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+++ LEVEL 1 - THE GRIFFIN HOUSE +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ | |
|____||___| _/ |___||____| |_|
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT 20 WEAPON POWER-UPS TO UPGRADE YOUR WEAPON
YEAH! Walk around Stewie's room and look for some Bolts. Open up the
closets and use Double jumps to get to higher areas. Go to the bathroom
(with Meg inside) and then to Chris's room (EVIL MONKEY!). You should
have 19 Bolts on hand.
--OBJECTIVE: OPEN THE KITCHEN DOOR
With 19 Bolts in hand, head out the door to go downstairs. Go to the
kitchen and use the Mind-Control Headset on Lois and steer her to the
living room. Use the vacuum to chase Brian out the door. VOILA!
++NOTE: if Lois opens the kitchen pantry door, the PURPLE SQUID will be
inside. If she opens the cleaning closet in the living room, it'll be a
skeleton of a horse (or something).
--OBJECTIVE: CONFRONT BERTRAM ON THE ROOF
Now head outside to find the last Bolt to start using the Ray Gun! To
get to Bertram on the roof, Stewie must first eliminate the little kids
in his way. Blast all the kids and make your way to the house next door
(Quagmire's house) and look for the kid controlling the RC-chopper to
start your first NON-SEQUITUR.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: NAIL THE SKYHOOK ++
Aim the nail gun towards the skyhook to put it in place. SUCCESS!
After the mini-game, head under the tree and use the Grapple Hook to
the roof. Blast all snot-nosed turds as you make your way back to the
house to confront Bertram.
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+++ LEVEL 2 - THE HOSPITAL - PART 1 +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ / /
|____||___| _/ |___||____| /___|
--OBJECTIVE: GET THROUGH THE SECURITY DOORS
AREA 1: THE LOBBY
Head to the red double-doors to trigger some mayhem. That goddamn nurse
will sound the alarm. To turn it off, you have to destroy the glass
windows shielding her desk.
Blast all the male orderlies to dust and then blast the nurse's window
and then blast HER! Now eliminate whoever's left and continue through
the security doors to the next area.
--OBJECTIVE: GAIN ACESS TO THE MONITORING STATION
AREA 2: THE RED LASER HALL - ROOM 1
This next part of the hospital is a bit tricky. DO NOT touch the red
lasers or try to double jump! It won't work!
First blast one of the control panels to the left to disable to first
set of lasers (blast all the nurses and orderlies!). The next two sets
of lasers require tricky mirror shooting. You have to aim the Ray gun
at the tip of the mirror and shoot it to get the beams to bounce off.
Destroy the two power generators.
For the last set of lasers, shoot the glass mirror on the bottom left
to get it to bounce and destroy the last control panel. Now exit the
area!
AREA 3: THE ELECTROCUTION HALL
Get your Super Mario platforming shoes on! ELECTROCUTIONER! Stewie
won't die automatically, but if you keep getting electrocuted, he will.
To get through this area, use Stewie's Glide and double jumping to get
from gurney to gurney. Watch Stewie's shadow as he lands on each safe
platform to avoid getting shocked.
When one of the patients starts getting super-electrocuted, he creates
an electrical field blocking the way, so watch out for those guys! If
you need to grab the Bolts in the area, DO IT! Make it to the end of
the hall and enter the next area. WHOO-WEE!
AREA 4: LABORATORY
What the hell is Chris doing here IT'S DOUG THE PIMPLE! AAHHH!!!
Blast all the doctors and orderlies to clear the area. Go to the large
machine that Chris is on and jump and grapple your way to the top. The
platforming here can be frustrating but don't worry. Grab the device at
the top and then exit the area.
AREA 5: BABY DELIVERY ROOM - ROOM 1
Blast all the nurses and orderlies to clear the area. To get the head
nurse away from the back room, jump on all the pregnant mothers and
keep bouncing on each one until all the babies and a Bolt pop out
(don't bother with Bonnie).
When all babies are delivered (EEWW!), blast the head nurse and then
exit the area.
AREA 6: BABY DELIVERY ROOM - ROOM 2
Jump on the pregnant mother's bellies to unleash some rockets (WHAT!)
to clear the blocking shelves. Blast the orderlies and the nurses that
are healing them.
Do the same thing in the next area and then exit the room.
AREA 7: RED LASER HALL - ROOM 2
The lasers here are placed in tricky places. Blast the mirrors in
certain directions until you hit the control panels.
Continue blasting nurses and orderlies while bouncing your shots
towards the control panels. Once all panels are shut down, exit the
area.
--OBJECTIVE: GET THE MRI POWER COIL
AREA 8: THE MRI ROOM
Uh-oh, it's QUAGMIRE! Grab any Bolts in the room and then use Mind-
Control to control Quagmire. Walk up to each of the three nurses and
talk to them (HUH-HUH, GIGGITY!) to get them to electrocute themselves
(poor Glen!).
To turn off the laser switch, you need one more person. Sorry, but you
gotta use Quagmire. Steer him towards the laser to clear the switch
path. Turn the switch OFF and then grab the MRI coil in the machine.
Exit the room to finish the level.
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+++ LEVEL 3 - THE POLICE STATION - PART 1 +++
_ ___ __ __ ___ _ ____
| | | __| / /| __|| | |__ /
| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ |_
|____||___| _/ |___||____| |___/
--OBJECTIVE: KEEP OUT OF THE SIGHT OF OTHER CHARACTERS
AREA 1: PRISON CELLS - ROOM 1
Now it's time for some Tactical Action Espionage! Observe the action of
each prisoner.
The first one is a dummy, so no problems. The second prisoner pops his
head in and out of the hole he's digging. The third prisoner walks in
circles (switching directions every few seconds) and the fourth
prisoner is reading a newspaper while taking a massive shit. Time
Brian's movements accordingly to sneak past them all.
AREA 2: THE SHOWER ROOM - ROOM 1
Non-Sequitur time!
+++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: BURY THE BLAIR FIST PROJECT ++
Two buttons will appear above Brian's head. Press them quickly when
prompted to get Brian to bury the film. SUCCESS!
If the Non-Sequitur was successful, Brian will be semi-invisible for a
few seconds, so TAKE ADVANTAGE. Use the Analog Stick to move the camera
around and see the other prisoner's soapy movements (oh dear GOD!).
Head for the door and exit!
AREA 3: THE SHOWER ROOM - ROOM 2
Watch the prisoner's movements as they run around (this just gets gayer
and gayer) and move in when they're in sight. Get to the door on the
other side and exit.
AREA 4: THE SHOWER ROOM - ROOM 3
CHRIST! How many shower rooms can one prison have This room is a
combination (soaping and running) with hidden prisoners in the towel
gurneys. Time your movements and then exit the room.
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT ALL CLUE FILES AND AVOID DETECTION
AREA 5: PRISON CELLS - ROOM 2
Don't let your eyes deceive you! Even though the first prisoner looks
like he's dead, he's NOT! The second prisoner (y'know, the bear that
was humping Chris's teacher) plays his harmonica and then stops to
look around. The third prisoner is the same guy from the first prison
room who was digging the hole.
To get the guard away from the door, sneak up to the control panel next
to the set of TV's and activate the Women's Shower Cam. HIDE UNDER THE
TABLE NEXT TO THE SWITCH! When he's distracted, exit the room.
AREA 6: POLICE OFFICES
The police office is a big mess (as in stacks of boxes) of a maze.
Brian should begin by sneaking through the middle section (watch for
the cop). Hide under desks as necessary. Steer to the bottom of the
area to find the next clue file.
To exit the area, slowly sneak past Mayor Adam West and then head for
the door.
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+++ LEVEL 4 - THE HOSPITAL - PART 2 +++
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| | | __| / /| __|| | | | |
| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ |_ _|
|____||___| _/ |___||____| |_|
--OBJECTIVE: FIND THE PARTS TO REPAIR THE LIPOSUCTION MACHINES
AREA 1: THE LIPOSUCTION ROOM
There's nothing to do here except grab Bolts floating in the shitloads
of body fat on the floor. Grab them if you want and then head for the
red double doors to the next area.
This area is a large river of FAT. Either jump and glide your way to
the other side or you can try swimming in fat (although swimming can be
much harder since the controls get crazy). Get to the other side and
grab the machine part and exit.
In the next area, it's the same deal, only there are red gas bombs
(which you can destroy with the Ray gun) in the river of fat. Make your
way to the other side and grab the machine part and exit.
In this last area, you only have a few seconds to get the last machine
part on the other side. Take your chances and quickly swim through the
river of fat (while shooting and dodging the red bombs) and grab that
last machine part. Exit the door and then head for the Security doors.
--OBJECTIVE: FIND THE WAY OUT OF THE MORGUE
AREA 2: THE MORGUE
Blast the two orderlies and then press the buttons next to the corpse
doors to open them. Pressing each one presents either Bolts or a few
familiar characters (like Herbert the pedophile and the Vaudeville
guy). Have Stewie enter the third door on the top and he'll be
transferred to the other side (that caveman looks familiar).
In the next room, do the same thing. (Press the other buttons to see
Death, Krusty the Klown, and MEG!) Press the button on the top right to
get transported to the top.
Jump to the next gurney table to get transported back to the first
room. Jump and glide to the open door on the right to finally get to
the exit. Blast the orderlies out of the way and exit.
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA 3: THE ENEMY ROOM
Just like in GTA: San Andreas, you'll have to blast three waves of
nurses and orderlies. After the last one is smoked, exit the room.
--OBJECTIVE: REMOVE ALL WITNESSES
AREA 4: PETER'S ROOM
Approach either machine and activate it to summon Death. Use Mind-
Control on Death and steer him towards the nurses to kill each one.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: A SEXY PARTY ++
Move Stewie onto the moving star on the floor to complete the mini-
game. SUCCESS!
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+++ LEVEL 5 - OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL +++
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| | | __| / /| __|| | | __|
| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ |__
|____||___| _/ |___||____| |___/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
There's really only one thing to do in this level: KICK SOME ASS!
Destroy and hurt everyone and everything you see: Men, women, kids,
grannies, grandpas, pedestrians, church people, food vendors, and cops
(do not, I repeat, DO NOT mess with God).
The strategy for little kids is to kick them. For elderly people, just
punch and kick them. For the others, use combos and Spin Attacks.
Keep going down the street and hurting the bastards until you reach the
Drunken Clam area. You'll encounter someone wearing a large clam
costume. Smash him up and then you'll enter a slow-motion screen.
Rapidly tap the buttons indicated onscreen to open the clam and punch
the shit out the guy inside.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: OPEN THE CAN OF TUNA ++
Press the two buttons indicated on the screen RAPIDLY to destroy the
tuna can. SUCCESS!
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+++ LEVEL 6 - THE POLICE STATION - PART 2 +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ / _
|____||___| _/ |___||____| ___/
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT ALL CLUE FILES AND AVOID DETECTION
AREA 1: EVIDENCE ROOM
There are three file to collect. The first one is on the right side of
the room (above from the officer "burning" evidence). Sneak past the
cops and grab the first file.
The second file is just above where the first one was located. Watch
the circling cop and then grab the file. Head for the middle of the
room to activate a Non-Sequitur!
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: THIS IS WHY I DON'T VOTE ++
Simply move the Analog Stick in the left or right direction to avoid
Lincoln catching you. SUCCESS!
Grab the third file just near the rockets and head for the desk with
the blow-up doll. Activate it to distract the officer near the exit.
Sneak around the officer, grab the lampshade and exit.
AREA 2: BOOKING ROOM
With the lampshade on hand (or head, actually), I recommend crawling
through the area instead of standing. There are four files to obtain:
the first one is at the top of the room next to the guy digging the
hole.
The second file is behind the desk at the bottom of the office (with
the sleeping cop under the desk). The third file is at the very bottom
right side of the office and the fourth file is just above where Sea
Breeze is located.
After getting all files walk up to Sea Breeze to talk to her. After
that, exit the room to the next area.
AREA 3: THE POLICE LOCKERS
Open the locker next to the rocket launcher to find the first file. To
exit this area, open the locker door in the middle of the room to drop
the witch's hat (on top of the locker) on one of the officers.
As his buddies beat him, walk up to the pimp hat and put it on.
AREA 4: THE LOBBY
Hey, it's Mrs. Lockheart! Anyway, sneaking past this area can take some
trial and error (and a shitload of piss, literally). You need to sneak
past Joe and head for the double door exit. It may take a few tries but
there's really no strategy other than to use the shadows in the middle
of the room. Exit the room to finish the level.
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+++ LEVEL 7 - PETER'S INTERNAL SYSTEM - PART 1 +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ / /
|____||___| _/ |___||____| /_/
--OBJECTIVE: CROSS THE LAKE WITHOUT DROWNING
Stewie won't drown automatically but he'll lose HP if he keeps falling
into the acid. Double jump and glide your way to the other side and
exit the area. Just near the exit are a couple of platforms. Use them
if you want to get more Bolts hidden above.
AREA: PATH TO THE SPHINCTER
It doesn't get any grosser than that, folks. Swim your way down the
pathway while blasting cell walls. Once you reach the sphincter, jump
on the green gelatinous thing to open it and then exit.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: BIDDING ON THE LASER ++
Move Stewie behind the chair with the star on the right side and then
press the indicated button to win the bid (or not). SUCCESS!
AREA: LUNGS
The sphincter leads to the lungs Huh This area will take a couple of
tries to figure out how to get to the top, but at least there's no
complicated jumping. About halfway through the top, you'll see a white
platform. Stepping on it will relieve you of having to jump all the way
back up if you fall again.
Make your way to the top and exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: NAVIGATE THE HAZARDS
AREA: PATH TO THE BRAIN
Swim through the cell walls and take the RIGHT path. Blast anything in
the way until you reach the BRAIN. Open it by jumping onto the
gelatinous green thing and then glide to the opening before it closes.
AREA: PETER'S BRAIN
--OBJECTIVE: KILL ALL THE LOISES TO LEAVE THE ROOM
Well, what are you waiting for Kill all the Loises! When you shoot
Lois, she multiplies into different personalities. Blast them all to
clear the area. Head for the top of the room and look for a grapple
point. Grapple up and then exit.
--OBJECTIVE: GET THE BLOOD FLOWING TO THE TESTICLES
The point of this mini-game is to get each of the three guys (Peter's
dad, Cleveland, and Greased-Up Deaf Guy) past the football field in one
piece. Use Mind-Control on either one and steer each one past the food
baddies to the touchdown area to get the blood flowing.
Jump into the testicle valve to exit the area. I can't believe I just
said that.
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+++ LEVEL 8 - SPOONER STREET +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ / _
|____||___| _/ |___||____| ___/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
Bash on the kids and parents all over the place and then head for the
soccer field. Smash Herbert the pedophile and then head into the middle
of the field for a battle royale! Destroy all the kids and those
goddamn soccer moms until all are dead!
When the smoke clears, exit the soccer field and head for the port-a-
potty. Get ready for some button memorization:
--#1: SQUARE X CIRCLE X SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE
--#2: SQUARE X CIRCLE X SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE X X X SQUARE TRIANGLE
TRIANGLE
--#3: SQUARE X CIRCLE X SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE X X X SQUARE TRIANGLE
TRIANGLE SQUARE X CIRCLE X SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE
SHIT!
Once all that's done and taken care of, go back on the street and fight
some more people. As you head for the Griffin household, you'll
encounter SWAT team guys. Use the Leg Sweep technique on them for
faster results. Keep fighting until the butthole with the clam costume
shows up. Do the same thing from the previous fight with him to trigger
another Non-Sequitur.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: GET THE GAZELLE ++
Move the Analog Stick in the direction that the gazelle is running and
press the button shown onscreen to bash it to death. SUCCESS!
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+++ LEVEL 9 - CHANNEL 5 BUILDING - PART 1 +++
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| |__ | _| V / | _| | |__ _, /
|____||___| _/ |___||____| /_/
--OBJECTIVE: KEEP OUT OF THE SIGHT OF OTHER CHARACTERS
AREA 1: OUTSIDE CHANNEL 5 BUILDING
For this section, it's real easy. Just near where Brian is standing are
a bunch of large green bushes. See them Sneak into the bushes and
follow the wall until you reach the water pressure valve.
Turn the valve to activate the sprinklers and distract those poor
excuses for cops. Sneak around the area and head for the van next to
where the cheerleaders are standing. Grab the costume and then head for
the security guard at the front gate and talk to him.
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT ALL TAPES AND AVOID DETECTION
AREA 2: CHANNEL 5 NEWSROOM
You need to obtain two videotapes. The first one is just near Brian and
the other one is on the other side. To get there, you need to distract
Diane Simmons.
Sneak up to the camera on the right (from where Diane isn't looking)
and turn it on. Sneak in front of the newsdesk and then hide under the
table in the next area.
When the coast is clear, grab the Peanut-Butter-Jelly banana suit and
grab the second videotape. Avoid touching anyone and then exit the
room.
AREA 3: CHANNEL 5 DANCE SHOW SET (Opie)
Time to get the par-tay started! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Head for the
turntables and activate it to start the party. To grab each tape
without pissing yourself, you'll have to run up to each one quickly
before the Bone Meter fills up.
To get the third tape on the dance floor, use the stairs on the RIGHT
side. Keep running to keep the meter from filling up. Grab the tape and
exit the room.
AREA 4: SMASHERS AND SAW SET
Simply run past the smashers and duck underneath the saws and get to
the other side. Activate the switch to drop the bad guy and trigger
another Non-Sequitur.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: TASTE MY SMOKED MEAT LOG ++
Have Brian walk up to the customer and then press the button shown
onscreen to offer some meat. SUCCESS!
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+++ LEVEL 10 - CHEESIE CHARLIE'S +++
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--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA: ARCADE AND PLAYROOM
The moms and cops in this area are pretty ruthless, so it's time to put
out the Spin Attack. When Peter gets surrounded by adults use the Spin
Attack to clear the area (it's faster than using combos). After
clearing the ball pit area, Peter acquires the Charge Attack.
When you reach the Whack-A-Mole area, use the newly acquired Charge
Attack to bash all four moles at once. Once that's done, clear off the
rest of the area and then exit.
AREA: DINING ROOM
Smash up all the tables and chairs and everyone else. Smack the crap
out of the band onstage too! When you reach the area with the
blindfolded girl, use dropkicks to rid of her stupid ass.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: SIT! ++
Press the button indicated onscreen RAPIDLY to have Peter jump onto the
chair. SUCCESS!
AREA: CHEESIE CHARLIE'S DUNGEON
Bash all the kids until you reach the Snake Pit area. To get past this
area, you need to kick the chain handle with the red sign. It'll drop
some kids into the snake pit and make a walkway to the next area.
Continue through the snake pit area up to the end. Beat the Toddler
Smash game and then head to the end of the hall. You'll face off
against some costumed characters. Smack them up and then defeat them
the same way as the guy in the clam costume.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: THANK THE LORD! ++
Press the two buttons shown onscreen rapidly to beat this mini-game. GO
GOD, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! (And the Hare-Krishna, too.)
AREA: DUNGEON DINING ROOM
Eliminate the rest of the kids and dispose of the multiplying
magicians. At the end of the hall, drop kick the guy in the devil
costume to trigger the next battle.
AREA: BELVEDERE HELL
Smash and bash through all the Belvedere heads (don't jump into the
lava!) until the master Belvedere head appears and swallows you.
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+++ LEVEL 11 - PETER'S INTERNAL SYSTEM - PART 2 +++
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| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | | |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|_|
--OBJECTIVE: NAVIGATE THE HAZARDS
Swim your way to the end of path and open up the door to the LUNG (you
know how to do it by now, right) and enter.
AREA: THE LUNG
Make your way to the bottom of the level. Blast the cells in the way
and jump on those gelatinous green things to open the doors. For the
last door, the green thing is hidden just to the upper left of the
sandbags where the little kids were. Jump on it and exit.
The next area is mixture of swimming and land walking. Blast your way
to the end of the path while avoiding the blood cells and spikes. Jump
on the green thing and exit.
AREA: THE BLADDER
Eliminate the little suckers behind the sandbags and steer towards the
end of the walkway. Now jump and glide your way across the river of
urine to the other side. Blast the rejects out of the way and exit.
--OBJECTIVE: KILL THE ENEMY BEFORE HE ESCAPES
Swim and blast your way to the end. The trick is to take the LEFT path
when the other guy turns right. Use the Speed Boosters and blast your
way to the end. When at the door, blast the snitch! Now exit the area.
AREA: THE TESTICLES
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: MARCO POLO ++
Swim around Helen Keller and press the button onscreen. DO NOT TOUCH
HER! SUCCESS!
--OBJECTIVES: KILL ALL ENEMIES AND AVOID LANDMINES
You have to eliminate 5 waves of enemies. Use the landmines to your
advantage and NEVER stop moving or shooting. Once the coast is clear,
exit the area.
--OBJECTIVES: DISABLE LASERS AND KILL ALL ENEMIES TO PROGRESS
AREA: LASER GRID AREA
Blast all the infants in the way and head to the laser door. Stand to
the left of the lasers and shoot at a 45 degree angle to bounce your
shots to the control panel.
Shoot your way past two more laser-filled areas and make it to the end
of the maze. The last control panel is hidden on the top. Look for the
white platform and then use a charged Grenade shot to destroy it. Exit
the area.
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+++ LEVEL 12 - CHANNEL 5 BUILDING - PART 2 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ ____
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |___
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | __) |
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | |/ __/
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|_____|
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT ALL TAPES AND AVOID DETECTION
AREA: JOLLY FARM REVUE SET (AMERICAN-IZED VERSION)
Sneaking around this set can be frustrating but it isn't difficult.
First, hide behind the desk next to Brian and watch the guy that's
moving up and down the set.
When the guy turns around, run under the table and then grab the bush
prop when the coast is clear. Slowly sneak to the first tape sitting
right next to the guy in the pig costume. You have to wait for the
director to yell "CUT!" in order to move freely.
After grabbing the first tape, wait for the director to say "CUT!" and
then slowly walk in FRONT of the guy in the pig costume (make sure
Mother Mary is not near the area) and then stop in front of the
barnyard prop. Wait for another "CUT!" and then slowly sneak to the
next tape in the right-center of the stage. Watch out for those two
kids!
The third tape is away from the set. Grab it and then go to the top of
the area and activate the switch for the sandbags. Now exit the area.
AREA: TV CONTROL ROOM
This next area is also frustrating. It takes nothing but trial and
error to get through this area. There are two tapes on the top of the
room and three at the bottom.
Collect the first four in any way you see fit. After obtaining the
fourth, use the phone on the lone console to make a crank call. The
fifth tape is on the very bottom-left corner. Grab it and carefully
exit the area.
AREA: MAKE-UP ROOM
There are four rooms to get through. Each room has at least two tapes
to obtain. There's one in Jesus' room, two in the pirate guy's room,
one in the clown's room, two in Trisha Takanawa's room, and one in
Diane Simmon's room. Simply use fast moves to get each tape and then
head to the next room.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: THIS BLOWS! ++
Rotate the Left Analog Stick in a 360 degree circle clockwise RAPIDLY!
Blow the wind away from Peter to win the game. SUCCESS!
If you didn't win the Non-Sequitur, the last room will be a bitch to
get through. If you did, simply run and get the last video and then
exit through the door.
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+++ LEVEL 13 - GERONIMO'S PALACE - PART 1 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ _____
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |___ /
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | |_
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | |___) |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|____/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA: CASINO LOBBY AREA
Demolish all the elderly people and Indians in the way. Remember to use
the Spin Attack or Charge Spin if Peter gets surrounded. Make it to the
end of the hall and exit.
AREA: UPPER CASINO
Eliminate more elderly people and Indians until you reach the area with
the elevator. Clear the area and then enter the elevator.
AREA: CASINO ELEVATOR
More enemies will come crashing down. Use Spin Attacks to lessen the
herd and to trigger another Non-Sequitur!
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: THE DISCO BALL ++
Simply bash the button indicated onscreen rapidly to smash the disco
ball into pieces. SUCCESS!
Continue smashing the bad guys into pieces and then exit the elevator.
BATHROOM BREAK!
AREA: UPPER CASINO FLOOR/WEDDING CHOP-EL
Continue smashing your way through the floor until you reach the chapel
entrance. It's redneck wedding ho-down! Or is it hootnanny Destroy
everyone in your path to end the level.
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+++ LEVEL 14 - BERTRAM'S LAIR - PART 1 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ _ _
| | | ____ / / ____| | / | || |
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | || |_
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | |__ _|
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_| |_|
--OBJECTIVE: DESTROY THE METAL DETECTOR/KILL THE GUARDS
Use Mind Control on Meg, the Gold-Man, and Jake Tucker to trigger
Stewie's anger. When Stewie throws down, target one of the guards and
launch a grenade. Activate the switch next to the door and enter the
compound.
--OBJECTIVE: DESTROY THE ENEMIES TO PROGRESS THROUGH THE HALL
AREA: THE ENTRANCE
Step onto the circular hoverpod. Move it with the Analog Stick to hover
through the large chasm. Shoot all the enemies in the way and toss
grenades into the turrets to destroy them.
At the end of the area, destroy the remaining turrets and Trisha
Takanawa. Land your hoverpod and shoot the large crate. Exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: DESTROY ALL CLONE MACHINES AND ACTIVATE ALL THREE BUTTONS
AREA: CLONING ROOM
Blast all the turds in your way and head for the large machines with
yellow and black stripes. There are about 6 of them throughout the
room. Destroy them to stop the enemies from spawning.
Once that's done, it's time to activate the three switches. All three
switches are located above each spinning machine in the middle of the
room. Go to the wall on the right or left side to find a button.
Activate the button to lower a platform. Jump onto it and then wait and
jump to the next platform. Jump on top of the spinning machine to turn
the button green. Jump and glide to the other two buttons and activate
them. Now exit on to the door on top of thee room.
--OBJECTIVE: ACTIVATE THE SLALOMS TO PROGRESS THROUGH THE HALL
AREA: TOXIC SLUDGE ROOM
Jump into the water to get start the sled mini-game. Steer Stewie
through the toxic waste. Between the gaps is a Grapple hook, so be sure
to grapple on or get killed.
When Stewie reaches the second area, you'll see several metal detector-
type objects in the toxic waste. Steer Stewie in between them to
activate each one and to open the door to the next area.
Do this three more time to reach to the end of the hall. Exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: USE REFLECTION TO GET PAST THE LASERS
AREA: LASER MIRROR ROOM
Use the mirrors again to bounce your beams and destroy the lasers and
the turrets. Head to the back of the room and destroy the cloning pods
and then activate the platform to lower it.
Get on the platform and jump to the top Activate the door switch and
enter the next area. Do the same thing here and then head to the top of
the room to trigger a Non-Sequitur.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: DUCK! ++
When Stewie starts walking, press the button onscreen to DUCK! Do it
three times to successfully make it to the end of the line. SUCCESS!
One more laser room to go. Blast the turrets and then disable the
lasers. Destroy the cloning pods and then exit the room.
--OBJECTIVE: PICKUP AS MANY WEAPONS PARTS AND GET TO THE DOOR
AREA: THE ARMORY
Time to get some nifty upgrades to the Ray Gun. There are no lasers
here, so work your way around the maze and collect all the Wrench
Icons. There should be about 300 Bolts worth of free stuff here, so go
crazy!
Once you're done, exit the room to the next area.
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES TO LEAVE THIS ROOM
AREA: THE NURSERY
Time to paint the walls red! Blast your way through endless enemies
until no one is left. Once Death shows, he'll give you a Wrench Icon.
Now exit the room.
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+++ LEVEL 15 - GERONIMO'S PALACE - PART 2 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ ____
| | | ____ / / ____| | / | ___|
| | | _| / /| _| | | | |___
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | |___) |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|____/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA: CASINO BUFFET
Smash and spin your way through the buffet line all the way to the end
of the hall. At the end of the hall, you'll encounter Gandhi in a
hotdog eating contest.
Grab as many hotdogs as you can and beat that cheapskate bitch at his
own game to acquire a new attack: Food Frenzy. Demolish him and then
exit the area.
AREA: CASINO ELEVATOR
Beat on some lowlife bad guys until Peter triggers a Non-Sequitur!
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: PRESS ANY BUTTON ++
Exactly like Peter said: just press any button. YAAY!!
Defeat any remaining enemies and then exit the elevator.
AREA: UPPER CASINO
Obliterate everyone in sight and head for the other side of the hall.
You'll be bombarded with rockets until you destroy the rocket launcher
near the exit. First, defeat the Indian casino owner (in the blue suit)
using the slow-motion screen.
Defeat everyone else and then exit the area. Now it's time for the
first boss fight of the game!
AREA: WRESTLING RING
You'll face off against the strongmen brothers (or whatever they're
called). Simply use the Spin Attack moves and then finish each of them
off using slow-motion screen.
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+++ LEVEL 16 - QUAHOG RACE TRACK - PART 1 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ __
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |/ /_
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | '_
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | | (_) |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|___/
--OBJECTIVE: COLLECT ALL TICKET STUBS
AREA: BETTING AREA
To get all 5 ticket stubs, grab the first two just near Brian's
starting point. Take the left path (where you see Tom Tucker walking
around) and sneak past him to the first betting line.
Watch the movements of the people and then sneak around the velvet
ropes to get each ticket. With all 5 tickets on hand, exit the area.
AREA: HIGH ROLLER ROOM
There are three ticket stubs in this room. Grab the one closest to
Brian and hide behind the chair. Watch Carter Pewterschidt's movements
and then grab the ticket next to the lampshade and run back behind the
couch.
Wait for the high class lady to turn around and then grab the last stub
and exit the room.
AREA: DOG TRACK BAR
Grab the stub in the lower area first and then sneak around the other
side. Quickly grab the stub on the lower left side of the room and then
grab the stub hidden behind the bar counter and exit the room.
AREA: MONEY COUNTING ROOM
Grab the stubs near the furniture. Use the shadows of the couches and
watch the movements of the guests. Grab the second stub in the lower
left corner and then grab the one near the exit and exit.
AREA: MAYOR ADAM WEST SURVEILLANCE ROOM
Grab the nearest stub and then head towards the Mayor to trigger a Non-
Sequitur!
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: GRAB THE KEYS ++
Press the button shown onscreen when it flashes to grab the keys.
SUCCESS!
Watch Mayor West's movements and then grab the stubs when the coast is
clear. Grab the last stub near the exit and exit the area.
AREA: DOG TRACK BOX 5
This area is much easier, you just need to watch the movements of the
waiters and then grab the stubs. Exit the area.
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+++ LEVEL 17 - BERTRAM'S LAIR - PART 2 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ _____
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |___ |
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | / /
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | | / /
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|/_/
--OBJECTIVE: KILL ALL ENEMIES AND GET TO THE TOP PLATFORM
Blast all the bungholes outta the way to clear the area. To reach the
top, you need to use the moving platforms in front of the room.
Follow these directions: Activate the button on the right side to lower
the right platform and jump on. At the top, jump and glide to the ledge
on the right. Press the switch button on the wall to deactivate the
magnetic field on the left side.
Jump back down and then press the button on the right. As the platform
is coming down, press the button on the left (this will make the left
platform go UP). Quickly jump to the right platform and go to the top.
Glide to the left platform and then quickly glide to the upper area of
the left side (where you deactivated the magnetic field). Press the
button to lower the nearby platform and then jump to the top of the
room. Eliminate all the baddies and the turrets and then exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: QUICKLY SLIDE THROUGH THE TUBE AND AVOID THE OBSTACLES
AREA: POISON GAS SLIDE
Slide down the tube while avoiding the barrels. Grab the Health packs
scattered in the path to avoid losing too much health from the gas.
Make it to the end.
--OBJECTIVE: PROGRESS UPWARD TO THE EXIT WHILE AVOIDING OBSTACLES
AREA: SAWMILL 1
Here we go again. Glide past the spikes and grapple to the next ledge.
Blast all the enemies in the way to the next side and grapple up.
Glide past each buzzsaw to the end and grapple up. On the next ledge,
avoid getting smashed by the smashers (no shit!) and head for the other
end and grapple on.
At the very top ledge, just glide to each piston and then glide to the
exit to the next area.
AREA: SAWMILL 2
Use grenades to eliminate the turrets and then head for the end of the
room. Jump and grapple to the top and you'll encounter Bertram. Make it
to the top and blast anyone in the way.
--OBJECTIVE: DESTROY THE GLASS DOME SHIELDING RUPERT
Blast the glass shielding Rupert in any way you can. Avoid getting too
close to the smoke and watch the electric floor. Other than that, keep
shooting through the small hole to free Rupert.
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+++ LEVEL 18 - QUAHOG HARBOR +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ ___
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |( _ )
| | | _| / /| _| | | | |/ _
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | | (_) |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_|___/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA: DOCKS
It's clobberin' time! Wipe out all those seamen (I said seamen, pfft)
and continue through the docks.
Eliminate all those costumed food people in slow-motion screen and bust
through. Keep busting heads until you reach the end of the harbor with
the two killer seals.
Defeat both seals to open the bridge. In the next part, you will
encounter flying swordfish and beer. Avoid the swordish falling from
the sky and just focus on catching the beer mugs. Missing one beer mug
will automatically FAIL you, so keep an eye! Complete three waves of
beer catching to trigger a Non-Sequitur.
++ NON-SEQUITUR MINI-GAME: GRAB THE GRIDDLE ++
Watch Peter's hand and press the button onscreen when it's near the
griddle to grab it. SUCCESS!
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+++ LEVEL 19 - QUAHOG RACE TRACK - PART 2 +++
_ _______ _______ _ _ ___
| | | ____ / / ____| | / |/ _
| | | _| / /| _| | | | | (_) |
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ | |__, |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_| /_/
--OBJECTIVE: AVOID DETECTION WHILE COLLECTING ALL STUBS AND THE COSTUME
AREA: REFRESHMENTS AREA
Watch the movements of that goddamn Greased-Up Deaf Guy. He can
definitely ruin everything for you if you get careless.
When it's clear, run up to the trashcan located next to the popcorn
machine and hide behind it. When it's clear, go to the popcorn machine
to set it on fire. Now go behind the counter and get the vendor
costume.
With costume on hand, walk around the area and collect the stubs. DO
NOT come in contact with the GUDG or the cops. Now exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: TO SERVE SOMEONE, FACE THEM AND PRESS TRIANGLE
AREA: RACE TRACK STANDS
The stubs are scattered in this small area. Each person that calls for
you, walk up to them (remember to face them or you'll fail) and serve
their food. There's no time limit so try not to rush. Serve all the
people (while collecting stubs) that call you to end this sequence.
--OBJECTIVE: DRUG THE DISHES AND COLLECT THE COSTUME WHILE AVOIDING
DETECTION
AREA: DOG KENNEL AREA
After much trial and error in this part of the level, this is the
strategy I found most effective. There are four dog bowls on the top of
the room, two on the bottom left, and one of the bottom right (next to
the trophy).
Drug the two bowls on the bottom left first! Then go back to the
entrance and drug the four bowls one-by-one on the top of the room. Use
the shadows frequently.
For the last bowl, sneak between the area where Trisha Takanawa and her
cameraman are standing to find the Kennel Trophy. Approach the trophy
and have Brian piss on it to distract the cleaner blocking the exit.
Stay hidden until the coast is clear to drug the last bowl. Now make a
quick run to the exit door and grab the disguise and exit the area.
--OBJECTIVE: WIN THE RACE
Does it look that hard to accomplish
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+++ LEVEL 20 - QUAHOG BEACH +++
_ _______ _______ _ ____ ___
| | | ____ / / ____| | |___ / _
| | | _| / /| _| | | __) | | | |
| |___| |___ V / | |___| |___ / __/| |_| |
|_____|_____| _/ |_____|_____| |_____|___/
--OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL ENEMIES
AREA: THE BEACH
This next area will be quite frustrating. But keep fighting all those
beach bums all the way to the end of the beach.
AREA: DAGGERMOUTH'S CAVE
It's BOSS FIGHT TIME! Peter versus the Black Knight. Simply use the
Spin Attack to lower his health dramatically. When the slow-motion
screen appears, press the buttons show onscreen in the order shown to
defeat the Black Knight. It's not a hard as it looks.
Looooong