Guns: The best weapon (aka most expensive weapon) is the auto railgun (about 4.8 million)
you can buy it in benjamins club. You can aslo get a chaingun there. To get access, you
can buy a membership card ($50,000) at the dangling pianist. You can buy a desert eagle
aka doomsday glock from benjamins club as well as that other guy.
Machinegun, glock, single-barrel shotgun, u can buy from black guy
at night(in second world). However that guy appears like half the time.
Pistol u can buy at steel and hawk.
Secret Weapon u can get from maxing hitman
The king chaingun from the king job at city hall
Prototype Railgun, Minigun from the guy in dangling pianist in bathroom to the left.
Combat Shotgun from maxing police job
Double-barrel shotgun from conquering gansgter hq
ak-47 from conquering mobster tower
blast cannon from killing tutorial ted (go to hardware store talk to guy, get first clue,
go to dangling
pianist talk to tyler on the left, get chainsaw club membership, at night go to jims gym
kill guy with the thingamajig on his head, not glove. get second clue, go to skyes bar,
talk to marty, get third clue, then go to lady of the evening at night (first world) with
$15,000. pay $15000, get confession, go to hardware store, talk to guy, get warrant, then
go to benjamins club i think in afternoon, and kill him)
Chainsaws:
45cc chainsaw, 55cc chainsaw from hardware store.
70cc chainsaw from maxing lumberjack.
Swords, Bats, sabers, and sledge hammmers:
Glowy Sword from dangling pianist bathroom.
The Masamune from maxing xgen.
Hall of Fame bat maxing drug dealer.
Old Baseball Bat and Ornamental Katana from steel and hawk.
Carbon Steel Katana and Major League Bat from black guy at night.
Light Laser Sword from maxing light knight at city hall.
Dark Laser Sword from maxing dark lord at benjamins club.
Weathered Sledge Hammer from giving guy in Skyes Bar's bathroom toilet paper.
Heavy Sledge Hammer from either going to the club's bathroom, and answering his question,
or kill him get einsteinuim. Give it to the guy at 24h laundry(1st world) and then give
him Weathered Sledge Hammer.
Super Sledge: Buy unobtainium from coca seller and give it to the guy at 24h laundry, and
then give heavy sledge hammer to him.
Electricity:
Electro Helmet from killing guy in fourth world at night or buyng from dangling pianist
bathroom.
Tesla Helmet from maxing S.I.T. teaching job.
Flamethrowers:
Homebrew Flamethrower: Buy a leaf blower from hardware store, 40 ozone from seven eleven
and zipo lighter from steel and hawk, or coca seller.
Give all items to Pyro Perry.
Modified Flamethrower (requires Homebrew Flamethrower): Conquer the sewer, kill the two
sewer people close to the city hall, and get a screwdriver from: killing mob guys at night
near penthouse, giving old hotdog to sewer guy in evening, second world, or buying from
hardware store.
Then give all items to Pyro Perry.
Nova Flamethrower(Requires Modified Flamethrower): conquer new warehouse, and then buy
nanobots from the guy at benjamins club(to get access see above), get a 4d hypercube from
buying it from the guy to the right of your basement in afternoon, getting 700
intelligence and beating the guy at u of s in chess, or giving the nigerian prince $10000
of bail money. Then give the hyperdrive from the warehouse to the alien to the right of
the castle, and then give him the nanobots. Give the solar matter to Pyro Perry, and then
give him the 4d hypercube, and then ur current flamethrower.
Keys:
Cozy Condo, Penthouse, and Mansion key from bank.
Castle key from winning castle game at benjamins club(get red sword, then kill boss, get
key, and go to keyhole. $1000 a try).
Gangster HQ(First World on the left): get high strength, in afternoon go to gangsters
ahead of basement, kill them get key.
Mobster Tower Key(Second World): Go to Third World at night on the right should be mob
boss, kill it and get key. You need high strength.
Old warehouse key(First World): Go to Skyes bar i think in afternoon and kill the guy with
glove on top of his face. You need high strength.
New Warehouse(Fourth World) Key: Go to Dangling Pianist at evening or night, talk to the
warehouse owner
and will give u keys. You need high strength.
Sewer(Fourth world) Key: At night, go to S.I.T. and kill sewer king near it. You need high
strength.
Misc and 4d objects:
4d Hypercube: Beat the yellow guy at chess (requires 700 intelligence), give the nigerian
prince $10000
or buy it for $50000 from the guy to the right of your basement.
Klein Bottle: Either get high strength and beat the guy at the club in a "fight", or give
the squeegee kid's squeegee by giving the suicidal goth dude either a self-help
book(+karma) or painkillers(-karma) in the evening.
Mobius strip: buy three coca from the coca seller (evening or night), and give that to the
police(+karma), or give it the guy near cozy condo at night(-karma).
Skateboard: Either buy it from skate or cry, max the job (pro skateboard), or give the guy
at the third world an xxx dvd(buy it from first world).
Hoverboard and the Four Trophemon: First buy a milkshake and grand slam burger from
mcsticks, then buy a pizza from joe's pizza, and then give the guy near u of s the grand
slam burger. Use his ladder to get the cat in the tree (second world, bottom leftish in
morning or afternoon) and then in the evening go to the club and give the dj(upstairs) a
milkshake and a pizza. Then go to the second world, and give the guitarist 250
dollars(just keep throwing $25 in his hat). Then buy smokes, cuban cigars, and a zipo
lighter, and give it to the guy at vinnies.
AFTER YOU COMPLETE THESE STEPS, either go to the animal activist near your basement in the
evening and give the trophemon to her(+karma), or give the trophemon to the millionare at
night in second world left edge between mobster tower and cozy condo(-karma).
COMPLETE THE GAME:
Give all 4d objects to professor ansel at u of s in morning or afternoon. He gives u the
lab key,
go to the lab and kill his cronies, and himself. Then choose a portal: srpg complete: play
srpg complete with no car, or skateboard. Purple Portal: Play srpg 2 again with different
things and some maxed stats.
SRPG2 portal: restart the game.
YOU NEED GOOD WEAPONS
KEEP IN MIND YOU KEEP YOUR SAVED GAMES WHEN YOU COMPLETE THE GAME