Kingdom Hearts 2 Q&A

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What is the deal with this game?


This game ****s! I mean, I don't get to fight in Atlantica, and I hate those *** nobodies! They drop nothing but worthless Magic Points! No drive points, money, or HP! I hate nobodies, especially Dusks, because they're naked! And now Sora's boring because whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool in the original Kingdom Hearts! And why is Mickey out of his mind in this game? And those three ***s Paine, Rikku and Yuna! And that badmouth Seifer! And what is the deal with Jack Sparrow? Why is he all evil in this game? I liked the other Kingdom Hearts games, because they didn't make fun of Disney! And what is the deal with Twilight Town? It has nothing but *** nobodies! And all the bosses are wimps except for Sephiroth and Twilight Thorn! But I have to admit that I think the music when you battle Jafar is awesome, but everything else ****s!

Posted: apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm
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pigganon
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Right Here!


Why?

Posted: jun 04, 2008 5:21 pm

Unregistered
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Because


You were'n't reading what I just wrote!

Posted: jun 04, 2008 8:11 pm

pigganon
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What


do you mean?

Posted: jun 04, 2008 8:28 pm

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I mean


the story I just wrote! What, you want me to write it again? Ok.
Voice: Earth to blow up in 5 mi***es!
Unregistered: Oh no!
2 mi***es later...
Unregistered: There's the time bomb! I must defuse it!
Unregistered defuses the bomb.
Unregistered: Yes!
And I'll add more just for fun
Unregistered: Paine, Yunna and Rikku! You're responsible for this!
Whichever one of them has gray hair: Yeah! And we tried to make a giant ice-cream cone.
Unregistered: M0r0nfaces! You can't make an ice-cream cone out of a bomb!
Whichever one has gray hair: Yes we can!
Unregistered chops their heads off.

Posted: jun 05, 2008 9:30 am

Coolplanet
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**** you you ****ing retard of a **** headed bastard who is a twat!


And you wonder why I swear so much...............

......... Obviously it's cos your stories are **** and you probably couldn't even tell a
bedtime story to my sister cos she'd fall asleep cos you sickened, bored and pissed her
off!!

Posted: jun 05, 2008 2:23 pm

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I don't even tell bedtime stories anymore!


And when I did, my sister heard it! And even if she did fall asleep, it's because she was
tired, not because of my bedtime story!

Posted: jun 05, 2008 2:53 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


To your sister? Sorry. I read wrong. These ****** contacts... Oh wait... I don't wear
contacts! Okay, maybe I couldn't tell a bedtime story to your sister.

Posted: jun 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Unregistered
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Hey


where's Pigganon? He used to use this every so often, but not anymore!

Posted: jun 07, 2008 9:49 am

pigganon
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I


was here the whole time. I just didn't have anything to say.

Posted: jun 07, 2008 1:34 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


I hear you. Hey, I just thought of something! Do you hate the stuff I like just because I
like it?

Posted: jun 07, 2008 6:35 pm

pigganon
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No


I do not.

Posted: jun 07, 2008 7:47 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


I hear you.

Posted: jun 08, 2008 9:39 am

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Where was I? Oh yeah.


This game makes fun of:
Will Turner by making him not know what a skateboard is
Jack Sparrow by making him want to steal the keyblade
Scrooge McDuck by saying his ice cream gone bad
Pete by making it look like he has a crush on Maleficent! Who would fall in
love with her?
Sally by making her let Jack be Santa Claus! She would never do that! Didn't
they see the movie?
Santa Claus by making him say Sora was on the naughty list because he told
everyone Santa wasn't real 7 YEARS AGO!
Simba by making it look like he would forget Timon&Pumbaa
Mickey by making him look like a party p00per by making him not want us to
fight the 1000 heartless battle
Hercules by making him look like he blames himself for the coliseum being destroyed.
Mushu by making him look like he'd blow Mulan's secret identity
Tifa for making her kill Cloud and Sephiroth.

Posted: jun 08, 2008 3:42 pm

Unregistered
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I mean,


it's only okay to make fun of other tv/video characters when you're trying to be funny,
but this isn't funny! I mean, Will Turner not knowing a skateboard? Jack Sparrow wanting
to steal the keyblade? Scrooge Mcduck's ice cream gone bad? Pete having a crush on
Malevicent? Sallly letting Jack be Santa Claus? Santa Claus saying Sora Sora was on the
naughty list because he told everyone Santa wasn't real 7 YEARS AGO? Simba forgetting
Timon&Pumbaa? Mickey not wanting us to fight the awesome 1000 heartless battle? Hercules
blaming himself for the destruction of the coliseum? Mushu blowing Mulan's identity? Tifa
killing Cloud and Sephiroth? That's not funny!

Posted: jun 08, 2008 5:20 pm

noobster3000
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WTF


OMG!! this question has 115 answers

Posted: jun 09, 2008 5:52 am

Unregistered
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This avatar is not ****.


And still, This game makes fun of:
Will Turner by making him not know what a skateboard is
Jack Sparrow by making him want to steal the keyblade
Scrooge McDuck by saying his ice cream gone bad
Pete by making it look like he has a crush on Maleficent! Who would fall in
love with her?
Sally by making her let Jack be Santa Claus! She would never do that! Didn't
they see the movie?
Santa Claus by making him say Sora was on the naughty list because he told
everyone Santa wasn't real 7 YEARS AGO!
Simba by making it look like he would forget Timon&Pumbaa
Mickey by making him look like a party p00per by making him not want us to
fight the 1000 heartless battle
Hercules by making him look like he blames himself for the coliseum being destroyed.
Mushu by making him look like he'd blow Mulan's secret identity
Tifa for making her kill Cloud and Sephiroth.
What next? Are they going to say that Hercules is wearing lady's underwear?

Posted: jun 09, 2008 9:11 am

pigganon
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We have


heard your argument before, unregistered. STFU

Posted: jun 09, 2008 11:56 am

Unregistered
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Hunh?


I've heard of the bad abbreviations WTF and OMGLOLROFL, but not STFU.

Posted: jun 09, 2008 7:58 pm

pigganon
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STFU is


Shut The F**k Up

Posted: jun 09, 2008 9:45 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


But why does this game make fun of Disney if it's not funny?

Posted: jun 09, 2008 9:49 pm

pigganon
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Rephrase


your question.

Posted: jun 10, 2008 3:18 am

Unregistered
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I mean


this game makes fun of disney and it's only good to make fun of Disney if they're trying
to be funny!

Posted: jun 10, 2008 8:30 am

Unregistered
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So


answer why they do!

Posted: jun 10, 2008 5:07 pm

Unregistered
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Hey


where's Pigganon? he usually uses this site once every 3 hours and 7 minu+es! Hey, are you
wondering why I wasn't here last night? I was at the cubs game. Now, answer the question:
Why does this game make fun of disney if the ones making fun of disney are not trying to
be funny?

Posted: jun 11, 2008 10:29 am

Unregistered
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Wait, actually,


Pigganon uses this every 4 mi***es, so why isn't he using it now?

Posted: jun 11, 2008 11:41 am

Unregistered
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Where


is Pigganon? I thought he uses this every so often!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 12:26 pm

Unregistered
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And where's


the Coolplanet girl? She hasn't been here in 5 days! Is she on another vacation? Hey,
Pigganon, is your girlfriend on a vacation? At least she's not here to tempt me into
registering. Tough guys like me don't have to register!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 12:33 pm

Unregistered
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What,


is he one of those people who still has school? Well, I'm done with school already for the
rest of the summer!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 1:21 pm

Unregistered
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Well


I don't get to prove Pigganon and Coolplanet wrong, but I guess it's a good thing that
Coolplanet's gone, because all she did was mock me into registering with these attempts:
Saying I'm a coward
Pretending to be me and saying I'm a big cr@phead and do that thing with my pants and
saying I love Kingdom Hearts II and saying I hate Pokemon and that she's my queen and that
Pigganon is the greatest warrior in the universe
And Pigganon said I'm some kind of unregistered nobody, the weakest nobody. I hate
nobodies! Especially the dumb $tupid dusks! They're naked!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 2:01 pm

Unregistered
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On 2nd thought,


maybe Pigganon should come back TO TELL ME WHY THIS GAME MAKES FUN OF DISNEY!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 2:17 pm

Unregistered
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WHERE


IS PIGGANON? WHEREVER YOU ARE, ANSWER WHY THIS GAME MAKES FUN OF DISNEY!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 4:38 pm

Unregistered
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Hey


does Cloud56 watch this anymore? And where's Sephiroth13?

Posted: jun 11, 2008 6:14 pm

Unregistered
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WHERE


IS PIGGANON? WHEREVER YOU ARE, ANSWER WHY THIS GAME MAKES FUN OF DISNEY!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 7:28 pm

Unregistered
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YYYAAAWWWNNN!!!


YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 8:49 pm

Unregistered
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I


HATE YOU, PIGGANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 11, 2008 8:56 pm

Unregistered
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HAAAWWW... SHHH...


Daisy of Sarasland: (Wakes Unregistered up)
Unregistered: What just happened?
Daisy of Sarasland: That ignorant hamster Pigganon won't answer you.

Posted: jun 11, 2008 9:38 pm

Unregistered
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Unregistered: 9998, 999, 1000, 10001, 10002, 10003...


Daisy of Sarasland: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not Unregistered's fault he's getting
on my nerves, it's that $2pid hamster Pigganon who's ignoring Ryan and making him bored!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 8:39 am

Unregistered
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AAARRRGGGHHHPTHTH..! !!


PPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER ME... THEN YOU'RE
THTUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 8:45 am

Unregistered
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AAAPPPTTTHHHT..HHTHT HHT!


Daisy of Sarasland: (Gets really mad. Steam comes out of her ears and Unregistered's ears
too.) I'LL KILL THAT PIGGANON!!!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 10:34 am

Unregistered
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Because


may I remind you it's 11:58 and if I have no messages on any of my files, I'm going to be
super mad at you!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 12:58 pm

pigganon
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Sorry


I was away. What was your question?

Posted: jun 12, 2008 1:01 pm

Unregistered
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Okay.


Here's my question: Why does this game make fun of disney?

Posted: jun 12, 2008 1:43 pm

Unregistered
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Oh


and sorry for leaving all those bad messages. Now, why does this game make fun of Disney?
It's only ok to make fun of Disney when you're trying to be funny.

Posted: jun 12, 2008 1:47 pm

pigganon
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I


was unaware that KH2 made fun of disney.

Posted: jun 12, 2008 3:31 pm

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I mean,


it makes Will Turner look like he doesn't even know what a skateboard is! That's one of
the ways KH2 makes fun of Disney.

Posted: jun 12, 2008 3:38 pm

pigganon
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Sure


you could say that. Or, you could say THERE WERE NO SKATEBOARDS BACK THEN!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 4:40 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


I never knew Pirates of the Carribean took place back then. But still, why did Sally give
Jack Skellington the santa suit and let him be Santa Claus? Didn't they see the Nightmare
before Christmas movie?

Posted: jun 12, 2008 6:40 pm

pigganon
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Because


he was Santa in the movie, too.

Posted: jun 12, 2008 8:21 pm

Unregistered
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I know!


But Sally didn't want him to!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 9:00 pm

Unregistered
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In the movie,


Sally didn't want Jack to be Santa Claus!

Posted: jun 12, 2008 9:00 pm

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