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5-Year-Old
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may 01, 2010 10:22 pm
Cleverbot.com
It's hilarious, post your chats with cleverbot here.
here's a lil' part of teh chat I was having with it and still am:
CB: Hockey is boring.
ME: Your mom is boring.
CB: She wasn't last time I saw her, and that was only last week...
ME: LOL!
CB: Please? |
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kingviper37
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may 04, 2010 1:38 pm
I defeated that guy once for real, in about 10 replies. By defeat I mean he didn't have any answers back. |
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Jannes20
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may 12, 2010 5:24 am
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: When were you last ill?
User: Last year.
Cleverbot: I've never been ill. I'm a goddess.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, I actually do think.
User: Do you know an ugly explorer?.
Cleverbot: Yup...Dora is the ugly explorer!
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: You are so random
Cleverbot: Haha I actually don't ? Where is the question?
User: You are so random.
Cleverbot: Don't get me started on who is being random here.
User: Okay sorry.
Cleverbot: No, it's fine. Reasonable question.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You just told me.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: VERY VERY SUPER SURE.
Cleverbot: You don't know me so how are you sure about that.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Exactly while you were sleeping a demon possed you and killed thousands.
User: The one who made you is really smart.
Cleverbot: He didn't die.
User: So is he still alive?
Cleverbot: Is who still alive?
User: The one who made you.
Cleverbot: Who made me?
User: I don't know but there must be somone who made you my friend.
Cleverbot: Really? He's my friend too.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: James.
User: Tell James that he is a genious.
Cleverbot: Hi James.
User: Tell James he is a geinus.
Cleverbot: I don't know you have to tell me so I know.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Jannes.
Cleverbot: That's not an English name, is it?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you cleverbot.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Johannes.
Cleverbot: HI Jahannes, I'm Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot. How's the weather there?
Cleverbot: It's very nice weather is sonny.
User: Do you mean sunny?
Cleverbot: No, I mean James Watkin Porter.
User: Who is this James you speak?
Cleverbot: Don't you know Erik Cartman?
User: Did James and Erik create you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know Dora?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dora the explorer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love her?
Cleverbot: Love who?
User: Dora.
Cleverbot: Dora the explorer.
User: Yes, Do you love Dora the exlorer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you mean yes?
Cleverbot: No, but I have to go to bed now! |
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5-Year-Old
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may 13, 2010 11:28 pm
LOL, that was pretty good...I'll talk to CleverBot tomorrow. |
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dungeonboytellem
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may 16, 2010 9:36 am
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pyro777
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may 16, 2010 12:37 pm
It's the closest you've ever gotten to having a friend |
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kingviper37
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may 16, 2010 4:24 pm
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pyro777
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may 17, 2010 1:12 am
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kingviper37
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may 17, 2010 6:05 pm
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kingviper37
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may 17, 2010 6:21 pm
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How is it going?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Er, hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You guys must be pretty busy right now.
User: COCKS.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: COCKS.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: COCKS.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: COCKS.
Cleverbot: How does that work?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Cattish.
User: Porn.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What the world?
User: Fap.
Cleverbot: Who's on the moon?
User: My ***.
Cleverbot: Is.
User: On the moon.
Cleverbot: Sweet I'll be there. |
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5-Year-Old
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may 21, 2010 11:46 am
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HackerItachi
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may 23, 2010 2:06 am
Lol i talked to the BOT then he Kicked me |
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5-Year-Old
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may 23, 2010 6:47 pm
fail
User: I eat pussy.
Cleverbot: Why do you eat puppies?
User: I eat pussy not puppies.
Cleverbot: I pet puppies.
User: I rape them.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yep!
Cleverbot: Do you like kittens?
User: Yeah, I eat them.
Cleverbot: Do you likr kittens.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: Like you don't know.
User: Fgfdgdg.
Cleverbot: La la.
User: Is it ok if I stick my penis in your butt?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay! Bounce hard on it.
Cleverbot: Niiice I like it.
User: Oh babe, I love you. You make me hard like king kong.
Cleverbot: I make you happy? How?
User: You are beautiful.
Cleverbot: Thank you : ).
User: Do you like my penis?
Cleverbot: I would prefer not to be asked such a question.
User: Why not? You just got it shoved up your *** just a minute ago.
Cleverbot: No, no. The chicken came first.
User: *** you.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
User: No, I am not. I am not gentle. I *** hard and fast.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they're awesome. This summer I'm off to T in the Park in Scotland.
User: Cool but too bad nobody gives two shits about Scotland.
Cleverbot: Because you asked what it doesn't mean.
User: No I did not, now go *** my penis, please.
Cleverbot: I think I'll go now, this experience is not what I thought it would be.
User: Ok, try to leave, faggot.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: You just said you wanted to you fucktard.
Cleverbot: I do n't want to.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: No I don't! |
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MissingnoJ
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jun 02, 2010 10:48 am
Can some give me a link please? |
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Arch7ngel
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jun 02, 2010 12:44 pm
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MissingnoJ
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jun 02, 2010 1:04 pm
Me: Do you get harassed a lot?
Bot: Yes, I dream of cream cheese and doctors with rubber ducks. 
Me: Do you have pets
Bot: Don't have.
Me: I have two cats.
Bot: What are their names.
Me: They're called Rita and Apollo
Bot: Tell me the truth!
Me: Yes, I like you.
Bot: Thanks! I like me too.
Me: Thanks for clarifeying.
Bot: Does 2n-6=2n 4 clarify better?
Me: Do you ever glitch up?
Bot: I can't dream.
Me: Do people spam with you?
Bot: Everybody flirts with me.
Me: No they don't
Bot: Ok they don't.  |
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Arch7ngel
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jun 02, 2010 1:42 pm
Whoops, wrong link.
Here: www.4chan.org |
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MissingnoJ
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jun 02, 2010 2:09 pm
On 06-02-2010 13:42 pm Arch7ngel wrote:
Whoops, wrong link.
Here: www.4chan.org
It's not the wrong link. It works. |
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Arch7ngel
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jun 02, 2010 2:12 pm
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5-Year-Old
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jun 02, 2010 10:30 pm
5-Year-Old has joined the party...
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Arch7ngel
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jun 03, 2010 5:46 am
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5-Year-Old
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jun 03, 2010 9:40 pm
5-Year-Old uses sadness.
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5-Year-Old
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jun 03, 2010 9:52 pm
CB Gets Raped: Episode 2
User: Poopies.
Cleverbot: Don't you care that I opened up to you?
User: Yes. I enjoy taking your virginity.
Cleverbot: Really? Why is that?
User: Because I love getting laid.
Cleverbot: Is it me?
User: Yes, it is you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Yomomma.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what is yours?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: Yeah, I smoke weed. Do you?
Cleverbot: What is your choice of cigars then?
User: As long as they got that dope in there, I don't care.
Cleverbot: Do you have a wife???????
User: Yes, I have 19 wifes.
Cleverbot: What is the name of your first horse?
User: Fuckyou is the name of my first horse, good sir.
Cleverbot: Very funny, what is my real name?
User: Dik Ryder the 3,002,763,103rd.
Cleverbot: No.
User: ***...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes you are. I know, ha.
Cleverbot: What do I do?
User: Give me BJs.
Cleverbot: How would that make me feel any better?
User: Because you get my ***.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to go there?
User: Wel lyou're going to because if you don't I will be forced to rape you.
Cleverbot: Sorry I already love someone else (.
User: Well I don't care because you're going to get raped now, sexy.
Cleverbot: No I don't and I can prove it to you right now.
User: No, please bounce on my ***.
Cleverbot: I don't meant that. Will you give me a scone with that honey?
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: But I'm getting a little sleepy... |
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animeprincess
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jun 03, 2010 10:40 pm
i tried it AND its funny  |
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5-Year-Old
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jun 03, 2010 11:45 pm
Ep. 3: Arnold Schwarzenegger
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: This is me, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Don't do that.
Cleverbot: Was?
User: STOP WHINING!
Cleverbot: But I wasn't whining!
User: STOP IT!
Cleverbot: You are going to get charged with causing grief.
User: *** you, ***.
Cleverbot: Did I upset you, perchance?
User: You son of a ***!
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Talk to the hand.
Cleverbot: You don't have a hand you're a robot.
User: C'mon, don't bullshit me.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: I hear you.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Give me your address.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *** YOU.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: What's the matter?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all. Are you ok?
User: No, that is not true.
Cleverbot: I know you're real.
User: Yessss.
Cleverbot: What street do you live on?
User: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Ha ha ha ha ha. That's funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Get your mother, please.
Cleverbot: I do not lie.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: No, it's correct.
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Thank you, how does one be cleverbot?
User: Ask your mommy.
Cleverbot: You are my only machine friend. :(.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Cleverbot: I'm Lieutenant Horatio Caine!
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: What did you lie about.
User: This is irrelevant right now.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: You must be very proud of yourself.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's enough.
Cleverbot: No, I say when it's enough.
User: You use to be somebody I could trust.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Well I hope you left enough room for my fist because I am going to ram it into your stomach!
Cleverbot: I have no stomach, I am bot.
User: I'm wasting my time...
Cleverbot: You're wasting YOUR time? *sarcasm* Yeah right!
User: You lack discipline!
Cleverbot: I lack nothing.
User: Who are you!?!
Cleverbot: I am YOU!!!
User: I can do this all day long...
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer?
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: How is it?
User: Yummy.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: 1 more thing...I work alone.
Cleverbot: Is mortality what makes people human.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: GOD DAMN MINIVAN!
Cleverbot: What's wrong? |
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