1) Grab the ruler on your desk.
2) Spin the globe a couple times, and take the chewing gum.
3) Drag and drop to combine the rule and the gum.
4) Use the Ruler/Gum to get the rubber band in the vent.
5) Shoot the rubber band at Mr. Soggy, take his glasses, and leave the class.
6) Grab the penny in this hallway that's right in front of you.
7) Go into the Library below, and give Mr. Read the glasses in exchange for the bookmark.
Combine it to the Ruler/Gum to make it the Ruler/Gum/Bookmark.(Read the books is you want,
pointless but amusing.)
8) Go on to the left, take the penny that's by the bottom right corner of the girls'
bathroom door, and enter the supply closet. Use your Ruler/Bum/Bookmark to reach the dime
on the top of the bookshelf. Nothing else, leave.
9) Go into the boy's bathroom, and open the stall. Take the toilet paper and drag it to
the toilet. Click the small flusher, and clog the toilet. The janitor will come rushing
in, leaving him occupied. Leave this room.
10) Take the next left, and also grab the penny on the bottom right hand corner of the
staircase, that's right in front of you.
11) Head upstairs and to the left. Just get the penny in front of you, and return back.
You'll come back here later, don't worry.
12) Go to the right, past Chubb, and talk to Richy in the locker. He's apparently locked
himself in again and his combination is in Mrs. Obbverb's room. Go into the Janitor's
Closet to the right of poor Richy, and since the janitor is fixing the boy's bathroom
toilet, his chair is leff unoccupied, and you, un-interrogated. So, take the quarter under
the chair, and leave this lifeless, empty, god forsaken room.
13) Go to the right, take the penny in front of you, and go back.
14) Take a left, and go back downstairs. Go to the right, and enter the Teacher's Lounge.
when asked and given options, tell Mrs. Obbverb about Richy. Say yes, that she needs to
come to her classroom immediately. Mrs. Count will leave as well. Before you go too, check
the middle DRAWER on the right of the screen, (NOT the CABINET.) and take the nickel.
15)When you exit, make a left, go upstairs, and take two rights. Enter Mrs. Oddverb's room
and get the combination note on the back desk. BLOBBLES. Great. That helps. An alpha code
for a numeric lock. Head out of this room.
16) Take one left from the hall with Mrs. Oddverb's room. Click Richy's locker to enter
the combination: 53788078
Richy come's out, thanking you. He'll reward you with a quarter, yay!
17) Swing a left, and head downstairs. Go onto another left, and enter Mrs. Count's
classroom. There will be a pile of monkies in front her desk, (Yay, monkies!) and a hidden
keyboard key. When you spot it, take it. Head back out, to the right, and up the stairs.
18) Take another left for a million dollars! Not. Enter Mrs. Flask's room, and put the
keyboard key in that weird-looking hell of a machine. You'll get a "Science ROCKS" button.
(The button lies.) Take it from the machine tray, and leave.
19) Take rights ALL the way back to Mrs. Oddverb's class, and give the button to Richy.
He'll give you another quarter. (You like Richy. This guy is a GOOD friend.) Head out of
this room.
20) While you're outside the room, click the clean, far left yellow locker. Get the nickel
from inside your locker, and if you did everything right, you should have a dollar.
21) Take two lefts, downstairs, another left, and enter the Lunch Room at the bottom.
22) Tell Mrs. Munch at the left, that you want some pudding. She'll count up your money,
and give you biggest vat of pudding you've ever seen in a flash game. (How do you fit THAT
in your pocket?) Leave the Lunch Room, avoiding your temptaion for the macaroni, just like
me, and take a right and go upstairs.
23) Go on, be brave, and FEED CHUBB. This fat oaf will gobble the whole damn thing,
(including the pot) and roll down the stairs, (RUN, FOOL.) and wrecking-ball like, crash
into the Auditorium. After your LOL moment, leave in astonishment, and go upstairs to
enter the Office.
24) Talk to Mrs. Moose, and tell her you need to see Mr. Potato. Tell her that you're
awesome, (Man, you tell such lies too! ) and for some unknown reason, she'll let you in.
25) Take the moron's key, and exit the office.
26) Race down the stairs, take a final left, and out the door. You're free. Enjoy the
final cutscene in your cool car, finish the credits to see your time if you want, and have
the minor satisfaction that you completed this more-than-decent game.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed! Complete the game again to unlock a secret, have
fun!
~TKP