Kingdom Hearts 2 Q&A

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What is the deal with this game?


This game ****s! I mean, I don't get to fight in Atlantica, and I hate those *** nobodies! They drop nothing but worthless Magic Points! No drive points, money, or HP! I hate nobodies, especially Dusks, because they're naked! And now Sora's boring because whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no? I liked him better when he was cool in the original Kingdom Hearts! And why is Mickey out of his mind in this game? And those three ***s Paine, Rikku and Yuna! And that badmouth Seifer! And what is the deal with Jack Sparrow? Why is he all evil in this game? I liked the other Kingdom Hearts games, because they didn't make fun of Disney! And what is the deal with Twilight Town? It has nothing but *** nobodies! And all the bosses are wimps except for Sephiroth and Twilight Thorn! But I have to admit that I think the music when you battle Jafar is awesome, but everything else ****s!

Posted: apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm
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WTF?


I don't hate Mario! Also, you have a lot of decoys. Whats the matter? Scared to face me?
Mano y mano?

Posted: jul 19, 2008 2:48 pm

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Oh, and BTW,


I pull off Kenny's mask and...

Posted: jul 19, 2008 2:51 pm

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OH MY GOD!


I RIPPED OFF HIS FACE!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 2:52 pm

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Yes!


At last, one of my archenemies is dead! I probably should thank you. And if you don't hate
Mario, then how come 5 pages ago, you said, "MARIO and Pokemon mostly $uck by now"?

Posted: jul 19, 2008 5:12 pm

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Because


NOW they ****. Not in the Good Ol' Days of 8-bit. Now, all Mario does is sports, Kart
Racing, and the occasional cameo in a fighting game.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 6:49 pm

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Oh, and


jump, and party.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 6:50 pm

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And


go on dates with Peach and go on adventures with Luigi and meet new friends. By the way,
I still have these questions to ask you:
What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!
Why is Sora boring now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no?
I hate Twilight Town now! It has nothing but $2pid nobodies, boring music and boring jobs
with boring music!
Why are all the bosses wimps in this game? I played easy mode in this game and the other
Kingdom Hearts and the bosses in the original Kingdom Hearts were hard even though I
played on easy mode!
Why does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on the naughty list
just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO!
What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do absolutely nothing! And if they
do nothing, why is he a summon in this game anyway?
I'll ask you this question right now:
What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 8:07 pm

pigganon
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Hey!


One at a time please.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 8:15 pm

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Okay.


What is the deal with those $2pid nobodies? They drop nothing but worthless magic points!

Posted: jul 19, 2008 8:36 pm

pigganon
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They drop MP because...


They're empty shells. They can't be expected to drop much else.

Posted: jul 19, 2008 9:26 pm

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Why can't some


only drop Drive Points?

Posted: jul 20, 2008 8:00 am

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Because


drive points are big, and meaty. It's like those glad bag adverts. HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY,
wimpy wimpy wimpy.

Posted: jul 20, 2008 11:42 am

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Sorry.


I forgot to log in just now, but that was me about hefty and wimpy.

Posted: jul 20, 2008 11:43 am

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I forgive you.


Now, here's my next question:
Why is Sora thtupid now? I mean, whenever someone asks him an important Yes/No question
that he knows the answer to, he answers with a "Maybe"! How are the ones asking him the
questions supposed to know if the answer is yes or no?

Posted: jul 20, 2008 12:29 pm

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I have


already answered this question. He's confused, remember?

Posted: jul 20, 2008 12:30 pm

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No,


he knows the answer!

Posted: jul 20, 2008 3:18 pm

pigganon
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But he's confused!


Or he just likes being a dick. Either way, it's pretty entertaining

Posted: jul 20, 2008 3:21 pm

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But


it's still thtupid of him! Anyway, why are all the bosses wimps in this game? I played
easy mode in this game and the other Kingdom Hearts and the bosses in the original Kingdom
Hearts were hard even though I played on easy mode!

Posted: jul 20, 2008 4:48 pm

pigganon
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Because.


Well, I have no answers for that. I never played easy, so ask that question again in a
week. I should be done by then.

Posted: jul 20, 2008 6:39 pm

pigganon
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CoolPlanet! You have to watch this video!


I LOLed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM2LLBdRoP0

Posted: jul 20, 2008 7:49 pm

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Um,,,


Your precious Droolplanet has chickened off when she found out that she always told me
lies. By the way, 2hy does this game make fun of Santa by making him say that Sora's on
the naughty list just because he told everyone he didn't exist 7 YEARS AGO! And don't get
Santa confused with Satan. Santa is nothing like Satan! Santa gives presents and Satan
tries to kill everyone! So, please answer the question!

Posted: jul 20, 2008 9:24 pm

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I don't believe in Satan. I'm not christiain.


Nor do I believe in Santa.

Posted: jul 21, 2008 12:07 am

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Here's my next question:


What is the deal with Chicken Little's fireworks? They do absolutely nothing! And if they
do nothing, why is he a summon in this game anyway?

Posted: jul 21, 2008 12:21 pm

pigganon
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I refuse to answer questions about summons


because I don't use them.

Posted: jul 21, 2008 3:12 pm

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Well,


Why are all the bosses wimps in this game? I played easy mode in this game and the other
Kingdom Hearts and the bosses in the original Kingdom Hearts were hard even though I
played on easy mode!

Posted: jul 21, 2008 5:30 pm

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They're not wimps!


Uh... I really have no explanation for that.

Posted: jul 21, 2008 6:00 pm

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If they're not wimps,


how come I barely lost to any of them before?

Posted: jul 21, 2008 7:05 pm

pigganon
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You leveled up first.


Am I correct?

Posted: jul 21, 2008 7:34 pm

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No,


I didn't level up first. I beat them on my first try.

Posted: jul 21, 2008 8:15 pm

pigganon
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Well I'll be damned.


You're pretty good. Never thought that phrase would come from my keyboard.

Posted: jul 21, 2008 11:16 pm

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Hey


where's Coolplanet? She hasn't been here in 17 days! Maybe she's finally given up on
making me look like I dirty my pants every morning!

Posted: jul 22, 2008 12:38 pm

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Or


maybe she's at Summer Camp.

Posted: jul 22, 2008 5:38 pm

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WHERE


IS PIGGANON?!!?

Posted: jul 22, 2008 6:51 pm

pigganon
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*sigh*


Right here. I am so ****ing exhausted.

Posted: jul 22, 2008 7:14 pm

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Okay.


Sorry.

Posted: jul 23, 2008 9:59 am

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OH. MY. FSM.


I JUST SAW THE DARK KNIGHT! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Posted: jul 24, 2008 9:46 pm

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Wow!


You saw that while I went camping! Anyway, what does FSM mean?

Posted: jul 25, 2008 6:16 pm

pigganon
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FSM means


Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is the god of Pastafarianism. All praise the Noodly Lord!

Posted: jul 25, 2008 7:40 pm

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Oh.


Hey I just remembered something: Why does this game make Tifa interfere with Cloud's
battle with Sephiroth and as a result, CLoud dying?

Posted: jul 25, 2008 8:15 pm

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I actually haven't beaten sephiroth yet.


I'm still leveling up.

Posted: jul 25, 2008 8:17 pm

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Ha!


So you admit that you are NOT the greatest warrior in the universe! Anyway, since you
still didn't beat the game, why don't you use the Chicken Little summon's fireworks and
answer my question about why they do nothing!

Posted: jul 26, 2008 5:53 pm

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I have too beaten the game!


Just not Sephi! I respect him too much.

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:05 pm

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Oh


****y.

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:13 pm

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But


if you respect him, then why are you still leveling up to defeat him?

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:14 pm

pigganon
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Because


If you respect someone, pwn their face.

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:15 pm

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Hey


a week ago I said, Why are all the bosses wimps in this game? I played easy mode in this
game and the other Kingdom Hearts and the bosses in the original Kingdom Hearts were hard
even though I played on easy mode!" then you said " They're not wimps! Uh... I really have
no explanation for that." then I said, "If they're not wimps, how come I barely lost to
any of them before?" then you said, "You leveled up first. Am I correct?" then I said,
"No, I didn't level up first. I beat them on my first try." then you said, "Well, I have
no answers for that. I never played easy, so ask that question again in a week. I should
be done by then." And now a week is up, so can you please answer that question?

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:18 pm

pigganon
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They are pretty easy.


I have no explanation for that.

Posted: jul 26, 2008 7:37 pm

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Oh.


Thanks.

Posted: jul 26, 2008 11:34 pm

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Hey


the Coolplanet heartless hasn't been here in 22 days! Is she at summer camp or is she gone
chicken?
Coolplanet: I'm back and I want everyone to know something!
Unregistered, Daisy, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Samus, Kirby,
King Dedede, Meta-knight, Chip, Dale, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Pikachu, Pokemon Trainer,
Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, Pichu, Mewtwo, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Popo, Nana, Mr.
Game&Watch, Spongebob, Timmy, Cozmo, Wanda, Danny, Jimmy and Sonic: Uh-oh...
Coolplanet: I admit that... I am a big fat retard that likes to dirty my pants every
morning and smells like poo and that I'm the creepy twat of *meep*y town and that I smell
like pig droppings and eats out of the toilet and pick my nose in my spare time!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU ADMIT YOU ARE A BIG FAT
M0R0N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coolplanet: What's a m0r0n?

Posted: jul 27, 2008 8:22 am

pigganon
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Ummm...


I have no comment for that.

Posted: jul 27, 2008 12:13 pm

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