Okay at the beginning of the game Luigi will walk out and get some mail. Then you'll go on
a ship to Rogueport.
Walk to the save block then save. Walk all the way to the top and you'll see Lord Crump
with a Goomba named Goombella. Then walk even closer, then you'll start fighting.

BOSS - Lord Crump HP-5, Attack-1, Defense-0.
Attack with the strongest attack you can think of.
Go up the stairs and into the real Rogueport. And if you lose any HP during the fight go
the place with tht bed on top of it. Then speak to the toad with an orange head. You'll
completely recover. Go down to the lower floor and exit out the door. Then go to the other
part of Rogueport go into the door with nothing on top of it.
You will find who you need to find. If you want some info talk slowly  if not press A like
a total goofball.

Then walk out the door see that there was a part of the fence that breaks down then go
into the warp pipe. But before entering he will tell you if want to learn about stuff or
not. No matter what you will do it. Then you can really go in the Warp Pipe. And finally
walk across the area to the right side until you go past the second set of steps walk down
from there and time it right to get on the platform, then time it again to make to the
other side.
Then go down the Warp pipe again. Wait a second let me think about Oh yeah I got it!
Oh yeah I got it
Oh yeah I got it
Oh yeah I got it
Oh yeah I got it
Oh yeah I got it
Ther will be all different type of Goombas.
And then go all the way down the last room pick your nose and spin around
Go to the right side first you'll see a creature go into a hole you'll have to deal with
it later.

Well um go hahahahahahahahahah go down
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahh
stohahahahahop. 
And then go down the Warp pipe  And then you'll see a cursive fie box.
And then get the  black key then put it into the cursify box. Then you get cursified then
it is done.

Forget about go down the Warp pipe I mean the the 3rd one you shoud obey,
I mean wait not the third one the second.
First erase that.
NOOOO
Well actuall the second really COOOOUUGHH
Then go up all the 
Go to the Thousand year Door by using paper airplane.
You wcan learn about Sp things or not Thhen and Frankly will give you a power smash. equip
itgo back into the sewrews and don't sstop walking until you see the paper airplane
panel.and then get ready for another big fight.
Tehn press uh Go one line down

Now write BOSSS in big letters.
This Boss is blooper 
His HP is 12
His Attack is ONE
Defenese of ZEERO

Then laugh as hard as you can hahahahahah ummmmm
well you jump on these platforms and then you get to petalmetals. So um<table
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