get it ? he wetted his pants

yea i get it but ive heard it so many times so shut up B***H!!!

Alex24 ur such a dumass u climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side!! lol

ohh like i havent heard that before

u got hundreds good boy? let me hear 5 in one reply, got it?

u also said it wrong!!!

ok:One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

2nd:At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

3rd:What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
"Which one's Mommy?"

4th:Why is Tigger always so dirty?
Because he plays with Pooh!

5th:Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

hey

oops i forgot to sign in those r my jokes and also i changed my user name goodboyz instead of goodboy

hey fucking monck ...imean hunkey monck u r a retard

oops rong again hunkey monk

ok retard under...stand...my...jokes...are...up...there..RETARD!!

i must be famous theres a lot of anwers hear 4 me!!!

U got the best Jokes goodboy ur awesome!!!

the guy tthat said my jokes r good thx man

u just got told Alex25 u dont talk cuz u know my jokes r the best!