V1.51
A Guide on how to beat Grand Theft Auto while committing the least amount of
crime possible - you don't even have to steal a single car or bike.
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By: Micskill
Copyright 2008 Michael Redding.
Micskill@gmail.com
Table of Contents
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Versions ----------------------------------------------------------- [VER1]
Forward ------------------------------------------------------------ [FOR1]
Relevant Stats ----------------------------------------------------- [STA1]
General Strategy --------------------------------------------------- [GEN1]
Mission 1: The Cousins Bellic -------------------------------------- [ROM1]
Mission 2: It's Your Call ------------------------------------------ [ROM2]
Mission 3: Three's a crowd ----------------------------------------- [ROM3]
Mission 4: Bleed Out ----------------------------------------------- [ROM4]
Mission 5: First Date ---------------------------------------------- [DAT1]
Mission 6: Easy Fare ----------------------------------------------- [ROM5]
Mission 7: Bull in a China Shop ------------------------------------ [VLA1]
Mission 8: Hung Out to Dry ----------------------------------------- [VLA2]
Mission 9: Clean Getaway ------------------------------------------- [VLA3]
Mission 10: Ivan the not so Terrible ------------------------------- [VLA4]
Mission 11: Jamaican Heat ------------------------------------------ [JAC1]
Mission 12: Concrete Jungle ---------------------------------------- [JAC2]
Mission 13: Uncle Vlad --------------------------------------------- [VLA5]
Mission 14: Crime and Punishment ----------------------------------- [FAU1]
Mission 15: Do You Have Protection' -------------------------------- [FAU2]
Mission 16: Final Destination -------------------------------------- [FAU3]
Mission 17: No Love Lost ------------------------------------------- [FAU4]
Mission 18: Logging on --------------------------------------------- [BRU1]
Mission 19: Rigged To Blow ----------------------------------------- [FAU5]
Mission 20: The Master and the Molotov ----------------------------- [DIM1]
Mission 21: Search and Delete -------------------------------------- [BRU2]
Mission 22: Easy As Can Be ----------------------------------------- [BRU3]
Mission 23: Shadow ------------------------------------------------- [JAC3]
Mission 24: Russian Revolution ------------------------------------- [DIM2]
Mission 25: Out of the Closet -------------------------------------- [BRU4]
Mission 26: No. 1 -------------------------------------------------- [BRU5]
Mission 27: Escuela of the Streets --------------------------------- [MAN1]
Mission 28: Street Sweeper ----------------------------------------- [MAN2]
Mission 29: Luck of the Irish -------------------------------------- [PAT1]
Mission 30: Blow Your Cover ---------------------------------------- [PLA1]
Mission 31: The Puerto Rican Connection ---------------------------- [MAN3]
Mission 32: The Snow Storm ----------------------------------------- [ELI1]
Mission 33: Have a Heart ------------------------------------------- [ELI2]
Mission 34: Deconstruction for Beginners --------------------------- [PLA2]
Mission 35: Ruff Rider --------------------------------------------- [DWA1]
Mission 36: Undress to Kill ---------------------------------------- [DWA2]
Mission 37: Photo Shoot -------------------------------------------- [PLA3]
Mission 38: Call and Collect --------------------------------------- [FRA1]
Mission 39: Final Interview ---------------------------------------- [FRA2]
Mission 40: Hostile Negotiation ------------------------------------ [ROM6]
Mission 41: The Holland Play --------------------------------------- [DWA3]
Mission 42: Harboring a Grudge ------------------------------------- [PAT2]
Mission 43: Holland Heights ---------------------------------------- [FRA3]
Mission 44: Lure --------------------------------------------------- [FRA4]
Mission 45: Wrong is Right ----------------------------------------- [ULP1]
Mission 46: Portrait of a Killer ----------------------------------- [ULP2]
Mission 47: Dust Off ----------------------------------------------- [ULP3]
Mission 48: Waste not Want Knots ----------------------------------- [PAT3]
Mission 49: Paper Trail -------------------------------------------- [ULP4]
Mission 50: Three Leaf Clover -------------------------------------- [PAT4]
Mission 51: A Long Way to Fall ------------------------------------- [RAY1]
Mission 52: Taking in the Trash ------------------------------------ [RAY2]
Mission 53: Meltdown ----------------------------------------------- [RAY3]
Mission 54: Museum Piece ------------------------------------------- [RAY4]
Mission 55: No Way on the Subway ----------------------------------- [RAY5]
Mission 56: Weekend at Florian's ----------------------------------- [FLO1]
Mission 57: Hating the Haters -------------------------------------- [FLO2]
Mission 58: Union Drive -------------------------------------------- [FLO3]
Mission 59: Buoys Ahoy --------------------------------------------- [FLO4]
Mission 60: Actions Speak Louder Than Words ------------------------ [GER1]
Mission 61: I need your clothes, Your Boots, and your Motorcycle. -- [GER2]
Mission 62: Smackdown ---------------------------------------------- [DER1]
Mission 63: Babysitting -------------------------------------------- [DER2]
Mission 64: Tunnel of Death ---------------------------------------- [DER3]
Mission 65: Blood Brothers ----------------------------------------- [FRA5]
Mission 66: Truck Hustle ------------------------------------------- [BEL1]
Mission 67: Undertaker --------------------------------------------- [PAT5]
Mission 68: I'll Take Her ------------------------------------------ [GER3]
Mission 69: Pegorino's Pride --------------------------------------- [PEG1]
Mission 70: She's a Keeper ----------------------------------------- [GER3]
Mission 71: Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend ----------------------- [GER4]
Mission 72: Payback ------------------------------------------------ [PEG2]
Mission 73: Catch The Wave ----------------------------------------- [BEL2]
Mission 74: Trespass ----------------------------------------------- [BEL3]
Mission 75: Flatline ----------------------------------------------- [PEG3]
Mission 76: Entourage ---------------------------------------------- [GAM1]
Mission 77: To Live and Die in Alderny ----------------------------- [BEL4]
Mission 78: Dining Out --------------------------------------------- [GAM2]
Mission 79: Liquidize the Assets ----------------------------------- [GAM3]
Mission 80: Pest Control ------------------------------------------- [PEG4]
Mission 81: That Special Someone ----------------------------------- [ULP5]
Mission 82: Deal or Revenge ---------------------------------------- [PEG5]
REVENGE - A Dish Served Cold --------------------------------------- [REV1]
DEAL - If the Price is Right --------------------------------------- [DEA1]
Mission 83:  REVENGE PATH - Out of Commission ---------------------- [REV2]
Mission 83:  DEAL PATH - A Revenger's Tragedy ---------------------- [DEA2]
FINAL THOUGHTS ----------------------------------------------------- [FIN1]
Credits ------------------------------------------------------------ [CRE1]
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Versions [VER1]
Version 1.51 - Got Chungarunga's name wrong the first time around.  Since he is
-the- major contributor to this FAQ, I had to straighten that out.  Incredibly
enough, Chungarunga managed to beat this game on the PS3 version without any
kills.  Go to the PS3 GTA4 boards (not the social ones) and search for
crimeless.  He has typed out all his strategies there, which I will verify work
with the XBOX 360.
Version 1.50 - Second version with these crime results at the end of the
main storyline.  I posted a theoretical minimum crime using Chungarunga's
methods that he has used in the PS3 version in the Final Thoughts section.  I
quoted his methods and should be considered required reading if you are a
purist for this challenge =]
Further credit goes to Max_Power_9999 Which helped me with Bleed out for his
call for backup solution, as well as Jamaican Heat for his car explosion
method for killing targets without it counting against me.  These methods
undoubtedly will help serve future missions as well.  Credit to LancetJades
for pointing me in the right direction for the pacifist mission, as well as
his contributions towards the community.
Anyhoo, this version 1.50 ending stats:
PEOPLE KILLED: 42
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 4
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 1
STARS ATTAINED: 34
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
Specifically, the following missions were improved upon.
Mission 4: Bleed Out - 2 less kills
Mission 11: Jamaican Heat - 3 less kills
Mission 12: Concrete Jungle - 1 less kill
Mission 16: Final Destination - 1 less kill
Mission 17: No Love Lost - 1 less kill
Mission 21: Search and Delete - 1 less kill
Mission 25: Out of the Closet - 1 less kill
Mission 31: The Puerto Rican Connection - 2 less kills
Mission 34: Deconstruction for Beginners - 1 less kill
Mission 35: Ruff Rider - 1 less kill
Mission 36: Undress to Kill - 2 less kills
Mission 38: Call and Collect - 1 less kill
Mission 45: Wrong is Right - 1 less kill
Mission 48: Waste not Want Knots - 1 less kill
Mission 55: No Way on the Subway - 1 less kill
Mission 58: Union Drive - 2 less kills
Mission 63: Babysitting - 2 less fires started
Mission 65: Blood Brothers - 1 less kill
Mission 67: Undertaker - 2 less stars attained
Mission 69: Pegorino's Pride - 5 less kills
Mission 72: Payback - 3 less kills, 2 less stars attained
I also added a checklist for specific things you will need to complete each
mission properly, such as a vehicle, weapon, and if you need Dwayne's
ability.  The general strategies section was updated and improved upon.
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Version 1.00 - First version with these crime results at the end of the main
storyline.
PEOPLE KILLED: 72
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 4
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 1
STARS ATTAINED: 36
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
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Forward [FOR1]
So you've done everything there is to do in Liberty City. You've seen both
endings, got that elusive %100, and have played multiplayer until your eyes
bled.  This challenge will make you rethink the most fundamental aspects of
the game.  The rules are pretty simple; basically don't do anything that
would show up on the crime page in the stats category.  You can't murder
innocent people, you can't steal any vehicles, and you can't even tap people
with your car.  There will be instances where you are forced to kill somebody
or attract the attention of the police due to the nature of the mission, and
those will be addressed in this FAQ.  This challenge is pretty much for the
hardcore GTA4 player that could use a fresh perspective on the game, similar
to a low level challenge for RPGs.
The inspiration for this challenge came when I noticed that many people
didn't die if I shot them just enough times and didn't get a headshot.  I
theorized that perhaps there was an achievement awarded if Niko didn't get
too much blood on his hands - perhaps even an alternate ending.  Pretty thin
evidence, but I wanted to see how far I could push the envelope.  Would it be
possible to beat this game without committing any crime..'  I had to know, so
I picked up a controller and got to work.  It ended up being one of the more
rewarding challenges I have ever attempted.
Prerequisites: You should have beaten this game at least once before
attempting this challenge.
IMPORTANT:  I recommend attempting this challenge while meeting or beating
the stats I post before reading the strategies and methods I used for any
given mission.  Hopefully this will generate unique ways to beat missions
that I haven't considered.  If you can beat a particular mission with less
crime please E-mail me!  I always give credit where credit is due.
Micskill@gmail.com
Obviously this is about fun, however.  If this is your first run I might
recommend setting a goal.  Less than seventy-five kills and forty-five stars
is what I would recommend for a true beginner to this type of game.  After
the first run, try under fifty and less than thirty-six stars.  You can
attempt to replicate (or break, as Chungarunga did) the guide I have here,
but if you haven't done this before...  Well... Prepare for the challenge of
your life.
I'll post the stats you should have before proceeding to the next mission.
Of course, you can do whatever you want, but the purpose of this challenge is
to aim for the least amount of crime possible.
****** Overview on the important stats ***** [STA1]
TIMES CHEATED:  ALWAYS ZERO.  NO CHEATING!
PEOPLE KILLED:  This is found under the 'general' category and should not be
confused with kills since last save under the 'crimes' category.  There will
be times when Niko has to shed blood in order to progress.  However, Niko can
only kill when he absolutely has to.
CARS STOLEN: Should remain at zero throughout the game.  Storyline missions
that require you to obtain certain cars don't count against this stat.  If
point a gun at somebody when they are in a car they will usually run away.
If you take the car at this point the game will register it as a steal.
BIKES STOLEN: Should remain at zero throughout the game.
BOATS STOLEN: You will have to steal four of these to progress.
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: You will steal one of this in one of the U. L. Paper
missions.
STARS ATTAINED: You will get quite a few of these but no more than thirty
eight.
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: Should remain at zero throughout the game.  This stat goes
up every time you touch somebody with a car you are in (including cabs).
FIRES STARTED: One mission you will be required to blow up a helicopter,
which results in two fires.
CRIMINALS KILLED: Should remain at zero throughout the game.  This is the
stat used when you are hunting criminals with a police vehicle.
Below the crimes I will list any prerequisites for the mission, such as a
weapon or vehicle.
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***** General Strategies *****
MULTIPLE SAVES:  TURN OFF AUTOSAVE FIRST.  You don't want to accidentally
ruin all your progress just because you tapped a pedestrian and the game
autosaved.  Keep about four or five save slots handy and alternating just in
case you forgot to check your stats and accidentally saved with some unneeded
crimes committed. Save often because you will be restarting often.
GTA4 MAP:  IGN has a user-made map that has all important locations,
including road names.  Works similar to googlemaps.  Learn it.  Love it.
http://grandtheftauto.ign.com/maps/1/Liberty-City-Map
PREVENTING VEHICLE CRIMES: Unless you're in a chase, drive slowly.  If you
hit somebody, it counts as a crime.  No matter how lightly you touch someone
it still counts against you in the 'people knocked down' category and we need
to keep this at zero.  Occasionally you'll notice someone diving out of the
way, and you may think you tapped them, but this doesn't count against you.
Make sure you check the stats page before you prematurely restart.
You can hit cars mostly without consequence, but if you hit a police vehicle
too hard you'll get some unwanted stars and be forced to restart (if the
police weren't chasing you already).
Sometimes you'll find people chasing you when you get into a car.  If they
grab onto the handle before you take off, you'll get hit with a 'people
knocked over' crime which means you have to restart.  You pretty much have to
juke their AI to make sure this doesn't happen.  You can run away and then
run sprint back to your car, or you can jump over some barriers (like fences)
which tricks them with a degree of reliability.  Sometimes there will be
people in front of you when you are in a hurry, and you will have to reverse
in these situations.  Hit the right analogue stick inward to see in your
review window and adjust accordingly.  If you get enough speed you can hit
the handbrake and turn the wheel sharply to whip the car around while keeping
its momentum.  This is a good move to learn for this particular challenge,
especially when people are running after your car.
CABS:  The easy way to travel.  If you see a cab and are close enough to it
you can tap the left shoulder button to hail the cab, and it will stop for
you.  You then hold the Y button (which will put you in the backseat instead
of jacking it) to get in the cab.  Any other people in the cab will get out
for you (or you can toss them out without penalty.  Be mindful if you are in
the cab and it hits anybody, which will count as a 'people run down' crime
and you will have to restart.  This usually happens if you make the cabbie
rush, so I recommend just skipping the sequence even though it costs more.
You can set a waypoint and direct the cab driver there in addition to any
preset location on the map.  Once you reach your destination, it's usually
best to hail the cab again before you trigger any cut scenes so it's ready
for you.
KILLING:  Unfortunately there are some people you have to kill in order to
progress.  On certain missions, however, you can blast someone until they
drop their weapon, but will still writhe around on the ground.  This is
easiest to do with a pistol or SMG, just don't go for a headshot.  You can
zoom in, especially with an assault rifle, by pushing in the right analog
stick while targeting somebody.  Incapacitating them in this way means you
can complete some missions (or just get rid of somebody annoying) without
jeopardizing Niko's conscience and getting unnecessary kills.  When in a
firefight, attempt to lock on and look around (lock cycling) to find out
where your targets are.
On some missions, however, you can't blast them to unconsciousness.  You have
a few options.  If an enemy is on a ladder or next to a ledge, they will
often fall off and die without it counting against you.  Another option is to
ram a car until it is on fire and then Park it next to a target and watch
them explode.  Lastly, sometimes you can call others to do the deed for you.
Calling the police from your cell phone works, but calling backup from the
police car is faster and more effective.  Once you get Dwayne's special
ability, calling him to get his friends to help you is the best option
(although you can call the police as well.)  Some people that you have to
kill can be gunned to low health and then shoved into the pavement which
causes their demise, yet doesn't count against you (this method doesn't work
on everybody however).  I was aware of this method for awhile, but some dudes
on the PS3 boards (Chungarunga, Infernus, Infernodragon have coined the term
"walking" them to death.  Anytime you can't avoid killing someone, this guide
will let you know who you absolutely must kill in order to progress.
EXPLODING CAR METHOD:  Some special notes about using wrecking a car to the
point it is on fire in order to explode targets.  There are four visual
phases of car damage you can put your car through.  You can ram into objects
with a car until it has less than about %50 health left, at which point you
will see a light gray smoke.  After you ram a few more objects, you will see
a thicker gray smoke from the hood.  An accident or two later, you will see
thick black smoke.  Another couple of hits will put the car on fire, and six
seconds later a couple more fires will appear on the car automatically.  Six
seconds after that it will explode.  Here is a approximate chart.
~%50 damage: thin grey smoke
~%80 damage: thick gray smoke
~%90 damage: thick black smoke
%100 damage: light fire
More damage or six seconds later: more fire
Twelve total seconds (or more damage):  Boom.
Note that it is possible to go from thick gray smoke directly to fire if you
get into ram into an object at high speeds.
OBTAINING CARS:  Since stealing is not allowed, getting cars to drive by non-
conventional methods is required.  The easiest way to get cars is by doing
story missions.  Some cars are simply given to you, and you can save them.
Another method is to point a gun at a car, and after the driver runs off, you
can push that car with another car into one of your parking spots.  A third
method is to block traffic (by holding up cars with a gun) so other cars have
to go around and drive through your parking place.  When they are in the
right position, hold that car up and when the driver leaves quickly save.  If
you aren't fast enough other cars will plow through and knock the car you
want out of position.  Be aware any cars obtained that you didn't 'own'
previously will be considered stolen until you save and reload.
Once you get Dwayne's special ability, you can call for reinforcements and
take their car without it being considered stolen.  However, sometimes two
guys will run over to you instead of bringing a ride.
It may be possible to call 911 and push a police car into a save spot with
this method as well.  If you need a police car, one of the main storyline
missions near the beginning will provide you with some.  The closest one is
north a couple blocks from Roman's apartment on the left side of the street.
Take one of your cars and nudge it into the parking area in front of Roman's
apartment if you want it.
Every so often it would behoove you to put a couple cars at your safe houses
for future missions.  It's a tedious procedural matter, but you will thank
yourself later.  Also, if your default save location should be the Middle
Park East safe house, I've never run out of there without a few cabs going
by.
AMBULANCE:  Some missions will involve extended firefights, such as Hostile
Negation.  You can dial for ambulances in these situations and they'll heal
you for a somewhat hefty fee.
BODY ARMOR: Any mission that puts you in a long firefight means you should
get body armor and save first.
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THE MAIN STORLYINE:  The meat of the game and this FAQ.  Before each mission
your stats should match (or preferably be less than) the ones listed.
Mission 1: The Cousins Bellic [ROM1]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This is the easiest mission, but you may end up restarting this one a couple
times.  Basically you have to get used to the idea of not being able to hit
people with your car, even if it's a light tap, because it will cause the
people run down stat to go up.  'Run down' is probably not the most legal
term for a crime, but if it's considered a crime on the stats page in GTA4,
that's good enough for me.  Get used to driving slower then you may be used
to, and learn to avoid sidewalks.  Not hitting people with your car may very
well be the hardest part of this challenge, however if you stay on the road,
the pedestrians generally don't get in your way.  Once you make your way to
Roman's 'mansion', check your stats to make sure you haven't killed anybody
(on the general stats page) or committed any other crimes (on the crimes
page).  Make a habit of this before you save. It's also recommended that you
should be allocating multiple slots to this challenge anyway.
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Mission 2: It's your call [ROM2]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
Alright, the second Roman mission is up at bat.  If you're like me, your
first inclination was to find the closest parked car and gun it to Roman's
cab depot.  Unfortunately, stealing even parked cars is still stealing (in
most cases), and is reflected as such on the crimes page under statistics.
You do have the option of taking a cab but be aware that you don't have much
money at this point (and it's difficult to get money when you can't kill
people whimsically).  Additionally, if the cab driver hits someone it will
count against you and you will have to restart.  I suggest taking a brisk jog
to Roman's, where you will shortly get his vehicle.
This mission requires you to take Roman "The Janitor" to his gambling spot.
Drive carefully and this should be an uneventful trip.  When you get there
you will learn how to use a cell phone (do they not have cell phones in
Eastern Europe..') and after maybe thirty seconds some thugs will show up.
Call Roman and get ready for your first Pacifist Niko chase.
Once Roman climbs into his car you will start getting shot at.  Ideally they
won't take out one of your tires. They will stop shooting once you drive
little more then two blocks away.  The tough part of this mission is all the
pedestrians go crazy when bullets start flying, and it makes them run around
erratically.  If there are people running in front of you, I suggest just
stopping your car and waiting for them to run away, even if it means taking a
few bullets.  Niko is pretty tough, it's important not to panic and drive
faster than you have to and then accidentally tapping some schmuck.
A reminder: No matter how lightly you touch someone it still counts against
you in the 'people knocked down' category and we need to keep this at zero.
Occasionally you'll notice someone diving out of the way, and you may think
you tapped them but this doesn't count.  Make sure you check the stats page
before you prematurely restart.
Once you don't hear any more bullets it probably means you aren't being
chased and you can slow down to a comfortable speed.  Make your way back to
Roman's apartment.  Park his car in the designated parking area (there is a
rectangular box on the street next to the sidewalk).  You can keep up to two
cars here that will stay put if you die, turn off your X-box or really
anything.
Check your stats to make sure there are no crimes and save - in a different
slot preferably.
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Mission 3: Three's a crowd [ROM3]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This mission you are supposed to drive Malorie and her friend Michelle at
Malorie's place, and then change your clothes.  Leave Roman's car there and
approach his cab station from the south on Iroqouis Avenue.  Use this site if
you need help with street names:
http://grandtheftauto.ign.com/maps/1/Liberty-City-Map
You should notice the 'friend' icon pop up on your minimap.  Generally these
are short encounters/missions that give you a few bucks here and there.  This
particular one requires no effort so walk up to the coked out dude (his name
is Brian) and enjoy the berating you receive (and more importantly the $100).
This encounter will probably triple your net worth at this point in the game.
Continue jogging to Roman's cab depot.
Once you are here, he'll direct you to pick up the girls and give you another
one of his cars.  Don't worry; the first car he gave you is still at his
apartment.  Drive carefully and pick up Malorie and Michelle.  Once you drop
them off, head over to the clothes icon, which thankfully is right next to
the save point on this island.  Park your new car in the designated parking
place next to the first one, and sprint over to the clothes shop.  First
clothing item is free and is all that is required for this mission, so pick
up whatever you fancy.  I recommend saving your meager funds for things more
important then clothes though... Like bullets and cab fair.
Once your done, check your stats, then go save.
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Mission 4: Bleed Out [ROM4]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: Police Vehicle
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This mission initially starts out as a dating mission but you have the option
of saving Roman instead of going on the date, which I recommend doing.  If
you decide to do the date first, skip down to Mission 5 and then come back up
here after you complete that one.  I think it's probably better to save Roman
first because he will like you more, and you can call for free cabs if you
get enough respect and he likes you.  Roman won't give you the call to save
him unless you get close to Michelle's, so hop into one of his cars, cruise
over there, and when he calls you turn around (carefully!) and head back to
his apartment.  Technically you haven't started either mission yet, so park
the car and save (after checking stats of course).
UPDATE: It is possible to take out the two guys attacking Roman.  Bring a
police car to Roman's location (there is one north of his safe house that you
can push into the parking place, remember to save and load when you get it
into the right area).  Make sure to drive the cruiser into the basketball
court or it will vanish.  After a short scene, turn around and sprint to the
police car and drive it near the street.  Use the left trigger to access the
police terminal and call for police backup.  Get out of the car and let the
two guys attack you, and the police will blow them away.
OBSOLETE: Even though the game advances 6 hours when you save/sleep, Roman is
still getting a beat down.  Jog over to his location.  Here you are forced to
kill two of Dardan's thugs.  As far as I know you are forced to kill them,
but you're doing it for your family so it's legit for the purposes of this
challenge.  These should be your first two kills.
Dardan happens to be watching you and attempts to flee after you take out his
two cronies.  Hop into another one of Roman's cars and go after him.  You
don't have to floor it, and if you are going anywhere near top speed while
trying to take a corner you are bound to hit somebody.  It's generally good
not to be extremely close to cars you are chasing anyway because they tend to
make abrupt turns.  You shouldn't have a gun at this point, but if you do
don't shoot at his tires because it will make all the pedestrians go crazy.
I also think this part is scripted so that it's impossible to kill him until
the end of the chase.  Furthermore, even if it is possible to kill him, if
you wait until the end of the chase and cause him to fall into the water, it
doesn't register as a kill.  After you chase him to the sugar factory, disarm
him and knife him until he crawls over to the window, then hit him one more
time to get him to fall in the water.  Personally I almost died on this
mission because I forgot how to melee properly, so use the in game
instructions to counter and disarm.  I don't think it's possible to
accidentally kill him before knocking him into the water, so don't concern
yourself with that.
UPDATE: Let Dardan stumble towards the window after you stab him a couple
times, then when he stops hit him one more time and he will tumble into the
water, which won't count against you.
Once Dardan is finished, go back to Roman's car and drive carefully back to
his cab depot.  Roman will leave his car with you, so you can use it to drive
back to his apartment.  This will leave you with three of his cars for now,
but be mindful you can only save two permanently.  Check your stats and Save.
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Mission 5: First Date [DAT1]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This mission you are required to take Michelle out on a date.  She has her
own car but is kind of far away so you can take Roman's 3rd car or cab it
over to Michelle's.  Once there ditch Roman's car (or the cab) and drive her
to the carnival.  Since it's closed you then have to drive over to the
bowling alley.  There tend to be a lot of pedestrians in this area so be very
careful, the horn can be useful here.  Once you get close enough feel free to
get out and run so you don't have to worry about hitting anybody, but
remember where you parked as you need to keep Michelle's car for the ride
back.  Play bowling if you wish, you won't fail the mission if you quit right
away.
After you are done, go back to Michelle's car and drop her off at her place.
She won't mind if you keep her car so you can keep it and replace one of
Roman's cars or take a cab back to the apartment.  I'm not certain which car
is superior for driving, but eventually you are going to collect a couple
police vehicles so don't sweat the decision too much.
However way you get back to the apartment, check your stats and save.
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Mission 6: Easy Fare [ROM5]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 0
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
The Roman missions will open back up at this point.  You may also start
getting calls from Roman to hang out, which you can do if you want to get his
special ability to get a cab at any time.
This mission you are asked to pick up one of Roman's 'regulars' Jermaine.
You can bring one of your two cars, but if you decide to jog or take a cab
there will be one given to you for this mission - Roman's fourth car for
anybody who wasn't counting.  Drive up to Jermaine and honk to get him in
your car.  This is a longer drive then usual so don't get distracted by the
radio and accidentally hit somebody.
He'll want you to take a trip to pick up some of his merchandise, so drive
carefully to his spot.  It'll turn out to be a sting and you'll get your
first two stars on the crime page.  This is an unavoidable and scripted
event, but if anybody knows a bug or glitch feel free to E-mail me.  Once the
police chase is on, keep your cool and flee the immediate area.  You can try
to work your way to the spray shop or just gun it down a road.  When fleeing
the police, keep an eye on your minimap, it'll show you if a cop car spawns
in front of you.  When this happens, try turning onto another road or side
alley, or simply stop if you are out of the other cops' site range.
After that excitement, check and make sure you didn't hit anybody or commit
any other crimes (other than the unavoidable two stars).  Drop off Jermaine,
and then head back to the apartment.  On the way back you should get a call
from Vlad demanding that you work for him to help repay Roman's dept.  Save
and take a deep breath, there is a lot of game to go.
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Mission 7: Bull in a China Shop [VLA1]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: none
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
Before starting this mission you'll notice Brian is back on Crockett Avenue,
or south a block and to the West of the apartment.  If you feel like getting
a couple hundred bucks go to Brian and give him a ride to help feed his
addiction.
You have a couple of options at this point but Vlad is closer.  Vlad will
want you to teach a guy a lesson because he won't pay him money he feels he
is owed.  The game teaches you about cabs at this point, I recommend taking a
cab since you should have a bit of cash by now.  You should always be
skipping the ride sequence so the cabbie doesn't hit anybody.  You'll get to
the shop and the game will point you to a few bricks.  Pick a brick up and
lob it at the window to the left of the entrance.  Just like throwing a
grenade more or less.  If you miss go back and get another brick.  Once you
smash the window the guy will give you Vlad's money without incident.
You'll notice you're pretty far from home (unless you brought one of Roman's
cars or another ride) so run back south until you see a cab and hail it.
Talk to Vlad if the mission isn't over, check your stats, then run across the
street and save.  Done and done.
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Mission 8: Hung Out to Dry [VLA2]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided near the back door of the laundromat
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
"You see a cop, you don't know me." - Vlad
"I see anybody I don't know you." - Niko.
Hop over to Vlad's favorite bar and fire up another Get-Vlad's-Money mission.
Jog or take a cab over to the laundromat.  Before you go in, take a second to
go around back and notice a couple cars next to a van.  This is where the guy
you are looking for is going to flee.  More importantly, these cars can be
stolen without it counting as a crime (check your stats to make sure!).  Mark
this area; it's below Gibson Street and directly under a highway.  If you
don't have two cars (or are tired of Roman's cars) feel free to grab the
Blista or the Sentinel.  Touching the van will cause the mission to fail as
the owner will freak out and flee through the front.  If you decide to take a
car now this is actually good, because once you fail the mission you can save
your game after taking a car.  You can also keep one of the cars by starting
the mission by entering the laundromat main entrance, and stealing on of
those cars and just keeping it after the mission is over.
Once you're done checking out the layout and perhaps grabbing a new car, go
around to the front of the laundromat as indicated on your map.  When you go
in to confront the guy, he'll take off so sprint after him.  Grab either car
as it still shouldn't negatively effect your crime stats (check to make sure
of course) and chase after him.  Essentially just ram him until he stops and
gives you money, its not as difficult as the police chase a couple missions
ago.  The only real challenge is hotwiring the car and getting the car out of
the back lot before he gets too far away.  You can probably get one of those
cars in a good position to chase him before starting the chase scene if you
are having trouble.  Once you are done with that guy, drive back to your
apartment, check your stats and save.
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Mission 9: Clean Getaway [VLA3]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: none
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
The next Vlad mission is somwhat difficult to pull off without committing any
crimes.  First the game will teach you how to use the subway, and if you're
like me this will be the last time you use it.  Take the subway (you can skip
the ride sequence) and jog down the stairs and across the street to the guy
washing his car.  Take note of a fence on your right as you approach and also
of the other guy close to the car.  The first guy will address you as you get
closer and the game will teach you how to stun him.  Look around and make
sure there aren't any police walking around because if you hit him in their
line of site you'll get an unwanted star.  Once you feel safe stun the guy,
and his buddy will start to attack you.  Don't try and jack the car and drive
off with him close to you because he'll grab the door handle and you'll get
nailed with a 'people run down' crime.  Instead, run back towards the fence
and climb over the middle of it.  The second guy should be momentarily
baffled at your physical prowess and stand there for half a second and then
decide to run around the fence to get to you.  If he runs in an undesirable
direction that won't allow you to shake him, simply hop the fence again.
Sprint back to the car you are supposed to steal (which doesn't count against
you again) and hop in.  If you're lucky, the first guy's body may have
vanished if you ran far enough away from it, if you're not lucky you will
have to back up so you don't run him over.
You are pretty far from home, so you should be extra careful because you
don't want to have to restart this mission.  Once you get the car to the
designated lockup, take a cab back to Roman's apartment.  Check your stats
and save.
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Mission 10: Ivan the not so Terrible [VLA4]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: Any
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This is the last Vlad mission - or at least the last mission you are working
for Vlad.  It's also the toughest chase scene up to this point.  Your
directive is to kill some dude named Ivan.  He's at Roman's cab depot, and
you're going to need wheels for this one.  Take one of your cars over there
and he'll be on his way out in his car.  You may have to take some chances as
he seems a bit faster then the other chases.  This also is a longer chase -
almost two minutes long.  Near the end of this there will be a lot of
construction which means you may have to drive up on the sidewalk, but be
very careful not to hit anybody.  The horn may help here.
Once you notice Ivan is out of the car he'll probably be halfway up the
ladder onto some rooftops.  Continue the chase (Y button climbs).  If it
seems like you hit a dead end, look for a ladder.  You'll make some very
cinematic jumps over the rooftops.  They aren't too difficult; just make sure
you jump a full step before you reach the edge to give Niko time to plant his
legs.  After maybe three jumps you'll have Ivan cornered and you'll have the
option to kill him.  Given the nature of this challenge, you should let him
live.  That should complete the mission; you can take some stairs down to
street level or simply jump off.  Whether you die or survive, take a cab to
the apartment.  You can try and make your way back to your car if you choose,
but as long as you have one left you are in good shape.
Check your stats to make sure you haven't committed any crimes.  Save.
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Mission 11: Jamaican Heat [JAC1]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
For this mission you are required by Roman to pick up Little Jacob.  'Pick
up' being the operative phrase, you'll need a car, so hopefully you have one
left.  UPDATE: You can use Roman's cab at his depot, not considered a steal.
UPDATE: Once you scoop up Jacob, he'll give you a piece.  The next part is a
bit tedious but necessary.  Ram into mobile objects (such as other cars but
not the police).  If you smash into buildings your car may stop moving and
you need it.  Once the car is smoking be a smash it up a bit more until you
see black smoke, then go to the yellow marker.  If your car is on fire before
you enter the marker it won't work and you'll be forced to restart.  Once
your car is smoking black and you go to the meeting, go to the designated
watch point.  Once the deal goes bad blast the three guys until they are near
death.  Now go back to your smoking car and smash it in the alley Austin
Power's style until its on fire.  Be careful not to leave the alley or Jacob
will immediately die.  Once the car is on fire, park it in the middle of the
three enemies and sprint away.  You have about ten seconds to do this which
is enough time but not much room for error.  Once they explode a guy will
appear on the roof.  Pop him once and watch him plummet.  You shouldn't have
any kills.
OBSOLETE: One of them on the left tends to focus his shots on you so take him
out first, Little Jacob is very durable.  Kill the other two in any way you
see fit.  One more guy will appear on the roof after this, you can shoot him
a couple times and he'll fall off but it won't register as a kill.  Once that
business is done take Little Jacob where he wants to go, although your car
may have teleported from where you parked it to the entrance of the alley.
Make your way back to the apartment, park your car, check your stats (you
shouldn't have any kills) and save.  You now have a gun to wave around, but
even if you force someone out of their car by pointing a gun at them, if you
get in and drive it the game will register it as a stolen car.  You can,
however push their car in your parking space or cause a traffic jam and point
a gun at somebody who parked in front of one of your safe houses.  If you
save and load after that it is yours.
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Mission 12: Concrete Jungle [JAC2]
PEOPLE KILLED: 0
CARS STOLEN: 0
BIKES STOLEN: 0
BOATS STOLEN: 0
HELICOPTERS STOLEN: 0
STARS ATTAINED: 2
PEOPLE RUN DOWN: 0
FIRES STARTED: 0
CRIMINALS KILLED: 0
CAR: provided
WEAPONS: none
DWAYNE'S ABILITY: no
This one is a two-parter.  Cab it over to Little Jacob's, and he'll give you
the keys to his beamer.  He'll direct you over to another deal.  Be aware you
have to kill seven(!) people this mission, but if Roman wants Niko to help
Little Jacob, Niko will abide.  He is a bit suspicious and directs you to a
back alley in case the deal goes sour.
UPDATE:  It would appear one of these guys can be blasted down without
getting killed.  The guy on the stairs occasionally falls to his death, you
can push him up or try and shoot him up the stairs first before tapping his
leg.  The police don't seem to do any damage, although it is probably
possible to use the exploding car method on the first three guys that come
out of the alley...
The deal does indeed go sour, and three dudes will sprint out the back.
Drive forward to get close (be careful not to hit them with your car) and hop
out.  It's easier to gun them down on foot, and for some reason it seems like
shooting from your car attracts police attention more readily.  They don't
pose much of a threat but occasionally someone not involved in the mission
will blast you with a submachine gun.
Once those three are dead, go back to your car and grab Jacob.  He's not too
happy about the incident.  He'll direct you to a house, drive carefully over
there in case pedestrians are running around due to the gunfire.
Once you're here, follow the in-game instructions to use cover.  There are
four guys, at least one has a shotty so don't run and gun it.  Little Jacob
doesn't really do any damage so don't count on him to get the blood off your
hands.  This should be a pretty easy firefight for someone who has beaten the
game.  After you take out all four guys, drop Jacob off with his crew.  He
won't mind if you keep his car.
Go back to your apartment and park Jacob's car.  Check your stats.  You
should have six kills at this point.  Save.