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On 07-09-2009 14:55 pm VampireBidoof wrote:

On 07-08-2009 12:09 pm armarillis wrote:
lol nice impersonator
So there are 4 people standing by a bridge. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the bridge that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. "There is a lot of sushi in my country." Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. "There is too much love in my country." Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. "There are a lot of tacos in my country." Next is the American. He looks around. He picks up the Mexican guy and throws him off the bridge. "There are a lot of Mexicans in my country."
Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

These jokes ***, this is like a *** compliment to the cultures your making fun of.

I know one like the bridge one, except it's a hot air balloon coming down and it's a Mexican, Chinaman, and Aussie, and the Aussie throws the Chinaman out at the end because there's so many Chinese immagrants here.

On 08-05-2009 14:08 pm NinjaUmbreon wrote:

On 07-09-2009 14:55 pm VampireBidoof wrote:

On 07-08-2009 12:09 pm armarillis wrote:
lol nice impersonator
So there are 4 people standing by a bridge. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the bridge that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. "There is a lot of sushi in my country." Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. "There is too much love in my country." Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. "There are a lot of tacos in my country." Next is the American. He looks around. He picks up the Mexican guy and throws him off the bridge. "There are a lot of Mexicans in my country."
Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

These jokes ***, this is like a *** compliment to the cultures your making fun of.

Damn right

A BUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE FALLING OFF A CLIFF = AVALANCH
A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE FALLING OFF A CLIFF = MUDSLIDE
A BUNCH OF MEXICAN PEOPLE FALLING OFF A CLIFF = JAIL BREAK

cliff.

I said cliff, read it again.

you edited it

i was gonna say something liek dat o-o

(everybody has probably heard this :D)

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head running from the cops. They found a dark ally with 3 boxes. 1 box was a steak box, which the brunette hid under. The other was a fish box, which the red head hid under. The 3rd one was a potato box, which the blonde was under. The cops came and saw all 3 boxes. They kicked the steak box and the brunette said "bark! bark". "That must be a dog." A cop said. Then a cop kicked the fish box and the red head said "meow! meow!". "Oh that must be a cat the cop said. Then the cop kicked the potato box and the blonde said "potato! potato!".