Link: Our hero! In this game, he's a farmhand who lives in
the village of Ordon. Link gets forced into an adventure in
which he saves the Land of Hyrule. Again.

Epona: Link's horse. Ilia likes her a lot. I suspect that
she only likes Link for his horse.

Ilia: Link's girlfriend. Hey, way to go, Link, you have a
girlfriend! I always thought that Zelda would be Link's
girlfriend, but I guess I was wrong. Unfortunately, Ilia is
kidnapped early on in the game, and part of Link's quest is
to find her.

Colin: A little boy who wants to grow up to be just like
Link. Aw, isn't that sweet, Link has a fan!

Malo: A young boy who lives in Ordon Village. He's rather
sarcastic, and often mumbles to himself. He runs two
different shops in this game, one in Kakariko Village, and
the other in Castle Town.

Talo: A young boy who lives in Ordon Village. He's
enthusiastic about being a cool swordsman like Link.

Beth: A young girl who lives in Ordon Village. Actually,
she's the ONLY young girl in Ordon Village. Dating
opportunities are going to be tough for Malo, Talo and
Colin in the future, that's for sure.

Rusl: The leading fighter in Ordon Village. He helps Link
out a lot on his quest, and he also likes to share some
homo-erotic moments with Link. I guess he doesn't know that
Link has a girlfriend.

Uli: Wife of Rusl, mother of Colin. She's pregnant.

Fado: Runs the Ordon Ranch. He's a nice person, but not
very good at running the ranch.

Sera: Mother of Beth. Runs the shop in Ordon Village.
She's a fat woman who loves her cat.

Haunch: Father of Beth. He is a timid fellow who spends
most of his time outside of Fado's house, looking at the
beehive.

Bo: Mayor of Ordon Village. Father of Ilia, and champion
sumo wrestler.

Jaggle: Father of Malo and Talo. He's a slacker who spends
most of his time lying down.

Pergie: Mother of Malo and Talo. You don't see much of her,
because she stays inside with the dog most of the time.

Midna: Midna is an other worldly creature who makes friends
with Link. By "other worldly", I mean that she lives in the
world of the twilight, thus making her the Twilight
Princess the game's title refers to.

Princess Zelda: Zelda is the Twilight Princess that the
game's title refers to. At least, I think she is. Link sees
her a grand total of twice in this game. Woo hoo!

Renado: Shaman at Kakariko Village.

Luda: Renado's daughter.

Barnes: He runs the bomb shop in Kakariko village. For
someone who makes bombs, he's kind of a wuss.

Darbus: The drama teacher at East High, who hates it when
people use cell phones in her class. No, wait, that's from
High School Musical. In Twilight Princess, Darbus is the
chief of the Gorons.

Fyer: The man who runs a transportation shop at Hyrule
Lake. He can send you to Gerudo Desert, the top of the
lake, and the city in the sky.

Falbi: The man who runs a transportation shop to Hyrule
Lake. He and Fyer are in business together.

Ganondorf: The evil bad guy who has been trying to take
over the Land of Hyrule for centuries now. Naturally, he's
trying to take over Hyrule in this game, too.

Zant: The bad guy who kicked Midna off of her throne (not
cool!) and is currently making plans for world domination.
Link is SO going to kick Zant's butt.

Agitha: Princess of the Bug Kingdom! She's a cute girl who
has a bug collection. She pays Link handsomely for finding
all of her bugs. I kinda like her.

Borville: A doctor who lives in Castle Town. He's grumpy,
and has a humongous tab waiting for him at the local bar.

Fanadi: The fortune teller in Castle Town, who can tell you
what to do next, or where to find a new piece of heart.

Jovani: A greedy man who can be restored to life if you
find and kill sixty poes.

Ashei: A woman who's a member of the Adventurer's Guild.
She studies the Yeti who live on Snowpeak Mountain. I think
she's kind of cute.

Auru: He's a member of the Adventurer's guild, and he gives
Link a letter which enables Link to travel to Gerudo Desert.

Shad: A man who's a member of the Adventurer's Guild. He
studies the Oocca, the creatures who live in the sky. He
has crazy glasses.

Telma: She runs the bar in Castle Town.

Impaz: An old woman who lives alone in a village with a lot
of cats.

Ooccoo and Ooccoo Jr: Link's sky creature friends who help
him warp out of dungeons.

The Postman: The Postman delivers mail to Link. He can be
seen hanging around in the barn at Ordon Ranch, at Telmia's
Bar, Kakariko Inn or the Cave of Ordeals.

Prince Ralis: Prince of the Zoras. Link saves his life, and
he helps Link get to Snowhead Mountain.

Rutela: Queen of the Zoras. She's dead, but still asks Link
to save her son's life. In return, she gives him Zora
Armor.

Purlo: The man who runs the Star Circus tent in Castle
Town. He is allegedly modeled after Tingle.

Yeto: A big, friendly Yeti who lives on Snowpeak Mountain.

Yeta: Yeto's wife, who is sick for most of the Snowpeak
Mountain dungeon, but she makes a recovery in time to fight
Link as the dungeon's boss.