I have some tips on how to win arguments

- Deny everything your opponent says and repeat the same sentence with different words until one of you leaves
- Thumb down the posts of your oppenent, it will give you a major advantage
- If he says something clever stare at your screen for 10 minutes then leave
- If you don't want to leave when he makes the clever comeback use terrible grammar so he doesn't understand you
- Complain about everything
- Refresh every other second
- Skid off topic and tell him his name is bad
- Make an account
- Deny some more
- Swear every other word

Now you will win all your fights