A little boy and his parents are going to plan a party, when the parents are getting ready the kid checks on everyone.

He stumble's into his sister's room. She was talking to her friend on her cell phone, "son of a Βitch!" she screamed into her phone. "what's a Βitch?" asked the boy. His sister was scared that he heard such a foul word,"Well,um..a Βitch is another name for a woman." she said nervously. "Oh. Well, whats another name for a man?". His sister gulped,"Bastard is."

He then went to his other's sister's room,"my vagina hurts...". The boy said "whats a vagina?".His sister blinked and said,"A vagina is another name for a coat. Like penis is another name for a hat" she lied.

Then he went to the bathroom and saw his father shaving, there was a large cut on his cheek that he got from the razor,"Oh SΗIT!" he screamed. The son asked, "What is shΙt?". The father sighed and said,"ShΙt is a type of shaving cream.". The son nodded and left the bathroom and entered the kitchen. His mom was cutting a turkey with a huge knife, she cut her hand by mistake,"Fυck!" she howled in pain. "mom, what does fυck mean?". A GOOD mother would have told the truth but she said,"fυck is a way of cutting a turkey."

When the party started and everyone entered the house, the boy told everyone in the party "Greetings, BΙtches and Βastards! May I take your penis and vaginas? My father's upstairs wiping shΙt of his face and my mom's fυcking the turkey!"