Dark Cloud 2 (PS2 U.S. Version) - Monster Quotes List
By Starion (starion_gf@yahoo.com)
3/21/05 - Version 2.00
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Table of Contents
I.   Vesion History
II.  How to use this guide
III. Introduction
IV.  Quotes List
1. BEAST MONSTERS               2. UNDEAD MONSTERS
1.1  Rodents                    2.1  Night Stalkers
1.2  Bats                       2.2  Darkness
1.3  Griffins                   2.3  Skeleton Soldiers
1.4  Minotaurs                  2.4  Skeleton Archers
1.5  Moles                      2.5  Skeleton Chiefs
1.6  Fairies                    2.6  Mummies
1.7  Lycanthropes               2.7  Corsairs
1.8  Rams                       2.8  Pirate Captains
1.9  Elephants                  2.9  Bone Lords
1.10 Bird Priests
3. AQUATIC MONSTERS             4. FLORA MONSTERS
3.1  Frogs                      4.1  Vegetables
3.2  Turtles                    4.2  Flowers
3.3  Tortoises                  4.3  Himarras
3.4  Goyones                    4.4  Trees
5. MAGICAL CREATURE MONSTERS    6. REPTILE MONSTERS
5.1  Balloons                   6.1  Snakes
5.2  Faces                      6.2  Fire Gemrons
5.3  Stone Dogs                 6.3  Ice Gemrons
5.4  Golems                     6.4  Wind Gemrons
5.5  Boulders                   6.5  Thunder Gemrons
5.6  Moon Barons                6.6  Holy Gemrons
5.7  Statues                    6.7  Dragons
5.8  Mimics
5.9  King Mimics
7. DARKLING MONSTER             8. SPIRIT MONSTERS
7.1  Performers                 8.1  Pixies
7.2  Spider Ladies              8.2  Fire Spirits
7.3  Masked Tribesmen           8.3  Ice Spirits
7.4  Masks                      8.4  Wind Spirits
7.5  Gorgons                    8.5  Thunder Spirits
7.6  Dream Eaters               8.6  Water Spirits
9. WINDUP MONSTERS              10.CARD MONSTERS
9.1  Vanguards                  10.1  Clubs
9.2  Bombers                    10.2  Diamonds
9.3  Barrels                    10.3  Hearts
9.4  Tanks                      10.4  Spades
9.5  Bomber Heads               10.5  Jokers
9.6  Steel Knights
V.   Credits
VI.  Legal Disclaimer
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I.  VERSION HISTORY
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Version 2.00 -3/21/05: Finally finished the guide. Made some format changes.
Added Credits section.
Version 0.90 -9/01/03: Added quotes from Chapter 4,5 monsters. Added quotes
from all Chapter 7 monsters except Cards. Added
Skeleton Archers category. Replaced Burger category
with Dream Eater. Replaced the name Elements with
Spirits. Fixed a few spelling and format errors.
Version 0.50 -8/24/03: Initial Version. Contains quotes from Ch.1-3,6 monsters.
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II.  HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE
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This guide contains a list of quotes categorized by monster classification
(I.E. Beast) and further organized by monster type (I.E Rodents for all the
various mice and rat enemies.) Since the guide is VERY, VERY long, use CTRL+F,
type the number listed in the table of contents, and use Find Next to directly
go to a specific subsection of the guide. You may also type in the actual name
of a monster for an even more refined search.
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III. INTRODUCTION
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Talking to monsters is one of the more unusual aspects of Dark Cloud 2. When
Monica changes forms using her Monster Transformation ability, she can converse
with her enemies, the monsters. This guide contains a list the monster quotes
found in the game. Some quotes give gameplay hints but most quotes are either
gossip or trivia; this is an informational non-gameplay guide only. Now, here
is the list.
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IV.  QUOTES LIST
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1. BEAST MONSTERS
1.1 RODENTS
Sewer Rat
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-Ouch! Did you just step on my foot?
-We love gooey cheese, just like those Goyone love Evy.
-The Evy those Goyones eat, I wonder if they're any good.
-Lately my teeth have been hurting so bad, I can't eat any cheese!
-Humans have polluted Mother Nature, and chased us into the sewers.
-Froggies are always chasing after those Battan. They must really love them a
lot.
-I wonder if those Battan are any good. At least the Froggies enjoy snacking on
them.
-I sort of think it would be nice to meet a human. But if they attack us, we'd
be in trouble.
-Chutan is nice, but I really like Chuniter! My heart changes too quickly.
What should I do?
Beach Rat
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-Ahh, I've got a tail cramp!
-Aww! There's no cheese around here!
-So you wanna go out with Ratleen and the girls?
-Humans don't know how to fight fair. They've got guns!
-Churik is always chasing girls. Doesn't he know he's got short legs?
-We must keep the peace in Ocean's Roar Cave. Come on guys, let's roll!
-How you like my swimsuit? Sorry, this hunk of burning love is already taken.
-Without the captain around, our 3rd battalion is divided. What should we do?
Castle Eater
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-Churick didn't get me anything for my birthday.
-Mrs. Chuneko had another baby.
-Today's lucky color is brown. Like I'm not brown enough already.
-The strongest guy in the Moon Flower Palace is King Mimic.
-These giant forks are mighty heavy. They're just way too much for us
old-timers to handle.
-The humans have invaded our turf. What a nightmare!
-Hey, the Silver Gears are picking on me. And I really don't like skeletons.
-I don't like my buck teeth.
-We can play croquet with this log we're carrying. We play every morning with
the old lady.
-How come we can't open the treasure chest, but humans can? It's not fair!
-Hey, are you new? We mice are all really friendly.
-Hello. You know, I really can't stand those Froggies. They're always jumping
in my face.
Death Mouse
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-You are so restless!
-My dream is to be buried in cheese.
-All the monsters in the Zelmite Mine are really strong.
-I am so stressed out! I think I'll go home and work out on my wheel!
-Did you know that in the human world, there is a Year of the Mouse?
-Don't worry. If we fight alongside other monsters, we can beat the humans.
1.2 BATS
Bat
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-Hey you. You hiding something from me? Hmm? Hmmmm?
-We get to see lots of cool stuff from up here, man.
-Ah, so much to do ... Skree, skree! I'm busy right now.
-Skree! Bats are the only mammal monsters that can fly.
-Poor me, I can never fly as gracefully as the other bats.
-Flying tires you out. But you can't exactly take a break you know.
-We are the weakest monster in these sewers. So, give us a break, will ya?
-The truth is -- I AM the SERVANT of the DEVIL! Heh! Just kidding, Scare ya?
-Bright and sunny places aren't my thing, you know. I can't stand the sun, at
all.
-I wanna be a magician. That way I can stick it to those filthy humans with my
spiffy magic.
-Eeek! I think I saw a human! What's a human doing in our Aqueduct? Oh no,
what do we do? Eeek!
-What are you huffing and puffing about? Just lie down somewhere and get a
little shut-eye already.
-Hey, if you take a good look, we're actually pretty cute, right? But for some
reason people actually hate us.
Sea Bat
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-Why do I hang upside down you ask? It's because I can't support my own weight
standing up.
-Bats have often inspired human scientific advances. For example, the shape of
the airplane wing was partly based on that of a bat's.
-Skree! I'm pent up, man!
-Our wings aren't made out of feathers. They are a thin membrane. Freaky, huh?
-I'm really hungry. Skree!!
-Radar is based on bats' use of ultrasonic signals to spot prey in pitch dark.
-Damn! And after we helped those humans by eating pests for them...
-Have you seen my little baby? She ran off somewhere, and I can't seem to find
her.
-Woah, I got here early. I'm meeting someone here. But that's okay, I'm quite
fond of waiting.
-Hey, guess what. I love mosquitoes. We're both blood-sucking brethren, but oh
well.
-Duuude, this place is like, the bomb. It's all dark and damp, perfect for just
hangin' out.
-Boy, you sure are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Lately I've been real tuckered
out.
-You know, I've been thinking. I say some monsters are superior to humans,
definitely.
-I bet that babe's blood tastes real sweet. Like honey even.
-Just because I like dark places doesn't mean I'm a gloomy person, I'll have
you know.
-The taste of blood is the taste of sweet nectar.
-I'm being such a good boy today. I cleaned up my room, just like mommy asked
me to.
-Those plant monsters, they photosynthesize and stuff, so they need the sun.
But me, I hate the sun.
-I just love this pitch black. It's so relaxing.
-Flap flap flap...Sure, I may be fidgety, but it's because all the voices in my
head talk at once.
-You better not ask me for directions, 'cause I have no idea. I just fly around
in circles.
-Nothing good ever happens to bats. Everyone always treats us like we're the
bad guys. Gimme a break.
-Come on, do you have to stare at me like that? Wait, I don't have something
stuck in my fangs, do I?
-Oh no, his birthday's tomorrow! What am I going to get him?!
-Hmmph. Nothing good ever happens to me.
-That Auntie Medusa's always glaring at me. Freaky, man.
-I think I've gained a little weight lately. I can't seem to fly ten feet
without running out of breath.
-Ahh! I'm supposed to be on a date right now! Aarrgh, this happens every single
time.
Lava Bat
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-Don't worry. I won't suck your blood.
-Skree, skree! Sheesh, somebody put out that darn sun.
-We're certainly a step us from mosquitoes. We don't suck blood from just
anybody.
-I want to suck her blood! No! I must resist!
-For a mammal of our size, we live quite long. Some brown bats live 30 years!
-We're second in number to Mimics? No way. We'll be the most numerous of all
monsters!
-I like the dark, but my outlook's quite bright!
-I've heard about humans. They have blood that tastes like iron, don't they?
-Skree! Skree! I'm not big enough to fight yet. Mommy, where'd you go? Mommy?
-Humans have different blood types and stuff, don't they. Does that mean they
taste different?
-Gimme a minute. Can't you see I'm busy here?
-Stop forth, human! Slurp, slurp. I vaant to suck your blood, uwahahah.
-It's time for some nutrient replenishing. So, who will be today's lucky
winner...
-Decisions, decision. What can I give her that would make her fall in love with
me?
-I'm going to train and train so I can be a big, strong monster some day.
-It's a little hot today. If I end up fainting, please catch me.
-Mr. Ice Spirit must be sweating like crazy in this weather. I hope he doesn't
poop out on us.
-Griffon's soldiers are always saying the coolest things.
-Those Gundrons. Quite the strong and silent type, eh.
-You human types sunbathe, I hear. And I thought we were crazy for hanging
upside-down.
Evil Bat
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-What is it? What happened? You seem all worked up. Is something going on?
-We’re supposed to be beautiful, graceful night creatures, but I sure don’t
feel that graceful.
-The rose, red as fresh blood. Roses go with my eyes wonderfully.
-I just don’t get those sun-loving Himarra types.
-Why are vampires always so cool? Have you ever wondered about that? Maybe that
means we’re cool too...
-Hey, you seem a little pale. Why don’t you suck up on some nice nutritious
blood and get some rest?
-SkreeeEee! I’ll make sure no human ever gets me!
-Yeah, people often ask me if all my blood goes to my head when I sleep.
Actually, I like that feeling.
-Skreee! Did you see the fangs on that babe?!
-I am one bad bat! Well, at least, I’d like to think so.
-Servants of the devil? Dracula? Stop calling us such awful names.
-I hate garlic. It stinks.
-Black is darkness. And darkness is blind faith.
-I wish the whole world was pitch black.
-We bats...we suck blood to replenish our life energy...We cannot live without
blood...
-We can live forever. We just feed off of humans, using the blood as a source
of energy and life.
-Ooh, it’s time for some nutrient replenishing. So, who will be today’s lucky
winner...
-We Evil Bats love the night like nothing else. This dark and beautiful world.
The relaxation the stillness brings. Even the grime melts away here.
-Blood is the  symbol of life. And it is our destiny to take that.
-Of course, we don’t show up in mirrors either, man.
-That vampire, the great Dracula, is sooo dreamy. He’s cool, and he’s tough.
He’s got it all.
-This place is nice and dark, just perfect. Don’t you think so?
-We outnumber any other monster here in the mines.
-We are monsters capable of harnessing the power of the dark.
-You humans may be scared of the dark, but we’re scared of the light.
-I got a cavity on my favorite fang. You wanna see it?
-I have seen it! Yes. I have! I have witnessed a Fire Ghost and a Snow Ghost
exchanging blows.
1.3 GRIFFINS
Tigriff
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-Wasn't there a river with a name like mine? Maybe in Mesopotamia. I remember
it from history class.
-Can you believe it? I'm so gorgeous, that the humans want to mount my head on
a wall!
-It's fate. A cool monster like me is destined to dispatch humans.
Chimera
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-I'm a large bird to begin with. But when I spread my wings, I'm gigantic.
-There no way we could lose to the humans.
-We'll show the humans what we are made of!
-You know my big wings are not made for flying.
-If we could fly, we'd be the strongest monsters on Mt. Gundor.
-I'll teach you how to fight!
Leogriff
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-Stop bothering me! I'm getting ready to sleep!
-You've got a question? Oh, I'm not interested in your superficial questions!
Leave immediately.
-I had a weird feeling the other day. I turned around, and a Lich was standing
there.
-My weapons are my sharp claws. No prey can survive my attack.
-We have the combined strengths of the tiger and the hawk. One look at us, and
the humans will run!
-So what do you seek? Answers lay within you. You must dig deep into your
thoughts. Don't worry about the meaning of war. This is all I shall say.
1.4 MINOTAURS
Gyumo
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-How about a drink?
-Huh? I'm breathing heavy? Mind your own beeswax!
-Man, I think there's something wrong with the way I run.
-All the ladies freeze when they see my strong, sexy body.
-True men are of few words.
-I heard that in the world of humans we've been reduced to brand names!
-Some people say my ear piercing's are too big!
-I could never be friends with one of those Hunter Foxes. They're always
looking down on us.
-The other day I was walking along and I found this huge spider's web. It was
blocking my way and I couldn't get through, either. Boy, it was huge.
-I'm kind of a klutz sometimes. The other day, I was just spacing out, and I
walked right into a tree. Boy am I glad no one saw me, especially a human. I
probably would've died from embarrassment.
Blumo
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-Behooold! My horns absolutely rule! And then bow dooown! To my neato pants!
-A glass of milk a day keeps the ranchers away.
-You like my nosering? My fiancée gave it to me - it's an engagement nosering!
-You look pretty tough. Wanna try yer hand at arm wrestling with me?
-I once heard of a human pastime called cow-tipping! Whatever it is, it sounds
just awful!
-Even if you sleep standing up and eat lots of grass it won't make you a Gyumo.
Cabuble
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-Sometimes we can even beat the Ram Z’s at ramming!
-Moo!! Boy, do I need to go to the barber!
-That pesky Spider Lady, always trying to lead me astray, moo.
-The other day, I secretly "borrowed" a seed from a Stormflower. And boy, was
it delish!
-The Rock Tasters are giants, just like us. We get along real well! ‘Cause we
can see eye-to-eye!
Minotaurus
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-Mooo! I’m such a cool cow!!
-Did you talk to my sweety-pie? We have matching nose rings, you know. He’s the
mooingest Minotaurus in the whole Zelmite Mine.
-My girlfriend just loves my strong chest! Moo!!
-A nice, cold glass of milk after a battle -- this is one thing that I just
can’t give up.
-Listen, listen! I fell in love with this girl, and she is just great!! Moo,
moo!!!
-Moo moo moOO!! I just wanna moo all day long! MOOOO!!!
-Listen up, willya! If you don’t drink yer milk, you won’t grow big and strong!
-I wonder if I have too much chest hair? I heard the ladies like it light
nowadays.
-We are the mightiest of the Gyumo, but at the same time, we’re the shiest.
Don’t tell!
-Time for me to go to the gym and work these muscles ‘o mine!
1.5 MOLES
Moler
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-It's a pleasure digging in the gentle earth here in Rainbow Butterfly Wood.
-Our attack method relies upon our intuition. We dig where we expect our
enemies to be!
-It's easy for an Earth Digger to defend himself. Just hide underground!
-It ain't easy diggin' for a livin'. My arms are pooped!
-Yeah, we dig in the wrong direction sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes!
-Captain Mole is very dependable. You should say "hi" to him.
-We moles can hardly see anything. But our sense of smell is beyond any
monster's!
-My baby's name is Digdee. We're in a bit of a long-distance relationship at
the moment. I know she misses me real bad, but I think I miss her even more.
Don't tell anyone, alright?
-Somewhere amongst us Earth Diggers is a one called BusyMoler. He must be busy!
-Have you heard?! The humans have invaded our forest!
Sand Moler
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-I'm in the middle of digging my way through this rock so I can visit my
boyfriend. There isn't a rock thick enough that could keep me away from my
guy! This love's for real!
-My arms are getting so fat I'm worried about how they look.
-There are many passageways through the rock that one would never see from the
surface!
-Ever see those trap holes? Well, those are just exits that we made.
-Somewhere lives one of our kin named Mine Moler.
-It ain't easy mining through rock!
-Huh?! I lost the spot that I started digging!
-Shoot, I didn't dig very far today.
-Well, I haven't seen you around. Did you just dig here?
-I'm the fastest digger here in Ocean's Roar Cave.
-Our claws are built perfectly for digging through rock, you see.
-Magmanoff is so scary! I'd rather just avoid him.
-My girlfriend doesn't like these buck teeth of mine. But what can I do?!
-I wonder where that cute little mole could be digging at this moment...
-It feels great to be surrounded by dirt. When I'm feeling blue, I just stay
down in it all day.
-Have you heard of that human game based on mashing the heads of moles?
Frightful!!
Mine Moler
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-This isn’t an eye. Our eyes are tiny. This is a lamp.
-Well shiver me timbers! I finally reach the surface only to find a Ram Z
trying to ram me.
-I’ve got to apologize to Mallone! I made some holes in his garden.
-I can’t believe this! Those humans are invading our mine? This place belongs
to the monsters!
-I don’t have buck teeth!
-I guess they used to mine Zelmite here. But not any more.
Busy Moler
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-I want to become friends with the ancient Wyrms, but they never respond to me.
-I’ve gotten pretty fat lately. I’m having trouble fitting through the tunnels!
-Don’t think. Just dig.
-Did you know we can jump nearly as well as we dig? We can jump even higher
than Death Mouse!
-I can drill 100 times faster than other Molers with this here drill. I’m
always swamped, so this helps out big time.
-The earth here is nice and cool! Like a gentle breeze.
1.6 FAIRIES
Smiling Fairy
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-Oh, I need to get a haircut, bad. My bangs are starting to get in my eyes.
-Hey, let's play hide-and-seek. You hide first. And when I find you,I might
just get you with my knife! Gahaha!
-Oh no, my belly's getting big.
-Gyahahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide!
-I'm getting a tummy ache.
-I can't seem to keep my jaw shut. I'm always drooling and it's getting on my
nerves.
-When you look as innocent as we do, humans just waltz on up. And that's when I
let 'em have it!
-Every day is like a barrel of monkeys for me. Oh, you have a boring life?
That's too bad.
-It's not like I'm trying to look young or anything. I just happen to look
young naturally.
-My hobby is sharpening knives. After all, who wants a knife that won't cut?
-I have great hearing. You were just talking trash about me, weren't you? I
could hear you. Yes I could.
-There are no silly dreams stuffed in these pockets.
-I love knives! Especially real sharp ones. 'Cause I'm real sharp too!
-Those who believe shall be saved? Gyahahaha, don't make me laugh.
-Hey,don't you look at me like that. I know you think I'm some kind of monster.
-Those Priest of Canary guys are not fun, always preaching on about something
or other.
-I can hear everything, you know. I can hear you humans coming from a mile
away.
-In the near future, a trusted friend shall betray you. Gyahaha! Hey, I'm
getting good at this!
-Hey, you like my pot belly, do you?
-I'm going to die tomorrow, so I'm glad I had the chance to meet you before I
died... Gyahahaha!
-No matter how old I get, people still see me as just a kid. It's so
frustrating!!
-Human? You're human, right? Hahaha, just kidding. I haven't seen a human down
here in ages.
-I think it's about time for me to head home. Can't keep my mommy waiting.
-Yeah, I'm an outie. You got a problem with outie's? Just leave my belly
button out of this, okay? I'm very sensitive about my belly button, I'll have
you know.
-Hey, you wanna join forces? No? Fine, then. I don't feel like being your
friend, anyway!
-You are about to be wiped from the place of the planet, foooreeveer. Hahahaha,
that was a good one, eh?
-We are sorry to inform you that we will be close for business today. Hahahaha,
almost got you there!
-There is a guardian spirit watching over your every move... Almost had you,
didn't I?
Heat Fairy
=================
-Those human children look so tasty, all soft and squishy...
-I bet you fell for it too. You thought I was a kid, right? That's my whole
strategy, see?
-Hey, I'm up here! Quit staring at my stomach! It's not like I tried to get
this big on purpose, man.
-Owww! I just bit my tongue. But don't get me wrong. That's not why it's this
color, no sir.
Fairy Helper
=================
-Go ahead, say it! Make fun of me. I dare you! Then it’ll be easier to dispatch
you! I may be small, but I pack plenty of oomph!!
-Sometimes when I act nice and cute, potential victims just come a-running,
yelling, "Oh you’re so cute!" I have a huge blade here folks, fer cryin’ out
loud!!
-Hey, let’s play war! We’ll keep fighting ‘till one of us runs out of energy.
Here, I’ll go first. What, you don’t want to play? You’re no fun!
-What’s with the droopy face, now? You’re not thinking about how meaningless
your life is or anything, are you? It’s no use, ‘cause you could pop off
tomorrow. Just forget about it. Let’s play war!
-I ain’t small. Everyone else’s just huge. I’m telling you! Get it right! You
don’t want to tick me off! So watch your mouth, buddy!
-Aww, almost there...I’m barely "small"...I’m almost "normal"...nobody can call
me "shorty" now... Huh? You want something?
Hell Fairy
=================
-What? You think I’m brutal? You humans can be pretty brutal sometimes, too.
-Humans are so idiotic, throwing away their lives for such childish reasons as
"love."
-Gwahaha! It’s survival of the fittest, and only the strongest survive. You
knew that, right?
-You really are clueless. Hope and desire and all that means nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
-I know that deep down, everyone is really thinking evil thoughts, just acting
like good monsters.
-I know the truth. All one needs to live is hatred. Nothing more.
1.7 LYCANTHROPES
Hunter Fox
=================
-You look like you've seen a ghost!
-With those ears, it looks like a rabbit. But it's not.
-I can't forgive the humans for destroying our forest. I'll show them who's
boss with this gun!
-There's a rumor among our people. Humans are turning into monsters!
-Yes, we dress to kill! Slick outfit, huh? All of the other monsters love our
clothes.
-Hey, check out my cool gun! I shoot everyday. Practice makes perfect!
-It's party time! Move out of the way!
-I'm the sharpest shooter in the monster world. Ha ha ha!
-I'm no wolf! I fight with far more grace than that!
-It's my wife's birthday today. I'd better get her some flowers!
Rifle Wolf
=================
-When I see the moon, I reminisce about my beautiful wife. Oh, enough about me.
Just forget it.
-My Lady, would you care to join me in howling at the moon? I'm only kidding,
of course. Ha ha ha...
-So, you want to know how I got the scar on my forehead, do you? Well, let's
just say it's a guy thing.
-Gundrons are quite the silent types. But I hear there is one Gundron who
actually talks.
-Who is it? Who is masquerading as a human? We must find him!
-I'm a noble wolf, yes indeed. People think we just go around intimidating the
ladies, but that's a big misconception.
-Oh moon! Why? Why did you not protect my wife?
-Wipe that smile off your face! You want the humans to walk all over you?
-I need to some target practice before the humans arrive.
-Last night I caught my son looking up at the moon. He's getting old enough to
wish upon a moon too!
-I shoot to kill! 'Cause that's what it means to be a Sniper Fox.
-I take care of my gun every night.
-Humans were a strong breed! A superior breed. But technology has turned them
into weaklings.
-I wager humans never dreamt they would lose their lives to the inventions of
their forefathers...
-Long ago, humans were hunters and gatherers. It's hard to believe they would
hunt huge mammoths. And look at what they have evolved into now. How pathetic!
-We haven't changed, the humans have! And they've changed us!
-Our time has come! We will be the hunters, and the humans will be the hunted!
-Yes, I agree. Humans do have wisdom and intelligence. But they have no idea
what they're up against.
-Let's move out! We shall not fear the pathetic humans anymore!
-The humans we once feared are gone! Only the weaklings among the species
remain!
Red Fox
=================
-Argh! I'm nothing compared to my late father. He was a great marksman.
-I can shoot anything, and anyone!
-When you're handling a gun, you must wear gloves.
-Um? I haven't seen you before. Be careful. Some places don't take kindly to
strangers.
-Legend has it that foxes can turn into humans. So maybe humans can turn into
foxes?
-You know, out of all the foxes, I'm the wildest and craziest one.
Smiling Wolf
=================
-Have you come across any humans? I lost track of them. If you see any, let me
know. I’ll finish them!
-I am invincible with my gun! They’ll have to kill me before I give it up.
That’ll never happen though. Ha ha ha!
-I see a fighter in you. I can see it in your eyes. You want a piece of me? I
like a person with courage.
-Ah! You’re either very brave or very stupid. Be gone now, before I pull the
trigger!
-Once I se my sights on you, you’ll wish you were already dead. Ha ha! Just
kidding, I wouldn’t hurt you. Not yet, anyway.
-What? You want to challenge me? Ha ha ha! Think again. You don’t really want
to die, do you?
1.8 RAMS
Ram
=================
-The hammers we use are mighty hefty and take a lot of strength to swing
around. Our hammers are very manly.
-Just running around won't cut it in battle. Try to never let the other guy get
an opening.
-I got a cavity in one of my fangs. What a humiliating predicament!
-Cigars all around! My wife gave birth to a beautiful little lamb today.
-I'm not shy to say I'm fast. And if I ever see a human, it's gonna be like a
cougar on an antelope.
-Hey, you smell human. I'd kill you except I can't think how a human could turn
into a monster.
-Forward! No rhyme or reason, just move full steam ahead!
-Rumor has it that the damn humans are using us as stew meat now.
Unforgiveable!
-I inherited this hammer from my granddad. It weights a ton and packs a mean
wallop.
-Did you see that ewe? Her fangs are so cute, they drive me crazy!
-Looks like humans wandering around over there. Better keep an eye on the kids.
-In Ram society, the speedier guys are popular with the ladies. How fast can
you run?
-Last week, my boyfriend took first place in the 50-yard dash at the Rainbow
Butterfly Wood Track Meet. He's soooooo studly, and I am sooooo in love!
-Well, we're pretty fast, but all we can do is run in a straight line.
-Look at these muscles. And even if I look flabby, my percentage of body fat is
single digits, baby.
-This canyon is the best environment for raising my kid.
-Have I gained some weight? My body feels heavier than usual.
-Why is that guy so popular?! What's wrong with me? What, I'm bad because I can
only run straight?
-Yow! I dropped the hammer on my foot! My own fault, but still - stupid hammer!
-Ugh, my stomach is killing me. I think I ate too much yesterday.
-Charging at me like a lovesick puppy won't impress me. I need a guy who's
mature.
-I'll never understand women! How can they be so selfish?!
-I'm a straightforward, dead-ahead kinda guy and I woudn't charge a thing.
-Could you move that thing? It's in my way.
-See, the most important thing about charging is leading off with the right
foot.
-I've had it with my boyfriend. He didn't buy me one little thing for my
birthday!
Savage Ram
=================
-Aw, come on, don't be sore.
-Come on, just have one round with me.
-Creatures possessed of wit, wisdom, and awesome fighting skills. That's the
epitome of us Rams.
-I don't have a good reason for it. I'm just going full speed ahead!
-Get out of my way. I'm in no mood to chat with you.
-Jeez, I'm hungry! You got anything to eat?
-We're the only ones strong enough to whirl these big axes around.
-No matter what situation you find yourself in, never wuss out!!
-My son was cute, too. When he was little, anyway. I guess he's just at an
awkward age right now. He used to love my super spicy lava burritos, but now
he won't even touch them.
-For some reason, my hair just won't do what I want it to today.
-Normal Rams are like "farm teams" compared to our "Major League."
-We're better fighters than the average Rams, 'cuz we can actually negotiate
turns while charging.
-Look at how my belly's been hanging out recently. Guess it's a beer gut.
-I know most Savage Rams have a reputation for being - well, savage. But I'm
not like that, so relax.
-I can even use this axe as a shield!
-Chaarrrggge!
-Heavy as we are, you think humans could lift us up? Not a chance!
-A couple days ago, I charged at the girl I like. Now she hates me.
Ram Z
=================
-Wanna know why I’m in the dumps? ‘Cause some idiot thought I was a sheep, for
cripes sakes!
-My waist size? I don’t really wanna say, but- 52 inches.
-All these fairies fluttering around just depresses the hell out of me.
-I’m greatest at sprints, not so good at marathons. The old bod just can’t
sustain running power for that long.
-If it rains, I can’t do anything because my hair gets all sticky-icky. If it’s
windy, I don’t do anything except fight the compulsion to let myself get blown
away.
-Get too fat and your manbreasts really develop. (Sigh) Too late for me.
-My girlfriend’s furious again. Tell me, did I say anything to set her off?
-Humans look at us and see just another stew ingredient. The bastards.
-It might be time to face the music and admit I have middle-age gut.
-It’s my kids’ birthday today. I gotta buy ‘em something on the way home.
-I think the Chimeras really overrate themselves.
-Life, battle- it’s all rhythm and dance!
Bandou
=================
-Who’s the guy who’s talking crazy?
-Huh? You have a problem with me? Come on over here and take your best shot.
-It’s a ram’s duty to be strong, know what I mean?
-No, I’m not a pig, you rude son of a...
-Want me to justify staring straight ahead? ‘Cuz I’m sure something will
eventually come this way.
-I’m always on standby, ready to charge at a moment’s notice.
-Last time I charged my girlfriend, she just sidestepped me.
-If I gain any more weight, my prize thoroughbred legs won’t even be able to
support trotting speed.
-I hate it when things get complicated.
-So we eat a few of their crops. Humans just use that as an excuse to declare
open season on us.
1.9 ELEPHANTS
Elfas
=================
-You're an unfamiliar face. Where do you come from?
-I've been all wrinkly like this ever since I was a kid. It's just not faaaair!
-I'll stomp all over those humans. Simple.
-I feel so heavy today.
-I hate humans, because they only feed you when it's convenient for them.
-Us elephants would probably be nothing without our nifty trunks, huh...
-We're having a volleyball tournament tomorrow. I can attack and receive with
this trunk.
-I wish I could move a little more quickly.
-I hafta make my trunk stronger. Maybe throw some weights on there and do some
curls or something.
-Far away, we elephants are considered a symbol of courage and pride.
-Humans used to make us do circus tricks. We won't stand for that anymore.
-Elephant trivia for you: We can drink over 2 gallons of water at once.
-I would love for him to wrap his trunk around me!
-I'm going as fast as I can. I just can't seem to go any faster than this, you
know?
-Sure is hot today. Maybe I should go soak in the water.
-During the summer, I flap my ears up and down to fan myself. Cool, huh?
-Oh no! I've lost my son. He's too young to be left alone!
-One day, I'm going to own an elephant-only circus.
-Ahh! I have a pimple on my face!
-If I don't have my face shield my stomach flab gets in the way and I can't
even stand up.
-Gosh, that's darn nice of you to talk to me like this.
-Do you want to talk about it?
-I have beautiful tusks now, but when I was young, I was ashamed of how small
they were.
-Long ago, I saw a flying elephant in a picture book. I think he was flying
with his ears. I wonder if I could do that.
-Snuff, snuff! I won't do that again. I promise to be good.
-I want new clothes!
-My dream is to walk trunk to trunk with Snuffeen. She's my angel!
-I love this place. My mom and dad are here, and I'm going to have a sister
soon, too!
-My skin is getting dry!
Moonflowephant
=================
-That elephants at the Moon Flower Palace are different from other elephants.
There's something exotic about them, so mysterious. I just can't stop
thinking about them.
-Living free sure beats being kept as pets by those lousy humans anyday,
doesn't it?
-Don't you think I'm the most fashionable elephant in Moon Flower Palace?
-I'm the Moon Flower Elephant.
-Uh-oh. I think I made her mad!
-I'd do anything to look good, but I'm beginning to regret putting on this
outfit today. I'm burning up!
-I always take a shower in the morning.
Behemoth
=================
-When I was young, my mom was a big star in the circus, you know!
-My girlfriend has a great pair of tusks.
1.10 BIRD PRIESTS
Priest of Rama
=================
-This hand is mine and not mine...
-Even priests get stiff necks.
-When I attack, my hands get huge and I attack every human in sight!
-The gods are watching all you do.
-In my heart I have vowed to fight the humans together with you.
-Countless monsters have learned from my teachings.
-Want, and ye shall receive. Seek, and ye shall find. Joy be unto you!
-The gods know all your prayers and all your thoughts.
-We are all the gods' creations. Everything has meaning. But I wonder how much
meaning humans have.
-The path you are on is the path of the gods. Go forward without hesitation.
-If you believe in fate you must believe in the will of the gods. Accept
whatever fate brings.
-For some reason, my shoulders are really stiff. And then, sometimes, when I'm
rubbing my shoulders, I swear I can feel someone looking at me. Haha, it's
probably just my imagination, you know.
-Pray now. If you pray, a transformation will arise within you.
-If you want to hear the word of the gods, go ask another Priest of Rama.
-Fools, my anger the anger of the gods! Prepare for your judgment!
-Do not worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow can worry about itself.
-Do not question right and wrong. The gods were chosen for a separate path to
save all.
-The power of unseen beings. The inevitability of fate. Don't fear. Accept it.
-Do I believe in the gods? Ha-ha, what a foolish question!
-Even if you mistake the path, your next step may change your fate. You must
not stand still.
-All the difficulties in the path you follow are for your benefit. It is proof
you have been chosen.
-The gods never abandon anyone. Those who disagree reject the gods.
Sleeber
=================
-May destruction befall all humans! Glory be unto monsters!
-Go forward as glory awaits you!
-Enter through narrow gates. The gates that lead to ruin are wide and the roads
leading there are broad. Many go that way.
-Glory unto to all monsters!
-Confess your sins freely, if you so wish.
-To those who do not understand their gods' infinite love and mercy are like
jewels cast to swine.
Crow Priest
=================
-Who do you fight for?
-Do you want to hear the gods' revelations?
-Love thyself.
-You will likely witness greatness.
-Oh valiant youth! Press onward without fear or cowardice!
-May the gods watch over you!
-I feel there is something special about you.
-All things come from the gods, exist in them and return to them.
Garuda
=================
-Poor lost sheep. What do you need from me?
-Pray for the souls of those who would kill you right here and now.
-Love thy enemy. Pray for those who would cause you harm.
-Sometimes our prayers are not for ourselves but for others. Who do you pray
for?
-Monsters and humans are living creatures. We are all the same in the eyes of
the gods. Love to all!
-Pray to the gods if you are in distress. They will surely show you the way.
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2. UNDEAD
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2.1 NIGHT STALKERS
Night Stalker
=================
-You look pale. I think you could use a nice, warm bowl of pumpking soup.
-Man, my head is spinning. I've been fighting all day - and overusing my spin
move!
-I found out my girlfriend went out on a date with an Inky. Shoot, what gives?
What in heck could those wimps have to offer?!
-Pumpkins are very nutritional. You should eat some if you want to grow up
strong.
-I sweat like a pig but my girlfriend always wipes it for me. Isn't that sweet?
-I've been told I have an evil look in my eyes. What do you think? Keeheehee!
-Other monsters are always catching glances of my face. I wish they'd buzz off.
Ragstink
=================
-Floating is actually quite tiring. Oh boy, my shoulders are cramped.
-How do you like the hem on this robe? It looks like an umbrella. Pretty cool,
huh?
-Phew!! I'm burning up in this robe. Are you doing okay? Or is it just me?
-Shoot, my stomach's sticking out. Guess I gotta cut back on the calories.
-You stare at me like that, I just lose control. Oh no, I'm starting to sweat
again.
-He's gone to visit a friend's house.
Leach
=================
-You know what, this robe is thicker than it looks. I'm sweating like a pig!
-Alright, time to go scare some humans out of their wits!
-A human got one of my buddies. Argg!! I'll get my revenge, I swear!
-Even we NightStalkers must learn to fight during the day. But boy, it really
is hard for us.
-I just love pumpkin pie. Lip-smacking sweetness, I tell ya!
-No way, man! I can't take it.
-Think I get dizzy doing that, do you? No need to worry about me.
-My name's Rich, but unfortunately, I'm not rich at all.
-How do ya like that spin attack? Doesn't it remind you of a ballerina dancer?
Wraith
=================
-My wife is cooking me some good pumpkin soup. I’ve gotta hurry home!
-Halloween has got to be the coolest holiday of them all! Wouldn’t you say so,
too?
-What’s under the robe you ask? Tsk, tsk! I could never give away our secret!!
-Isn’t it cool and mysterious how you can’t see under the robe? The girls just
love it!
-Oh my, it’s raining, isn’t it!! I must go pick up the children. This robe will
act as an umbrella!
-Oh, I’m busy as can be! It’s my daughter’s birthday - I must bake here a
pumpking pie!
2.2 DARKNESS
Darkness
=================
-I really hate windy days. I can't walk in the direction I want to go in.
-Ugh! I hate my sloped shoulders. When I try to throw them back and stand tall,
they start to ache.
-You ready? Every night I do stretches after my bath.
-People always ask which is my front side. That question always gets to me.
Sooty
=================
-Seems there are humans hanging around here. If I find any I'll wipe 'em out -
no mercy.
-Ha-ha. No matter how strong a human becomes, he can never conceal his shadow!
-A trick for when it looks like the enemy's got you. Lower their guard by
pretending to exercise. Got it?
-This body is so versatile. Compared to those Masked Tribesman goofs, we can
fit into any little opening. It's absolutely perfect for hiding from enemies.
-I love my girlfriend but everytime it gets dark, we disappear completely.
Well, love is blind. Isn't that what it means?
-Hey, how's it going? I'm really not that strong, ya know. Could you teach me
how to become stronger?
-Buzz off! I'm meeting my boyfriend here and I don't want him to get the wrong
idea.
-Yes, I am thin on the outside and shallow on the inside. You got a problem
with that?
-My body's nice and stretchy again today.
-Oh! You surprised me! Next time talk to my front side.
-What am I gonna do? It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow. I should buy her
a ring, or a necklace, or a...
-My body's so stiff lately. It just won't behave.
-I'd like to talk to a human. I shouldn't say stuff like that or everyone will
get mad at me.
-I detest sunlight.
-Hey! Quit sneaking up on me! It startles me.
-Today's Inkspots game was awesome! Let's go see a baseball game at Ebony
Stadium next time.
Darker
=================
-Be careful where you sleep. If you sleep on the roadside you might be taken
for a shadow and stepped on.
-Look! I’m this thin! When the wind blows I have to grab onto something so I
don’t get blown away.
-What do you think of my ultrathin body? If you’re fat you can’t be a Darkness.
-There are so many flaky, air-headed monsters out there, you know? But we
Inkies are dead-serious.
-It may not look like it but inside I really have it together.
-I look pretty weak, right? But this arm is like a blade.
-Today’s love horoscope is fantastic! Today I’m going to ask out Darkness.
Definitely!
-The Darkness are known for flexibility. Front to back and left to right. I
bend well, don’t I?
-One-two. One-two. Always stretch before an attack.
-We Darkness are very flexible. That’s because we all stretch every day.
Shadow
=================
-Did you know that we’re this thin because we are advanced shadow monsters.
-I look thin and weak, but I’m pretty strong.
-It’s tough when the wind blows. My body’s so light I get blown away.
-We are ultrathin when we turn sideways. I’ve been exercising to gain muscle
but it’s not working.
-Me and my boyfriend are so in love. But we can’t tell ourselves apart in the
dark.
-I’m in a band called Night Rangers. Come listen to me sing at our next gig.
2.3 SKELETON SOLDIERS
Skeleton Soldier
=================
-Those Gemrons are like Element-hunting machines, never letting out a single
peep, nothing, man.
-Did you see this years Miss Bones? Now she was a real belle.
-The Bone Breakerz concert last night was so dope. You gotta check 'em out,
man. They're awesome!
-I guess those Gemrons all collect their own respective Elements. Like the
Fire Gemrons collecting Fire Elements. You know.
-Bones are a Skeleton Soldier's life! Keep them polished, or the girls will
hate you!
-On my birthday, my boyfriend gave me a ring made from his own bones.
-The female ribcage is so attractive. Right?
-Listen up, for healthy bones you need 1- Calcium, 2-Exercise, 3-Lots of
sunlight. You see, you do learn something every day.
-Oh no, I forgot to drink my milk this morning!
-Aaah, why do I have bowlegs? It's too much for sweet little me to bear!
-Lots of great musicians come from these woods. I guess the world loves rock
and roll.
-A guitar looks cool with bones, right? Over half the Skeleton Soldiers are
guitarists.
-It's a rough day. First I broke my leg, and then my girlfriend broke off our
engagement.
-Recently, my bones have been squeaking when I walk. Guess I'm getting old.
Hornhead
=================
-I'll make no bones about it, when my girlfriend wants something, she gets it.
-Wow, I can't take my eyes off here hip bones!
-We're called Hornheads, because we have horns on our heads. You get it?
-The youth of today, spineless wimps, all of 'em!
-My father told me, when I was young, "Work your fingers to the bone, lad."
-I'll just rest my bones a little longer, and then back to work.
-I'm confident enough to attack as well as defend with my shield.
-The other day, you know, I was like dragging my weapon along, and it smacked
into this Sand Moler. Didn't mean to hurt the poor guy, though. But he
shoulda been watching where he was going.
2.4 SKELETON ARCHERS
Silver Gear
=================
-Wahh-ha-ha! I'za can't hit a thing!
-Go go gogogo! I'za fill ya full of arrows!
-Oh no oh no! This bowgun, it won't shoot!
-Oh no oh no! This helmet, it's too big!
-I'za gonna shoot ya! I'za gonna shoot ya down!
-Oh no oh no! This helmet, it's so heavy!
-Oh no oh no! This helmet, it's a little tight!
-...I'za bad shot! I'za can't hit a barn!
-Ya talking to me? I'za not understand a thing ya say!
-We'za don't miss twice. Ya dead with second shot!
-Shoot shoot shooshoo shoooot! Gya-ha-ha-haaa!
-Oh no oh no! This costume, too cold!
-I'za reckon it here soon, the Skeleton era.
-Don't surprised, I just don't feel like eating. I'za appetite is small!
-We're so clumsy, but helmet protects. Someone see I'za face, no good!
-We'za use Bowgun to shoot, but sometimes like to crash with bodies as well.
-Don't just look at Bowgun! Vest is cool too! Very best, very best vest, very
vest!
-We'za easily moved, cry all time, but hide with helmeet. So, we'za really good
guys?
-We'za actually shy to big degree, ya know? No I'za though.
-News today say "Shock! Gacious puts on 6kg!" I'za wonder how ya did it.
Platinum Gear
=================
-If you’re in a tricky spot, I’ll be here to save you, so don’t worry.
-My ribs have been giving me trouble recently.
-If we all combine our power then surely we can trounce those fleshies easily.
-No escaping it, my spine is hunching as I get older.
-If you fight to protect something, you are so much stronger.
-My bones squeak when I run. I’ve almost had it, young one. I leave the rest to
you.
2.5 SKELETON CHIEFS
Master Jacket
=================
-I really love this jacket. I'm thinking of getting a hat as well.
-I don't care how many Skeletons you've seen. I'm different.
-I feel kinda bummed out. I think I'm coming down with Calcium deficiency.
-I always look laid back, but I'm actually really serious.
-I like a girl with a nice round skull.
-Lately, my skull seems a little loose.
-In order to protect this cave, I'll fight until I'm reduced to a pile of
bones.
-I'm always cold from the waist down.
-Whoa, I forgot to drink my milk this morning!
-Just what is going on inside her skull, I don't know...
Heat Wear
=================
-It's trendy to leave jacket buttons undone now, is it? I think having them all
neatly done up is much cooler, though.
-I really love this jacket. Really, really love it. So, I really want to avoid
getting any nasty stains on it...like human blood, for instance.