GRAND THEFT AUTO:
SAN ANDREAS
Secrets/fun things guide
By: GoodGamerGuy
Copyright Andrew O Hart 22/11/04
Last updated: 12/18/04
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Version 0.10: Just started. You can add anything you think is fun by
Going to my address.
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Version 0.25: I have done a lot and have a few contributions. Keep
Them coming.
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Version 0.90: I have nearly finished and still need more
Contributions.
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Version 1.0: I have now finished but it will be updated a lot. Keep
Sending stuff in please.
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Version 1.25: Replaced the miscellaneous section with Glitches and
Secrets has been changed To myths but secrets are still here.
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Version 1.50: I have added a single player section just because
Everybody who posted had the category on single player most of the time.
Version 1.75: I have added two new sections; photos and an faq section.
Version 1.90: I have added two sections, Girlfriends and 100% complete.
Version 2.00: I have added a section called Leading to GTA:4
Version 2.20: I put in a weapons part.
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Version 2.40: I have had to take down the Review, Next GTA,
and change My Favorite Things To do to Favorite Things Anywhere.
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Version 2.50: Photos section has to be taken down due to I am not able to
get pictures up.
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Version 2.60: I have rearranged my guide into a better order.
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Version 2.70: I have added some new new things.
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Version 2.75: I have put in more thing's.
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Version 2.90: I have added a new section, Rare car's and have put
in more fun things, glitches and secret's.
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Version 3.00: I have got alot more contributations so keep them
coming guy's.
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Version 3.25: I have had a pile of contributation's sent in. They
are now in the guide.
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Version 3.50: I have added a Car Mod and a Property's chapter.
Also I have added a few new things to the rare care section.
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Chapters.
Intro: Well, it sort of explains itself really.
Chapter 1: Cars.
Chapter 2: Cheats.
Chapter 3: Do's and Dont's.
Chapter 4: FAQ.
Chapter 5: Fun things anywhere.
Chapter 6: Funny Things.
Chapter 7: Girlfriends.
Chapter 8: Girlfriend Gravyard.
Chapter 9: Glitches.
Chapter 10: Los Santos fun stuff.
Chapter 11: San Fierro fun stuff.
Chapter 12: Los Venturas fun stuff.
Chapter 13: Missions.
Chapter 14: Moderation.
Chapter 15: Pedestrians.
Chapter 16: Police Chases.
Chapter 17: Planes.
Chapter 18: Propertys.
Chapter 19: Rare vehicle's.
Chapter 20: Secrets.
Chapter 21: Single player.
Chapter 22: Some Myths.
Chapter 23: Stories.
Chapter 24: The Country fun stuff.
Chapter 25: The Desert fun stuff.
Chapter 26: Two-Player Mode.
Chapter 27: Unlockables.
Chapter 28: Weapons.
Chapter 29: 100% Completion.
Outro: Oh. Too bad, its over, Fin, Now go to bed.
*NOTE* Press CTRL+F and you can search for something from
the above.
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Intro
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Hello and welcome to my guide. As you may or may not know, this is my
first guide and I decided to make it for the best game in the world...
GTA: San Andreas.
This is my favourite game because of its freedom.
You can stroll over to some guy pull him out of a car get the army
after you and drive into the sea and survive it all. That's what
makes it so fun and enjoyable. Now let us begin by saying that if you
wish to contact me, you can send me an email to my address at
andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com and if you see a spelling mistake
or a wrong fact please send that in as well.
But please remember the way I want the email is like this:
Name: The name of it.
Category: what ever you want from the chapters list.
What you need: Whatever you need to do it.
What you do: post what you like doing there.
Tip: What will help the player.
Easy enough I suppose. Now please don't flame me but I do think there
is leather face but not a Bigfoot. Weird things happened to me at the
Penticon, as you will find out once you read the Stories section of
the guide. Now you can read on a head to see some fun things to do.
*NOTE* If you dont send me a tip I will put one in for you*Note*
*Note* This guide contains spoilers such as charecters etc*Note*
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Chapter 1: Cars
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I have put in the car section for fun things to do in cars.
This section will be fairly small, as I can't think
of much stuff to do.
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High faller
Fun rating: *********
What you need: A plane or helicopter.
What you do: Fly your vehicle of choice up very high.
Now whenever you want to just hop out. Now you will
Fall for a minute. What you have to do is try land on a car.
When you do you will die but the car will fall apart.
Tip: Fall over the highway.
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Stuntman
Fun rating: ******
What you need: A car.
What you do: Go around and do jumps.
Easy enough.
Tip: Try the Country and Desert.
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Pick me up Scotty.
Fun rating: *******
What you need: A pick up truck.
What you do: Go up to somebody in a car and
Latch them up to the pick up. Now drive them to
a cliff and drop them off it. It is quite funny.
Tip: Bring them to the top of Mt. Chiliad.
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Tractor Trouble
Fun rating: *********
What you need: Tractor.
What you do: Get in your tractor of choice.
Now bring the latch on the back of it to the
bottom using the right anolog stick. Reverse into
any other veicle except for a truck or a bike
because you cant latch onto a bike.
Now try killing or scaring the people inside
the car for fun. Try hanging them off the side of
Mt. Chiliad, Drown them in a river or go onto
the train tracks and blow them away when the
next train come's.
Tip: Stay in the country for more fun.
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Car jumper
Fun rating: ******
What you need: Nothing.
What you do: Go to a highway of your choice.
Now jump onto any car you see. Let the car drive away.
Now whenever your ready just try and jump to another
car in any direction. Count the amount of times you
can do it without falling off.
Tip: Get a friend, now take it in turns and see how
who gets the most jumps(Not in two player.)
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Car shooter
Fun rating: ****
What you need: Any weapon except explosives.
What you do: Do the same as the one above.
Except this time dont jump to another car.
Now you have to try shoot the other car's gas
tank and blow it up.
Tip: Try doing the same as in the one above.
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Matrix Man
Fun rating: ***
What you need: A car and a friend with a gun.
What you do: Get in two player mode. Now one person get in the
car and the other stays out. Now the person out of the car holds
R1 and then the person in the car runs him over. The person in aim
mode looks like they are in the Matrix with them lying on the ground
with their arms out. Its not really fun but its nice to see it.
Tip: Has to be done fast so you can see it.
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Contributor Central
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Have you got some things that you like doing in or out of cars.
Well send them into andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
Nearly all will be put up.
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Sewer Shot
Sent in by TimmyVermiceli
What you need: I nice modded car.
What you do: Take a fast car like a Bullet or
Banshee etc. down to the dry sewers in Los Santos.
How fast can you go?
Tip: Mod your car from better effect.
Thanks go to TimmyVermiceli.
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Chapter 2: Cheat's
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Hello, this chapter was put in because the cheats make the game
A lot more fun. Here are most of the cheats.
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R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
$250,000, full health and armour.
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R1, R1, Circle, L1, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down
4 stars wanted level.
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R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2
Aggressive Traffic.
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Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1
All Traffic Lights Stay Green.
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Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1
All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles)
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Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle
Black Traffic.
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Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2
Cars on Water.
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Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1
Commit Suicide.
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R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1
Destroy Cars.
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Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1
Faster Cars.
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Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1,
Triangle, O, Triangle
Faster Clock.
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Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square
Faster Gameplay.
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R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle
Flying Boats.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X
Fog.
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R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down
Lower Wanted Level.
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R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Right, Down, Up
More Respect.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square
Morning.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle
Night.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down
Noon.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square
Overcast.
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Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2
Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off)
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Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1
Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off)
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R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down
Pedestrians have weapons.
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Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1
Perfect Handling.
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Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle
Pink Traffic.
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R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left
Raise Wanted Level.
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Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Slower Gameplay
Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle,
Circle, Triangle
Spawn A Rhino.
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R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right
Spawn a Stretch.
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Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left
Spawn Bloodring Banger.
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Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X
Spawn Caddy.
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R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1
Spawn Hotring Racer #1.
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R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2
Spawn Hotring Racer #2.
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Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2
Spawn Rancher.
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L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right, L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right,
Spawns jetpack.
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R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Circle
Storm.
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Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right
Unlock Romero.
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Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right
Unlock Trashmaster.
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R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
Weapons 1.
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R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left
Weapons 2.
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R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Down
Weapons 3.
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Thanks go to Gamefaqs for the cheats.
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Chapter 3: Do's and Dont's
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Hello and welcome. In this chapter you will see some things to do and
some things you should not do in the world of San Andreas. Let
us begin, shall we.
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Do:
Mod up a car.
Go swimming.
Explore.
Fly a plane.
Drive a car.
Play with the fun toy.
Crash a car.
Parachute.
Get in a fight.
Go on the highway.
Cut people up with a helicopter.
Gamble until your moneys gone.
Be a P.I.M.P
Be a G.I.M.P
Start a firefight.
Knock pedestrians off cliffs.
Knock pedestrians into water.
Jump off a tall building and "Forget" your parachute.
Play arcade games.
Play Two Player.
Shoot people off bikes.
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Dont:
Fly a plane into a building.
Fly into a car.
Drown yourself.
Stand in the one spot for half an hour.
Pretend your a sim.
Laugh at the clown in the Ice cream truck.
Try jump off your house in real life thinking you'll survive.
Start saying "I randomized it."
Cry from supply lines,(Well you can if you want.)
Fart and try say things in a mexican accent.
Go out to your friend's and start saying things like "Where now CJ."
Try last 104 hours without going toilet.
Wear same clothes for hours on end.
Try run into a train and move it.
Jump out of a plane while trying to jump so you will survive.
Dislike this game.
Start to like the funny country music.
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Chapter 4: FAQ
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Don't know something or want to know something? Check out the
Faq and you will find out.
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Q: You're so lame because you believe in Leatherface.
A: Actually many people believe in Leatherface because
Many things happen at the Panopticon.
Q: How can I tell you stuff?
A: Send it to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
Q: I can't see how this thing here is fun.
A: You will and wont find some things fun as you
May not like parachuting or something fun.
Q: Will you be getting new fun things?
A: Yes, I will be updating whenever I find fun things,
Or if I get a contribution.
Q: You suck!
A: Thanks.
Q: Why wasn't my contribution in the guide!
A: I have a life, I go to school, and can only go
On the Internet every few days. I will put it in
When i have a chance as I go down the list of
People in order and don't pick random ones, so
Please be patient.
Q: Will you make another guide?
A: This is my first guide and yes I most likely will
Make another guide. Not a walkthrough but fun things
Guide for the next free roaming game.
Q: Will you be putting pictures in your guide for some?
Fun things.
A: If I can find out how to get them off of my play station then
Most likely yes.
Q: Bye!
A: Bye.
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Chapter 5: Fun things anywhere
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This chapter is about fun things you can do anywhere you want to.
You dont have to be in a specific area to do it though.
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Explore
Exploring is one of the best thing about the GTA series.
Look for funny messages, cars or people.
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Experiments
Get homies, kill them in different ways, off buildings,
Shotgun blasts or "accidents."
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Road Trip's
Get some homie's and head out to anywhere you want to.
Bring a camera to have more fun.
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Modding
Bring in a lowrider to a garage and mod it up with
whatever you what and take it for a spin!
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Listen to the radio!
Yes the radio on this game is hilarious and has some
deadly songs.
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Base Jumping
Hike up somthing really big and then jump off with a
parachute and then hike up again...repeat...repeat.
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Starting fight's at high places
Bring somebody up to a high area like the ramp at the
top of Mt. Chiliad and punch them off it.
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Contributor Central
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Have you anythging that you like doing anywhere in the game,
well share it bey sending it to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
and you could see it here.
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Chapter 6: Funny things
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Here my friends, I will tell you where some funny signs are.
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Tiki sign
Where: Near the Skateboard Park.
What it is:  statue of the hidden package sign from GTA: VC.
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Dirty Magazines
Where: It's in the porn shop in Los Venturas
What it is: Look at all the magazine and videos for funny messages.
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Funny signs
Look for the big pointy building in San Fierro. There are a few
signs around it that say funny things.
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NorthStar Rock
In Los Santos look on your map, at the top is a place called
NorthStar Rock. If you rearrange it a bit you get the word
"RockStar North," the creators of the game. They sure love
themselves.
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Resident evil rip off
In downtown in San Fierro across from Cluckin Bell
is a white building called Zombotech which has some
funny signs on it which clearly shows it taking the
mick out of Capcoms Resident Evil series.
*Update* Apparently if you go there at about 23:00
on a Wednesday night you can hear an explosion and
a zombie appears or somthing like that?
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Contributor Central
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I need funny things people so send me your finds the way I have them
Wrote out to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
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Chapter 7: Girlfriends
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Hello, welcome to the new section of the guide, the girlfriends
section. This was added as the guide was having trouble getting
submitted as Gamefaqs dont take Fun thing Guides so I had to do
alot more. Enjoy.
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The Girlfriends
1. Denise
2. Millie
3. Michelle
4. Barbera
5. Katie
6. Helena
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Denise
When: You will get Denise after you do the mission
"Burning Desire."
Where: She lives right near your house and will be home
at 00:00 and 16:00
What: Bring her a date to either these places:
A bar a few streets away.
The club.
Driving is easy. Any speed around her house.
Receive: Keys to her car at 50% and a suit at 100%
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Millie
When: Millie is yours when you are doing the robbery missions
for Woozie.
Where: She lives at the top of Los Venturas in Prickle Pine.
She will be home at 00:00
What: Bring her to either:
A restraunt near her house.
Camels toe club.
You need to drive average around her area.
She has a special where you put on the gimp suit
and will be invited in for coffee.
Receive:50% you get car keys.
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Michelle
Requirements:50% fat and high sex appeal
Where: Found in driving school and lives in
her garage in San Fierro near the pier. She
will be home at 00:00
What: Bring her to either:
A bar.
The club.
She likes you to drive fast around her house.
Special date is where she drives and you watch.
You get coffee at 40%.
Receive: Free pay and spary at her garage.
50% you get keys to her mini monster truck.
100% you get a racing suit.
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Barbera
Requirements:50% fat and high sex appeal.
Where: You find her and date here at the
El Quabrados cop station. She will be home
at 00:00 and 16:00.
What: Bring her to either:
A diner.
A club.
Driving is at slow speeds around the station.
Coffee is at 60%.
Receivce: Get out of jail free with all weapons.
50% is keys to her car.
1000% is a cop uniform.
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Katie
Requirments: 70% muscle and high sex appeal.
Where: You find her in a bush in the San Fierro
golf club. Her home is in the Paradise distrect
Home at 12:00.
What: Take her to either:
A diner beside her house.
A club.
Driving is slow in chinatown.
Coffee at 50%.
Receive: Get out of hospital free with all
your previous weapons.
50% gets you car keys.
100% you get a medic uniform.
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Helena
Where: Found on the roof of ammunation in
Blueberry. Her home is in the middle of
nowhere. She is home at 00:00, 14:00
and 16:00.
What: Take her to either:
A retraunt in the rodeo.
A club in San Fierro.
Driving at a slow speed on her farm.
Coffee at 70%.
Receive: Her tool shed is open with weapons
on it and her car is available.
100% gets you country clothes.
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Well there you go. I have told you what
you should do with your girlfriends.
I have not said alot but there is a faq on
GameFaqs you could check out for a real
explanation.
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Chapter 8: Girlfriend Gravyard
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Hello and welacome to the part of the guide where you tell me your
dead girlfriends and how they died, the good, the bad and the plain
old annoying bitches. So send them in to me if you want.
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/  R.I.P      \       /     R.I.P     \       /     R.I.P     \
|  Denise     |       |    Helena     |       |     Katie     |
|to hi-jack a |       |That toolshed  |       |Your annoying  |
|car, you got |       |was very useful|       |yoga practice  |
|shot by a    |       |after driving  |       |made somebody  |
|drug dealer. |  \ /  |to your house  |  \ /  |go angry after |
|             |  -O-  |in the middle  |  -O-  |punching them  |
|             |  /|\  |of nowhere so  |  /|\  |when they first|
|             |   |   |many times.    |   |   |went out       |
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/   |   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/   |   \/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/
Send in your Girlfriend's deaths to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
and you can see your girlfriends death in my all new grave-o-vision.
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Chapter 9: Glitches
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This was put in because of so many emails wanting it in. Send
In your glitches to andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
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No head
Go on two players and get the second player to chop CJ's head off with a
Katana. When the game comes on CJ will have no head and blood squirting.
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Bike morph
Go to Mt.Chiliad with a parachute and get the bike.
Go off a ramp up there and hop off the bike and use the
parachute and you will get stuck with the bike and can do an insane
amount of tricks.
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Phone guns
When you answer your phone hang up and quickly change to your Uzi or
whatever you have in your slot.
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Fish swim in air
Throw a grenade or shoot a rocket launcher into a shoal of fish.
The fish will blow out of the water but will swim in the air!
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Throw trucks
Get a tracktor in the country and find one of the trucks
that you can attatch oil tanks onto. Now attatch your
tractor to the front of it. Drive forward and
turn a bit. The truck will go flying away from you.
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Run under water
Get into two player mode. Find a sea sparrow or a
sea skimmer. Player one gets in, player two pulls him
out and then player one will fall to the bottom
of the ocean and will be able to run around and use
weapons under the water.
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Get rid of the gang war
When a gang war starts and you cant be bothered to
fight just go and save the game and it will be gone.
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Running animation when not moving
Have a camera and run a tap L1.
CJ will be stuck in the
running animation. You are able to turn but cant
go anywhere. Let go of the left anolog stick
and CJ runs again.
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Strange world
Go to the Lil Probe Inn, now head to the part with the
pool tables and start jumping. You will land on the
roof. Now use the jetpack code and fly a far bit away.
Land and all of San Andreas will be strange
with no walls. You can see weapons and horseshoes and
pedestrians. To get it off just go into a yellow marker .
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Win races easy
Chiliad Challange made you gone nuts,
or any driving race for that fact. Well
all you have to do is take your time driving to the
destination. Once there, make sure all the opposing drivers
are finished. Now all you have to do is blow all the cars up.
You will come in first place once all cars are blown up.
But stay behind the finish line.
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Use any weapon in Two Player
Waste all your ammo in your Uzi and get in a car. Have your
weapon selected that you want, and use the weapons cheat in
the car that has your weapon in it. Now you can shoot
with whatever weapon you want.
*NOTE* You cant use Grenades, Moltives or Rocket Launchers.
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Blow up bikes
Try and get you bicycle upside down and it will go on fire
and blow up.
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Melt CJ
Get on a mountain bike and reverse using square. Now while
reversing keep tapping X as fast as you can. It will look
like CJ is melting.
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Sub-Urban and Ammunation
Go into any Sub-Urban with a camera and look in the mirror
with it. You will see that ammunation has the same interior
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Invincable Pedestrian
Try keep a passenger in the car when you hi-jack one.
Bring him or her to a pay n' spray. Now once the spray
is done the pedestrian will run away but no matter what
you do you cant kill them.
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Contributor Central
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Send in your funny glitches or any type of glitch you want to the
Email address andrewohartiscool@hotmail.com
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Super jump
Sent in by Belly
What you need: Bmx, Gun
What you do: equip the gun you can use on the BMX and as-soon you bunny
hop (L1) tap circle
Tip: Must be quick
Thanks go to Belly.
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Headless CJ
Sent in by satansson777
Start a 2 player game and have the second player shoot CJ's
head off,when the 2p game is over(something like that) CJ will
be headless.
Thanks go to satansaon777
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Wrong Wind Sock
Sent in by iceblue.
The wind-sock at the airfield is pointing straight down
when you are far away. However, if you get close to it,
it is suddenly pointing south.
Not really fun, but interesting.
Thanks go to iceblue.
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Chapter 10: Los Santos Fun Stuff.
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Hello homie and welcome to the city of Los Santos.
This being your first city, newbies to the game may want to have fun
at the start until they get further and start the real fun. So here
is a list of some things you should try.
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Stalker
Fun rating: *******(out of ten)
Things you need: A car, a weapon of some type.
What you do: Stalker is fairly simple yet is fun. Get in a car; get
any type of gun, preferably a shotgun. Now what you do is go to a
street where a lot of cars go by. Sit in your car and wait for
somebody to pass. You can seek your victim out yourself. Once you
spot them follow them. Keep behind them until they reach there home
and then when they get out kill them.
Tip: Is more fun in the country.
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Robbery
Fun rating: ********
Things you need: The van, a silenced weapon if possible.
What you do: Robbery is one of the funniest things to be put in a
game. From your house in the game, look on the map across the road
from your first girlfriends house are four identical rectangle
buildings. In one of them is a van. Get in it and press R3. You can
now go to a house with a yellow triangle beside it and enter it. Now
take whatever. Sometimes people are awake in the house and will ring
the cops so get out before they arrive.
Tip: Robbery's can only be done at night.
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Skate Park
Fun rating: ******
What you need: A bike, for more fun an Uzi.
What you do: In glen park is a skate park. Get a bike, preferably
with an Uzi. Now if you have full cycling skill and an Uzi you will
have loads of fun. Go on the half-pipe or the concrete bowl. Now
cycle as fast as you can and then hold L1 near the end of it and
release L1. You should go high, but if you want really high, you hold
L1 and the second you release L1 press O. You should go nearly half a
mile high if you have full cycling skill. Now you can do back and
front flips.
Tip: Try with a BMX for a tiny bit more speed.
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Triathlon
Fun rating: *******
What you need: CJ and a shovel (don't need shovel)
What you do: On the weekend's head down to Santa Maria Beach near the
lighthouse to start the Triathlon.
The Triathlon consists of three parts, Swimming, cycling and running.
Beware though; it is fairly hard, as the other people seem to have an
infinite sprint. Don't kill any body or you're disqualified from the
race.
For a bit of fun just bring a shovel. When running if anybody gets
ahead of you just bring the shovel of pain upon him or her, just
don't kill him or her.
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Train Ride
Fun rating: *******
What you need: A gun and a bike if you want.
What you do: Okay this is fun. Go to a train station. Wait for one of
the trains that have no passengers in (Cargo train?) and jump on the
flat back part. Now you can move about at will and shoot or if your
stupid likes me you can jump off. For more fun bring a bike on by
bunny hopping onto it. You can now cycle your bike and bunny hop off
into a river. It can be fun to get cops after you while on the back
of it.
Tip: Shoot rocket at the train and hopefully it will derail.
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Road trips
Fun rating: *********
Things you need: A good car, some homies, some moltive cocktails and
a camera.
What you do: Get a car, a big one if you can, get as many homies as
you can fit in the car, a few moltive's to burn things with and
finally a camera to capture your trip on film. All ready good. Head
were ever you want to. Be it the middle of the train tracks, or the
beach. I always head to the forest to start fires with the moltive I
Have and capture my homies burn on film... how nice.
Tip: Don't go on a train as they wont come.
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Gang Wars
Fun rating: *****
What you need: Gun, life, armour and homies.
What you do: Get suited up, head to area in purple or yellow and
Shoot a few gang members. A gang war will start then. It is fun for a
While but gets old fast because you have to defend it when you could
Be at another city, which is frustrating.
Tip: Your gang wont help much so take cover and don't be a hero.
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Highway to hell
Fun rating: **********
What you need: Armour, armour, armour oh did I mention armour.
What you do: Go on the highway out of a car, on the wrong side of the
Road. Now all these very smart drivers will crash into you, then the
People behind crash into them and then a big pile up like in the film
Final Destination 2 happens. Cops will crash and kill those who they
Crashed into all while you are trapped underneath the car, which
Started it all.
Tip: Try surviving as long as you can. Or bail out of a car and watch
The pile up from a safe distance.
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Pool diver
Fun rating: *********
What you need: A plane
What you do: Fly over madd dogs mansion or any houses
with swimming pools. Now bail out of the plane and try
land in the pool. Its fun as hell because you dont
lose any life if you do it right.
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Homie Squash
Fun rating: ********
What you need: As many homies as possible.
What you do: Gather up all your homies and head to the
highway. Cross over to the other side and see how many survive.
Tip: Go to the part where cars turn in to get more killed.
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Bullseye
Fun rating: *******
What you need: A parachute.
What you do: Go to the big building in the Downtown section
and head inside. Once transported to the top you can get a
parachute up there. Now parachute off the side where the
highway is. Try land on a car.
Tip: Open your chute and press triangle when you think you
can land on the car.
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Army BMX
Sent in by AntW
What you need: Armour, Uzi, 6 star wanted level and BMX.
What you do: Get all your stuff and then head to the BMX park.
All the army come and you have to stay in the park and go
In the bowl and half pipe.
Tip: Go up the bowl and try land on the tanks.
Thanks go to AntW (Me mate)
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Bomb Lobber
Sent in by Belly
What you need: Helicopter
What you do:  Land on the top of a tall building, shoot and lob bombs and
see how long you can last, get a high wanted level
Tip: shoot down the police helicopters and make sure they don't fall on you.
Thanks go to Belly.
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Groove or Balla foo'?
Sent in by nintendofandan2004.
What you need: Wite T-Shirt, bandanna, short's.
What you do: Dress up in white T-Shirt, bandanna, shorts,
then walk up to a gang of Ballas, they wont shoot you,
but when you reply postively or negatively to there comments
then things get real nasty...
Tip: Bring a gun for fun!
Thanks go to nintendofandan2004.
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Chapter 11: San Fierro fun stuff
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Hello and welcome to San Fierro my friends. I myself have not
Explored San Fierro a lot. I know a few fun things to do but not
Many. Well lets get started.
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Army Base Case
Fun rating: *****
What you need: Lots of armour, lots of ammo.
What you do: Near Easter Bay is a military compound. What you have to
Try doing is steal the patriot and make it out alive. People have
Said they have saw a submarine and have also reported a man in black
Walking around talking about aliens and such.
Tip: Don't go in the water as the army can shoot at you but you cant
Shoot them.
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Squish
Fun rating: ********
What you need: Lots of pedestrians.
What you do: In San Fierro you will see lots of tram tracks. Get
People after you by hitting them or such. Bring the people near the
Tram track and when a tram comes run out of the way. Squish goes the
People.
Tip: Try pulling people out of their car near tram tracks when a tram
Is coming.
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Hitching a ride
Fun rating: *******
What you need: A gun
What you do: Jump on a fast looking car and aim at it and let fire
Until the driver goes away very fast. Now remember you have to be on
Top. Now duck down and watch as the driver does flying up all the
Streets and getting some serious air. You will probably fall off a
Lot though so be ready.
Tip: Get satchel charges and throw them on the car. Now when you fall
Off detonate the charges.
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Mod on up
Fun rating: ********
What you need: A car and some cash.
What you do: Go to a mod garage and mod up your car with the best NOS
you can. Now take your ride for a ride up the hills in San Fierro.
You'll get lots of air.
Tip: Get hydraulics and before you go up a hill press the button to
Make the car jump to go higher.
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Freefall
Fun rating: *********
What you need: Plane/ helicopter and parachute.
What you do: In the business district of San Fierro is a very large
Building with a big spike shape on it. Get a plane or preferably a
Helicopter and fly onto the building, try get on the spike, which I
Have never tried before. Now since you have a parachute (hopefully)
You can now jump off the building. Whenever you want pull the cord,
well, pull it.
Tip: If you want a challenge try land on one of the cars below, or
Even harder, a pedestrian!
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Garver Bridge Gruesome
Fun rating: ****
What you need: A gun is optional.
What you do: Go to the Garver Bridge and hit somebody or if you want
Shoot him or her. The people on the bridge or near it will scream and
Run off the edge. It is fairly funny to watch them plummet to there
Death but it gets a bit boring.
Tip: Shoot more people to get more to jump.
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A pirate's life is a life for me
Fun rating: ***
What you need: A boat is optional.
What you do: Go into the waters and if you see a boat pretend to be a
Pirate and hop on. Strangely the people just run off the boat and
Drown once you climb on. If you have a boat bring it beside the other
Persons boat and jump on which is slightly more difficult.
Tip: If you're really bored you can sing the "Pirates Life Is A Life
For Me" song, but that's just wrong.
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Curse you Zero... Curse You!
Fun rating: **********
What you need: Ammo, lots of it, moltive's, flamethrower, everything
That burns!
What you do: Time to burn the stupid bums shop down. After super
annoyingly hard "Supply Lines" mission you deserve you're revenge. Go
Into his shop and throw everything you have and make his shop burn
That he will never want to here the name CJ again.
Tip: It helps to take your anger out on zero while shouting things
Like "Curse you, you'll die and mmmwwwahhahahaha."
Note: I am not crazy and this really is the boringest thing I have put
on. I just thought it would be funny to do this.
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Sent in by funny chap.
Dingy Rampage
What you need: Any weapon (Except rocket launcher) dingy.
What you do: Go to the beach and stay in your dingy and start
killing people on the beach.
Tip: A good weapon is the sniper.
Thanks go to funny chap.
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Get on the trolly.
Sent in by PhantomShadow.
What you need: Heat seeking rocket launcher,
grenades, or sathcel charges.
What you do: Get a heat seeking rocket
launcher, grenades, or sathcel chares
and Park a car outside the Doherty station
in San Fierro right on the side of the trolly
track. Get on top of the car. When the trolley
rolls by, jump onto it. Throw stuff, shoot
people, and shoot rockets at the oncoming
police from the back of the trolley.
Tip: Shoot the choppers down whenever they appear.
Thanks go to PhantomShadow.
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Chapter 12: Las Venturas Fun Stuff
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Hello people and welcome to Las Venturas the rich gamblers paradise.
Take a stroll through the casinos or take flight in the plane
graveyard. Now the real fun starts, as the whole map is open for
play. So please enjoy the rest of this guide.
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Money no more
Fun rating: *******
What you need: Luck and lots of money.
What you do: Go into one of the casinos and go on any means of
gambling you want. Its funny because you can have $1,000,000 one
minute and then have $0 the next, so be careful.
Tip: I don't have a tip, as I am rubbish at gambling.
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A pointy end
Fun rating: ******
What you need: Armour, lots of ammo and weapons.
What you do: Go on top of the big pyramid to the pint at the top with
a six star wanted level and see how long you can last.
Tip: Bring a rocket launcher.
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Casino kick out
Fun rating: *****
What you need: Armour, gun that's about it.
What you do: Go into any casino and start a fight with somebody. See
How long you can last against the bodyguards.
Tip: Its better in Woozies casino.
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Stunt Skydiver
Fun rating: *********
What you need: A plane.
What you do: Go up high in your plane and when you are over a house with
A swimming pool bail out. You have to try land in the swimming pool.
Tip: Do in the hills where Madd Dogs Mansion is.
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Sent in by Belly.
Exploring Area 69
What you need: Jetpack
What you do: Get into the underworld (see Codes & Secrets on Gamefaqs)
Then fly under to area69, there is a big hole going down (were you find
the jetpack originally) fly to this hole then drop you will fall for about
5 seconds and then spawn inside so you can explore.
Tip: be careful once inside as you can alert the guards. Also there
is no way out once you are in.
Thanks go out to Belly.
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Venturas Pile up
Sent in by SpasticDisaster
It's always fun to cause a pile-up in the freeway at Las Venturas.
Then, once there's enough cars crashed around, throw in a couple
satchel charges and detonate them.
It's pretty sweet.
Tip: Remember to throw the satchel's.
Thanks go to SpasticDisaster.
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Las Venturras: Reloaded
Sent in by rin kobayashi
What you need: A Nrg-500
What you do: Take an NRG-500 and ride against traffic in the
freeway surrounding LV. It's surpisingly fun, weaving in
and out of coming traffic at high speeds. Plus,
other cars will crash into eachother, sending bikes,
cars, trucks, etc. flying over-head while riding.
Tip: See how long you can last.
Thanks go to rin kobayashi.
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In this chapter you can make up missions for people to try out for
Some fun.
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Bomb da Train
What you need: Satchel charges.
What you do: On your map look in the countryside for a bridge with
Railway tracks underneath it. Stand on the edge of the tracks and when
a train comes
You have to jump on it before it goes. When on the train you have to place
A satchel charge on each part of the train. When the train stops get off and
Blow it up and mission won.
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De-rail da train
What you need: Nothing.
What you do: Get in a train at a train station.
You have to go as fast as you can and de-rail it.
Once done congratulation's, you've completed this
Mission.
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Sniper assassin
What you need: A sniper rifle and a helicopter.
What you do: Get your stuff and land on any building in
San Fierro. Now look for one of those guys with bags on there heads.
They are really movie stars trying to hide so kill at
Least one of them to send the rest of them a message.
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S.A.P.D blow up
What you need: Guns armour and satchel charges.
What you do: Go into any police station and you have to plant
a bomb on every floor of the police station, once done blow them up
In a safe area in the police
Station. Mission Complete.
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Night of the living dead
Start in the gravyard in the country. You can only have a rifle as your
weapon and cant do any cheats. You have to make your way to the part
of the Panopticon with the chainsaw and stay in the shack. You have to
put the cheats bounty on your head and peds riot on.
If you run out of ammo your going to fight them by hand
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Day of the dead
Put the cheats bounty on your head and peds riot cheat on
and find any underground place like tunnels where people tend to
be. You have to have a machine gun and desert eagle and cant use armour
or ammo cheats.
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Dawn of the dead
Put on the same cheats as the previous two and go on top of
yellow building near where you stock up stuff you steal in the
robbery mission. Now you need a sniper. If you run out of ammo
you have to go to the nearest ammunation which we are pretending is
Andy's gun store from the movie. You then have to find a way back
on to the building by using a car or truck. See how long you can last.
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The matrix highway
In this you have to put on a four star wanted level and get a bike,
now go on the wrong side of the road and get to the country. You
have to have the aggresive traffic cheat on.
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Nija killa
Wear all black and cover your face in a black bandanna. Get a katana
and put on bounty on your head. You have to start in San fierro
on the pointy building and parachute down. Now you have to make your
way to Your house in Ganton on foot. You can jump on a train roof but are
not allowed in any veicle.
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Chapter 14: Moderation
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Hello  everybody and welcome to the moderation section of my evolving
guide. This chapter will show you the car moderations in the game.
So please read ahead and see some of the stuff!
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Okay then, let's start with where the garages are:
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Los Santos
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Amount: 2
What: Transfender and LocolowCo.
Where: Transfender is in Temple, NorthEast.
LocolowCo is at playa Del Seville.
*Note* LocolowCo and Transfender is unlocked after
doing "Ceaser Vialpando."
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San Fierro
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Amount: 2
What: Transfender and Wheel Angels.
Where: Transfender is north of your garage.
Wheels Angels is at Ocean Flats.
*Note* You have to have purchased Wang Autos to unlock
Whell Angel.
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Los Venturas
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Amount: 1
What: Transfender.
Where: Come-A-Lot.
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Now we come to the part where I will show you all the Mod's
available to each type of car I have found.
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Lowriders
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