Southpark Rally Cheats

Rally Days 1
There is a row of cows on the way to Checkpoint 3. Instead
of turning completely, go behind the red building. It is located
behind the houses, before the town square.
Rally Days 2
At the first bridge, turn left at the tracks. It is located
at the end of the train track.
Go to the end of the railroad tracks to find an extra credit.
Valentines Day
At the end of the Big Gay Boat Ride. It is located at the
edge of the river before the ball room.
Read A Book Day
At the top of the steps in the cemetery.
Thanksgiving
In the Ring Jump, in the tire in the staircase room.
Memorial Day
On the edge of the cliff on the cracked concrete by the laser
location.
Cow Days
At the south end of the room with all the hay.
Spring Cleaning
In the pool of sewage by Checkpoint 2.
Easter Egg Hunt
Near the beginning on the right mountain ledge.
Pink Lemonade
The red carpet hallway.
Independence Day
Next to the right side of the building by Checkpoint 2.
Halloween
Behind the trees in the "city" area.
Christmas
Behind the blue car in the parking lot by Checkpoint 3.
New Years Eve
On the ring on the other side of the old Checkpoint 1 from
the Memorial Day Race.

The Dildo power-up will screw over the driver ranked in first place. Use it near the end of a race to gum up the works. Rote memorization is the only way you'll master the tracks. Don't worry about plowing into the cows that wander onto the track--but do worry about the exploding decoy cows that your opponents can leave for you. Sparky the Dog is one of the most annoying, profanity-inducing pick-ups you can get. Be sure to use him on all your friends to show them that you really do care.