In the fantasy part of the brain, there is a building
shaped like the back of a cow. Inside, you must ride an annoying
ice cube around a room. If you fall off, you must start over.
However, if you jump onto the ice cube and immediately jump back
onto the fridge, then you can just watch the ice cube slide around.
Simply jump back onto the ice cube once it returns to the fridge
but before it stops moving. You will receive a golden udder without
doing any work.