A. Main Story Missions
1. Jealous Johnny
2. Christmas Is Here
3. Bait
4. Tagging
5. Wrong Part Of Town
6. Lola's Race
7. Tenements
8. Rumble
9. Fighting Johnny Vincent
B. Side Missions
1. Cook's Crush
2. Cook's Date
3. Nerd Challenge
4. Comic Klepto
5. Glass House
6. Greasers Challenge
A. Main Story Missions
1. Jealous Johnny --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Bait'
Reward $20
Greaser respect +5
You can find this mission under the train bridge as you enter the newly opened New
Coventry. Enter the marker there and you'll find that head Greaser Johnny, thinks you've
been hooking up with his girl Lola. You are able to convince him that this isn't the case
(yet, anyway), so Johnny turns his sights on the Prep, Gordo. Johnny wants you to bring
back evidence of Lola's unfaithfulness. You basically have a small Photography class here.
Head for the marker in Bullworth Town and you'll see Lola and Gordo walking hand in hand
down the road. Stay on the opposite side of the street from them and use the camera to
zoom in on their date. You need to take 3 pictures of them One of them holding hands,
another of them kissing and one more of Gordo giving Lola a gift. If you miss them doing
one of these, don't worry, they'll repeat the pattern again, just be sure to stay a
reasonable distance away from them so you don't alert them. Once you have all 3 pics, head
back to the train bridge and give the pics to Johnny. He's not happy about the news, but
he still gives you your $20 prize.
2. Christmas Is Here --
Available 9:00 am to 3:30 pm during Christmas Holiday
Unlocks clothing Cheerful Reindeer Sweater
This isn't really a mission. In fact it's more of an annoyance. During the Christmas
Holiday, you will be paged to come to the office of the main school building. When you
arrive and walk into the marker, you will find that your mom has sent you a Christmas
present. It's a rediculous green sweater with a reindeer on the front, which is
automatically put on for you. Your choice is either to wear it and find yourself getting
laughed at a lot by the other students, or go back to the dorm and change out of it. I'm
sure we'll all opt to go change out of it since it seems to serve no purpose and it is
against the school dress code, and it really does look stupid. There you go, mission
complete . . .time suitably wasted.
3. Bait --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks Bike Park
Unlocks side mission 'Glass House'
Unlocks mission 'Tagging'
Unlocks mission 'Wrong Part Of Town'
Reward $20
Prep respect -5
Greaser respect +5
Once again, go to the train bridge at the entrance to New Coventry to find the yellow
marker to begin this mission. Johnny is still pretty bent out of shape about Lola and
Gordo and he wants some revenge. He wants you to find Gordo and lure him to the Bike Park
for a beat down. Head towards the yellow marker where you'll find Gordo and a buddy riding
their bikes. Ride up to Gordo and give him a punch as you pass by to instigate him into
chasing you. When he does, pedal your ass off to the new yellow marker that appears on the
map. It's in New Coventry, and as you get close, look for a hole in the wall that you can
drive through onto some train tracks, and you'll see the marker for the Bike Park. Pull
into the red garage door and you'll switch to the cut scene inside. Johnny is in there
waiting and now it's time for a bike brawl. Everyone is on bikes, including you and you
need to help Johnny defeat all the Preps. You have a couple of options here. You can ride
around punching the Preps off their bike until all are defeated, or you can find a
reasonably safe spot and get off your bike. If you choose to get off your bike, your best
weapon is the Bottle Rocket
Launcher. It's got good range and is a one hit knock out. Choosing the Bottle Rocket
Launcher option is the quickest way to end this mission and the one I would advise.
Throwing firecrackers is also very effective as that is the weapon of choice for everyone
else, so if you run out, there will be plenty more lying around.
4. Tagging --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks extra task 'Tagging'
Unlocks side mission 'Greasers Challenge'
Unlocks mission 'Lola's Race' if 'Wrong Part Of Town' is also complete
Reward (based on which tags are completed)
Greaser respect -25
Prep respect +5
You'll find this mission at the Harrington House on campus. The Preps are a little upset
about Gordo's beat down at the Bike Park, and they want you, their new boss, to show the
Greasers who is boss. They want you to tag up New Coventry a little bit, and they give you
enough spray paint to do one tag. For rich kids they sure are cheap, because you have to
do five tags to complete the mission. Hop on your bike and head for New Coventry. When you
get to the tunnel under the train tracks where you usually meet Johnny, you'll see your
first opportunity to leave a tag in the form of a target on the wall. Walk up to the
target, assuring first there are no law enforcement personell nearby, and hit the triangle
button to begin the tag. When you do, you'll see a display appear in the lower right hand
corner of the screen. Press "X" to begin spraying, and move the left analog stick so as to
trace the design in the display. When the tracing stops, hit "X" again to continue the
tag. When you have traced the complete line in the display, the tag is complete. Now that
you've had your practice run, you need to head to the store and buy more paint. There is a
market nearby where you can grab some. After you do, you're instructed to lay down 5 tags
in Greaser territory, and a whole bunch of yellow markers appear all over town. The amount
of money you earn for this mission is based on the location of the tags you choose to
paint, but at the time of this writing, I do not know what the precise amount is. I do
know that tags that are on the roofs of buildings are the big money tags, which I found
out just a little too late. I did two tags at ground level and 3 on the roof and my reward
for completing the mission was $210. Still not bad, but I'd like to know what it would
have been if I had done all 5 on the roof. If anyone figures it out, please write to me at
the address at the end of this FAQ and I will give you credit for having done so. Stay
away from the cops and from the Greasers that don't appreciate your art and get all 5 tags
done and the mission is complete. At this point, I would recommend doing the side mission
'Greasers Challenge' that is unlocked when this mission is complete, for a new save house
in New Coventry. See the "Side Missions" section of this chapter for details on that
mission.
5. Wrong Part Of Town --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Lola's Race' if 'Tagging' is completed
Reward $20
Greaser respect -5
Nerd respect +5
You find this mission at the yellow marker in front of the Library. You find out that the
Nerds are a bit worried about Algie. Johnny got word that Algie has been dating Lola
(yeah, you heard me right -- ALGIE!) and now Johnny is looking for him. Cornelius is the
only kid on campus that knows where Algie is, and a group of Greasers has already started
beating on him to get that info. Head to the south side of the boys dorm (the right if you
are looking at the front doors) to save Cornelius. Cornelius tells them that Algie is at
the pizza place and some of the Greasers run off to find him. A couple hang back to give
Cornelius a beating, and it's your job to
make sure they aren't successful. Beat down the remaining Greasers before Cornelius'
health meter runs down, and Cornelius lets you in on the fact that he lied about Algie
being at the pizza joint. The twisted little fat freak is actually near the tenements in
the vicinity of the Greasers club house. Hop on your bike and get there as quick as you
can. When you arrive you find Lola not-so-gently letting down both Algie and the Prep,
Chad. The conversation is quickly cut short by the arrival of a bunch of Greasers on their
bikes. Algie takes off on Lola's bike and you and Chad take off together on another BMX
nearby. The mission takes a little bit different turn than anything you've seen in this
game so far (but not unlike some missions you did in GTA: SA). Chad is at the wheel of the
bike and you are riding on the back. You go into scope mode with the Super slingshot and
your job is to keep the persuing Greasers away from you. Use charged shots to take the
Greasers off their bikes in one shot. the will throw eggs and firecrackers at you, so
knock them off their bikes as quickly as possible. Chad is trying to get you back to
campus, and I was a bit preoccupied during this mission to pay attention to what path he
took, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the shortest one. There will be one stop along the way
to take a breath, but it will be short lived and you will be on your way again. If you
keep them off of you long enough to get back to campus,
Chad will drop you off at the gate, and all you have to do from that point is walk with
Algie to meet Earnest who will be standing a short ways away in the round area between the
boys and girls dorms. Mission complete.
6. Lola's Race --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks Lola as your girlfriend
Unlocks mission 'Tenements'
Greaser respect -20
This mission is found in New Coventry near the entrance to the yet-to-be-opened Blue Skies
Industrial Park. When you arrive you find Johnny and Lola and on cue, Johnny gets jealous
that you are trying to steal his girl. Lola doesn't help matters any by telling Johnny
that you are probably faster than he is and that the two of you should race, so thats just
what you're going to do. This is basically a bike race just like the one you did in 'Race
The Vale' in Chapter II, only it's a bit longer, the competition is a whole lot
meaner and there are a couple of extra curve balls thrown at you. When the race starts,
you'll be at the start line waiting for the countdown with your three other competitors
(This is supposed to be between you and Johnny, so I'm not real sure what in the hell the
other two knuckleheads are doing there). The race begins and your competition will not
hesitate to start punching you right off the bat, so be ready for it. They will throw eggs
and firecrackers and generally be an incredible pain in the ass for the duration of the
race, but, like in the other race, if you can get to the front of the pack, and not fall
off the bike, you're sure to stay there. A couple of new things to look out for in this
race: There are a couple of shortcuts you can take. Go to your map and look for a couple
of corners
that you can make a bit smaller, one of which is at the very southernmost part of the race
around a big giant rock. Cut to your map every once in a while when you get down that way
and look for a place where you can take a right onto a snowy path to avoid going around
the rock. There will also be a portion of this race near the beginning that will be on the
train tracks as you go through the industrial area. Oddly enough, you will have to look
for trains as you go this way. These are not your everyday trains. They have no apparent
means of propulsion, yet they move toward you. They are single cars that are apparently
shoved down the track toward you. They stop shortly before getting to you, and they are
usually pretty easy to spot as well as a "train noise" is made warning you that one is
coming. There are only 4 or 5 of them and you are usually pretty safe staying on the right
edge of the tracks since you can squeeze between the trains and the wall. The final new
trick you will see is the old "drop a tree across the race course" trick. About 2/3 of the
way through the race, you'll see this for the first time. Some of Johnny's buddies are on
the side of the course and as you approach, they will chop down a tree that will fall
across the path. You have a decent amount of time to see it coming, so just be prepared to
bunny hop the bike over the tree. A little further on in the race, they will do it again,
only that time they will drop two trees, one just a little further up from the other, so
be prepared for the double hop to get past that. Survive all of that and make it to the
end in first place, and you have completed the mission and earned Lola's heart (and
Johnny's rage).
7. Tenements --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Rumble'
Reward $20
Greaser respect -10
In the same tunnel under the train bridge that you used to meet Johnny, you can now find
the yellow marker to start this mission, and instead see Lola. Now that Lola is your
squeeze, she can't go back to the tenements anymore where the Greasers hang out, but she's
left some of her stuff there. Just like most chicks do when they get their hooks in ya,
she wants YOU to go get it and you just have to because she says so. So hop your whipped
ass on a bike and head for the tenements. When you approach the yellow marker, you
will have to slip into the little area that is partially blocked, and enter the marker to
open the window and creep in the building. There are five items scattered throughout the
building that you need to grab, two on the first floor, two on the second, and one on the
third. You will probably notice very quickly that there is an area in the room you entered
that seems to require something else to allow you into it and by looking at the radar you
can also see that one of the items you need is in there. Forget about getting in there for
now, it's not happening until you're on your way out. There are four Greasers hanging
around the first floor, and if you are sneaky and quiet, you can probably take them all
out with the slingshot before any of them gets their hands on you. Save up your health as
best you
can because you may need it for the fight you're in for on the third floor. When you've
taken care of all the Greasers on this floor, pick up the one item you CAN get to on this
floor which will be indicated by a yellow arrow, Lola's Address Book. Take the stairs
cautiously up to the second floor with the slingshot armed. There will be two Greasers
visible to you when you get up there and if you creep cautiously enough, you can take them
out before they even know you're there. There is a big hole in the middle of this hallway
that you can't cross (the two Greasers you just took out were on the other side of it,
which explains why they didn't run after you). In one of the rooms off to the side,
however, there is a Greaser, and if he sees you, he will run out onto a fire escape to go
get some backup. Chase after him and take him out and anyone he manages to bring with him.
When they are all taken care of, continue along the fire escape and reenter the building
on the other side of the hole in the floor. Grab Lola's Lipstick before making your way up
to the third floor. Creep carefully up the steps and before you reach the top, you will
see three Greasers standing above. Get just high
enough to go into scope mode with the slingshot and take them out with charged headshots.
They will fire back at you, but they will not run down to beat on you. When those three
are out, you are safe . . . for a moment. Look around on the third floor and you will see
a marker where you can find Lola's Laundry. Prepare yourself with the Bottle Rocket
Launcher or firecrackers BEFORE you pick up the laundry. As soon as you pick up the
laundry, a Greaser named Norton will make a smashing entrance and knock you
to the floor. Norton's meanness is accentuated by the big ass sledgehammer he is holding.
As soon as you have control back, get up and run as far from Norton as possible. The
sledgehammer makes Norton very slow, so this gives you the opportunity to run to the
opposite end of the room, turn around, target him with the explosive weapon of your choice
and take a few chunks out of his health. Wash, rinse, repeat until Norton is down. If you
run out of ammo, switch to the slingshot. It doesn't do as much damage, but if you are
running to the opposite end of the room and taking out chunks of his health here and
there, eventually you'll take him down and never get a scratch on you. Just don't let him
hit you with that sledgehammer . . .that crap hurts!. When he is finally down, walk over
to him and take his sledgehammer. Go back down to the second floor and use it to smash
your way into the blocked area to get Lola's Keys. Smash your way through the other side
to avoid having to go around the fire escape and head on down to the first floor. Smash
your way into the enclosed area you found when you first got here and grab Lola's Perfume.
Smash your way out the other side, and you'll find yourself standing at the window to let
yourself out. Drop the sledgehammer and go. Bike, skate, run, whatever, back to Lola at
the train bridge and give her the stuff back. Mission complete, she gives you $20 and
gives you a little health boost.
8. Rumble --
Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Fighting Johnny vincent'
Once again, meet Lola in the tunnel under the train bridge in New Coventry. Lola says
everyone is now fighting over her, and she believes you need to join in the fray. You need
to find a Greaser named Peanut to find out where. When you regain control, you find out
that Lola is suspiciously right. New Coventry is in chaos. People are fighting all over
the place, cops are chasing people all over and people are doing their best to suck you
into it. If you were smart, you showed up for this mission on a bike. Get on it and avoid
the chaos to head toward the new yellow marker indicating Peanut. When you find him, you
will have to chase him. He will lead you to a short alley near the tenements. Arriving
there, it will become painfully clear that Peanut is not about to give up any information
and that he and two of his buddies just want to kick your ass. The target here is Peanut,
but you're not going to get to him without taking out the other two. Take them out using
the moves you have learned throughout the game (You HAVE done all the Hobo Training
Missions by now, haven't you?). The fight should be over pretty quick, and when Peanut is
down, Johnny arrives to finish you off. Bad news for Johnny, the cops arrive and break up
the fight and everyone scatters. You'll find yourself on a bike on a snowy path chasing
Johnny. Pedal like mad now because the cops are behind you and you don't want them to
catch you. There is little to do here but pedal like crazy and follow the path without
falling off the bike. When you near the end, you'll see Johnny ahead of you and he'll jump
to freedom. You, on the other hand, won't be so lucky. You'll try the jump, but get
clotheslined by a couple of Greasers with a chain. You wind up on your ass in the middle
of the junk yard. Following a theme here, this mission is now over and the next one
automatically begins.
9. Fighting Johnny Vincent --
Unlocks Chapter IV
Unlocks mission 'Stronghold Assault'
Greaser respect +100
Nerd respect +10
As soon as you have control, you need to start moving as quickly as you can. You are on
foot, Johnny is on a bike and he has a steel pipe to hit you with as he passes by. Your
nerd friend Petey is on top of a stack of cars that leads to the controls of the magnetic
crane hanging above this makeshift arena, but the problem is that there are six Greasers
standing between Petey and the controls. Arm yourself with the Bottle Rocket Launcher. Run
around avoiding Johnny's attacks and target each of the six Greasers above. The
Bottle Rocket Launcher should take each one out with a single shot and clear the path for
Petey to turn on the magnet. Once he has activated the magnet, Johnny will lose his bike
and his pipe and from that point on, its just you and him mano y mano. His health bar
appears at the top of the screen. This fight is about as easy as any other fight in the
game. Use your combos and he really doesn't stand a chance. Finish him off and the mission
is over, as is Chapter III. To make matters funnier, you tell him you never wanted
Lola in the first place and he can have her.
B. Side Missions
1. Cook's Crush --
Available 8:00 am to 5:00 pm
Unlocks side mission 'Cook's Date'
Reward $40
Edna is preparing for a date with the Chemistry teacher, Mr. Watts. She needs you to
collect a few things for her to help her out. She needs perfume, choclates and sedatives.
For $40 and not having her spit in your food, you'll do just about anything, so let's head
for the perfume first. It's Ms. Phillips' perfume and it's in the Staff Lounge. Leave the
cafeteria and head left to the end of the hall. There are two teachers standing outside
the door of the Staff Lounge and they aren't going to let you in, so you're going to need
a diversion. Look at that! There's a fire alarm right there on the wall near them! Pull it
and run like hell for the nearest trashcan or locker to hide in. When the heat on you has
died down, run into the lounge, grab the perfume off the desk in the corner, and run back
out of the lounge and out of the building as quick as you can. You should be in the clear
now, and if you took the back door out of the building, you should be in pretty close
proximity to grabbing your bike out of the garage near the abandoned bus. Grab it and head
into Bullworth Town to the next yellow marker. You should find yourself in an alley behind
the comic book store (which by now should be a save house for you). There will be a hobo
back there and three trashcans (and a transistor if you haven't picked it up yet). Kick
over the three trashcans and out of one of them should roll the sedatives. This doesn't
make the hobo happy, so avoid his attacks as you are doing this. At this point, you more
than likely already have choclates in your inventory, but in case you don't, just get out
of the alley and head around the corner to the Yum Yum Market to pick some up. When you
have all three items, just pedal on back to the school and bring them to Edna in the
cafeteria and the mission is over. She'll give you the $40 and invite you to partake in
another task worth another $50, so I'd take her up on it if I were you.
2. Cook's Date --
Available 3:30 pm to 11:00 pm
Reward $50
You can find the marker for this mission near a tree outside a restaurant in Old Bullworth
Vale. Enter the marker and climb the tree to sit on the limb above. Arm yourself with the
slingshot and go into scope mode. From this point on, the idea is the same as it was for
'The Candidate' mission in Chapter I. Edna and her date are seated at a table below and
there is a "health" meter on the right side of the screen. Students will approach the
couple and yell insults at them. Your job is to pop these students with the slingshot and
make them go away. They appear with red arrows over their head so they are easy to spot.
The more insults Edna hears, the more the
meter drops. If it drains completely, the mission is failed. If you drive enough students
away to give her a rest for a while, the meter will fill back up. Keep the students from
ruining her date until its over and the mission is completed successfully. We won't even
THINK about what is going to happen next on that date . . .just take your $50 and get out
of there.
3. Nerd Challenge --
Available 8:00 am to 1:00 am
Unlocks Nerd Clubhouse save house
Unlocks Bottle Rocket Launcher
This "mission" is kind of annoying, but the Bottle Rocket Launcher is well worth going
through it, not to mention the new save point. Go to the Dragon's Wing Comic Book Store in
Bullworth Town and enter through the front door. The clerk will tell you there is a
meeting downstairs, so walk behind the counter and head on down. The only task you have to
do here is beat Fatty's high score of 1,010 on the ConSumo video game in this room. Walk
up to the machine and push triangle to play. The concept is simple, it just
takes a while to accomplish the high score. Move your Sumo wrestler around the screen with
your left analog stick and make him eat the good food. The good food is the rice bowls,
fish and apples. Avoid the bad food, which is the darker rotten rice bowl, the fish
skeletons and the apple cores. In addition to this, you must avoid the blowfish, which
take away a life if you hit one (you only get three lives), and you must avoid the large
sumo wrestlers as they make you bounce uncontrollably around the screen making a
collision with a blowfish or rotten food more likely. As you eat, you gain weight and as
you gain weight, a meter at the top of the screen fills with red. Every 100 lbs fills the
meter to max and then it empties and starts over again. If you eat rotten food while the
meter is empty, you will lose a life. That's really all there is to it. Beat the score of
1,010 and earn your bounty and you'll likely never play that damn game again.
4. Comic Klepto --
Available 3:30 pm to 11:00 pm
Reward $30
Once again, find this mission at the Comic Book store. Enter the marker and you'll see
some punk come running out of the store with the owner right behind him. The kid stole
some comics and the owner is having an asthma attack and can't seem to chase him. He asks
if you'll do it for $5 and some free comics. You agree and find yourself on a bike chasing
the kid. You need to catch the kid before he makes it back to the school. Your best bet
here is to throw fireworks at him to knock him off the bike, or get close enough to him to
punch him off the bike. Once he's off the bike, just give him a quick beat down and
retrieve the stolen comics. Take the comics back to the owner, and you'll opt for cash
rather than comics and get a $30 reward. Mission complete.
5. Glass House --
Available 3:30 pm to 7:00 pm
Unlocks side mission 'Here's To You, Ms Phillips' which is not accessible
until Chapter IV is unlocked.
Reward $40
This mission is found outside the English Classroom in the main school building. Enter the
marker there and you'll find Mr. Galloway drowning his woes once again. He's upset about
the rumors that Hattrick has been spreading about him being a drunk. Galloway looks to you
for support, and likes the idea you have to square things away. Head out to the parking
lot near the abandoned bus and you'll see Hattrick pulling away in his SUV. Whip out your
skateboard and skate up behind his truck. When you get close enough to
the truck, you'll be prompted to hit the triangle button to "skitch" a ride on the truck.
When you do, you'll grab the bumper and get towed behind for the duration of the ride.
Nothing for you to do but enjoy the scenery. When you get near Hattrick's house, you will
automatically let go as Hattrick pulls into his driveway. You are now prompted to go into
the yard, so do so. You now have to destroy as much as you can around Hattrick's house. A
vandalism meter appears on the right side of the screen and you need to fill it by
breaking potted plants and windows as quickly as you can. Of course, doing this much
damage will attract Hattrick's attention
and you can be assured that he will be calling the police, so before you break ANYTHING .
. .run around to the back yard and look for a small greenhouse. When the cops arrive, they
will come up through the driveway, so you are much better off starting back here and the
greenhouse has enough in it to nearly fill the meter anyway. Pull out the slingshot and
start breaking all the plants in the greenhouse, and when they are gone, start on the
windows. Don't forget the ceiling of the greenhouse is also glass, and those panes count
as well. The cops will have entered the yard by the time you are done with the greenhouse,
but at that point, you'll only need to
take out 2 or 3 windows on the main house to fill the meter. If the cops fill the yard
before you are finished, it is very difficult to sneak around them to cause further
damage, so be as quick as possible. When the meter is full, you're only remaining task is
to escape the yard. Run like hell past the cops out of the driveway and when you hit the
street, the mission is complete (I made a RHYME!)
6. Greasers Challenge --
Available 8:00 am to 1:00 am
Unlocks Greaser hangout and save house
This mission is found at the red marker outside of the Blue Ball Pool Hall in New
Coventry. There really isn't much to this but beating up Greasers. Enter the marker and
you'll enter the pool hall to be confronted by three Greasers. Use your fighting talents
to take all three of them down. When they are out, a few more will come in through the
back door. Take them down by whatever fighting moves or weapons you like. When they are
down, the mission is over and you have a new save house. What more can I say? If I
have to tell you how to fight at this point in the game, you need more help than just a
walkthrough.