There's more than one place. The most common is the wally-mart where you can get toilet
paper for $2, alarm clock for $400, crack book pro for $3,700, coma-snooze bed for $2,200,
painkillers for $85 and a self help book for $120. The descriptions: toilet paper: regular
roll of tp... Because you never know when you might need it. Alarm clock: this alarm clock
will help you get up earlier. And angrier. Crack book pro: soon, there will be 2 kinds of
people. Those who use computers, and those who use crackbooks. It's the laptop for the
rest of us. Think differently. Coma-snooze bed: this will help you get up earlier.
Painkillers: after wiping off some well-settled grit and grime, it appears that these
aren't 'pain killers' at all. The label reads 'encruciatingly painful human killers'. Self
help book: this book will help you get your life back on track (or your money back). Thank
you for reading!