Act 1 : Melee Island
On the ship
Use the brazier of hot coals to kick it down and then pick it up (with
your
feet, it's possible).
Turn towards the loaded cannon and kick the coals at it. That's it.
Stopping the boulder slinging
Go to the scumm bar on the far side of town. Talk to the dart players
until you
can challenge them to hit the drunk guy's balloon. Take his pretzels.
Go to the harbor and pick up the popped innertube laying near the grog
machine.
Go back to the mansion and use the popped innertube on the cactus on
the right
side of mansion.
Approach the boulder slinging pirate and offer him pretzels. When he
walks off
to eat, quickly turn towards the catapult and fiddle with the
controls.
Getting a ship & crew
Head towards town and talk to Otis & Carla until you find out that
they want a
cushy government job.
Go to the scumm bar and talk to I Cheeze (the non-drunk pirate). In
order to get
him as your navigator, you must beat him at insult arm-wrestling. Just
pick the
most appropriate come-back, fairly easy.
Once that's done, head to the harbor and talk to the harbor mistress.
She will
tell you that you need proof of authority to get a ship.
Go back to the mansion and go inside. Inside, you will find a desk
with a
contract. First, read it to be sure that it is a 'cushy government
job'. Hand it
to Elaine for her signature and then talk to her about getting a ship.
She will
end up giving you a gubernatiorial symbol of authority.
Go back into town and give the contract to Otis & Carla, then head
to the harbor
and give the symbol of authority to the harbor mistress.
Chapter 1 : Lucre Island
Starting out / Getting framed
Go to the lawyer building and talked to the three lawyers. Eventually,
you will
receive a letter. Read it.
Take it to the bank and ask the banker to bring out your safe deposit
box.
Pick up the sword and use it on the bottom hinge of the door. The
hinge will
break off, but so will the sword
Use the broken part of the sword on the crack to wedge it open
somewhat.
In the safe deposit box, you'll find grog and a music box.
Don't forget to pick up the hanky on the floor.
Pick up all three sponges and use them on the crack. Once that's done,
pour the
grog on the sponges. They will expand and force the door open.
When you appear in jail, pick up the chicken grease and head out.
Preparations / Obtaining Directions
Head towards the perfume shop and pick up one of the empty perfume
bottles
laying around. You don't have to talk to the annoying guy :)
Smell the hankerchief you picked up in the safe. Each time you smell,
one of the
necessary ingredients for the perfume will be revealed. Get the wood
shavings at
the House of Sticks. Get the free fish at the bait shop. Get some
water from the
water fountain. Get a flower from the mansion on the map (outside of
Lucre
town). Get some swamp water from the swamp north of town. Combine
these items
into the perfume bottle.
Go to the opposite end of town and pick up the loudmouth duck that's
wandering
around. It'll come in handy later.
Head to the Palace of Prosthesis and talk to Dave. Spray the perfume
at him and
he will reveal a random name. He will tell you that the directions to
the home
in the swamp are in the file. In order to get the file, you need to
figure out
the filing contraption.
The three pictures symbolize the first letter of the First, Middle,
and Last
name respectively.Bunny : A - D
Tree : E - H
Pumpkin : I - M
Monkey : N - T
Banana : U - Z
While you're in the shop, you might want to get the fake hand that
will be
needed later on. Talk to him and ask about a hand. Use the music box
and steal
the hand quickly. Don't forget to snag the file before you leave.
Head to the chess players in the middle of town. Talking to the larger
one, you
will find out that the smaller one is obsessed with Britanny (the
banker). Talk
to both of them until they begin to argue, then snatch their clock.
Pegnose Pete's House
Head out of town and towards the swamp. Look at your directions and
then use the
clock on the raft. Go according to the times listed and you should end
up at the
house. Note: Directions seem to be random, so there is no need to list
them
here. Pay attention to what happens when you meet yourself in the
future, you
need to replay the same events when you meet again in order to prevent
a time
paradox :) Be sure to note the order of receiving items as well as the
number
that is said.
When you arrive at the house and go through the dialog, use the
chicken grease
with the doormat. Then use the duck with the window and you're all
done.
Proving your innocence
Head over to the bank and use the broken sword on the manhole.
Pick up the manhole and take it to Dave at Palace of Prosthetics. Ask
him for a
free item. Mention the three names etched on the manhole and you'll be
rewarded
with fake skin, otherwise a defective liver :)
Use this skin on the manhole to bounce into the bank.
There is a chain you can pull to turn on the lights once in the bank.
Once there
is light, you'll be able to see a strange looking shadow on the
balcony to the
left. Look at it and a cutscene will start.
Pick up the scupperware on your way out.
Go to the bait shop and pick up some free bait to put in the
scupperware.
Use the prosthetic hand on the termites and head off to Mandrill's
mansion (out
of Lucre town).
Use your special cologne on one of his stuffed animals and watch what
happens.
Once that's done, head to the House of Sticks and use the termites on
his
repaired stick.
Go back to his mansion and talk to him. Mention his loot and the
entire framing
episode; he will leave a trail on his way to the loot which you must
follow.
When you arrive, there will be a passageway on the other side. Go down
and use
the button. Once you come back up, dive in the deep water and use the
scupperware in the water and a fish
will come running. The fish illuminate the way and you can enter the
secret
cave.
Enter the door and pick up the loot as well as the screw.(go up with
map button) Show both items to the
inspector and you're all done!
Act 2 : Melee Island
What is the Ultimate Insult?!
Go see the voodoo lady in town. Pull one of the fingers to speak to
the voodoo
lady. Ask about the Ultimate Insult and then talk to her about
heirlooms. She
will give you a few items.
Go see meathook and ask him about his candles. He'll move his
paintbucket
towards you, make sure to pick up the paintbrush on the ground.
Head over to the docks. Pick up the quarter laying in the change
return slot of
the grog machine and use it on the machine. Once it get's stuck,
kick/punch/shake/yell at it and you will be rewarded with plenty of
grog. Pick
one up.
Head back towards town and into the scumm bar (now the lua bar). Sit
down at the
middle stool and call the waitress. Order something cooked from the
waitress.
As the boat comes down the track pull out the paintbrush and use it on
the
propulsion system just as it passes under the painting. This may take
some
practice, so don't worry if you don't get it on the first try.
The chef should come out and check on the problem. Run into the
kitchen and pour
some grog into the steam generator. Act quickly and you will
eventually receive
a painting.
Go to the harbor and towards your boat. Use the earrings you got from
the voodoo
lady on the figurehead of your boat. Then, do the same with the
necklace, pen,
painting (in that order).
Act 2 : Jambalaya Island
Item Collection
Talk to tourists, find out more about the Ultimate Insult.
Head over to StarBuccanneer's and look in the window (at the cup). Go
inside and
grab it, then ask the employee behind the counter for a refill.
Steal the tourist woman's souvenir cup; get a sample of mini bagels
and keep the
topping you receive.
Go to Stan's House. Take the glue under the window and grab one of the
flyers on
the desk. Drink coffee; listen to stan's timeshare lecture.
Eventually, you'll
receive a coupon for Planet Threepwood.
Head back to town and towards the brewery. Put your glue on the
mechanical
manatee.
Talk to the bartender and persuade him to give you some grog and let
you ride
the manatee. Another coupon arrives :)
Head to Planet Threepwood and take notice of the specials of the day.
Speak to a
waitress and order anything; tell her you have a coupon.
When the pirate approaches you, ask for a charicature (of yourself and
your
brand new mug). Once that's done, use your glue on the caricature and
the
caricature on the souvenir starbuccanneer's mug you stole earlier.
Swap the two
mugs.
Pirate School
Head back to the dock and into the row bow. Row over to the pirate
ship and
persuade him to let you by. Next, make your way to the small island on
the
right.
Go to the school house on the right and sign up for pirate lessons.
Use common
sense on the anwsers and you'll be rewarded with a certificate.
Sign up for another class, but give wrong anwsers. You'll receive a
dunce cap.
Pull the fire alarm outside the school house. While the teacher is out
investigating, go inside and grab an item from the chest. Repeat until
you have
all the items except the tobacco.
Back in the rowboat, go straight to the left (onto the beach). Take
the path to
Stan's and go to the diving competition.
Diving Competition
Talk to Marco de Pollo as well as the judges. Tell them you want to
dive. Talk
to the hippie looking judge and he will teach you technique. After
talking to
the judge on the left about his wife, hand him the flyer.
Put the bagel topping on Marco de Pollo's baby seal oil and proceed to
challenge
him to a competition. Match his moves and wait for the tie decision.
You go
first this time and do whatever you'd like because when Marco goes,
he'll be
attacked by seaguls. Trophy comes next :)
Finishing it off
Go back to the small island and up to the puppet house. Talk to the
small
LeChuck, ask where he's been. Disregard the GuyBrush puppet and show
the insult
map to the pupeterr. He will run away.
Pick up the puppets and head to the right. Talk to the pirate about
his father's
hat. Keep going right. Blow your whistle at the parrots. Give them
some grog;
ask the drunk parrot about the hat.
Use the puppets on the boulder and you should be on your way to act 3!
Act 3 : Monkey Island
Wow, Monkey Island!
Read the note after you "arrive".
Head to clearing and talk to Herman. Pick up the coconut and throw it
at Herman;
then, talk to him again.
Head to the canyon and snatch the banana picker.
Make your way back to the beach. Use the picker to pick the bananas;
give one to
Timmy the Monkey.
Timmy will now follow you, so go back to the canyon. Another banana
will get him
to follow you into the mine. Keep giving him bananas until both of you
are at
the huge door.
Open vent; use banana on it; close it.
Use another banana on the portal, step inside, and use the banana
picker to
snatch the weed whipper.
Head to the vista point. Pick up a rock and throw it at the right-most
canal.
When the branch moves, throw another rock at the middle canal. Again,
when the
branch moves throw a rock at the left canal.
Go to the Church of LeChuck and use the banana picker to get the two
shields
mounted above the door. Talk to the priest (father) and get him to let
you ride
the lava boat. Once you have control of it, steer towards the milk
bottle and
use the banana picker on it.
Ride again and steer towards the boulder and kick the tree over after
clearing
the weeds with your weed whipper.
Go back to where Herman is, hit him with the milk bottle and then talk
to him.
Talk to Jojo and ask about Monkey Combat (pay attention to this). Go
to the
Monkey Town and examine your shields. Give your cymbals (shields) to
the musical
monkey. You'll end up with an accordion in your hands.
Back to Herman, throw the accordion at him and talk to him again.
You'll receive
a melee (gubernatorial) symbol.
Monkey Kombat
This part is where things get complicated.
First, fight monkeys (and lose occassionally) in the jungle in order
to learn
the different transition commands as well as what moves beat others.
As far as I
know, everyone's results are random, so there is no use in posting a
reference
here.
Once you have a complete chart written down, kick some monkey butt in
town.
Eventually you'll beat Jojo and receive a hat.
The End
Head to the big monkey head and use Jojo's hat on it. Use your banana
picker on
the nose.
Go in and use the melee symbol on the slot.
After the cutscene, you'll find yourself in what seems to be a giant
monkey.
Pick up the large blank and use it on the small building. Climb it and
jump on
the plank. Flip the gigantic switch.
Draw LeChuck three times by copying his moves; there is no way to beat
him.
He'll get frustrated and give up.
That's all folks.
