Click on any player. Click on the "Action" button in the top right. Next, click on the "Set Nickname" option and enter one of the following names:

Oliver Collyer
Paul Collyer
Paul Norman
Kevin Turner
Marc Duffy
Svein Kvernoey
Mark Woodger
Once entered, click "OK" then click "Action" again. Click on "Request Coach Report", select a coach, and press "Confirm". Read out the strange report that is given.
Note: This works on both the demo and final version of the game.