Kingdom Hearts 2 Q&A

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What is the deal with this game?


This game ****s! I mean, I don't get to fight in Atlantica, and I hate those *** nobodies! They drop nothing but worthless Magic Points! No drive points, money, or HP! I hate nobodies, especially Dusks, because they're naked! And now Sora's boring because whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool in the original Kingdom Hearts! And why is Mickey out of his mind in this game? And those three ***s Paine, Rikku and Yuna! And that badmouth Seifer! And what is the deal with Jack Sparrow? Why is he all evil in this game? I liked the other Kingdom Hearts games, because they didn't make fun of Disney! And what is the deal with Twilight Town? It has nothing but *** nobodies! And all the bosses are wimps except for Sephiroth and Twilight Thorn! But I have to admit that I think the music when you battle Jafar is awesome, but everything else ****s!

Posted: apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm
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Unregistered
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M0r0nface!


You also shouldn't give away your age!

Posted: jun 26, 2008 8:48 pm

pigganon
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**** you!


I'll give out my street address it I want! But I'm not! Besides, North California's a big
place!

Posted: jun 26, 2008 8:49 pm

Unregistered
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Also,


what does BTW mean? I've heard of OMGLOLROFL, WTF, STFU and FYI. So what does BTW mean?

Posted: jun 26, 2008 8:49 pm

pigganon
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Wow.


I sounded like you in that ast post, didn't I?

Posted: jun 26, 2008 8:50 pm

pigganon
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BTW means


By the way

Posted: jun 26, 2008 8:51 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


I forgot something: If you tell people what your home place is, they'll know what state to
go to to break into your house!
And to Coolplanet: You always register, giving your e-mail adress to whoever made this
file! No wonder your computer broke!

Posted: jun 26, 2008 11:06 pm

Unregistered
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Wow.


They'll know which state to go to. Those are SUCH precise coordinates! Come on,
Unregistered! That's a very pathetic argument and you know it!

Posted: jun 27, 2008 12:09 am

pigganon
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Sorry.


I just installed the new Firefox and it logged me off. That last message about
Unregistered's ineptitude was me.

Posted: jun 27, 2008 12:11 am

Unregistered
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That's okay.


I forgive you. Now, answer this question, please!
Why don't I get to fight in Atlantica?

Posted: jun 27, 2008 7:50 am

pigganon
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Because


Atlantica is a pacifistic world.

Posted: jun 27, 2008 10:56 am

Coolplanet
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Right, anyway!


Ok Pigganon, thanks for your information, I can't get on myspace because my parents banned
it with parental control, also, my brothers broke my computer by turning out the power
when it was updating, you twat! By the way, your "mom" can't tell me what to do, she's on
the other side of the world because you sound american (I'm british from England), she's
probably an old tart anyway,a nd your dad is a silly old git who lets you sit on your fat
**** all day playing games you don't enjoy (LIAR)! By the way, your stories are pig****!

Posted: jun 27, 2008 12:37 pm

Unregistered
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Okay,


to Pigganon: If I can't fight in Atlantica because it's an underwater world, but I get to
in the 1st Kingdom Hearts! And your Mom's on the other side of the world, but what about
your Dad? And you're a m0r0nface for giving away your home area... Hey, wait a minu+e! How
do you know I live in the United Sta-OH! It's because I sound American! An I'll have you
know my Mom's NOT an old tart, if she was, she'd have grandchildren and wrinkles and grey
hair! And Dad's sometimes silly but when he wants me to tell me somehing important, he's
serious! My parents are m0r0ns! I'm telling my parents you said that!

Posted: jun 27, 2008 5:53 pm

Unregistered
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Oh. I forgot something.


I'll have you know my Mom's the best Mom in the world! And when you said my Mom's on the
other side of the world, I thought you meant your Mom. Ask your mom if it's okay to give
information about yourself. And did I say my parents are m0r0ns? I meant they're NOT
m0r0ns!

Posted: jun 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Unregistered
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Ugh...


$2pid 14-year-old bullies!

Posted: jun 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Unregistered
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Ugh...


That $2pid rat Pigganon from North Carolina... That big-mouthed bully Coolplanet from
Britan...

Posted: jun 27, 2008 7:00 pm

Coolplanet
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AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!


I found this awesome thing on Cheats guru, Unregistered, there's this profile named V
without a p***word, enjoy! Also, you even said your parents were m0r0ns- ha ha!!

Posted: jun 28, 2008 4:25 am

Unregistered
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I made a mistake.


I meant to say they weren't. Didn't you read this message 4 messages ago:
"And did I say my parents are m0r0ns? I meant they're NOT m0r0ns!"

Posted: jun 28, 2008 10:03 pm

Unregistered
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And


what do you mean a profile named V without a p@$$word?

Posted: jun 29, 2008 8:53 am

Unregistered
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AND


WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU OPENING YOUR BIG MOUTH AND TELLING SOMEONE ON THE KINGDOM HEARTS 1
SITE THAT ANSEM IS REALLY XEHANORT???? THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT UNTIL THEY BEAT
HOSTILE PROGRAM IN KINGDOM HEARTS II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jun 29, 2008 9:18 am

Unregistered
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Guess what,


Coolplanet! Everything you ever told me was a lie! You said you swear because of my
stories! But you sweared BEFORE I told my stories!Also, I read your public profile. You're
not a 12-year-old girl, you're a 39-year-old woman who was born in the year 1969!

Posted: jun 29, 2008 2:04 pm

Unregistered
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See?


Unregistereds have immunity to stuff like that!

Posted: jun 29, 2008 3:02 pm

pigganon
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Hey!


I'm back! Unregistered, if you actually READ my posts, you'd know that I don't live in NC.
Also, I'm hardly a bully, I am a target of bullies! Unregistereds also have no way to PM,
so HA!

Posted: jun 29, 2008 6:33 pm

Unregistered
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Oh yeah!


I forgot! You moved away from NC! Also, if you're not a bully, why did you pretend to be
me and say bad stuff about me? And what do you mean PM? Also, your real name is Mike
McGarr and you were born on September 1993.

Posted: jun 29, 2008 7:41 pm

pigganon
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Its true.


I am Mike McGarr, born sept. of '93. But, I have never lived in NC. I have visited my
grandmom there, but not lived there. Also, I just felt like being a douchebag when I wrote
that stuff.

Posted: jun 29, 2008 9:01 pm

Unregistered
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Anyway,


I'll just call you Pigganon. So, you were just trying to visit your grandma there, but not
lived there! And for the 2nd time, what did you mean PM? And speaking of grandma, I was at
my grandma's yesterday! Say, where's Coolplanet? I guess she finally gave up when I found
out she's really a 39-year-old woman!

Posted: jun 30, 2008 12:32 pm

Unregistered
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Oh yeah!


You said North California, but I thought you said North Carolina!

Posted: jun 30, 2008 1:45 pm

Unregistered
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Uh-oh...


Looks like Pigganon gave up, too... He had the answer to all my questions...

Posted: jun 30, 2008 6:33 pm

pigganon
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Hmmm?


PMing is "private messaging" and can only be done by Registereds.

Posted: jun 30, 2008 7:36 pm

Unregistered
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What do you mean by


private messaging?

Posted: jul 01, 2008 12:29 pm

Coolplanet
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Well, anyhoo...


I'm 12 and that's a fact- I only lie about my age because I want to get past that thing
that if you're not over the age limit of 21 then it asks you for parent's email etc. Also
ha ha! You do have pm with the account what I told you about but obviously you're too
****** to realise!

Posted: jul 01, 2008 2:58 pm

Unregistered
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Oh.


How should I believe you? You lied that you swear because of my stories but you sweared
BEFORE my stories! 2nd off, before I knew I had to give away my e-mail adress to register,
it asked for your nickname then e-mail address BEFORE you type in your age! 3rd off, you
never told me where the V is!

Posted: jul 01, 2008 4:36 pm

pigganon
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Hi everyone!


I just saw Wall-E! It was AWESOME!

Posted: jul 01, 2008 10:15 pm

Unregistered
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Oh my gosh!


You saw WALL-E already? I didn't see it yet, but my Dad's planning for us to see it this
week. Anyway, I still need answering to these questions:
Why can't I fight in Atlantica?
What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!
And I hate those dusk nobodies! They're naked! It's so inapropriate!
Why is Sora boring now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool
in the original Kingdom Hearts!
Why are those dumb $2pids Paine, Yuna and Rikku in this game?
Why is that swearmouth Seifer in this game?
I hate Twilight Town now! It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and boring jobs
with boring music!
Why are all the bosses wimps in this game?
I hate the background music when you're fighting hypnotized Beast!
Why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on the naughty list
just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!
What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do absolutely nothing!

Posted: jul 02, 2008 3:43 pm

Unregistered
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Right now, I'll ask this question:


What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!

Posted: jul 02, 2008 3:44 pm

pigganon
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Hmmm...


Perhaps...

Posted: jul 02, 2008 11:53 pm

Unregistered
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Fine!


If you won't answer my question, I'll skip it and come back to it! I'll ask this question:
Why is Sora boring now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool
in the original Kingdom Hearts! And I hate his new voice actor!

Posted: jul 03, 2008 12:24 pm

Unregistered
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Hey,


Coolplanet's finally given up!
Cackletta: EEYARGH!!! First, you send my right-hand man Fawful flying, then you scare away
my left-hand woman Coolplanet! Now it's payback time!
Unregistered: But-but you're dead!
Cackletta: Yes, but Coolplanet brought me back to life and she also planted a time bomb
that will make me ruler of the world in exactly 1 hour! Eeyahahaha!
Unknown voice: Not so fast, Cackletta!
A guy in a gray mask, purple crystal shoes, a yellow sword and a purple cape appears.
Unregistered: Meta-knight!
Meta-knight: I've heard about you, Cackletta! You're the mistress of all evil! It's time
to put an end to your evil scheme!
Cackletta: Eeyahahaha! You'll never defeat me! I am much more powerful than you! And all
your allies are a kid that doesn't even know the words to the song Pop goes the Weasel, a
princess in a red dress and two chipmunks!
Unknown voice: I wouldn't say so!
Pokemon Trainer appears.
Unregistered: Hahaha! Now we got 6 heroes!
Cackletta: Eeyahahaha! That guy doesn't have any powers, just a tiny blue turtle, a giant
toad with a bud on its back and an overgrown lizard!
Pokemon Trainer: They're no ordinary turtle, toad or lizard! They're pokemon! Pokemon are
powerful!
Cackletta: But still-
All: ATTACK!!!
Unregistered takes out an Ulitma Weapon, Sleeping Lion, Bond of Flame, and Wishing Lamp
keyblade, Daisy uses her karate moves, Chip and Dale use an acorn cannon, Meta-knight
fires a beam out of his sword, Pokemon Trainer sends out Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard,
Squirtle used Hydro Cannon, Ivysaur uses Frenzy Plant, and Charizard uses Blast Burn.
Soon, Cackletta is defeated and dies once again. Daisy uses a new invention to find the
time bomb, then everyone digs it up. Everyone burrows to find the time bomb then Squirtle
douses the flame and Daisy throws it all the way into Space and the time bomb gets ****ed
into a black hole.
Unregistered: 13 archenemies down, 212 to go!

Posted: jul 04, 2008 6:18 pm

pigganon
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Ummm...


Are you 8? Seriously, work on finding "archenemies" that aren't from kiddie stuff! I
scream in frustration at you!

Posted: jul 04, 2008 6:47 pm

pigganon
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BTW


Happy 4th of july, Unregistered, you 8-year-old bastard.

Posted: jul 04, 2008 6:48 pm

Unregistered
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I'm not 8!


I said I wouldn't be back here 'til tomorrow, but I just couldn't resist! Everyone is
different! Even preteens can still like Mario, Kirby and Pokemon! Also, why are those dumb
$2pids Paine, Yuna and Rikku in this game?

Posted: jul 04, 2008 7:56 pm

Coolplanet
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Because you're 8!


It's because you're 8 and have a wild imagination, so people thought that creative kids
would like creative and cool characters in the game-DUH! Also, I'm going to answer ALL
your questions so you can stfu!

You can't fight in Atlantica because you have all those other musicals to think about,
also, actually you do fight in Atlantica because on The Ursula Song, you hit Ursula
LOADS!By the way your ****sies are toast!LOL

Sora isn't boring- It's your personal opinion, but even if he is, HELLO- IT'S THE 21ST
CENTURY, WHADDYA EXPECT!!!

Seifer's in it so you suspect that he's evil during the 1st part of the game, like he's a
nobody going to attack and make Kingdom Hearts- That's what I thought anyway when I 1st
played!

The bosses are wimps probably cos you haven't started on proud mode, also if they're
wimps, it gives everyone a chance to see the ending!

Santa obviously isn't real anyway, and what did Donald and Goofy get for being
good-NOTHING so it doesn't matter anyway!

What did you expect with Chicken little anyway, he isn't macho and he's a midget who can
barely play baseball!

Will doesn't know what a skateboard is because he lives in a place where it's super old
and skateboards weren't invented- DUH!!!

Dusks move sexually to give them a more mysterious feel!

Nobodies help improve your level skill on the pause screen, because the more you kill, the
higher your level goes up, making you more powerful- That's an easy one!

Anymore easy questions Dumb***?

Posted: jul 05, 2008 3:58 am

Unregistered
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Ok,


I meant you don't get to fight any heartlesses, and I want to fight as in get experience,
Drive and money! And if Chicken Little's a midget, why is he a summon anyway? And my
question about Will and the skateboard was already answered by PIgganon! And I don't get
drive points from nobodies!
I hate Twilight Town now! It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and boring jobs
with boring music!

Posted: jul 05, 2008 9:29 am

Unregistered
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Where are you,


Cruelblahnu+?

Posted: jul 05, 2008 12:09 pm

Unregistered
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Fine!


I'mnot coming back until Monday!

Posted: jul 05, 2008 10:01 pm

pigganon
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Fine by me.


We could go a day without your whiny 8-year-old text/voice.

Posted: jul 05, 2008 10:14 pm

Unregistered
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Hey


I said I wouldn't be back until Monday, but I just couldn't hold back! Anyway, please
answer this question:
What is the deal with Twilight Town? It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and
boring jobs with boring music!

Posted: jul 06, 2008 8:20 am

pigganon
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Why


Do you lie to us all the time? You say you won't be back 'till Monday, yet here you are!
you liar!

Posted: jul 06, 2008 10:04 am

Unregistered
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So


don't EVER trick me like that again!

Posted: jul 06, 2008 3:24 pm

pigganon
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How


did I trick you?

Posted: jul 06, 2008 3:39 pm

Unregistered
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You


didn't use this and you pretended to not be here.

Posted: jul 06, 2008 8:41 pm

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