Kingdom Hearts 2 Q&A

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What is the deal with this game?


This game ****s! I mean, I don't get to fight in Atlantica, and I hate those *** nobodies! They drop nothing but worthless Magic Points! No drive points, money, or HP! I hate nobodies, especially Dusks, because they're naked! And now Sora's boring because whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool in the original Kingdom Hearts! And why is Mickey out of his mind in this game? And those three ***s Paine, Rikku and Yuna! And that badmouth Seifer! And what is the deal with Jack Sparrow? Why is he all evil in this game? I liked the other Kingdom Hearts games, because they didn't make fun of Disney! And what is the deal with Twilight Town? It has nothing but *** nobodies! And all the bosses are wimps except for Sephiroth and Twilight Thorn! But I have to admit that I think the music when you battle Jafar is awesome, but everything else ****s!

Posted: apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm
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pigganon
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Ummmm...


No. I didn't.

Posted: jul 06, 2008 10:14 pm
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Unregistered
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YES YOU DID!


You didn't use this thing for a while and I thought you were gone!

Posted: jul 07, 2008 12:24 pm
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Unregistered
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QUIT


TRYING TO TRICK ME, YOU DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: jul 07, 2008 5:31 pm
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pigganon
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You are absolutly sane.


I did no such thing.

Posted: jul 07, 2008 6:28 pm
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Unregistered
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Well


you barely even use this anymore so that makes me think you're on a trip or something!

Posted: jul 07, 2008 10:05 pm
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pigganon
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Well...


I can't have witty remarks ALL of the time!

Posted: jul 08, 2008 12:29 am
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Unregistered
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Okay okay okay!


Just do this once a day-Hey that rhymes! Anyway, here are my remaining questions:
Why can't I fight in Atlantica?
What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!
And I hate those dusk nobodies! They're naked! It's so inapropriate!
Why is Sora boring now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool
in the original Kingdom Hearts!
Why are those dumb $2pids Paine, Yuna and Rikku in this game?
I hate Twilight Town now! It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and boring jobs
with boring music!
Why are all the bosses wimps in this game?
I hate the background music when you're fighting hypnotized Beast!
Why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on the naughty list
just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!
What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do absolutely nothing! And if they
do nothing, why is he a summon in this game anyway?
I'll ask you this question:
Why are all the bosses wimps in this game? I only played easy mode in the original Kingdom
Hearts and a lot of bosses in that game were hard (Yuffie, Hades, Maleficent, Sephiroth,
Kurt Zisa, etc).

Posted: jul 08, 2008 12:46 pm
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pigganon
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Hmmm...


May I call you UnReg?

Posted: jul 08, 2008 8:18 pm
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Unregistered
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Uh...


Okay. Anyway, why is the music where you fight hypnotised Beast so thtupid?

Posted: jul 09, 2008 12:29 pm
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pigganon
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IDK


Ask the programmers, UnReg.

Posted: jul 09, 2008 6:01 pm
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Unregistered
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But


I don't know them! Anywaay, why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that
Sora's on the naughty list just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!

Posted: jul 09, 2008 6:54 pm
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pigganon
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Did you know...


If you rearrange the letters in Santa's name, it can spell Satan?

Posted: jul 09, 2008 8:42 pm
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Unregistered
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GRRR


WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?!!?
Meanwhile, in the north pole...
Santa: Looks like Pigganon is on the naughty list!
Meanwhile back to the world of Cheatsguru...
UnReg takes out a hammer and whacks Pigganon, Meta-knight slashes him, Daisy karate kicks
him, Chip and Dale use acorn cannons, Squirtle uses Aqua Jet, Ivysaur uses Bullet Seed and
Charizard uses Rock Smash. Then Sonic appears out of nowhere and uses his ginormous speed
to run around Pigganon making Pigganon dizzy then Kirby appears and swallows Pigganon to
get the Hamster power. Then Kirby spits out Pigganon at a thorn bush.
UnReg: Answer this question: What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do
absolutely nothing! And if they do nothing, why is he a summon in this game anyway?

Posted: jul 09, 2008 10:17 pm
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pigganon
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O Noes!


CoolPlanet! Help me! I have been kidnapped by UnReg! The bastard made a robotic cat with
knockout gas in it! And he tried to make me denounce Square Enix! HELP!

Posted: jul 10, 2008 12:34 am
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Unregistered
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WHAT?!!?


I'm not trying to make you ban Square Enix! I'm asking you my questions! 2nd off,
Coolplanet's been gone for 23 questions and she's too scared to come back!

Posted: jul 10, 2008 12:28 pm
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pigganon
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LIES!


Stop lying!

Posted: jul 10, 2008 5:41 pm
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Unregistered
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AAARGHPT..H!


FIRST YOU SAY I LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS 2, THEN YOU CALL ME THE CREEPY TWAT OF CR@PPYTOWN,
THEN YOU CALL ME AN OLD FART, THEN YOU CALL ME AN 8-YEAR OLD BABY, AND NOW YOU THINK I'M
TRYING TO BAN SQUARE ENIX!!!!! NOW, ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
Why can't I fight in Atlantica? In the Original Kingdom Hearts, I could, but not anymore!
I could have the ocncerts AND the battles!

Posted: jul 10, 2008 8:50 pm
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Unregistered
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WHERE


IS PIGGANON?!!?

Posted: jul 11, 2008 7:02 pm
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pigganon
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right here.


You lily-livered COWARD!

Posted: jul 11, 2008 7:47 pm
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Unregistered
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I AM NOT LILY-LIVERED!!!


I AM NOT LILY-LIVERED!!! Anyway, What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop
nothing but worthless magic points! And I hate those dusk nobodies! They're naked! It's so
inapropriate!

Posted: jul 12, 2008 9:21 am
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Unregistered
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WHERE


ARE YOU?!!? WHEREVER YOU ARE, ANSWER THE QUESTION!
What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop
nothing but worthless magic points! And I hate those dusk nobodies! They're naked! It's so
inapropriate!

Posted: jul 12, 2008 7:56 pm
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pigganon
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They're naked because...


It's sexier! Thus Appealing to an older demographic!

Posted: jul 12, 2008 9:42 pm
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pigganon
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Actually...


They're not naked. They have no genitalia. Don't you need genitals in order to be truly
nude?

Posted: jul 12, 2008 9:44 pm
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Unregistered
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Thanks. Now answer this:


Why is Sora thtupid now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool
in the original Kingdom Hearts!

Posted: jul 12, 2008 10:23 pm
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pigganon
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Ummm...


He's not "thtupid", he's confused. What with Organism XII, nobodies, Roxas, the King,
Etc., a chosen wielder of the Keyblade has every right to be a bit muddled!

Posted: jul 12, 2008 11:18 pm
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pigganon
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Sorry.


I forgot the 3rd "I" in "Organism XIII"

Posted: jul 12, 2008 11:19 pm
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Unregistered
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Next question:


Why are those dumb $2pids Paine, Yuna and Rikku in this game?

Posted: jul 13, 2008 7:49 pm
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pigganon
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Why don't you ask the programmers?


They should know.

Posted: jul 13, 2008 8:33 pm
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Unregistered
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Anyway,


I hate Twilight Town now! It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and boring jobs
with boring music!

Posted: jul 14, 2008 12:38 pm
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Unregistered
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WHERE


IS PIGGANON? WHEREVER HE HIS, ANSWER THIS QUESTION:
Why are all the bosses wimps in this game?

Posted: jul 15, 2008 1:41 pm
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pigganon
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They're not wimps!


You just played it on "easy".

Posted: jul 15, 2008 2:44 pm
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Unregistered
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I know!


But I played on Easy in the original Kingdom Hearts and a lot of bosses were hard in this
game!

Posted: jul 15, 2008 3:55 pm
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Unregistered
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WHERE


IS PIGGANON? And where's Coolplanet? Did she surrender? Horray! The Coolplanet hag has
finally given up!

Posted: jul 16, 2008 8:29 pm
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pigganon
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LIES!


She has not given up! I'll wager she's on hiatus, or doing... stuff.

Posted: jul 16, 2008 8:43 pm
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Unregistered
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Here's another question:


Why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on the naughty list
just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!

Posted: jul 17, 2008 12:28 pm
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Unregistered
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Where


IS PIGGANON? WHEREVER YOU ARE, ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
Why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on the naughty list
just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 3:41 pm
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pigganon
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Santa


is a vengeful, evil man who wants nothing but the complete destruction of humanity.

Posted: jul 18, 2008 6:07 pm
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Unregistered
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That's a lie!


Santa gives gifts to everyone, you +wi+! He's not evil!
Meanwhile...
Santa: Looks like Pigganon's on the naughty list permanintly!
Meanwhile...
Unregistered: EVERYONE!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy kicks PIgganon, Meta-knight fires a beam of light from his sword, Squirtle uses
Hydro Cannon, Ivysaur uses Frenzy Plant, Charizard uses Blast Burn and Kirby swallows
Pigganon to get the hamster power, then spits him out into a thorn bush.
Unregistered: Lucario, go!
Lucario uses aura sphere on Pigganon.
Unregistered: What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do absolutely
nothing! And if they
do nothing, why is he a summon in this game anyway?

Posted: jul 18, 2008 7:26 pm
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pigganon
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HA..!


You fool! By attacking me, you have only made my powers stronger!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 9:13 pm
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pigganon
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Pigganon: Go my minions!


Vincent Valentine: Shoots UnReg in the face!
Balthier: Shoots UnReg in the face!
Solid Snake: Creeps up behind UnReg and snaps his filthy, filthy neck!
Darth Vader: Slits open UnReg's belly!
Ratchet: Smashes UnReg's face in!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 9:18 pm
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pigganon
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Pigganon: Go my minions! Again!


Kratos: Eviscerates UnReg!
Dante: Shoots UnReg in the face!
Sephiroth: Stabs UnReg in the face!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 9:25 pm
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pigganon
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Pigganon: And Finally...


Pigganon: Completely obliterates UnReg into nothingness!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 9:27 pm
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Unregistered
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I'm sorry


but you didn't really kill me, you killed (Takes off the 1st Unregistered's mask revealing
a dumb $2pid person from my Summer School who ruins games just because they're
games!)Vesheesh! By the way, I thought you hated Nintendo, so why did you summon Solid
Snake?
Pigganon: Because I dirty my pants in my spare time, wear lady's underwear and pick my
nose and smell like skunk p00p!
Unregistered: Now, feel the wrath of my friends!
Daisy: Kicks Pigganon
Mario: Whacks Pigganon with a hammer
Princess Peach: Uses karate kick
Luigi: Uses Luigi Missile
Bowser: Turns into Giga Bowser and punches Pigganon
Donkey Kong: Smashes Pigganon
Diddy Kong: Fires acorn cannons at Pigganon
Yoshi: Throws a giant exploding red egg at Pigganon
Link: Uses a series of bombs
Zelda: Uses a golden arrow
Ganondorf: Turns into Ganon then pounds Pigganon
Samus: Fires a mega blast at Pigganon
Kirby: Cooks Pigganon
Meta-knight: Uses omnislash
King Dedede: Eats Pigganon then spits him at a thorn bush
Fox, Falco and Wolf: Use landmaster tanks
Squirtle: Uses hydro cannon
Ivysaur: Uses frenzy plant
Charizard: Uses blast burn
Pikachu: Uses Volt Tackle
Jigglypuff: Puffs up then sits on Pigganon
Lucario: Uses giant aura balls
Mewtwo: Uses giant shadow balls
Popo and Nana: Summon a giant glacier
Mr. Game&Watch: Turns into a giant octopus and squirts ink at Pigganon
Chip&Dale: Use acorn cannons
Spongebob: Blows a giant bubble bomb
Timmy: Uses Cozmo&Wanda to trap Pigganon in quicksand
Danny: Uses ghostly wail
Jimmy: Invents a freeze ray to freeze Pigganon
And finally...
Unregistered: Hits Pigganon with ULtima Weapon, Sleeping Lion, Wishing Lamp and Bond of
Flame keyblades, a hammer and a golden sword to kill the evil villain known as Pigganon
once and for all!

Posted: jul 18, 2008 10:13 pm
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pigganon
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Wow.


You sure killed me. Yup, it would appear as though I am dead. Mm-hmm. And the use of
Nickelodeon characters? Brilliant. Too bad you didn't factor in the fact that WITH EVERY
ATTACK, I GOT STRONGER! Also, Metal Gear Solid isn't a Nintendo exclusive. ****tard.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 12:32 am
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pigganon
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Oh, and BTW,


They aren't your friends. They're my minions. Except the nick characters. But anyhoo,
Everyone except the nick characters were under my control. You're mine, *****!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 12:39 am
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Unregistered
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If Metal Gear isn't nintendo,


then HOW COME SOLID SNAKE APPEARS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?!!? Well, too bad you
forgot... Timmy!
Timmy: Cozmo! Wanda! I wish Daisy, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong,
Yoshi, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Samus, Kirby, Meta-knight, King Dedede, Fox, Falco, Wolf,
Pikachu, Pokemon Trainer, Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Mewtwo, Popo,
Nanna, Mr. Game&Watch, Chip and Dale would come to their senses!
Cozmo&Wanda grant the wish. All 31 join Ryan's side again.
Timmy: Now, I wish Pigganon wouldn't get stronger every time he was hit!
Wanda: I'm sorry, but the rules say we can't do that.
Cozmo: Oh no! A lot of people can see us! They know we're Timmy's fairies! Now we have to
go away forever!
Wanda: Sure they can see us, but they're not from the FairlyOddParents series!
Unregistered: I guess we have no choice... Plusle! Minun! Volbeat! Illumise! Use charm to
overwhelmly cut Pigganon's power!
The 4 small pokemon use Charm.
Pigganon: Yeah, what's charming going to do?
Unregistered: Well, Charm is a move that harshly cuts the opponent's attacks.
Pigganon (Picking his nose): I'm scratching my brain!
Everyone turns their heads to avoid vomiting.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 12:38 pm
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pigganon
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YOU FOOL!


Pigganon: You think I didn't anticipate this? Cloud!
Cloud Strife: Yeah?
Pigganon: I'm teaming you up with Vincent.
Cloud: OK.
Then Cloud and Vincent do a limit attack and UnReg is never heard from again.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 1:19 pm
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pigganon
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Oh, and BTW,


Snake is in brawl because Konami begged Nintendo to put him there.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 1:21 pm
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pigganon
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Oh, and BTW,


I ****IN LOVE Nintendo!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 1:22 pm
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Unregistered
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If you love Nintendo,


then how come you hate Mario, Pokemon and Kirby? Anyway, that wasn't really me you killed,
that was... (Takes off the 1st Unregistered's disguise revealing one of Jojora's
girlfriends) Chucklissa! And not so fast, Cloud, or should I say... (Pulls off his
disguise revealing a $2pidhead from Pokemon) Kenny!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 2:16 pm
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