Now, this is sort of an un-conventional method of making your character, but it will work,
I PROMISE.
The making of your character-
First, give your char a name (obviously)
Next, you want to keep rolling the dice until you have about 30 points all together.
After that, take off ALL POINTS FROM CHARM AND INTELLIGENCE AND PUT THEM ON STRENGTH.
Then, proceed to the day-by-day instructions
Day-by-day instructions-
Day 1. You'll start in the middle of the street, go down, and cross the street directly
across from the bar will be a yellow building (Funky-Town Five-O Convenience Store) there
a red guy is pacing (don't worry about him yet). Walk into the yellow building. Then, buy
a pack of smokes.
Walk out and go north (up)across the street until you reach the bank. Walk across the
street and you'll see a cyan-colored stick person(actually kid). Click on him. He will say
something (translates to "I WANT SMOKES!")
Give him the smokes, and you will now have a skateboard that you can use by holding SHIFT
while walking.
Go down again and enter the bar. Get into a few bar fights until you're almost dead (if
you're at extremely low health during a fight, just run away)
Every fight, the opponents give you a +3 strength and some money (the more people you
kill, the more money you get per person)
REMEMBER THAT EVERY FIGHT YOU DO, THE OPPONENTS GET A SMIDGE HARDER!
When you're low on health, go out of the bar, and click on your inventory (the bag). Click
the small home icon and it will take you home, you have the option of sleeping, checking
your messages, saving, or leaving. You probably want to save and go to sleep.
Day 2 (don't worry about getting your hp up, that'll happen in time).
If you want a quicker way to get strength up, go right until you're at New Lines Inc.
(don't go in!)
Turn the corner and go inside of the yellow building labeled U of S (University of Stick)
Don't worry about study'ing or going to class, just go to the gym until day 10 (every day,
you get +8 strength by going to the gym).
PS: going to school increases your karma, but don't worry, we'll get it down again soon
enough.
Day 11.
My stats are currently 101 strength, 0 charm, 2 int (i mis-clicked once).
Now, it's time to get intelligence up. Go back to U of S and study (don't go to school,
it's a waste of money). You will see your character gradually change colours, that's do to
his karma (white = good, red = bad).
And so for a little while, you're a bookworm, only study'ing at U of S.
STOP STUDY'ING AT 75 INT!
(I got 75 int at day 21, so that's the timeslot we'll use)
Day 21.
Remember that HUGE building next to U of S and the bank? Well that's your new office. Go
over there and enter it. Keep asking for promotions until it says you need more int. If
you stopped at 75 int, you'll be a sales person, making $15 per hour.
Work the rest of the day, and go up to the bank, deposit all of your money (remember to do
this every day for a good interest rate), then go back to the apartment and sleep. You can
check your answering machine, you'll have a few wierd messages from people (read them for
a quick laugh).
WORK UNTIL DAY 35 REMEMBERING TO PUT ALL YOUR DAILY EARNINGS INTO THE BANK.
The first day you work, get $200. Go south until you're at the edge of the game, on the
right side of the street under the convenience store, there will be a purple building.
Enter it, and buy a CD alarm clock (you will wake up earlier)
And so, for a few weeks, you're a work-a-holic trying to meet your monthly sales quota so
your body will be able to be found. Every day you wake up, go to work, put the money in
the bank, and go to sleep and start over.
Day 36.
Now, depending on what your interest rate was, your money may vary ( I had $5,958)
Take out an even amount divisible by 500 (EG: $5,500   $6,000   etc..)
NOW, SLEEP UNTIL DAY 40, TRUST ME!
Day 40.
Then go down like you're going to the pawn shop but when you're at the pawn shop, cross
the street and you'll be at a sparkly building (actually a casino)
Play BlackJack (make sure you save before every game).
for easy bet-making, press TAB three times and hold enter until all your money is in the
pot.
Then, you play black-jack,(if you don't know how, look the rules up online.)
If you win the game, go to your house, save it, BUT DON'T GO TO SLEEP! Go back to the
casino and keep playing blackjack until you have lots of money.
If you lose a game, refresh the page, and as long as you saved, you'll be able to start
from before you lost your money.
Use this method until you have around $600,000-$700,000(it takes a lot less time anything
other methods)
You will lose alot of games, but don't get frustrated
After you have your $600,000-$700,000, go to the bank and click on the button labeled "BUY
REAL ESTATE"
Purchase a castle for $500,000.
Go to the furniture store (south of your old apartment) and buy EVERYTHING, the first time
there will be a coma-snooze bed, a behemoth-vision tv, circuit-breaker 5000 computer, and
a deep freeze. Go out and come back in, then there will be more items (stick-fitness
treadmill, stickchoice satellite system, stick-o-pedia xgenica, suds'n'bubbles minibar)
once again, buy everything (trust me, it's good).
Remember that kid that gave you the skateboard? well go to him again and what was once an
empty lot, is now your new home!
Enter it through the driveway where someone's trying to bash in your door.
Go to the tv and watch the dating channel(gives charm), news (gives int), fitness(gives
strength)
Get all of your stats up to the same number (it doesn't matter what it is).
After that, go to the bank and deposit all your money, save your money, then sleep, and
keep watching TV until all of your stats are 250.
(This task took me until day 55
Day 55
Go back to New Lines Inc. and ask for promotions until your job is CEO ($100 per hr)
Work for the remainder of the day, go to the bank, pull out $5,000 and go to the
convenience store, press TAB 4 times and hold enter to buy caffiene pills (let you wake up
even earlier)
PS: you can only buy 99 at one time, so don't try to buy more, you just won't buy them.
Go home, save the game, and go to sleep.
Work until day 100, putting all of your cash in the bank every day, buying new caffiene
pills when needed (only buy when you're COMPLETELY OUT)
with caffiene pills, alarm clock, and $100 per hr, you'll make $2,400 a day, not including
the interest on your account in the bank.
(don't freak out if your interest rate is going down, sometimes that happens)
IF YOUR INTEREST RATE TURNS TO 0%, THEN TAKE ALL YOUR CASH OUT OF THE BANK AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT DEPOSITING CASH
Day 100.
Here's the fun part! LOWERING KARMA!!!! Ok go to the convenience store and buy 9 smokes
Then go give them all to the kid that gave you the skateboard, and he will die. You will
now have a message on your phone from a Detective McHolland, you also will have lower
karma. Then, go to bar and get into bar fights until you have -100 karma (you can check by
going to the question mark and stickman next to your inventory and it will be under the
stats. You lose roughly 5 karma every bar fight. After you have -100 karma, use the rest
of the day watching TV. Go to sleep, save, and keep watching TV until you have 777 stats
(it'll take a while).
Make sure you have at least 200k and -100 karma when you get 777 stats, then check your
messages. You will have one from the United Nation of Sticks saying you were nominated for
the Dictator of All Stick Nations.
Click the button labeled "OK" and pick the 200k campaign, you'll win, and every time you
go to bed, you get 5k.
GOOD LUCK BEING A DICTATOR, I'M SETTLING YOU LOOSE NOW!!!
PS: when you get to day 365, you get a red convertible.