We return with the Smash Bros characters, picking off teams of who's gonna fight who.
Olimar: Okayyy, Mario is gonna be with Luigi against Wario and Bowser.
Mario: Momma-mia! I don't wanna fight with a-my a-little brother!
Luigi: Hmph! So big bro YOU are!
Wario: Why am I working with this "Krazy Koopa" here? His butt is as big as his mouth! XD
Bowser: What?! Say that to my face, Garlic-Breath!!
Pea ch: Knock it off, you too! Bowser, can't you at least be good in one brawl for me? Please?
Bowser: (Sigh) Geez...
(As Peach turned away, Wario stuck his tongue out at Bowser with satisfaction)
Wario : Neener neener! (heh-heh)
Bowser: Grrrr....If only I brought Bowser JR. here, then we can beat the lights outta that weirdo...
Olimar: Now...Link is with Zelda and Yoshi is with Peach.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Peach: (Gasp) My dress is not THAT fat, Yoshi! >:(
Mario: (Psst, Luigi, that dress DOES make her a bit fat!)
Luigi: (You're right, big bro! If she p***ed my TV, I will miss THREE commercials!)XD
Pea ch: WHAT did you say?
Luigi: Uh-uh-uh...nuh-nuh-n uthin', Peach...
Link: On with the list, Olimar! We're wasting our time since I.M. DeCheater didn't make this Part 2!
Olimar: Who??
Link: (Sigh) Never mind. Besides, my sword is too rusty...
Olimar: Now Kirby is with Meta-Knight against King Dedede is with the Ice Climbers.
Kirby: My hammer is better than yours, Ice Climbers!
Ice Climbers: But two hammers are better than one!
King Dedede: Hahaha! My gigantic hammer can wipe out all of you in one pound!
Meta-Knight: Gee, I HAVE to fight with my pink arch-nemisis against the two eskimo-like children and the fat penguin...
King Dedede: Who ya calling fat?!
Mario: (So Peach is not the ONLY one who's fat here!)
Luigi: (Yeah! I bet that Dedede's so fat that somebody took a picture of him last Christmas and the photo's STILL printing!)XD
King Dedede: Hey! I'm not THAT fat! And there's no such thing as Christmas in the SSB world! :(
Meta-Knight: Then where did you get your unlimited Waddle-Dees and Waddle-Doos? Santa Claus?
King Dedede: (Blushed) Ermmmm...Forget it, you guys...
Olimar: Fox is with Falco against Wolf and Samus.
Wolf: Finally! I don't have to fight with that darn Fox and the no-brained bluejay.
Fox: You can say THAT again, Wolf...
Falco: Since when did I become a blue-jay??
Samus: Um, what are you exactly?
Falco: Well, that's a secret. You'll just have to wait for the third SSB.
Olimar: Onward! Now... Donkey Kong is with Diddy Kong to fight against Lucas and Ness.
Donkey Kong: Ook ook! (Pounding his chest)
Diddy: Eek eek! (Pounding HIS chest)
Ness: Well! It looks like the Kongs are happy to be with each other! Such pals they are...
Lucas: I don't care! I'm afraid of big, furry monkeys!
Ness: 'Fraidy-cat...
Olim ar: Marth and Ike against Pikachu and Jigglypuff.
Pikachu : Pika...CHOO!
Marth: Bless you!
Ike: Dude, he wasn't sneezing. But hey, why do you think there's "jiggly" in Jigglypuff?
Marth: Dude, I don't wanna know...
Jigglypuff: ZZZ...
Ike: Great. Just great. The only character who sleeps on the job...
Olimar: Here we go...Pokemon Trainer with Lucario and Ganondorf with Toon Link...
Toon Link: Hey! How come there are FOUR Pokemon dudes on that side??
Ganondorf: The REAL question is, "Why am I fighting with a squirt like you?"!
Toon Link: 'Cause ya gonna get KO'd without my help, man.
Ganondorf: Am I'm not the only one with a bad attitude...
Lucario : Face it, PT, you'll never be strong if you're gonna let your "slaves" fight for you!
Pokemon Trainer: They're not my slaves! They're my buddies since the first-grade!
Lucari o: I guess it's because they're PROTECTING you from "bullies", huh? XD
Pokemon Trainer: At least I'm HUMAN, Lucario!
Lucario: Being human is being powerless without the power of the AURA! It's cool, of course.
Olimar: R.O.B. and Mr. Game-and-Watch versus Captain Falcon and Snake.
R.O.B.: *Beeep*
Mr.Game -and-Watch: *Bepp-Beep*!
Captai n Falcon: Are those guys swearing or sonething? What's with the *beeps*?
Sonic: Forget that subject already! We're the fastest dudes in the whole game!
Captain Falcon: Musta gottent he need for speed from Chili peppers...
Sonic: Actually, it might of been the baked beans...
Captain Falcon: That's for Wario, in case of a "farty" situation...
Wario: Hey! I eat garlic here!
Bowser: That's why your breath is like a gas chamber!
Wario: (If only I stayed at WarioWare..) >:(
Olimar: Sorry, Pit, but you're not gonna be brawling today...
Pit: What?! Why?? Palutena's counting on me today! :(
Olimar: Well, your name fits in "Armpit", you look like Angel from the X-men, AND you purposely destroyed my unlimited supply of Pikmin (sniff)...
Pit: That was an accident, Olimar!
Olimar: Hey, it's okay! Besides, I'm too tired to brawl anyway. So I'm gonna sit back and eat a ham sandwich while you guys brawl!
(Every character looked at Olimar with angry glares)
Ganondorf: How about you lie on the ground, eat a knuckle sandwich, and watch us pound you to Pikmin Kibbles!
All Except Olimar: YEAH!!!
Olimar: (I should have left when I had the chance...) X(
...And the SSB characters done...um..."wonderf ul" activities with Olimar. Like...uh...kicks, punches, pounds, bites, hammers, shocks, slices, dices, and sleeps (for Jigglypuff).
Wait for the next one: The Super Smash Bros Brawl Part3--hey wait a mi***e! I'm not gonna type another long, ridiculous story again! If you REALLY like it, then type a comment and I'll think about it for about...one second.
Oh! Times out! One second is over!
Oh well...it's okay.
At least you have the story here before your very eyes.
Think about it.
-I.M. DeCheater
