| Unlockable: | How to unlock: |
| "Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch" | Die from falling damage. |
| 101st Airborne | Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting. |
| 88mph | Get thrown back in time by Vlad. |
| An eye for an eye | Defeat behold, the watcher |
| Bad Taste | Overkill 1000 enemies. |
| Basic Element | Use all basic elements at least once. |
| Better you than me | Be invisible while one other player dies. |
| Blue... No Yelloooow! | Have a hard time settling on a color. |
| Cooking by the book | Cast a Magick successfully. |
| Deep Impact | Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile. |
| Don't fear the reaper | Defeat death. |
| Dragon "Slayer" | Defeat fafnir. |
| Finders keepers | Steal your friends equipment after he has died. |
| First Blood | Kill one enemy using the M60. |
| Houdini | Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks. |
| I call it a Hawking Hole | Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex. |
| I put on my robe and wizard hat | Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode. |
| I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy | Defeat assatur. |
| I'm the wizard king, I can do anything! | Create a spell that contains 5 different elements. |
| Imma Firin' Mah Lazer!!!! | Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one. |
| It's over nine thousand!!!! | Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy. |
| It's raining (beast)men | Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds. |
| Khaaaaaaaan! | Defeat khan |
| Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong | Heal a total of 100 000 hit points. |
| King's Quest | Find all the moose. |
| Let off some steam | Create a spell containing Steam. |
| Mission improbable | Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours. |
| More like the Aristocats | Defeat the Aristocrats. |
| Mu-mu-mu-multikill! | Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick. |
| Never cross the beams | Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it. |
| No more trolling | Defeat ygg. |
| OMG! They killed Yellow! | Die with yellow robes. |
| One in a million? | Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive. |
| Play it again, Vlad | Defeat vlad. |
| RPG much? | Complete all side quests in the game. |
| Saved by the king | Defeat the Warlock and Machine. |
| Sherlock Holmes | Find all secret areas in the game. |
| Solid Snake | Defeat jormungandr. |
| State Alchemist | Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements. |
| Stuff of legends | Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram. |
| The Enchanter | Imbue your weapon with a spell. |
| The perfect storm | All players survived a thunderstorm. |
| There can be only one | Kill macleod. |
| There is no goat level | Defeat jotunn. |
| This is Magicka! | Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole. |
| Too fancy for fireballs? | Complete one level using only magicks. |
| Vanilla Ice | Create a spell containing only Ice. |
| We are the champions | Survive all waves of a challenge. |
| Wingardium Leviosa | Push someone off a cliff. |
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