120 Lemmings
levels while sticking 8 pieces of gum to your face while singing the I Just Me song while
hopping on one foot! Then Coach Z will chalenge you. Beat him to unlock him.
..Use Coach Z in Adventure Mode and on the first stage (Mushroom Kingdom) pause and press
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. After that unpause and complete Adventure
Mode. Then Psygnosis Lemming will challenge you. Beat him to unlock him.
..Using Lemming, beat the following modes with him: Classic, Adventure, All-Star, Home-Run
Contest (called Sandbag from hereonout), and Target Test. That should unlock the stages
Lemmingland, Lemmingopolis, Spectralem's Tomb, Lemcano, and Antarcticlem. They all have
Lemmings Amiga music for background music!

:D lolz, it was from the SSB Melee page. ^_^ Pyro found it.

Melee

Unlock 9-Volt

To unlock 9-Volt you will have to first have unlocked Pajama Sam, Otto Rocket, SMBSS Toad,
and Arnold Shortman. Play as Pajama Sam while battling Lv9 Otto, SMBSS Toad, and Arnold.
Then watch all 52 episodes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show while going through 100
levels of Pajama Sam's Sock Works with an 100 win streak. That means you can't lose!
After that, go to Tangipahoa Parish and eat at Middendorf's. Play SSBM again and beat
Pajama Sam's target test in under 0 mins, 5 secs, and 37 millisecs. Then 9-Volt will
challenge you. Beat him without taking any damage to unlock him.

(I'll probably post quite a few from Melee.)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlock Waddle Dee

Alright, be King Dedede and throw exactly 347,683 Waddle Dees by March 9th, 2009. Then go to Cruel Brawl and only kill the Alloys that aren't green until you get OVER 9000 kills, then jump off the edge. After that, eat 3 tomatos (in real life) that for some gross reason have an M on it. Then go into a regular Team-Brawl and fight against Kirby & Metaknight. Hit a Smash Ball by throwing a Waddle Dee and when the Smash Ball breaks, the Waddle Dee will do a dance and it will fight along your side in the match. Waddle Dee can do strong attacks like Hadokens, Falcon Punches, Great Aethers (as a recovery), and Shoop Da Whoops. If your team wins, you will then fight Waddle Dee. If you win, you unlock Waddle Dee and all it's glory. It's Final Smash is a combination of Snake's an Lucas's Final Smash, where you can attack anywhere on the screen you want, have fun!

Note: I made this one up. I hope you like! :D

Melee

unlock samuri jack

first get NAVI THEN ROCK LEE then you do adventure mod with 1 life and on INVISABLE!!!
MODE and you get him and do not die..

The spelling and grammar of this one is just dreadful. Lol

Melee

unlock pooop

Pooop out pooop and eat it. When you pooop out pooop pooop in ya gamecube and eat the pooop
again and pooop on ya moms face and eat that pooop and ya dads vomit and pooop on ya
gamecube and you get pooop! Really! Ya gamecube is all covered with it!

I laughed so hard at this one. xD

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlock Glitch-man

Fart into your Wii, and the next time you play SSBB, you will fight Glitch-man. Beat him, and you unlock him, lose, and you lose all your game data and every game's data that has ever entered your Wii. He has a Final Smash that freezes the game, and his normal Special Move is called "Win the game button", where you use it and the match ends with Glitch-man as the winner and everyone in the background is for some reason being graphically killed by Goombas and lava.

Note: This one was made by me too.

Melee

Unlock Nacho Libre

Unlock him by going to Nacho Libres house (in real life) and challenge him to a wrestling
match if ya beat him without him touching you then he will give you a specail card then
play yoshis target test whil the card is face down on ur gamecube then when you beat it
and its at the character screen for target test move the hand over the spot where Mr.
Gamewatch is and Nacho Libre will apear there

(Personally, I hate Jack Black... ._.)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlock Tingle

Beat everything possible in the game, that includes every character beating Boss battles on intense, and sell your copy of the game to Toby McGuire for $328.23, then use that money to buy "Spy Kids 2" and watch the movie 356.09 times and complain to the store manager that the movie sucks and you want your money back. Then sneak into Toby's home while yelling "FALCON SNEAK!!!" every couple steps and get back your copy of the game. Once you turn it on, your game will say you fail at life. Turn the game off while flicking it off and insert a 100% beaten copy of Wind Waker. The next time you talk to Tingle, he will say "I am Error" and your game will switch to Brawl, where you then fight him.

(I made this one. Ant helped. ^_^)

Melee

get little fart

to get little fart play for 20 hours of dummy meelee I swear this will work.

o-O Lol

Melee

Unlock Monster From a Different Dimension of the Deathly Doom-O-Rama

To do this you must pick Raichu. Then go on 100 player melee, but only pick the characters Raichu, Lard Mom, Yakitty Yak, Familiar Possessed boy, Tiny Tim, Pac-man, Bon Jovi, Giga Browser, The Inedible Hunk, Scooby Doo, Dum Dum, Chukie, Linker Dinker, Lice Finders, Pooop, Faart Nugget, Bugs Bunny, Mechanical Fart Boy, Tweety Bird, Birdo, Batman, Fred Flinstonek, and Snoopy. Then play a match. After the match, you will battle Monster From a Different Dimension of the Deathly Doom-O-Rama. Beat him and he's your's ( he looks like a thing you would never imagine).

Edited for your reading convenience. There was no capitalization, and I put in a few periods and commas. I also laughed. :D

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlockable: More Colors For Your Characters

*WARNING: This is a FAKE cheat. Don't even THINK about trying it, because it won't work.*

"Brawl six times with every character, each time using a different color. When you have done this, you will then have more color choices for your characters."

I made it. I know it sucks, but that was the best I could do. =l

On 11-01-2008 18:59 pm Sakira wrote:
Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlockable: More Colors For Your Characters

*WARNING: This is a FAKE cheat. Don't even THINK about trying it, because it won't work.*

"Brawl six times with every character, each time using a different color. When you have done this, you will then have more color choices for your characters."

I made it. I know it sucks, but that was the best I could do. =l

Unlock Giant Metal ROB (SSBB)

Alright, first unlock ROB. Then go to Group mode and fight anyone as ROB. Now, go to Final Destination and get a Mushroom and Metal Box. CONGRATS! You can now play as Giant Metal ROB for a short time.








lol

Unlock Hadoken

Mega Man X (SNES)

Once you've obtained everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, go to Armored Armadillo's stage, and at the end place thing... The place where you're on the rolling cart thingy, instead of landing on the ground in front of the door, kill yourself 5 times. Then, after your 5th time, jump up and wall jump on the wall above the door. Keep going up until you reach the top. On there, there will be an upgrade capsule, with Dr. Light in it. But he's wearing a head band, like Ryu! Enter the capsule, and you can now use the hadoken, after pressing the certain buttons (Down down, right right, fire, I think (Assuming you're aiming right))! This can only be done with full health though.



Note: Believe it or not, this is actually true. I typed all this up from memory. Isn't that nice?

unlock a pie

pokemon diamond and pearl and platinum
make a poffin with four friends everybody has to burn theirs
then feed it to a cheribi
cheribi will jump into the poffin and kill itself
feed it half to snorlax half to moltres
snorlax will take all of moltres's poffin
moltres will cook snorlax
to get a pie burp then fart into the mike (it has to be real)

now if that were true i would be like this

LOLZ

Now that's the kind of Cheats Ant and I are looking for! :D

Make Super Mario 64 unplayable

Sell the game to me for $4.28 right before I go on an airplane. CONGRATS! You physically can't play the game since I have it now! :D

lol cant play it if you dont have it another version of that

GIVE IT TO ME

Alright! Thank you, Kira, for contributing! ^_^

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Unlock:Jonathan (team Castleavnia)

to unlock: Jonathan you have to get 4,000 home run

very good with whip attacks

and i have make it up.

SSBB

Unlock:Terta, another zelda form
Go play as toon link aganist 3 lvl. 9 zeldas on one team. If you succend, one of the zelda's are going to challenge you as Terta, beat her up, and she's yours!
Her Final Smash is a light arrow followed my pirates

oh and I made this. It's fake

Thanks for contributing, PokeGal! ^_^

You both did? I'm sorry, I didn't see...

On 11-07-2008 17:17 pm pyro777 wrote:
You both did? I'm sorry, I didn't see...

I edited the main message.