Are ya ready kids?
Aye, Aye captain!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

ooo.... ...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!


Ready?
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end,
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side,
Won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.

Sponge Bob Square Pants: (Says) Well, it was fun while it lasted.
I guess that I was not ment to fly after all.
(Sighs) Huh! Hey! My jelly fish friends are helping me fly!
Without pants! I guess that goes to show...
(Sings) You don't need a plane to fly. Plastic wings may make you cry.
Kites are made for windy days. Lawn chair with balloons, fly away!
Inflatable pants, you may as well skip!
If you want to fly, all you need is...
(Says) friendship. Yeah. Good bye Jellies!
You taught me a valuable lesson. Although, I'm not quite sure what it is.

Spongbob: Let's gather on the campfire
If you want to sing along
The CAMPFIRE song Song
If this is longer to your feet
Just sing along to me and
It will help it if you just sing along...

Patric k: Dum....Dum....dum... ....

Spongebob: CAMPFIRE SONG song
CAMPFIRE SONG song
If this is longer to your feet
Just sing along to me and
It will help it if you just sing along
CAMPFIRE SONG song PaTrIcK!

Patrick: C...ampf

Spon gebob: Squidward

Squidwa rd:...

Spongebob: GOOD!
It will help
It will help!
If you just sing along
OHHH YYEEAAHH!

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a little something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La-.. la-la-la, la-..la -la,
La-..la -la-la-la, la-..la .

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestn uts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

Oh I used to be just another ordinary guy
5 days a week working my 9-5
But then i went that extra mile
I gave them service with a smile

Thats Me, Thats Me Employee Of The Month
Thats Me(thats me), Thats me(thats me)
Employee of The Month

All though some might say that working hard is for fools
I've come all this way with just some simple rules
Keep your station clean and bright
The customer is always right

Thats Me, Thats Me Employee Of The Month
Thats Me(thats me), Thats me(thats me)
Employee of The Month

(He worked so hard) but i never once complained
(He worked so hard) now they put my picture in a frame

When you reach the top that means your the cream
We give it all we got cause there aint no I in TEAM
(GO TEAM!)
Mind your manners dont be rude
A bright and cheery attitude

Thats Me, Thats Me Employee Of The Month
Thats Me(thats me), Thats me(thats me)
Employee of The Month

(Well he worked so hard) YEA!
But I never once complained
(Yea he worked so hard) they put my picture in a frame
And underneath they spelled my name
(S-P-O-N-G-E-B -O-B)

If it wer'nt for me this place would fall apart
It takes elbow greece and a great big bunch of heart
I broke my back i gave my all
Now thats my face up on the wall

Thats Me, Thats Me Employee Of The Month HEY LOOK!
Thats Me(thats me), Thats me(thats me) AGAIN
Employee of The Month
Thats Me, Thats Me Employee Of The Month
YEP THATS ME!

F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium....bombs,
N is for no survivors, when you....

(dialogue )

F is for frolic through all the flowers,
U is for ukelele,
N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking
Here with my best buddy!

Things that bother you never bother me,
I'm as happy as pie, a-ha!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,
Coffee's only a dime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any brother,
I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!

I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

(trills the tune)

Spongebob: I'm flying, I'm flying!
Town: He's flying, he's flying! He's really, really, flying!
Spongebob: They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.
Town: But now he's flying, he's flying high in the sky.
Spongebob: I'd love to hang around to say "I told you so",
but it's off to Jellyfish Fields I gooo.
Roads and streets are not for me.
Mrs. Puff: Help! Please help!
My snail is stuck up a tree!
I've had her since I was a little girl,
but now it looks like the end of her world.
(Spongebob frees snail)
Spongebob: I have never felt so free.
High in the sky is the place for me.
Helping friends from up above.
These are the things that I looove.
I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime,
And I'll save Patrick from this mime.
Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the keeelllp

Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people
won't you listen to me,

I just had a sandwich,
No ordinary sandwich,
I sandwhich filled with jellyfish jelly,

Hey man you got to try this sandwich,
It's no ordinary sandwich,
It the tastiest sandwich in the sea.

AH De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da. Yeah

Squidward:
How can you possibly have fun with a Jellyfish?

Squidw ard:
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a Jellyfish...
FOR TWELVE HOURS!

SpongeBob:
Uh, wow.. you sure love to dance.

SpongeBob:
Well , that's enough for tonight, it's time to go to bed.

*buzzing*

SpongeBob:
Huh? You got it all wrong little fella.

Spongebob: The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza,
Squidward: And my feet are killing me.

(later)

Sp ongebob: The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, free delivery.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, very ta-a-sty.

(later)

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally.
(sca tting) Pizza....
(soul singing) Krusty Kra-ya-ya-yab, pizza, is the pizza, yeah, for you and...meee!


Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-de-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

Now that we're men, we can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to shell city
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men, we have facial hair
Now that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we got a manly flair
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day
We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at what we've already did, ha ha ha

Now that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end
They'll p*** the test, and finish the quest for the crown
They'll p*** the test
And finish the quest
They'll p*** the test, and finish the quest for the crown

When I ripped (rip) my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won't even spare a p***ing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)

All right, boils and ghouls, you ready?
Yeah!

Wel l....who lives near a graveyard under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

Abs orbent and yellow and spooky is he!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

If nautical chills be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

The n spread your gills out and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

Spo ngebob....Scaredypan ts,

Spongebob.... Scaredypants,


Spongebob....Scare dypants,

Spongebo b....Scaredypants!

SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

SPO NGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

SPO NGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!

SPO NGEBOB....SCAREDYPAN TS!

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater".
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time,
One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that....one....speci al....sweater....


The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill,
The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.
Don't ever look back on the wind closing in.
The only attack were their wings on the wind.
Oh, the daydream begins....

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And the world is ours to follow....
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.

Wish I was back in Texas.
The ocean's no place for a squirrel.
Wish I was in Texas,
Prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I guess a'deep in my heart,
I'll always be a Texas girl.
I wanna go ho-..ome, ho-ome.
(yodels)
I wanna wake up in Texas.
I miss those wide open skies.
I miss my 20 acres,
Barbeques and pecan pies, oh why?
When I'm so far from you, Texas,
All I can do is cry.
(yodels)
I wanna go ho-..ome,
(low voice) I wanna go ho-ome.

A friend is a friend
'til the end of the end.
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side.
Won't hear me say goodbye
come what may,
'cause that's what friends do.
(That's what friends do)
'Cause that's what friends do.
(That's what friends do)
'Cause that's what friends do.
(That's what friends do)
'Cause that's what friends do.

All right, you invertebrates.
I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air,
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there,
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge,
Now you're doin' The Sponge.
Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge,
Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge.
Well, now, first you take your leg
And you stick it in the air,
And then you take the other one,
And you jam it right up there,
You twist yourself around
And you give a great big lunge,
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' The Sponge.

Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
Said "it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see"
Jumped out of bed, and I ran outside
Feeling so ecstatic, satisfied.

[Choru s]
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)

I'm so busy, got nothing to do
Spent the last 2 hours just tying my shoe
Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reaching out out to shake my hand

[Chorus]

Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down, I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and look around
Those crowds don't scare me, they can't disguise
Its magic that's happening right before my eyes

Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
So the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night, now.

[Chorus x3]

Come with me to the land I love,
It's not right here, down the street, or up above.
It's down below in the deep blue sea,
Where Spongebob lives and the fun is always free.

Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea,
Where our salty friend Spongebob waits for you and me.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun.

We'll catch some jellyfish if we get a chance.
Say hello to Patrick and do a little dance.
Karate-chop Sandy, see Squid get a tan,
Eat a Krabby Patty, and foil Plankton's plan.

Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea.
We'll hook up with Spongebob and his snail Gary.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun, underwater sun. (crowd cheering)

(Robot) When worlds collide...
You can run...
(Cavey) ...But no can hide!
(Robot) When worlds collide
You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died
When worlds collide
Hold my hand and I'll be your guide
When worlds collide
Buckle...buckle...
Buckle up for the sweetest ride
And prepare to have your mind blown wide
When worlds collide
(Cavey) When worlds collide it's a curious thing
Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing
In his metal chest are some working parts
How is that different from by beating heart?
(Robot) I'm from the furture...
(Cavey) ...And I'm from the past
(Robot) But that doesn't mean this friendship wasn't built to last
(Cavey) He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave
So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!
(Robot) You...you...you can run...
(Cavey) But no can hide!
(Robot) When...when worlds collide

A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a greasy spoon without you.