If ya gotta go to poo or ya gotta go to peee,
What do I do? I get to play my Wiii!

If ya gotta pet some dogs or ya gotta pet some beees,
What should I pet? I get to pet my Wiii!

If ya learnin' ABCs or ya learnin' the One Two Threee,
What do I learn? My manuel to Wiii!

If ya wishin' for eight ears or ya wishin' for ten kneees,
What do I wish? I get to wish for Wiii!

If ya wanna squish some ants or ya wanna squish some fleeeas,
What do I squish? I get to squish my Wii-- wait...

I don't WANNA squish my Wiii!
I rather eat a treee!
I gotta lose my shopping spreee!

I don't WANNA squish my Wiii!
I rather eat some peeeas!
I gotta jump into the seeea!

Oh how can it beee?
I gotta disagreee
Not to pay some feee!
Better than squishing my Wiii!

With ova 100 degreees
I gotta guaranteee
Sh ould I say "Whoopeee"?
C uz I got ten thousand Wiiis?

Beats meee...

...C uz I gotta go to peee!