
pigganon
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Innapropriate stuff will not infect your computer.
Not all of it, anyway. BUT THAT WAS MY BELOVED HYPNO! I keep his Pokeball next to my
Blaziken and my Meowth! I don't hate Pokemon! Also, my lawyer is Phoenix Wright! I'm
already out of jail! Do you know why? I WAS NEVER READ MY RIGHTS! I do NOT soil myself,
nor do I pick my nose! So F**K YOU, UnReg!
Posted: aug 05, 2008 11:12 pm
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pigganon
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Oh, and BTW,
Do you believe everything your mommy tells you? Awwwww, how cute!
Posted: aug 05, 2008 11:13 pm
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pigganon
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*makes baby noises at Unreg*
Posted: aug 05, 2008 11:14 pm
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Unregistered
|
Um...
I'll have you konw my Mom is the best mom in the world! And if you like Pokemon, how come
you said, "Mario and POKEMON $uck bu now"? You also said Pokemon is for 8-year-olds! And I
said you pick your nose because you started it! And you admit you're a baby because of the
baby noises you just made, you devil! That's it! Everyone!
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. INcredible, Elastigirl, Violet, Dash, Chip, Dale, Aladdin, Mario, Luigi, Peach,
Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Samus, Kirby, Meta-knight,
King Dedede, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Yuffie, Spongebob, Danny, Timmy, Jimmy, Squirtle, Ivysaur,
Charizard, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Hypno, Muk, Lucario, Popo, Nana, Mr. Game&Watch,
Wario and Unregistered all attack Pigganon until he dies.
Posted: aug 06, 2008 8:52 am
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pigganon
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They mostly **** by NOW
I've explained this before. Also, MY mom is the best mom in the world, and I won't hear
anything otherwise, so meh! 2nd, I'm no devil. I'm a tiger. 3rd, I like pokemans, I just
think that they're aimed at a younger demographic, which they are. 4th, I'm not a baby, I
just thought that making baby noises would be a great way to humiliate you. 5th, GIVE ME
BACK MY HYPNO! 6th, I absorb your attacks and shoot them back at you, like Yoda did to
Darth Sidious in Episode III. 7th, It is impossible for me to truly die because I have
been Touched by His Noodly Appendage. I'm speaking of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and
it's not sexual.
Posted: aug 06, 2008 3:10 pm
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pigganon
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Hey!
Posted: aug 06, 2008 3:17 pm
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Unregistered
|
Oh, you mean
Meatspin wasn't n00dity? It was a flying spaghetti monster? And I didn't say you were a
devil, I said you were THE devil! And hunh? I took YOUR Hypno instead of mine? Okay, Muk,
hand it over.
Muk: Muuuuuuuuk!
Unregistered: Here you go, Pigganon. I didn't know this was your Hypno. I'll use mine.
Unregistered goes to the telephone then dials Prof. Birch's phone #.
Birch: Hi, Unregistered!
Unregistered: Could you send over my Hypno-Oh wait! My Golduck also knows Disable and it's
at a higher level! So can you send my Golduck over instead?
Birch: Sure!
Later...
Unregistered: Okay, Pigganon! Prepare to meet your doom!
Pigganon: But I have immunity to attacks!
Unregistered: Oh really! Golduck, disable!
Golduck: Golduck!
Unregistered: Haha! Now Golduck disabled the ability to turn attacks into power! Now
you're vulnerable! Everyone! Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Incredible: Punches Pigganon
Elastigirl: Uses her extremely long arms to hit Pigganon
Violet: Walks toward Pigganon then uses force field to throw him across the room.
Dash: Uses his incredibly swift punches
Spongebob: Blows a bubble bomb
Danny: Uses ghostly wail
Timmy: Uses Cozmo&Wanda to trap Pigganon in quicksand
Jimmy: Uses freeze gun
Daisy: Uses karate kick
Yuffie: Uses karate kick
Mario: Uses a mega fire blast
Peach: Uses karate kick
Bowser: Turns into Giga Bowser and squashes Pigganon
Luigi: Uses Negative Zone
Donkey Kong: Uses giant punch
Diddy Kong: Uses rocketbarrel
Yoshi: Eats a blue watermelon then breathes ice
LInk: Uses many bombs
Zelda: Uses a golden arrow
Ganondorf: Turns into Ganon then attacks Pigganon
Samus: Uses giga-beam
Kirby: Cooks Pigganon
Meta-Knight: Fires a lightning beam out of his sword
King Dedede: Sits on Pigganon
Fox, Falco and Wolf: Use landmaster tanks
Pikachu: Uses volt tackle
Squirtle: Uses Hydro Cannon
Ivysaur: Uses Frenzy Plant
Charizard: Uses Blast Burn
Golduck - uses Hydro Pump
Jigglypuff: Sits on Pigganon
Mewtwo: Uses shadow ball
Lucario: Uses Force Palm
Popo&Nana - make a giant icicle come out of the ground and hit Pigganon
Mr. Game&Watch - turns into a giant octopus then squirts ink at Pigganon
Wario - Farts on pIGGANON
Sonic - Runs around Pigganon, making PIgganon dizzy
And finally...
Unregistered: Uses 4 keyblades to kill Pigganon.
Unregistered: Ha! Not so hard for you to die anymore, right?
Posted: aug 06, 2008 9:33 pm
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pigganon
|
Wow.
That attack, sure killed me. Yup. Yesiree! Except...
Posted: aug 06, 2008 10:46 pm
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pigganon
|
Pigganon: Deactivates the android that had taken his form.
Pigganon: HAHAHAHAHA! I took a leaf from your book and used a decoy. Also, the Meatspin IS
nudity, but it doesn't infect your computer. It just f**ks up your innocent little mind.
His Noodly Appendage is not nudity.
Posted: aug 06, 2008 10:51 pm
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pigganon
|
Hey!
Unreg! I'm growing weary of this bickering. Shall we try try to reach an agreement? Also,
if you want to know more about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I suggest you check out this
link
: http://www.venganza.org/ I promise on the life of my kitty that it's appropriate.
Posted: aug 06, 2008 10:55 pm
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Unregistered
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Ha!
I'm not falling for that! And the meatspin DOES infect your computer, you liar! My mom
only lies when she says she's got mommy radar and stuff like that! She never lies about
the computer! And I'm not one of those people who's interested in that "Flying spaghetti
monster" thing. Or is it something you made up?
Posted: aug 06, 2008 11:01 pm
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pigganon
|
*gasp*
I speak nothing but the truth when I speak of the FSM! His site is Awesome with a capital
A! Bobby Henderson was one of the first to receive The Noodly Truth! I swear on my Kitty's
life that Venganza is clean! I'm only trying to help you in the long run! I type with a
lot of exclamation marks! Please, I only want to end this war. Accept my offer, which has
nothing to do with the FSM. Please.
Posted: aug 07, 2008 12:08 am
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pigganon
|
Hey!
Do you have school yet? If so, you can visit Venganza when you have free time and access
to a computer! It's completely allowed at my school, so why not yours?
Posted: aug 07, 2008 12:10 am
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Unregistered
|
Because
you said the last one you said was awesome but it was horribly ugly so why should I trust
you when you said this one is appropriate? And I can absorb attacks and turn them into
power WITHOUT getting my hands contaminated by the horrible disgustingness!
Daisy: I've been working on a new invention for a year! It's called the attack-absorber!
Whoever is zapped by it will absorb attacks! Ha! And you don't even have to get poisoned
to do it! BTW, you did the risky way and got poisoned, and not even your new shield can
stop it!
Pigganon: What? I did? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!!
Pigganon turns into a skeleton then his skeleton turns into dust and the dust burns down
to nothing.
UnReg: Ha! You sacrificed yourself to try to kill me, but you only killed my archenemies
in disguise! And since you were contaminated by the disgustingness, you died!
Posted: aug 07, 2008 10:05 pm
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Coolplanet
|
Well anyhoo...
Unreg, this just proves that you want attention, because when Pigganon asked for an
aggreement, you daren't agree, also I have the best MUM in the world, over here in England
we call it Mum, not mom, so you guys argue over whether yours is the best mom in the
world, but the best mum in the world! Pretty confusing huh? BTW only viruses get into you
computer if you're ****** enough not to have norton or an anti-virus progam in your
computer, also only ****** ppl like you believe their mommys, omg! Not even i truly
believe my mum!
Posted: aug 08, 2008 2:20 pm
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Unregistered
|
Hey,
Coolplanet, Pigganon likes Pokemon! And I don't agree with PIgganon because last time he
posted a video for me to watch, he said it was cool but it was the worst thing I ever saw!
And my Mom is the best mom in the world because even when I run out of gameboy time for
the day, she still gives me some more! And a lot of time she surprises me by bringing home
cookie-dough ice cream, my favorite ice cream! And just because I don't have norton or
Anti-virus program in my computer doesn't mean I'm thtupid! Jimmy Neutron is very smart
and he doesn't know much about English! I'll prove to you that I'm smart! The P in
pnemonia is silent! Pi=3.141592653589793238462643383279! Winston Churchill is the prime
minister of Britain! Unlike the female humans, the male seahorse gives birth to its baby!
Starfish can regenerate themselves!The prime factorization of 100 is 2*2*5*5! The square
root of 169 is 13! See? I'm very smart! And that's what children are supposed to do, they
trust their mother, you predator! The only time I don't believe my Mom is when she says
she has mommy-radar! That's the ONLY time Mom lies to me! Everything else, she tells the
truth! And now that your minion Pigganon is dead, you're vulnerable!
Aladdin: Hey, Coolplanet! Unregistered here told me that on another question, you said I
smell like poo! Well, how's this for someone who smells like poo?
Aladdin slashes Coolplanet.
Mr. Incredible: So YOU'RE the one who gave Pigganon the idea to give Unregistered a
computer virus!
Mr. Incredible punches Coolplanet. Elastigirl, Violet, Dash, Daisy, Yuffie, Spongebob,
Danny, Timmy, Jimmy, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Link,
Zelda, Ganondorf, Samus, Kirby, Meta-Knight, King Dedede, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Golduck,
Pikachu, Ivysaur, Squirtle, Charizard, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Popo, Nana, Mr.
Game&Watch, Sonic and Wario attack Coolplanet.
Unregistered: Think it's over? It's not!
Unregistered attacks Coolplanet until she dies.
Posted: aug 08, 2008 3:47 pm
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Unregistered
|
Ha!
Those two are gone forever! And they're not coming back, are they? This time, they died
for real!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 10:02 am
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Unregistered
|
They
didn't even come back right now, even after 5 hours and 14 minites! So that can only mean
one thing... I was right! They really are dead! But just to be on the safe side, I'll
check this again tomorrow morning.
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:16 pm
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Unregistered
|
They really are
dead because they still aren't back! But just to be on the safe side, I'll come back
tomorrow.
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:17 pm
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Unregistered
|
They still aren't back,
which means they ARE dead!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:17 pm
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Unregistered
|
They still aren't back
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:18 pm
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Unregistered
|
I even
looked at their public profiles, then clicked Latest Q&A, which said the last thing they
did on Cheatsguru was talk to me!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:21 pm
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Unregistered
|
...
Noland, Lucy, Spenser, Tucker and Brandon (Frontier Brains from Pokemon Emerald): We came
here after hearing that a duo of villains named Pigganon and Coolplanet were trying to
kill you and take over the world!
Unregistered: I'm afraid you just missed them.
Noland: Even though I'm really smart, I didn't know he'd say THAT!
Lucy: That's the first time in my life I've ever got bad luck. We came here to stop them
but when we got here, they were already dead.
Spenser: I'm very wise and I sensed this to happen, but I tried to tell you.
Tucker: Look's like we came all this here for nothing.
Brandon: Who cares? You're too scared to have come all this way for nothing! I'm not
scared of anything because I'm the king of the Battle Pyramid!
All: Let's go.
Unregistered: Wait!
Tucker: Do you want to tell me how much you think I'm the best?
Brandon: You? The best? Oh puh-leze! Unregistered beat you on the 2nd try! But he lost to
me on the 2nd try! I'm stronger than you!
Noland: Wait a mi***e! Unregistered beat me on his 8th try!
Brandon: That doesn't mean you're stronger than me! Unregistered hasn't beat me yet, and
if he loses to me at least 6 more times, that means I'm stronger than you!
Lucy: Even stronger than Cackletta?
Tucker: Who's Cackletta?
Spenser: I sense that Cackletta's some evil witch and one of the most evil villains in the
universe!
Unregistered: I always thought Cackletta was the most evil villain in the universe, until
I met Coolplanet, or should I say Droolblahnet!
Unregistered: I just wanted to say that I'll be heading back to the kingdom of Hyrule to
help Link get through the forest temple!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:34 pm
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Unregistered
|
Which means
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:38 pm
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Unregistered
|
...
Noland, Lucy, Spenser, Tucker and Brandon (Frontier Brains from Pokemon Emerald): We came
here after hearing that two villains named Pigganon and Coolplanet were trying to kill you
and conquer the world!
Unregistered: You just missed them.
Noland: I'm really smart, but I didn't know he'd say THAT!
Lucy: That's the first time in my life I've ever got bad luck. We came to stop them but
when we got here, they were dead.
Spenser: I sensed this to happen.
Tucker: Look's like we came all this way for nothing.
Brandon: You're too scared to have come all this way for nothing! I'm not scared of
anything!
All: Let's go.
Unregistered: Wait!
Tucker: Do you want to tell me how much you think I'm the best?
Brandon: You? The best? Oh puh-leze! Unregistered beat you on the 2nd try! But he lost to
me on the 2nd try! I'm stronger than you!
Noland: Wait a mi***e! Unregistered beat me on his 8th try!
Brandon: That doesn't mean you're stronger than me! Unregistered hasn't beat me yet, and
if he loses to me at least 6 more times, that means I'm stronger than you!
Lucy: Even stronger than Cackletta?
Tucker: Who's Cackletta?
Spenser: I sense that Cackletta's some evil witch and one of the most evil villains in the
universe!
Unregistered: I always thought Cackletta was the most evil villain in the universe, until
I met Coolplanet, or should I say Droolblahnet!
Unregistered: I just wanted to say that I'll be heading back to the kingdom of Hyrule to
help Link get through the forest temple! Then I'll head back to the Battle Frontier to
have my rematch with Brandon (And maybe beat Greta on my first try)! I take turns going to
Hyrule and the Battle Frontier.
The frontier brains leave.
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:39 pm
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Unregistered
|
...
Noland, Lucy, Spenser, Tucker and Brandon (Frontier Brains from Pokemon): We came here
after hearing that two villains named Pigganon and Coolplanet want to kill you and conquer
the world!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:40 pm
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Unregistered
|
...
Noland, Lucy, Spenser, Tucker and Brandon (Frontier Brains from Pokemon Emerald): We came
here after hearing that two villains named Pigganon and Coolplanet were trying to kill you
and conquer the world!
Unregistered: You just missed them.
The frontier brains leave.
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:41 pm
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Unregistered
|
The thtupid
thing saying "Error! Too many messages!" made me repeat everything I said!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:42 pm
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Unregistered
|
The
thtupid thing saying "Error! Too many messages!" made me repeat everything!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:42 pm
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Unregistered
|
Curse that
thtupid thing saying "Error! Too many messages!" that made me repeat everything!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:43 pm
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Unregistered
|
Curse that
thtupid thing saying error too many messages! It made me repeat everything!
Posted: aug 09, 2008 3:44 pm
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Unregistered
|
Well at least those two nitwits are gone!
Lucario, if you sense anything wrong here, tell me.
Posted: aug 09, 2008 6:09 pm
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Unregistered
|
Well, we got through the forest temple!
Unregistered: Lucario, no sight of those two nitwits?
Lucario: No site of those two nitwits.
Posted: aug 10, 2008 7:07 am
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Unregistered
|
They still aren't back,
which means they ARE dead! Or they don't wake up this early in the morning-wait!
Coolplanet lives in Britain! Right now, it's 6:09 AM, which means in Britain, it shold be
6:09 PM. That means Coolplanet IS dead, but what about Pigganon! Maybe I should taunt him
a lot and see if he's coming back? Okay! You can't spell Pigganon without PIG!
Posted: aug 10, 2008 7:10 am
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Coolplanet
|
ok...
As in all of my posts, I don't return to Cheatguru in a long time, so you should expect it
from me now, Pigganon may just be dead! Also, you have gameboy time (laughs her head off),
omg, (wipes a tear from her eyes) you're killing me! It's so hilarious! Gameboys are old
and lame, and only complete mommy's boys have game time, seriously, it's so uncool! LOL!
Posted: aug 10, 2008 4:40 pm
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Unregistered
|
Lucario: I sense something wrong.
Unregistered: Let's get there immediately!
Later...
Coolplanet?
Coolplanet: As in all of my posts, I don't return to Cheatguru in a long time, so you
should expect it
from me now, Pigganon may just be dead! Also, you have gameboy time (laughs her head off),
omg, (wipes a tear from her eyes) you're killing me! It's so hilarious! Gameboys are old
and lame, and only complete mommy's boys have game time, seriously, it's so uncool! LOL!
Hey, Droolplanet: You said people who have gameboys are dummies, which means you're
calling Pigganon a dummy! Pigganon's public profile indicates that he plays Kingdom Hearts
Chain of Memories! That's for GBA, meaning he's a dweeb! And I thought I proved to you
that I'm smart! Want me to prove it to you again? Ok. The P in pnemonia is silent!
Pi=3.141592653589793238462643383279! Winston Churchill is the prime minister of Britain!
Unlike the female humans, the male seahorse gives birth to its baby! Starfish can
regenerate themselves!The prime factorization of 100 is 2*2*5*5! The square
root of 169 is 13! See? I'm very smart! And a lot of smart people love gameboy!
Aladdin: Yeah, you big poo-scented d00fu$! I do NOT smell like poo!
Droolplanet: How do you know that I said you smell like poo?
Aladdin: Unregistered here told me!
Posted: aug 10, 2008 6:13 pm
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Unregistered
|
Wait a second!
I thought all my helpers killed you!
Posted: aug 10, 2008 7:19 pm
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Coolplanet
|
For you see,
That actually wasn't me, that was actually (drum rolls) Bart Simpson in disguise!
Bart: Mwahahaha eat my shorts unreg!
Coolplanet: Yes indeed! mwahahaha!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 4:11 am
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Coolplanet
|
And BTW
If you read my post correctly, I said that GAMEBOYS are old and lame, not the people who
play them, BUT I said that mommy's boys who get game time are so uncool because they still
have to listen to what their mommys tell them to do!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 4:13 am
|

Coolplanet
|
Where is Pigganon now?
I'm absolutely shocked Pigganon, please come back and prove Unreg wrong it's not right
without you!
Coolplanet: HAHAHAHA i said you smell like poo because you do Aladdin, you're a street rat
for heaven's sake, street rats don't own baths because they live on the streets! And that
pathetic monkey abu carries diseases and he also smells like poo, the effect has being
carried onto you!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 4:17 am
|

Coolplanet
|
Where is Pigganon now?
I'm absolutely shocked Pigganon, please come back and prove Unreg wrong it's not right
without you!
Coolplanet: HAHAHAHA i said you smell like poo because you do Aladdin, you're a street rat
for heaven's sake, street rats don't own baths because they live on the streets! And that
pathetic monkey abu carries diseases and he also smells like poo, the effect has being
carried onto you!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 4:17 am
|

Coolplanet
|
Also,
Jimmy Neutron is a animation, he's not real, and he has a pain in the **** voice! Also,
knowing a few things doesn't make you smart, y'know, there's always people smarter than
you! Take for example Stephen Hawkings!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 4:20 am
|

Coolplanet
|
BTW!!!
Give me a few examples from the game when Sora says maybe to a yes/no question, because
you're forever bringing it up in some conversations and it's being a while since I played
the game but I wanna do it again, also check out this site Unreg and Pigganon (if you're
not dead) www.kh-vids.net it's the official site of all the kh videos from all the games
so far released!!!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 7:08 am
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Unregistered
|
Um, okay...
If the Coolplanet I killed was really Bart Simpson in disguise, how come after he died, he
told me to eat his shorts? And Pigganon's dead, remember? And how should I believe you
about the part about me being dumb? How far do you know of Pi? And I'm NOT going to get
that computer virus from that kh-vids.net!
Mr. Incredible: Yeah! If you try to give him a computer virus, that means you're evil!
Mr. Incredible attacks Coolplanet.
Unregistered: EVERYONE ELSE, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else attacks Coolplanet.
Posted: aug 11, 2008 10:22 am
|

Coolplanet
|
Because...
This is Bart Simpson we're talking about, the coolest kid in Springfield, he can never
die, Homer however can! Also, you still haven't answered my question, when in the game
does he say maybe to a yes/no question??? Also, I don't even know what pi is yet, we're
doing it in year 8, i'm only 12! You're 14! Also, I never said you was dumb, I said there
is always people smarter than you, get your facts right!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 1:14 pm
|

Coolplanet
|
Also!
Mr. Incredible, don't you have a family to attend to or even Syndrome? And how would mr.
incredible know what a computer virus is, he probably doesn't have a computer anyway
because if he did, he'd probably completely wreck it through tapping on the keys, they
keys would crumble! LOL! :D
And please note Unreg, tomorrow I might not be here because I'm going on holiday again, so
I'll let you know whether I'm going on hols or not! Good!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 1:19 pm
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Unregistered
|
HOW DO YOU
KNOW I'M 14? BTW, Mr. Incredible brought his whole family with him! And you did say I was
dumb! And if you don't know what Pi is, then you are a creeping head brainless person! And
Sora said maybe to a yes/no question when Pete asked if he killed Maleficent and when
Sephiroth asked if he told CLoud where he is! And Mr. Incredible HAS used a computer
before! Remember when he used that computer (If you don't remember, it was before those
cannons appeared!) Also, I'm not falling for your little scheme! There are no holidays in
August! If you think there are holidays in August, then you are the creepy twat of
thtupidtown!
Posted: aug 11, 2008 2:19 pm
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Unregistered
|
BTW,
Syndrome's dead! Remember when Mr. Incredible threw the car at Syndrome and his cape got
caught in the propellor and he died?
Posted: aug 12, 2008 9:16 am
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Unregistered
|
Y'know,
I don't know this "holiday" Droolplanet's going on. Whatever it is, the 1st time she left
this website is when she went to France. She was back in 5 days, meaning she could be back
tomorrow. But just in case... Lucario, let's go to the water temple and help Link destroy
the monster in the water temple! If you sense anything here, we'll go there immediately!
Unregistered, Lucario and Link head back to the water temple.
Posted: aug 14, 2008 10:04 am
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Coolplanet
|
Hey there!
I'm back from my holidays! Everyone in England has holidsays in August, it's pretty ******
not to! We went to Birmingham in England where we went to a Safari Park and Cadburyland
where I got loads of free chocolate, YUM! Also I knew you was 12 cos like while ago you
mentioned you was 14 when mem and Pigganon said you was 8! Also when Sora said maybe, he
was being sarcastic! Also, in England we have a crappy education and don't learn about pi
until year 8! DUH! And, in the Incredibles movie, Syndrome said he'd be back to get Jack
Jack , he may have escaped from the propellor, you never know, I mean it didn't exactly
show him getting ripped to shreds did it?
Posted: aug 15, 2008 5:27 am
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