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Hey everyone, welcome to Bkstunt's and Thnikaman's walkthrough of Deathspank:
Thongs of Virtue. Just like the first game, Deathspank, Thongs of Virtue is jam
packed with humor and fantastic dialog. It also has a TON of quests, I counted
something around 162 quests by the time I finished.
In the walkthrough, we'll list all the quests and provide a general guide. In
all honesty, I didn't find Thongs of Virtue to be too hard. There's a lot more
spread-out quests here compared to the first game, and it's a bit harder in
general. But there's also much better weapons and variety, as well as new
co-op choices (Sorry, still no online co-op).
First though, here are our emails, so you can contact us for FAQs (Check the
guide first), questions, or comments:
Bkstunt: Gregorio31@gmail.com
Thnikaman: Thnikaman.Thnik@gmail.com
Contents:
I. Controls.......................................DS01
II. Walkthrough...................................DS02
Prolouge: War is hell on my allergies.....DS02a
Part 1: Rambo and the Nun.................DS02b
Part 2: Something sinister is cooking.....DS02c
Part 3: The fall of Santa Claus...........DS02d
(Optional Area) The Snowy Mountain Dungeon........DS02e
III. Quest List...................................DS03
IV. Runestones....................................DS04
V. Trophies.......................................DS05
VI. FAQ...........................................DS06
VII. Credits and other ramblings..................DS07
I. Controls.......................................DS01
As I mentioned before, the game is pretty much self-explanatory, and I'm sure
you can figure it out within minutes, but here's the control scheme:
Left stick - Move
Right stick - Pan camera
Select - Open Quest Log (R1 and L1 to navigate pages)
Start - Pause the game
R1 - Open Inventory screen
L1 - Open Map screen
R2 - Block
L2 - Target enemy
D-pad/Shape buttons - Use equipped items
And there you have it. Pretty much everything is self-explanatory, it's
exactley the same as the first game, so if you played that you'll be at home
here.
II. Walkthrough..................................DS02
Prolouge: War is hell on my allergies.....DS02a
The game begins with a cutscene insuring us that this is still in fact a true
story. The cutscene brings us up to speed on Deathspank's activities since
his journy north into "Le battlefield". It is at this point we find that
Deathspank has been captured by orque soldiers and is forced to peel potatoes
but all these things and more are about to change. You'll also have a new main
quest. What, you don't want to peel potatoes, do you?
A quick note on co-op, the second player can drop in and out at will. This time
around, you'll have to choose between Sparkles the wizard from the first game
or Steve the ninja. Also, if you bought the game at release you can choose
the DLC character Tannako the warrior-spider. Each character has their own
unique moves and shares the health bar with Deathspank.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Escape the POW Camp
From: Storyline
Reward: Um, escaping?
How to Accomplish: Um, fight your orque captors! Just keep going and you'll
finish this quest.
Ok, lets go over a few Deathspank-related notes right quick. I'm sure you can
tell how to use weapons, and can tell that you can equip up to eight items
using your controller. You can also auto-equip armor in the item menu, which
is nice, but it doesn't auto equip weapons.
We're not going to tell you the location of every single chest, or when you
get better items, so be sure to explore a bit and check out any new weapons
that you pick up. Some weapons have elemental attributes as well, so keep that
in mind. The health meter and experience meter are self explainitory, but the
purple thing in the middle is your justice meter. You will get special weapons
that you can equip and use for special attacks when the justice meter is full
(these weapons have purple arrows behind them). You'll also get special
runestones that let you combine justice and melee attacks to do even better
special attacks.
Deathspank himself as one of the thongs, which allows him to resurrect at any
nearby outhouse, meaning you are immortal. You can also use the outhouses to
warp around. Quests are all kept tracked in your quest menu, and you can use
fortune cookies to get hints on the quests. Some quests will require you
traveling around the world, and some you will be holding on to for a LONG time,
so keep that in mind to. Ok, let's play.
Armed with a potato pealer and your pow gear you set out down the path towards
your orque captors. Stabbing the first guard to death with said pealing device
you will obtain a semi-auto pistol (thats right, it's time for a little bang
bang action). Make sure to open the nearby chest as it contains a fire axe for
your convenience. As you walk a bit further down the path you will find a
great number of orque guards stationed there, many of which have double axes.
The first one you kill should drop one of these and you can finally replace
your pealer. In this same area is a higher level orque with a "tesla rod".
Kill him and this will be your first WEAPON OF JUSTICE!!! Ahem, sorry. Now head
west through the gate that is now open and you'll recieve a quest.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Make an Escape Plan
From: Storyline
Reward: FREEDOM (What, you wanted a cookie?)
How to Accomplish: Talk to your fellow POW's, they might have something
interesting to say.
First you'll talk to the American soldier as he's the first one you'll come
to. He'll inform you of the overall plan and suggest you obtain a uniform to
fool the bridge guard.
Next, you'll speak with the British chap north of the American. He'll tell the
orques deep dark secret and major weakness: they can't read. Which makes your
new task of forging documents much MUCH easier. What horrible guards.
Lastly, we'll talk to the French fellow to your east (Gee, it seems like the
whole world is in on this war and like it's not the first time either. Hmmmm.)
He likes to talk in codes and informs you that to cross the bridge you'll need
to firgure out the password somehow.
Now the gate to the east will open allowing you to progress.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Find Orque Gloves/Boots/Shoulder/Vest/Helmet
From: POW Soldier 1 (American)
Reward: A charming new set of orquish diggs
How to Accomplish: Once you go through the gate leaving the camp head north on
the road. Kill jungle beasts for the clothes they ate. Be carefull of the big
beasts as they spawn a group of smaller ones when they die. Be sure to equip
the orque clothes.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Find an Item to Write With
From: POW soldier 2 (British)
Reward: One step closer to escape
How to Accomplish: East of the camp you'll find some wooden walkways with some
interrigator chickens on them. Kill all the chickens and keep heading east
until you find a rather large one. Kill him and recieve a quill.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Find an Item to Use as Ink
From: POW soldier 2 (British)
Reward: Even closer to escape...
How to Accomplish: Travel north to where all the jungle beasts are, then head
west into the jungle. Here you'll be attacked by jungle squid tenticles. Fight
your way further west and you'll see a much larger tenticle. Kill this and it
will drop some ink.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Find Paper to Write On
From: POW soldier 2 (British)
Reward: Two steps closer to escape
How to Accomplish: Continue north from where you fought the squids and you'll
come to a rather disgusting place filled with latrene goo's, thats right it's
a latrene. Once you have killed all of the smaller goos attck the big one. Once
it is dead you'll recieve some toilet paper.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Forge Orque ID
From: POW soldier 2 (British)
Reward: A falsified ID for clubing and crossing drawbridges
How to Accomplish: Combine the pen with the ink and the inked pen with the
paper in your inventory.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Learn the Secret Password
From: POW soldier 3 (French)
Reward: Secret and forbidden knowledge of liberation
How to Accomplish: As you approach the latrene you'll hear two orques talking
to each other about how much they hate their detail. One of them is occupying
the outhouse. This is when you learn that gnomes when eaten in exccess causes
constipation. The other orque being the good guy that he is helps his friend
relax by telling him their soothing password "and the mighty Orque Barks Back".
NEW MAIN QUEST: Get Across the POW Bridge
From: POW soldier 1 (American)
Reward: Um... you get across the bridge
How to Accomplish: Once your fully decked out in orque garb, have combined the
pen ink and toilet paper, and you've committed the password to memory, go east
of the control point and begin a dialog with the orque bridge guard.
After you've proven your Orqiness you'll be allowed to pass.
Once the bridge is down head across and kill the orques. Then you'll see a
gate next to which is a first aid station that will dole out potions for you.
So stock up on potions and head through the gate . Now begins the revolution
er... um... well, it seems all your POW buddies have been killed with fire.
Well now it's up to you. Head north and kill all the regular orques but avoid
Ze Commandorque until they are all dead. Once they are begin a dialog with
commandorque. Now you'll change into the jungle murder set which resembles
Rambo. Nice. He will begin to attack you. He's level 4 so you should be careful
and the missles that he calls in with his monocle will kill you in one hit.
Hit and run tactics work well. You'll also need to kill the little
orques that come to help, but that should be pretty easy. Don't forget to
block if you need to and use your justice meter.
Remember that you can get a full justice meter by doing a perfect block, you
just need to time your block to right before he hits you. You can get in a lot
of back hits by using the telsa rod.
Once he's dead you'll collect his monocle which is a great weapon of justice
that turns your enemies against one another. Now follow the path west through
another gate to the north and you'll come to a cave
Once you exit the cave you'll walk up a path where once again you'll meet
Sandy the tall armored red head who lied to you in the first game and then
didn't save you from the POW camp. But I digress. A cutscene will reveal to
you the secret of the thongs.
Part 1: Rambo and the Nun.................DS02b
After the cutscene you'll get several main quests and a package.
NEW MAIN QUEST: The Thong of Cuisine
From: Sandy
Reward: A mighty thong
How to accomplish: Kill Worten, the cook. Keep playing, you'll have to do this
one.
NEW MAIN QUEST: The Thong of Generosity
From: Sandy
Reward: A mighty thong
How to accomplish: Kill.... Santa?!? Sniff... Keep playing, you'll have to do
this one.
NEW MAIN QUEST: The Thong of Compassion
From: Sandy
Reward: A mighty thong
How to accomplish: Kill the nun with a thousand names. Keep playing, you'll
have to do this one.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Disgruntled Delivery
From: Sandy
Reward: Machine gun
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to the Army General up north in Le
Beaux.
Keep going and you'll see a soldier up north a bit, who has a quest for you.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Recon the Comm
From: Cowardly soldier
Reward: Oddly warm gloves
How to accomplish: Find the comm tower to the west of the outpost.
Ok, the battlefield is a fun place, but for god's sake don't hit the bombs, as
they'll kill you outright. You'll also find a odd looking chest nearby that
has a circle, zigzag, and a teardrop on it. Remember that for later, as you
can fashion your own keys for these types of chests.
You can go back to the cowardly soldier for another quest after scouting the
comm tower.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Radio Signals
From: Cowardly soldier
Reward: Oddly warm boots
How to accomplish:  Quick! Run the dynamite to the tower. I suggest you kill
the orque's around it first.
Again, you can head back to the cowardly soldier for yet another quest.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Behind Enemy Lines
From: Cowardly soldier
Reward: Flaming monocle runestone
How to accomplish:  Head west of the blown-up comm tower and kill Col. Orque.
Col. Orque isn't too hard, use your new monocle to take away his troops and
lay the smack-down on him. You'll get your first runestone as a reward, which
is awesome.
Runestones let you combine weapons and use them both at the same time, when
your justice meter is full, for awesome attacks. Try it out when you can.
You'll also get a side quest.
NEW SIDE QUEST: The Plan
From: Cowardly soldier
Reward: Machine gun
How to accomplish: Take the plans to the Army General in Le Beaux Kuckelle.
Now head to the Navy dock (remember your map is L1) to talk the soldiers here
for two more quests.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Melon Protection
From: Outpost soldier (navy docks)
Reward: Undeath grenade
How to accomplish:  Buy the soldier a new helmet from Poque LaTere's Armory in
Le Beaux Kuckelle.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Mega Bomb
From: Outpost soldier (navy docks)
Reward: Greatest generation shoulders
How to accomplish: Use the bazooka to blow up the bomb past the bridge.
Now head down the docks and kill the enemies around the huge bomb. Now use your
bazooka to blow the bomb to pieces. Fun. Be careful and don't run in to fast,
there's exploding barrels that sometimes don't explode all at once and can kill
you.
As soon as you destroy the bomb and cross the bridge, a plane will take the
bridge out. This gives you a side quest to use an outhouse to get back to the
outpost soldiers.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Use an Outhouse
From: Storyline
Reward: Learning how to teleport?
How to accomplish: Simply warp to the outpost soldiers via an outhouse.
You can now do the side quest for the outpost soldier by buying him a helmet.
The shopkeeper will also have two packages for you to deliver.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Find the Taint
From: Poque Latete
Reward: Well, you get to meet a pirate.
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Captain Taint, in Scurvyville.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Off To Farmer Blizbane
From: Poque Latete
Reward: Minor crit. Potion
How to accomplish: Deliver the package to Farmer Blizbane, who lives north of
Le Beaux Kuckelle.
Ok, Enter Le Beaux and talk to everyone, you should  get several quests to do.
Also check out Fort Discharge nearby for some more. You'll get ALOT of quests
after checking out the city and the fort.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Map out the North Pole
From: Army General
Reward: Molten warfare helm
How to accomplish: Sail by the buoy's around the North Pole.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Chunk of Gold
From: Army General
Reward: Molten warfare gloves
How to accomplish: Take the heart of gold from Madame Primp in Strumfuquel.
You'll need to get her to change her costume and than try and open the odd
chest in her room. Make sure you have the right key from the locksmith.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Gun Parts
From: Army General
Reward: Bazooka
How to accomplish: Collect the gun parts scattered around the catacombs that
you access from the Sanctuary.
NEW SIDE QUEST: For the War Effort
From: General's assistant
Reward: Spinning tomahawk
How to accomplish: Collect 50 pieces of scrap metal. These are scattered about
and drop from killing orques.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Marching Orders
From: General's assistant
Reward: Undeath sword
How to accomplish: Deliver the marching orders to the captain at the navy docks
(complete after the Dammit! quest).
NEW SIDE QUEST: Odd Looking Chest
From: Locksmith
Reward: Gold treasure chest key
How to accomplish: Examine the odd looking chest north of Le Beaux.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Vacuum Tubes
From: Radio host
Reward: Incendiary grenade
How to accomplish: Destroy robots for the vacuum tubes at the Eisenbein
residence.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Lost Father
From: Lucy Eisenbein
Reward: Undeath grenade
How to accomplish: You'll find Lucy's father past Tricore-7, stuck in a cage.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Mercy
From: Town medic
Reward: Fire axe 2: Hot Steele
How to accomplish: Retrieve medical supplies from the Sanctuary.
Wow, a lot of quests, right? We can do some of the side quests now, but a lot
of them we will have to wait awhile for, some of them (like the North Pole
quests) we can only do near the end of the game. Go ahead and try to go to
the navy docks. What? This can't be! As you head to the captain you'll be
mugged! Gah. You can also talk to the captain for another quest.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Dammit!
From: Storyline
Reward: Undeath bazooka
How to accomplish: Find the thieving orc south of the first broken wooden
bridge and kill him.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Oil for the Ship
From: Navy captain
Reward: Machine gun
How to accomplish: Retrieve 10 oil barrels from the eisenbein house north of
Le Beaux. The captain will leave a note telling you he's at the dock near the
jungle in the east.
Well, so much for that. Well, remember the broken wodden bridge? Head there
and kill the orcs nearby to recover the orders. Than give it to the navy
captain. Head north to find that chest for the locksmith, this one has
a mushroom, diamond, and a teardrop. We can now come back if we need any oddly
shapped keys. You can get the one by the first outpost now if you want,
remember it had a circle, zigzag, and a teardrop on it.
Head north and take the path east to go to the Eisenbeing residence. Here you
can collect oil and kill robots while collecting vacuum tubes. Yea!
You'll get a new quest from the jounalist guy while having your oil delivery
delayed.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Photojournalism
From: Radio host
Reward: Minor healing potion
How to accomplish: Use the camera to take pictures by the lights arouhd the
Destroyed City.
Head further north and you'll come to Rarmer Blizbane's farm. Here you can drop
off your package to him and get another side quest.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Rampaging Robots
From: Farmer Blizbane
Reward: Orb of brief invulnerability
How to accomplish: Kill rampaging farm robots for Farmer Blizbane.
You can head north east to get to the robots. Killing them is easy, but try
not to smack the little purple beasts as they pack a punch. Also, check out
the bridge to the east on your way back. You'll get two more quests. Also
make sure to inspect the dead adventurer to the west of Farmer Blizbane's
place.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Pesky Skeletons
From: Farmer Blizbane
Reward: Heck from heaven
How to accomplish: Kill skeletons and bring their thigh bones to Farmer
Blizbane.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Lower the Orque Drawbridge
From: Storyline
Reward: Access to the bridge
How to accomplish: Go northeast from the destroyed city and around to the
peninsula to find a lever that will let you across the bridge.
Head further north to reach the destroyed city. As you kill the orc's you'll
notice that you'll get photo op opportunities, so take some photo's if you
want. Just look for the street lamps for good photo spots. You can also find
ol' Ima and Strunken to the northwest of the destroyed city. After talking to
the two (who really shouldn't be married),  you can than grab three lemons
from the tree. Don't leave, Strunken!!
Well,  he didn't leave too far, you'll find him south from Ima again. Like
always, Strunken want's dung. Sigh...
NEW SIDE QUEST: Manure Matters
From: Strunken
Reward: Help from heaven
How to accomplish:  When you fight jungle donkey's in the Scurvy Jungle,
collect their dung and give it to Strunken.
Fight your way east and you'll meet an old friend, the greem exterminator.
Needless to say...
NEW SIDE QUEST: Queen of the Lost Jungle
From: Greem exterminator
Reward: Calvary sword of super carving
How to accomplish: Use the greem whistle on the jungle mating stone and
defeat the greem queen.
Head around to the peninsula while killing the orcs. Here you can lower the
drawbridge that you saw earlier as well as find another odd chest, this one
with a heart, a diamond, and a teardrop. You can get another side quest from
the radio host as well.
NEW SIDE QUEST: On the Air
From: Radio host
Reward: Machine gun
How to accomplish:  Fix the five radio towers scattered around Farmer
Blizbane's property.
The radio towers are spread out, one is by farmer blizbane, and you'll find
four more past the drawbridge into blizbane's farmlands. You can also do the
skeleton quest here.
The farmlands also have commanders that you can't hurt yet, so leave them
alone for now. Keep fighting through the farmlands to the field outhouse and
you'll get two more quests. You can also get another quest from the radio host
after repairing all of the towers.
NEW MAIN QUEST: Find a Detour
From: Storyline
Reward: Access to new areas.
How to accomplish: Keep playing, you'll complete this automatically.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Shoot the Recruits
From: Outpost soldier (by field outhouse)
Reward: Minor healing potion
How to accomplish: Kill the giant pips in the snowy mountains and collect
their teeth.
NEW SIDE QUEST: Heart of Darkness
From: Radio host
Reward: Help from Heaven
How to accomplish: