A. Main Story Missions

1. Welcome to Bullworth
2. This Is Your School
3. Get To Class
4. The Setup
5. The Slingshot
6. A Little Help
7. Save Algie
8. Defend Bucky
9. That Bitch
10. The Candidate
11. Halloween
12. Help Gary
13. Russell In The Hole

 B. Side Missions

1. Hobo Training Missions
2. The Diary
3. The Big Prank
4. Character Sheets
5. Keep Ups
6. Penalty Shots 

 
 
A. Main Story Missions 

1. Welcome To Bullworth--

Unlocks mission 'This Is Your School'

Congratulations! You've been unceremoniously dumped at the front gate of Bullworth
Academy. The first contact you get here is that of Miss Danvers. She's got a rather creepy
attachment to the school's headmaster and she directs you to go see him in his office, so
off you go. Head straight through the main gates and straight ahead to the main school
building following the yellow "X" on your mini map. Slow down or stop on the way and
you'll find yourself in a fight right away, so unless that is what you are looking for,
just beat feet to the office and don't waste any time screwing around along the way.
Holding "X" gives you sprint, so use it. Get to the front door of the building and press
triangle at the door as instructed to enter the building. Go up the stairs right in front
of you and around the bannister at the top to enter the yellow marker in the main office
and trigger the cut scene of your first encounter with Dr. Crabblesnitch. Enjoy the speech
as he tells you what a piece of crap you are and how he is going to mold you into
something society can live with. At the end of his little tirade, you'll be sent off with
Miss Danvers to get your uniform on.

Head straight out the front door of the building again and back toward the main gate, but
turn right just before you get there to head toward the boy's dorm. On your way up to the
door, you'll get into your first fight (unless you managed to pick one on your way into
the school at the beginning). You'll be surrounded by bullies, and you'll get a quick
tutorial on how to fight and humiliate your opponents. When you've suitably made a fool of
one bully, you'll be almost flattened by a big giant guy until a prefect comes to save
you. You'll then be sent into the dorm to change your clothes. Once inside, you'll be
prompted to check out the soda machine where you can replenish your health, and you'll
also notice the glowing bulletin board where you can check for important messages. (Looks
just like the "i" icon from the Midnight Club games) You'll also see the video game
"Future Street Race 2165", but you can't play it until you've completed the next mission,
'This Is Your School'. Go back across the hall to your dorm room and walk up to the
armoire to change into your school uniform.

When you've changed your clothes, you'll be introduced to Gary and Femme Boy --er-- Pete
Kowalski. After all the pleasantries have been exchanged, you are shown the book on your
desk where you can save your game. You'll now see that the next mission has been unlocked
on your map and you can begin your sentence --um-- term at Bullworth Academy.

2. This Is Your School --

Unlocks video game "Future Street Race 2165" in rec room
Unlocks mission 'Get To Class'

Head back to the main school building and enter the yellow marker at the front door to
start this mission. Once inside you'll be prompted to follow Gary around the school, where
he'll show you the fine arts necessary to your survival at Bullworth. Your first lesson
will be in how to beg for your life with Russell. Follow the onscreen instructions to
whine your way out of a beat down and give Russell a dollar to leave you alone. Once that
is accomplished, you'll get your first lesson in lockpicking. You're going to break into
Russell's locker and steal his hat. Using the left analog stick, rotate it around as the
arrows indicate on the padlock icon that appears on the right side of your screen. As with
a real lock, the second arrow will want you to rotate the dial a full turn before finally
stopping for the second part of the code. Complete the puzzle, and Russell's locker will
open and give you access to Russell's hat. You will take it automatically and instantly be
treated to your first lesson in prefect evasion. Gary will distract the prefect while you
run to a trash can to climb in and hide. Hide in here until your trouble meter (yellow
indicator around the right side of your mini map) goes down. Once it's down, climb back
out of the trash can and take off to find Gary again.

Now he's going to take you down to meet Eunice. Eunice is the freaky fat chick that has
had her choclates stolen, and she would appreciate it if you would get them back. Follow
the marker on your yellow map to find the nerd hiding in the bathroom eating the
choclates. Follow the onscreen instructions to humiliate the nerd and make him drop the
choclates. When he does, pick them up and take them back to Eunice. When you give them
back to her, she treats you to a little (read: nauseating) make out session which, while
disturbing, does good things for your health, as the health it gives you extends beyond
the normal 100% mark on your health meter. When Eunice is done expressing her gratitude,
you're once again prompted to follow Gary to the cafeteria, where you'll get your lesson
on the social cliques of Bullworth Academy. The end of this lesson finds you standing
automatically at the beginning of the next task . . . .

3. Get To Class

Unlocks mission 'The Setup'
Unlocks English, Chemistry, Art and Gym classes

A clock appears in the upper left hand corner of your screen and you are instructed to get
to your class, indicated by an orange bell on your mini map, by 9:30. This shouldn't be
too difficult since the class is located just down the hall from where you are standing.
You get your instructions here that classes go from 9:00 to 11:30 am and 1:00 to 3:30pm.
Missing classes given during these times is considered truancy and should you decide to do
this, avoid prefects at all costs. Enter the orange marker to begin your first Chemistry
class. This is a simple mini game of "match the buttons". If you've played GTA: San
Andreas, this is exactly like the 
"dancing" found in that game that you had to do with your girlfriends on the dates. As a
button icon passes through the box on the bottom of the screen press the corresponding
button on your controller. Match them sufficiently, and you pass the class and this
mission is over. You can now make firecrackers with the chem set in your dorm room. You
also have a new save point on the desk in the main office of the school building.

****AT THIS POINT***
You have now officially entered what you will consider to be the "free roam" portion of
the game. From here you can search for items, go to the next mission, go play the video
game in the dorm, search for errands or simply wait around for 1:00 to attend your next
class. All classes from this point forward will be covered in the "Classes" section of
this walkthrough.
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4. The Setup --

Available 8:00 am to 7:00 pm
Unlocks weapon Slingshot
Unlocks mission "Slingshot"
Bully Respect -5

You've been seen by a bully named Davis, talking to Dr. Crabblesnitch and now the bully
thinks you're a brown noser. He pops you in the head with his slingshot and takes off.
Take off after him. You will have a hard time keeping up with him, but don't worry about
that too much. Just follow him as best you can and deal with the adversaries that come
your way. You'll run into your first enemy as you approach the closing gate of the auto
shop. Follow the onscreen instructions during this fight, and you'll learn how to stuff
your opponent into a trash can. Once he is defeated, open the gate to the auto shop by
continuously pressing the triangle button and enter. 
Inside, you'll encounter another bully. Take him out before going to the yellow marker to
open the garage door. When you open the garage door, you'll encounter yet another bully.
Make him lie and cry as well before approaching the yellow marker to open the last garage
door. When you open this door, you'll be treated to two bullies that gang up on you. If
your health is low, at least one of the bullies you took down on your way here should have
dropped a soda so you could improve your health. Take out these two and you have one final
fight to deal with. Davis is up on a raised area shooting at you with his slingshot. You
can't get to him because as you 
approach, he knocks the ladder down. All is not lost. Run around this area avoiding Davis'
shots. You'll find items here that you can pick up and throw, specifically trash can lids
if you kick the trash cans and knock them off, or my personal favorite, bricks. Manage to
pick up three bricks and hit Davis with them and he'll come tumbling off his perch,
defeated. This mission ends and you have claimed the slingshot.

5. The Slingshot --

Available 8:00 am to 7:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Save Algie'
Unlocks mission 'A Little Help'
Nerd Respect +5

You can find this mission in the hallway of the boys dorm, and starting it brings you to a
cut scene where Gary is describing to Pete his plan to take over the school. When the
scene ends and Pete sits on the couch trying to soothe his testicles, you have to follow
Gary across campus to prove your skill with the slingshot. You follow him over to the
eastern side of the main school building to an old abandoned school bus. Gary asks you to
bust out all of the windows. This task is simple enough, just hold L1 and tap R1 to fire
the slingshot (It helps to have it equipped. Scroll through your weapon inventory with L2
and R2 to equip it). There is no need to let go of L1 as when a window is broken, you will
automatically aim at the next available window. This part should take 10 seconds . . . if
you're slow. When you're done with the bus, it's time to follow Gary again, this time to
the northern part of campus to the football field. We're going to do a little work with
moving targets. When you get to the football field, go to where the yellow marker
indicates and climb the tree according to the on screen instructions. When you are seated
comfortably on the branch, use L1 to start targeting the unsuspecting football players.
Hold the R2 button before releasing to boost the power of your shot. Doing this will take
down the football players in no more than 1 or 2 shots. When all the football players have
been knocked out, you've completed the mission.

6. A Little Help --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks 'Hobo Training Missions'

Enter the marker in the boys dorm to start this mission and be treated to the cut scene
with Pete and Gary arguing about Gary's general attitude. When the argument is over,
follow Pete and Gary to the abandoned school bus that you busted the windows out of in the
previous mission. Enter the door of the bus and walk through it to the area behind the bus
to enter the place that the hobo lives. When you enter the area, the cut scene will begin
and Gary will use his usual charm on the hobo. After finding out about the hobo's Korean
War escapades, he'll tell you to help him find the parts he needs for his radio and that
if you do, he'll teach you some of 
those "Army moves" to help you with your fighting. When you regain control you'll see that
you have a new mark on your mini map. The transistor you need is on the roof of a building
near the auto shop. Run that way and try to avoid fights along the way. When you get to
the new yellow marker, you'll be prompted to climb the ladder to the roof. When you get up
there, the transistor will be sitting there waiting for you to claim it. Grab it and head
back to the hobo. When you get there, you will give the hobo the part and he will teach
you your first new move, the uppercut. Lesson learned, mission over and you now have
access to the 'Hobo Training Missions'. There are 5 more of these parts scattered about,
and when you find them, you can bring them back to the hobo to learn new moves. For the
locations of all of the transistors, see 'Transistors' in the 'Collectibles' section of
this guide.

7. Save Algie --

Available 8:00 am to 7:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'That Bitch' if 'A Little Help' is also completed
Unlocks mission 'Defend Bucky' if 'A Little Help' is also completed
Reward $5
Bully respect -10
Nerd respect +5

Head to the main doors of the Library to activate this mission. You find an unpleasantly
plump young man who doesn't zip his fly here who needs an escort to keep from getting beat
up. You convince him that $5 would be the appropriate price to escort him where he needs
to go. You run into your first sign of trouble right after you leave the library. A bully
comes running at Algie and you need to stop him before Algie gets beat up. Algie has a
health meter on the right side of the screen below your mini map. If it runs out, the
mission is failed. Take care of that bully and there will be two more before you get to
the main doors of the school which is where
you are headed. Don't let these two beat up Algie either. Prefects don't seem to be
anywhere in the area, so getting rid of the bullies shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Get Algie to the front doors, and as you found out during the trek to the school, you need
to get him to a bathroom before he wets himself. When you enter the main school building,
your marker is now on the bathroom in the back corner of the school. Head there and Algie
will enter a stall to relieve himself. Eunice and another student will exit the stall next
to him and this will alert two bullies outside the bathroom. Take care of these guys
however you see fit, and if you haven't had the 
opportunity to try it yet, shove them in one of the other stalls and give them a Swirlie
using the on screen instructions. When these two are taken care of and Algie has finished
his business, you will get a new marker to take him to his locker a couple of halls down
from the bathroom. Escort him there and the mission will be complete and you'll earn your
$5. 

8. Defend Bucky --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks skateboard
Unlocks mission 'The Candidate' if mission 'That Bitch' is also complete

You can find this mission in the boys dorm prior to 11:00 pm. Algie tells you that Bucky
has gone to the auto shop to gather some parts for a school project and he hasn't come
back yet. Gary uses his awesome powers of persuasion to convince you that you need to go
and rescue Bucky. You head out the doors of the dorm and head for the auto shop on the
east side of campus. You notice as you run that Bucky's health meter has appeared on the
right side of the screen and from the looks of it, Bucky's already getting his skinny ass
kicked, so don't waste any time. When you get there, you find two bullies beating up on
Bucky and one of them has a bat. Take care of the one with the bat first. You can grapple
with the bully and take his bat and use it against him, or you can simply beat him up
before he gets a chance to use the bat, in which case you can pick it up and use it on the
other bully. When they are defeated and you enter into the area with the garage, two more
bullies appear and again one of them has a bat. They head straight for Bucky, so take care
of them quickly in the same manner you took care of the first two. When those two are done
for, you'll lift the garage
door at the yellow marker for Bucky so he can get the parts he needs. Once he has them,
you now have to escort Bucky out of the auto shop area, so go out the way you came in.
You'll not be surprised to find that you will meet up with two bullies on your way out,
one of whom will of course have a bat. These two seem more interested in you than in
Bucky, so take care of them using the techniques you have learned thus far in the game.
When they are out of the picture, go to the auto shop gate, which is now closed. The hobo
will save the day by opening the gate for you. You have successfully completed the mission
and Bucky rewards you by giving you his skateboard for your travelling pleasure. Ride
around (if its not after curfew like it was for me) to get used to this piece of
equipment. Completing this mission will trigger the "errand tutorial" back at the boys
dorm, so head that way if you're ready for that.

9. That Bitch --

Available 8:00 am to 7:00 pm
Unlocks Beatrice as a girlfriend
Unlocks Alternate Task 'The Diary'
Unlocks mission 'The Candidate' if mission 'Defend Bucky' is also complete
Health Bonus kiss from Beatrice

This mission is pretty simple, but requires a little trespassing to get it started. Head
to the girls dorm and enter through the front door. As soon as you are inside, you will
see that you are already under watch for trespassing. Fortunately you only have to go just
a tiny bit down the hall to your left to trigger the mission. You see that Beatrice, a
rather homely girl is being harassed by a cheerleader named Mandy and Mandy has taken her
notes. The future of the entire world is in your hands as you are tasked with getting the
notes back from the cheerleader . . .or you can not do it and have the whole school think
you're a perverted stalker, so your decision is pretty easy here. Even if you are a
perverted stalker, you still don't want it going around as that takes all the fun out of
it. When you regain control you're instructed to go to the gym. Go there and enter and
your new marker will appear downstairs in the girls locker room. You have to break into
Mandy's locker to steal the notes back. Follow the on screen instructions to open the lock
and grab the notes. As you do, a prefect will spot you both trespassing and breaking &
entering, so it's best to get the hell out of there before you get snagged and fail the
mission. Escape the gym without getting caught and get rid of the heat from the prefects
and all you have left to do is go to the new marker on your map and return the notes to
Beatrice. When you do, Beatrice will give you a kiss and become one of your girlfriends
and from this point on you can give her gifts and kiss her for health boosts beyond your
100% max.


10. The Candidate --

Available 8:00 am to 6:30 pm
Unlocks Super Slingshot
Unlocks mission 'Halloween'
Reward $10
Jock respect -5
Nerd respect +5

You can find this mission inside the school building after you have completed both 'That
Bitch' and 'Defend Bucky'. It seems that Earnest wants to be the President and he's going
to need your help defending himself his upcoming election speech as this opening cut scene
plainly shows. He wants you to work as security, and since money talks, you agree to do
so. Once you regain control, you need to head upstairs to the yellow marker, where you'll
find yourself outside the AV Room. Enter and you'll be on a balcony above the auditorium
looking down on Earnest's speech. Earnest's health meter will now appear on the right side
of the screen and you will 
automatically enter "scope mode" with the Super Slingshot. It's pretty simple from here on
out. When the jocks come in to give Earnest grief, take them out with a shot. One shot is
all it takes, but sometimes they come out 2 or 3 at a time. Hit them before they hit
Earnest with whatever it is they happen to be throwing and they'll run away. Keep an eye
on the radar, and you'll be able to see them coming. At one point, the school mascot will
run onto the stage to harass Earnest and this should be the only bully that 
requires multiple hits to take down. Keep them all away and if Earnest finishes his speech
before his health meter runs dry, the mission is successfully completed and you can head
back to the dorm to start the mission 'Halloween'.

11. Halloween --

Unlocks Skeleton Costume
Unlocks mission 'Help Gary'
Unlocks side mission 'The Big Prank'
Unlocks side mission 'Character Sheets'

When you get back to the dorm, you'll find Gary lying on your bed in a military uniform.
He'll tell you he's left a costume in your closet for you. Step into the marker by your
closet to change clothes and start this mission. This mission has some really cool
features to it that you need to be aware of before you begin to get under way. First of
all, time is at this point standing still. The clock in the upper left corner of your
screen disappears and you don't have to worry about making it to bed on time or precepts
or anything. All the precepts are at a party and there will be none to be found anywhere.
Feel free to use this time to enter the main school building and break into lockers at
will, because nobody will be there to bust you. You will also notice that spread around
the campus there are
pumpkins glowing brightly in celebration of the holiday. To be precise, there are 27
pumpkins and smashing all 27 of them will award you with a secret surprise. In addition to
the pumpkins, you will also notice tombstones on various pieces of grass about the campus
as well. 19 tombstones in all. Again, destroying all 19 tombstones rewards you with yet
another secret. After completing this mission, and the holiday is over, these items will
be put away and stored in the basement of the main school building where you can get to
them later if you choose not to get them at this time. Your time is unlimited here, so you
might as well. If for some reason, Gary and Pete get taken out of the picture during the
course of your campus wide vandalism spree, fear not, because they don't need to be with
you to complete 'Halloween'. --On to the mission itself. . .

Spread about campus are six students that want you to play pranks for them. These students
are indicated on your mini map by a blue "X". In the bottom right corner of your screen
you will see that the number of pranks you need to complete only amounts to five, so you
won't have to do all of them. Simply find the student in need, target them with L1 and
then press "X" to accept the prank they ask of you. Each student will provide you with the
necessary "tool of malice" required to complete the prank. The pranks are as follows:

Put a "Kick Me" sign on a student -- simple enough, with the "Kick Me" sign in hand, creep
up behind ANY student, target him with L1 and press the square button to slap the sign on
his back. Watch with glee as the student gets kicked, and you get credit for having
completed a prank.

Throw Itching Powder at three students -- Very simple, and you barely have to move. With
the Itching Powder armed, simply target a student with L1 and push the R1 button to throw
it at them. They itch, you laugh and you move on to the next.

Egg three students -- See above prank. Same thing, just with eggs and without the itch.

Trip one student with marbles -- Once again, pretty much the same concept as the above two
pranks, only you only have to do it to one student.

Hit three students with Stink Bombs -- Yeah, I know, the concept is getting a little
tiresome now, isn't it?

Light Volcano 4000 near some students -- Ok, well, at least this one is a little
different. Find two or three students standing around and walk up to them with this little
beauty in your hand. Light and drop it near the students using the on screen instructions.
The students will "OOOOOHH" and"AAAAH" at the pretty fireworks, and when it's done, it
will explode and knock them all on their ass. Pretty funny.

When you have completed any 5 of the above pranks, the mission is complete and your clock
returns to the upper left hand corner of your screen.

**IMPORTANT!!**
Completing this mission unlocks two side missions, 'The Big Prank' and 'Character Sheets'.
Of those two, 'The Big Prank' is ONLY available on Halloween night, so if you choose to
skip it and go back to the dorm and go to bed, it will be lost forever and you can not go
back and do it later. It is NOT . . .let me repeat, NOT required to get 100% completion in
the game, however when the clock reappears on the screen after completing 'Halloween', it
is only 9:00 pm and 'The Big Prank' is a very short, very easy mission should you decide
to do it for the giggle. I did it on the first time through and was back in my dorm room
getting ready for bed at 10:00 pm.


12. Help Gary --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm 
Unlocks mission 'Russell In The Hole'

Gary hasn't been taking his medicine, and his ADHD is in full swing. He's got a plan that
will help the two of you take over the whole school and all you've got to do is follow
him. When you regain control, follow Gary across campus to the parking lot with the
abandoned bus near the Auto Shop. There you will be met by three bullies with red arrows
over their heads. Gary has a health meter on the right side of the screen and you need to
take care of these three before his health runs out. If you can, lure this battle to a 
secluded part of the parking lot to avoid the eyes of the prefects that patrol the area
around the main school building. Gary is of very little help in this fight, so use the
moves you have learned so far to take care of these three. While Gary doesn't seem to be
of much help, his health does not seem to decrease very quickly, so if you are seen by the
prefects, don't be afraid to take off on a skateboard and find a trashcan to hide in to
reduce some of the heat. When these three bullies are taken care of, you'll be instructed
to meet Gary by the doors to the basement, which is just across the walkway from where the
fight originated and will be indicated with a yellow marker. Go there and enter the
basement. When you enter the basement, you can break up some crates to find sodas and
weapons to help you out if you took a beating during the fight. You now have to make your
way through the basement by flipping switches to open doors. Head to the indicator to flip
the first switch and open the first door and go through. In the next room, you'll notice
that the switch is behind a fence with an area that is in disrepair. climb over the fence
in that area and flip this next switch. Climb back out and head through the newly opened
door. In this third room you'll find that the switch is inside a gated area with no usable
point of entry, however, the window on the door is broken, so break out your trusty
slingshot, enter scope mode and nail that switch through the window. On to the next room.
Once again, in this fourth room, the switch will be inside a fenced area. Look around the
bottom of the fence and you'll soon find a spot where you can crawl under the fence. Do
so, flip the switch and head out the new door. You'll now find yourself in the furnace
room, and if you didn't find all the pumpkins during the 'Halloween' mission, this is
where you will now find them stored. Take care of what you need to take care of, then
we've got to turn off the steam so you can pass through the final doorway. Look around on
the walls and locate a fire extinguisher. Grab the extinguisher and head over to the
furnace. Aim at 
the fire and cool it down until the steam stops pouring over the doorway, when it does,
run through the door quickly before the steam starts again. You'll now find yourself in
the sewers. Follow Gary down the hall and into a large sewage pit with a high fence around
it. When you enter the yellow marker, this mission is complete, and the next one
automatically begins. . .

13. Russell In The Hole --

Unlocks Chapter II
Unlocks mission 'Hattrick vs Galloway'
Unlocks mission 'Last Minute Shopping'
Nerd respect +5
Bully respect +100

The whole thing has been a trap, and your "buddy" Gary has lured you here to fight with
Russell, the biggest, meanest bully on campus. Being that this is the final mission in
Chapter I, you know right away that this isn't going to be an easy fight. When the fight
begins, Russell's health meter is put at the top of the screen, surely because it is way
to freakin' long to put on the right side like the rest of them have been. This fight is
tough, but Russell has some weak spots and it's important to figure out what those are as
early as possible. Here are some DO's and DONT's to get you through:

DONT let Russell grab you, get yourself free as quickly as possible if he does.
DONT let Russell hit you with his charge attack. He will slam you into the wall and do
serious damage to you.
DONT try to do more than 2 or 3 combo attacks on him. He will soon block you and knock you
down.
DONT attempt charge attacks, he wont give you the time to pull them off.
DONT try any weapons aside from firecrackers, they won't work.

DO use firecrackers. They do decent damage to him.
DO dodge his charge attacks. This will cause him to slam into the wall and stun himself,
at which point you can beat him stupid. 
DO throw a firecracker at him after he's stunned himself on the wall.

Survive this battle as the winner, and you'll watch the cutscene in which Gary then makes
fun of both you and Russell. Gary will leave and you will make peace with Russell and earn
the respect of the bullies. At this point, you have completed Chapter I and the front
gates of Bullworth Academy open so you can further explore.

 
 
B. Side Missions


1. Hobo Training Missions --

These training missions are unlocked after you have completed the mission 'A Little Help'
and the concept for the remaining five of them are the same. Find a transistor at one of
the locations (see maps and locations section for the specific areas they can be found)
and bring it back to the hobo that lives behind the abandoned bus. When you do, he'll
teach you a new fighting move. You received the Charged Uppercut for doing the first
mission in the main storyline. The next 5 are:

Training Mission 2: Leg Sweep
Training Mission 3: Heavy Kick
Training Mission 4: 5-Hit Combo
Training Mission 5: Roundhouse Kick
Training Mission 6: Overhead Punch


2. The Diary --

Available 7 pm to 11 pm
Reward $20
Reward Health Bonus kiss from Beatrice

If you've completed 'That Bitch', you can find this alternate task on the front steps of
the girls dorm. Once again, Beatrice has lost her words of wisdom, only this time it is in
the form of her diary which will become public domain as soon as Mr. Hattrick turns it
over to the principal in the morning. Unfortunately for you, it would seem that she has
described what a wonderful, caring and sensitive man you are in her diary. Knowing full
well that you can't let information like that get out, you agree to break into the now
closed school and steal back the diary. When you regain control, hop on your skateboard
and head for the back (north) side of the school. In the center of the building, there is
a raised porch area that has a piece of the railing missing. You can hop up here by
hitting the circle button. When you're up there, walk to the front of the trellis and you
will be prompted to climb up to the second floor. Once you're up there, there will be a
yellow marker where you will be prompted to open the window and climb in to the darkened
school. Once you're inside the school, you have to keep a close eye out for the prefects,
as it's after hours and you are now trespassing. The prefects and their range of vision is
shown on your mini map, and you should find it fairly easy to make your way around the
building without being seen if you pay attention to the mini map. The prefects are also
easier for you to spot from a distance because they are 
carrying flashlights that you can see from far away. Make your way to the yellow marker
that is there on the second floor with you. This is the math room. When you get there, try
the door. You will find it to be locked and your marker will now change to another place
down on the first floor. Head towards it, avoiding the prefects. When you get there, you
will find you are at the Staff Room, and this door is open, so you can walk right in. Go
to the desk in the far corner of the room and retrieve the diary. You are given the
opportunity to read it at this point, so do so if you care. You find that Beatrice's
description of what she had written in there was quite
a bit understated . . .but on the other hand, sounds like she might be up for the naked
mattress mombo. When you're done reading, simply head for the nearest exit back out onto
the school grounds. Stroll off to meet Beatrice back at the girls dorm (where you left
her). When you get there, you return the diary and she presents you with a kiss and $20
for your efforts. 

3. The Big Prank --

Available 9:00 pm to 1:00 am HALLOWEEN NIGHT ONLY!
Unlocks Red Ninja Costume

This mission is found near the entrance to Harrington House on the west side of the map,
to the north of the Library. Gary wants to have a little fun with Mr. Burton, who is in
the Teacher's Lounge. Follow Gary, who is chasing Chester the dog into the grassy area
just outside of Harrington Hall. He is trying to feed Chester some rancid meat. Chester's
owner, Chad sees what is going on and runs to try to stop Gary. Simply keep Chad from
getting to Gary, or if he gets to him, pull him off . . .either way, beat up Chad and take
him out and Gary will successfully give the dog the rancid meat. This of course will make
the dog not feel so good and right before 
your eyes, the dog will take a vile crap. Fortunately for you, Gary will put the crap into
a paper bag, and then hand it to you. Now off you go to the main school building. As you
come up behind the school building, enter the door on the left side, this way as soon as
your inside, the Teacher's Lounge will be right there to your left. Walk up to the marker
at the door and you'll be prompted to place the bag on the floor. Gary will set the bag
ablaze and you will need to run to the wall behind you and pull the fire alarm. Mr. Burton
will come out, stomp the bag and you will watch with glee as he splatters himself with
rancid meat dog crap. Mission is complete and
you are awarded your Ninja Costume, but beware when your celebration screen has passed and
you continue, Mr. Burton will be chasing your ass out of the building, so you best get the
hell out of there and keep on runnin' after you've left the building. Once you've lost
him, you might as well head on back to the dorm because there just won't be a whole lot
more you can do tonight.

4. Character Sheets --

Available 8:00 am to 9:00 pm
Reward $10

Step into this marker outside the Library, and you'll be introduced to Melvin. Melvin has
had his Grotto's and Gremlins character sheets stolen and he is willing to pay you $10 and
the pick of his -ahem- wenches to get them back. You can always use the cash, so you opt
to help him out. The locations of the four theives is now indicated on your mini map with
yellow "X"'s, so head to the closest one right next to the library. Hop over the wall and
two bullies will be standing there. They explain the rules of their little game "I'll kick
you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts" and of course they start the game without
warning. Press triangle quickly and repeatedly to get back up. When you do, the bully will
drop the cards and run off. Grab them, beat up the other bully if you feel the need, then
head off to the next closest marker right outside the Library archway. This guy is a pain
in the ass, in that he runs away as soon as you approach, and now you have to chase his
very fast butt all over campus. You can try the slingshot, but this guy likes to run near
prefects in an effort to get you in trouble and make this chase more difficult. On
occasion, he stops to catch his breath, and if you're quick enough, you might be able to
lock onto him with the slingshot and hit him with a charged shot, but again, he tends
to stop near a prefect. Eventually he'll run and hide behind some steps at the back of the
main school building. He seems to stay there long enough to let you catch up and when you
do, just let loose on him and don't let him get away. Beat him down and take back those
character sheets. If necessary, find yourself a trashcan to hide in to get rid of the heat
from the prefects. At this point, you're probably closest to the Auto Shop, so head in
there. When you arrive at the Auto Shop, there will be two bullies here that need a beat
down to get the Character sheets back, although you only need to beat up the one with the
sheet to get it back. Sometimes a Nerd will step in to help you with the battle. Beat up
the one bully or both, but get the sheet and get out of there. The last bully can be found
on the north side of the boys dorm. By far the easiest one of all, he is standing with his
back to you antagonizing a nerd. Whip out the Super Slingshot from a distance, scope sight
him and zoom in on his head. Charge your shot and he's down for the count and the last
character sheet is yours. All you have to do now is take the sheets back to Melvin and
claim your $10. As of this writing, I'm still waiting for my wench.

5. Keep Ups --

Available 11:30 am to 1:00 pm and 3:30 pm to 7:00 pm
Reward double money bet

This game is found at the west end of the bleachers on the football field (blue marker).
This is what I have termed a "persistant mini game. It is not like a regular mission
because even when you complete it successfully, it will still be there if you want to come
back and do it again later to earn more money. The task is pretty simple but you have to
be quick to respond. The object is to keep the ball in the air using your feet, knees,
head or whatever (except your hands). When the game begins, you will have two icons on the
bottom of the screen representing your analog sticks. An arrow will present itself next to
one of the icons to indicate which direction you should push the stick to make Jimmy keep
the ball up. It is important that you focus on the icons on the bottom of the screen, NOT
on Jimmy if you want to be successful at this game. If you can do that, you should have no
problem winning this game on a regular basis and making yourself lots of money.


6. Penalty Shots --

Available 11:30 am to 1:00 pm and 3:30 pm to 7:00 pm
Reward double money bet

You can find this game outside the gym on the basketball court (blue marker). This is what
I have termed a "persistant mini game". It is not like a regular mission because even when
you complete it successfully, it will still be there if you want to come back and do it
again later to earn more money. The task is simple. You are given 5 soccer balls and a
student against a brick wall. The student will run back and forth across the wall taunt
you. There is a blue "x" on the wall, which for all intents and purposes is your aiming
reticle. By pushing the analog stick the reticle will begin to move. It's movement is
rather erratic and moving the analog stick further will effect the general direction of
the reticle, but it will not precisely control it. Watch the student and wait for him to
stop to taunt you further. When the blue reticle passes over him, hit the "x" button on
your controller and you will kick a soccer ball at the student. If the student doesn't
move and the reticle is on the student, you will hit him and damage his health. Hit the
student three times, or once in the head and you will have won the game and earned double
the amount that you bet at the beginning of the game. Lose and you'll lose whatever you
bet. If you are good at this game, this is a good way to make a lot of money if you need
it.