The SSBB Sing-Along (Revised) Song!

(This song is tuned to the melody of "Yankee Doodle")

Super Smash Bros. went to town
Kids are full of addictedness
Old and young ran in the malls
And Gamestop's out of business!

Here comes the great brawler
The I. M. DeCheater
He's the fantastic fighter
Who can KO like an egg-beater!

Light ning dude went to brawl
They said he's the greatest guy
But that's not absolutely true
Since his brain's as small as a fly!

Lightning dude and DeCheater
are Wii's arch-enemies
They went down to brawl to see who's best
And the Lightning's weak as fleas!

I. M. DeCheater is the best
Lightning Man's the loser
The crowd goes wild for the winner
As Lightning is the...

What rhymes with "loser"?

Type a comment to help finish this song, brawlers!
-I. M. DeCheater