The Guy Game (X-Box)
By: Alex "Joker" Hall
Started on - 9/05/04
Completed on - 9/11/04
E-Mail at SanctuaryRemix@AOL.com
- Hello all! Did you miss me??? I'm finally back into the walkthrough
writing scene and with a game that's for adults only. It's like a
step back in time for me since my first walkthrough for GameFAQs was
Sentimental Shooting and it's an adult video game as well. This one
though I didn't have to download, all I had to do was rent it. Funny
story behind this game as well. I was out for the summer this year in
Miami, Florida (my second home!) enjoying all that great spanish ass
and tits everywhere. Just gotta love the spanish woman is all I gotta
say. Getting back on subject, I went cruising to Dolphin Mall and was
just mallratting, when I stopped at the EB Games store there, and then
I see a box for The Guy Game, soon to be out. I had never heard a
single word about this game til that day. In fact, it was like 2 weeks
ago when I heard about this game. Well I rented it and I have to say
that all those guys out there, writing bad threads in forums and
message boards must be either gay, or not into party games, cuz this
game is fun as hell and of course only for guys......or.....if you're
a lesbian then you can play too. The rating on the game tells it all
of what you will see here, and there's no lies. The language is very
strong, the nudity isn't that bad, but I guess it's bad enough for a
bible belt type of person, or a virgin without the internet. All in
all I'd say that if you get your friends together for this game, you
will have a blast with the trivia and the mini games, all in all
working to dominate over your friends and see plenty of ass and tits
in the process. Call that motivation!
- Want to know more or just hang out as a fan of the Guy Game? Then goto
www.theguygame.com to view more on the The Guy Game
- Everyone remember now, I write for GameFAQs and GameFAQs only! If any
updates are made to this guide, they'll be posted at www.gamefaqs.com
and nowhere else, unless the people from other sites pay attention and
see the update done on GameFAQs. I'm not gonna go out of my way to
update this guide everywhere, so just giving everyone the heads up on
that!
- This guide was created by me, me, me, me, me and did I forget to
mention......ME!!!!! Please ask for my permission before putting this
guide on your site. I have no probs with it, so long as you ask me
first. I mean for god's sake already......I get all the damn e-mails
from people either contributing to the guide, or ragging on it, so
I'd like to know where they're getting the guide info from! So lets
just avoid headaches on both ends and just take the few minutes to
give your fingers a workout and type up an e-mail to me. Got it? Good.
- The Table of Tits...err...Contents -
1) Starting a Game
2) The Basics
3) The Options Menu
4) The Sets
5) Extra Trivia Q & A's
6) Meet the Girls
7) Playing a Quickie
8) Additional Guy Game Stuff
9) Secrets and Unlocked Items
10) Credits
1) Starting Your Game
- Not exactly a brain thrasher, if it was, then well.....maybe you
should just give up now. From the Main Menu, the cursor should already
be on Start Game. Hit your A button and you're on the Start Game Menu.
Here you can tweak things just before heading out to see those Spring
Break Girls......
- Start New Game -
- This is where you will have to go if you just bought or first rented
this game. This will get your game going with brand new Sets to play
with and open up. Basically, everything is new to you if you choose
this option if you've already got a save game.
- Continue Game -
- Here's where you go to continue games you've already got going. You
come here even if you've finished off an Episode of a Set. You keep
choosing this option so that you can keep unlocking various items in
the game and to finish off sets that you've started. Also you can use
all the info you've unlocked for Sets and Episodes whenever friends
come over and you want to see who's the better trivia master, all the
while being one hell of a horndog!
- Number of Guys -
- This is where you go to open up the amount extra opponents you want to
face. Whether it's against friends, or if you're going it alone, this
is where you tweak that option. It goes from One to Four players.
- Rules Set -
- This basically applies for multiple player games with people agreeing
to outside game terms. Those terms are yours to choose, whether it's
vodka shots, or punches to the arm, you choose how the penalties ride.
Learn more about Rules in the Options Menu section of this guide. You
can tweak the Rules Set from Standard to None. If you have the Number
of Guys set to One, then the Rules Set will not apply to your game. It
only comes into play during multi player games.
- Ballz -
- This is the option to either want to play the mini games or not. If
you're playing alone, then you should tweak this option to either On
or Off if you want a fast game or not. If you're playing with other
people, then you might want to reconsider since playing with friends
makes these games very exciting and funny. You'll have fun with them,
but it all depends on whether you want to play them or not.
- There you have it.....after messing with those options, you can
continue onwards and chose your babe. This babe will strip for you
depending on your performance. Find out more on this in the Sets
section of the walkthrough. Getting all this set up will lead you on
to the meat and potatoes of this game, which is the Sets Section. You
now must get ready for trivia if you want to see those women flash the
many many many horny onlookers.
2) The Basics
- Though I see no reason to explain the controls of this game, I'm going
to do it anyways since I know some jackass won't know what they're
doing and ask me how can you do this or that. Plus I get to be
sarcastic to all of you who do not read the entire damn guide and ask
me stupid question that were already answered here! It's on of my many
joys in life.....now time to teach you how to play.
- Trivia -
- A Button: Answer's Question (First and Second Question)
(Confirms Ass Saver Choice)
- B Button: Answer's Question (First Question Only)
- X Button: Answer's Question (First Question Only)
- Y Button: Answer's Question (First and Second Question)
- L Trigger: Brings up the Ass Saver Menu
- D Pad Up: Selects Choice on the Ass Saver Menu
- D Pad Down: Selects Choice on the Ass Saver Menu
- Start Button: Pauses the Game
- D Pad: Goes for Guy Game Tokens
- Ok...lets start off by explaining how to select your right answer.
You will have to use all four of your Letter Buttons. After a question
is read, you will be given the choice of answers. It will look
something like this:
A - ???
B - ???
X - ???
Y - ???
You will see a Money Meter in the top right hand corner of the screen.
As money disappears from the meter, so will an answer. When the money
gets down low enough, only two answers will remain. One will be the
right one, and the other wrong. The purpose of this is for you to
answer in the alotted time. Whenever you put in your answer, you will
be given the amount of money that was on the meter at the moment you
pushed in your answer. All answers are not final!!!!! If you saw that
you got it wrong, quickly change the answer to one that is showing.
You will get less money since time went by, but you won't lose money
if you got the right answer. You want to know the answer right away
so that you will get the maximum amount of money that you can get.
- You will see a number underneath the Money Meter that changes each
round. This is the Money Target. It's optional if you try to get this
or not during your round. All it is is when you put in your answer,
look at your profile to see what amount of money you will get for this
round. If it matches up with the number underneath the Money Meter,
then you've earned $2000 dollars. If you're really really really good
at stopping on the mark, then go ahead and try for this. Other than
that, it's going to be a case of real dumb luck if you can land it
on that damn number. This can change the tides of a multiplayer game
if you're able to land on it.
- The Ass Saver Menu is more or less like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
in most ways. Here you have options that you can use to....well....
save your ass. This basically comes into play in multiplayer games.
It's almost useless in single player games. You only have these
Ass Savers to use once per game, so pick and chose wisely when you
want to use them!
*) Double or Nothing: This will double the amount of money that you get
on the intial question, not the bonus question.
If you know it for a fact, use this and get $800
to double it up to $1600. It might just bounce you
up from Asshole to President!
*) Immunity: This will keep you immune to consequences of the question
you just answered. No matter when you chime in the answer,
if it's wrong, it will give you $800 anyways, so if you
don't know the question, just use this and pick any answer
that you want. You have to get the Bonus Question right
though, or you'll lose money there. This Immunity doesn't
keep you immune to the Bonus Question's wrath!
*) Headbutt: This one appears only when you're playing a multiplayer
game. You can use this to make that person lose double
their loses on that go around. This will seriously piss off
alot of people, especially when you know they don't know
the answer to the question. But this can backfire. If they
get the answer right, then they will get double their
earnings, which will just piss you off instead. What you
have here is a double edge sword more or less, so watch it
when you use this Ass Saver.
- To access the Ass Saver Menu, just before the answers pop up, hit the
L Trigger to see the menu come up. Be quick and know what you want to
use already before you bring this up. Time is a factor in selecting
your Ass Saver for that round.
- To get a Guy Game Coin, just wait for a circle with a symbol in it
to appear underneath the Money Meter in the top right hand corner.
When you see a symbol show up, push up on the D-Pad to snag that
Coins and to get the reward or consquence of that Token. It is random
and unknown what you will get. At times there will be one where it
shows a D-Pad. When a direction is lit up, hit that direction to get
the Coins. You don't have to go for these if you don't want to, they
don't affect the game in a serious way. These are basically gambles as
to what you can get. You can wait to see what the coin will give you,
but you do leave it open for other players to snag at it as well. If
you see a green dollar sign, then quickly press up on your D-Pad to
get the free cash, but if you see a red skull and crossbones, don't
press anything on your D-Pad. You don't want to lose money you know!
So basically you can gamble on it, or play it safe by waiting, the
choice is yours.
- Stealing from another player is a very effective way of evening the
odds. Stealing is taking away the points of a player that you know
knows an answer you don't. Time to wipe that shit-eating grin off his
face. To steal, hold down the L Trigger and then press the button that
coresponds with the color of the player you want to steal from. To
make it much more simplier for you:
L Trigger + A Button = Steal From Green Player
L Trigger + B Button = Steal From Red Player
L Trigger + X Button = Steal From Blue Player
L Trigger + Y Button = Steal From Yellow Player
If they get it right, then you get their money and they get a stupid
look on their face. Now steal at your own risk! If they suspect you
of stealing, or if they really don't know the answer like you thought
they did, then you will take their points, but the damage is double
to you! They get saved from the bad choice they made! So if you're
confident enough, then try stealing from others. God may have said not
to steal from your fellow man, but I'm sure he'd understand that you
have to shut up that bigheaded friend of yours.
- Stated earlier in the Guy Game Coins part up there, there are other
coin versions that can be seen. One of which is the Roulette Wheel.
Start that thing up and pray to god that it lands on you, since you're
the one that could use the money, and crazy enough to start this thing
up. It can backfire on you and land on another player's color, giving
them the money you want. The only thing you'll get then is anger.
The other version is the one I talked about. When you see a coin with
directional arrows on it, it will light up a pattern it wants you to
mimic. Put in the correct pattern that it shows and you'll get
yourself some free money to pull yourself up to Presidency!
- In the Stats menu (The menu just after you've completed both questions
for a girl and you get to see your cheerleader change clothes) you can
press these buttons to either make everyone sigh in relief, or turn
away in disgust:
R Trigger: Show Babe
L Trigger + A Button: Fat Guy
Trust me.....after you've done that Fat Guy scene once, you'll be
pressing the hell out of your R Trigger from there on out!
- Ballz Mini-Games -
- Time to learn how to throw down in those Ballz mini games. If you want
to dominate on your friends, then you must learn how to get the hang
of these games. They're simplistic in design, but a bitch to play
against four people! You will most definitely have an assload of fun
against your friends.
- Ballz Out -
- Left Thumbstick: Move Your Color Ball
- Back Button: Change Music (Green Player)
- Start Button: Pause Game
- L Trigger: Hover Slam
- R Trigger: Hover Slam
- A Button: Turbo Boost
- B Button: Release Whip
- The object of this game is knock off all those little balls that fall
from the sky, off the edge of the platform. Your score will raise by
10 points for each ball knocked off. If you knock off a fellow player,
you get 1000 points. If you fall off or are knocked off by another
player, you will lose 500 points, so look sharp and pray that you have
some balancing skills.
- There are power pick-ups in this game. To pick up a power-up, roll
over a ball that shining in multiple colors. It's pretty easy to see
since it'll be the only ball that's going rainbow on the board. The
pick-up's you get are random. Here's what you can find:
*) 2500 Points - Adds 2500 Points to your score
*) 5000 Points - Adds 5000 Points to your score
*) Double Points - Doubles all your earnings during the time that you
have this power-up.
*) Whiplash - Get close to an opponent and connect them with a whip. Use
this to throw them off the board by gaining lots of
momentum and dragging them around. Be careful though, your
victim can turn the tables on you with this move, and you
can soon become the victim of your own attack
*) Bully - You become bigger than the other players, and are much harder
for them to knock off. You on the other hand, have no problem
pushing them off. It's a bit more harder to control yourself
when you're big, but it doesn't take long to get the hang of.
*) Molasses - This slows you down, and basically keeps you in place. You
become extremely hard to get knocked around by other
players, but since you're so damn slow, you can't use the
Hover Slam, or the Turbo Boost, which makes things on your
part harder to score. This hurts more than it helps. About
the only time when you want this is when the stage starts
to rotate around wildly, trying to throw you and everyone
else off.
*) Forcefield - The best of the best in my book, this power-up doesn't
allow you to get knocked off the edge by either the
other players, or your clumsy dumbass self. Everytime
you go crashing towards the platform's edge, you will
see a big wall of yellow light appear, stopping you. If
you have this power-up, consider yourself the most
dangerous player on the field, because you can knock
others off, if they don't have a Forcefield as well,
without any real worry. Just keep an eye on your time
meter so that you're not caught off guard when this
fades out.
*) Attract - A weird power-up at best, this attracts all the balls on
the stage to you. I'm not sure where the real strength is
in this power-up or where it's weakness is, but I guess
maybe one of you guys can e-mail me with your strategy
behind this one and shed some light on the good uses of
this otherwise worthless power-up.
- Word of advice behind these power-ups, when you get them, stay on the
damn platform! You don't want to prematurely lose your full time
behind a good power-up do you? That's like ruining your first night
of sex! So once you've got your power-up, be smart and stay away from
the edges to the best of your advantage ok.
- Keep an eye out at your profile when you pick up a power-up. You will
see a time bar with your power-up's name beside it. The bar will go
down as time passes, no brainer there....so nothing good lasts forever
and remember that!!!! If you don't want to bother keeping an eye on
your time meter, then keep an eye on yourself. When your power-up is
about to fade into the wind, a thought bubble will appear above your
ball with an exclamation mark in it. Keep this in mind when passing
out the ass beatings ok.
- Ballz In -
- Here you play game much like hockey, only with small balls, and other
players......and....well....your cheerleader babe on the floor. You
know what I'm getting at! In any case the whole object is to score on
the other players goals, while protecting your own. You can score
1000 points by snagging the ball and shooting it at another's goal, or
you can be fancy about it to get 1000X? as your score. You will lose
500 points if someone scores on your goal, or you can lose 1000 points
if you score on your own goal. Not a good idea to do that.
- Left Thumbstick: Move Your Color Ball
- Back Button: Change Music (Green Player)
- Start Button: Pause Game
- L Trigger: Jump
- R Trigger: Jump
- A Button: Turbo Boost
- B Button: Shoot
- X Button: Reverse Shot
- Y Button: Chip Shot
- Jumping is a defensive manuever in this game. When another player
shoots the ball either using a Reverse Shot or a Chip Shot, you can
catch the ball in the air by jumping. Don't let someone else think
they have the better of you!
- Turbo Boosting is as it says what it is. You move slightly faster for
small sprint. It can help alot in this game. You have this move in all
Ballz games, but here's where it shines the most. Use it effectively
to corral the ball in your favor.
- Shooting of course is the most effective method of scoring in this
game. If you shoot at a goal and make it, you will receive 1000
points. You can get fancy with this, and try bank shooting. Aim the
ball at the corners or walls of the platform and try and make it
bounce off the wall into a goal. Depending on how good the bounce was,
will decide the multiplier number that goes with your 1000 points.
- The Reverse Shot fires the ball behind you. It sends it airborn as
well. This can be used to fool other players if they are trying to
chase you down to steal the ball from you. Get them lined up behind
you and fire the Reverse Shot at a goal other than yours. If you make
it into the goal with this shot, then you will have 1000 X 3 goal. Not
too shabby huh?
- The Chip Shot works more or less like the Reverse Shot. The ball won't
stay in the air as long though. Use this to fire over other players
that are trying to stand in front of you, or trying to become a goalie
for their goal. If you can aim the shot just right, then you'll come
away with a 1000 X 2 goal. Plus.....you can serious wail on the person
you scored on to show them that you truely have skills.
- There is one other way of getting a goal, and that's sacrificing
yourself with the ball. Go through your opponent's goal while holding
on to the ball. You get the points and don't get penalized any points
for falling off the platform. A last ditch effort to use ok! When you
fall of the platform, you may not lose points, but you won't come back
in the game for a few seconds. This leaves your scoring chances gone
and your goal wide open for others to score on, which then you'll lose
points. Again.....use this technique as a last resort.
- Ballz Shots -
- If you've ever been to Chuck E. Cheese's or some place like that, then
you'll know right off the bat the whole purpose of this game. The
whole object of this game is aim your ball at the target area's that
are gapped between the platform and them. The whole mantra behind this
game? AIM AIM AIM!!!!
- Left Thumbstick: Move Your Color Ball
- Back Button: Change Music (Green Player)
- Start Button: Pause Game
- A Button: Turbo Boost
- Your Turbo Boost is your friend in this game. It definitely helps you
to get the much needed extra space to the better scoring areas. Be
careful though not to miss your mark, or you'll have to try again, or
you may have missed your opportunity.
- If you fall, don't worry. You don't lose points and you respawn back
in very quickly. Just calm down ok......everything will be fine.
- You can get bonus points by popping balloons that appear over target
areas in this game. They will most definitely help you out, as they
often give out 20000 points a pop.
- To multiply your points, in a single player game, light up all the
areas in your color to get 15000 bonus points. In a multiplayer game,
I'm not 100% clear on how to get that multiplier to work. I've done
it plenty of times already, but it was all by accident. My friends
did the same, and since no one is paying attention on how it's done
and just playing to see who's the best, it'll be a good while before
I can tell you guys how it's done. Just keep aiming at any and all
target areas and you will get 15000 points, just watch and see.
- To get a score X 2 or 3 hit any target area when it's in the back row.
You can tell when it's in the back row by the farther it being away.
- Bouncing on the target area's walls can be very effective hitting the
target's in the back row. It's not easy to do, but aim yourself on to
the wall of a target area, and then it will bounce you up. Use the
bounce to either go for a target in the back row, or to aim for
another wall to bounce off of. If you can utilize this technique, then
you will be a force to be reckoned with.
- The target scores are as follows:
The Big Three Piece Area:
Outside Rim = 1000 points
Middle Rim = 3000 points
Center Rim = 6000 points
The Wide Single Piece Areas = 2000
The Smaller Single Piece Area = 3000
- When time is winding down to about a half a minute, whenever someone
scores in one of the areas, it will disappear. This will happen until
there is only the 6000 point area from the Three Piece Area that
appears in the beginning of the game. When you score in an area during
this time, you will get that respective area's point X 4. This makes
things very interesting when everyone is aiming for the 6000 X 4 area.
- So there you have it.....everything you could know about this game in
a nutshell. Well.....a very long nutshell.....Learn these moves and
practice them to add skills to your trivia knowledge and dominate all
that stand in your way.....along with getting girls to show skin too.
3) The Options Menu
- Time to tweak what you can here. This is where you can change a few
things that disagree with what you want to see in the game.
- Manage Profiles -
- Here you can view the profiles that have been used in this game. You
can see the stats of how you and your little buddies have done in
games played thus far. You can also delete your profiles from here as
well. Got an embarassing running streak? Well then just "accidentally"
hit the delete button and no one's the wiser.
- Manage Rules -
- I told you I'd tell you what was on the Rules of the game, and here
they are. First off here is where you can view the Rules made by the
good people that made this game. These are called the Standard rules.
Pre-Made rules for your enjoyment. Now if you don't like the rules
that they made, then make some of your own. To make your own,
highlight  and then hit the Y Button. This copies the blank
rule set so that you can make your own. Type in what you want to have
for all 15 spots so that you can make your party with your friends.
Whatever you put down though is your own business, and I really don't
want to know what is going through your mind when you put down what
you put down ok.
- The Standard Rules are as follows:
1) No one may say the word "the" or they receive a penalty
2) No one may say any numbers or they get a penalty
3) No one may let go of their controller or they get a penalty
4) No one may make eye contact with another player, or they will both get
a penalty
5) First names can not be spoken, (only titles). If first names are
spoken, then the speaker gets a penalty
6) Everyone must have the President's permission to pee
7) No one may say "I", "me", or "you", or they receive a penalty
8) No one may stand for any reason. or they receive a penalty
9) Everyone but the President must sit on the floor
10) No one's lips may touch their bottle, cup, or can or they receive
a penalty
11) Everyone must pinch their left nipple while speaking, or they receive
a penalty
12) When tits are flashed on screen, everyone takes a penalty
13) Anyone who swears gets a penalty
14) Anyone who points gets a penalty
15) No one may say a word that begins or ends with the letter "s" or they
receive a penalty
- So there you have it.....the pre-made rules of the game. If they're not
to your liking, then by all means turn them off, or use your own rules.
That's all for this section......time to move on.
- Music -
- This option lets you turn the music on or off in the game. Simple
enough to understand right?
- Vibration -
- This option will turn the vibration to your controller and the other
controllers on or off. Your choice as to what you want, I can't stop
you from choosing either way you know.
- Restore Default -
- If you press the A Button on this, then the game will put all the
options that you tweaked back to it's original settings. So in other
words, if you've screwed around to much with the game, and you're
having difficulty getting things in order, hit this to make the world
a much better place. Well.....least back to it's original state. That
way you avoid many headaches.
4) The Sets
- Ok....time to get down to why you rented or bought this game. The Sets
are 4 episodes a piece, with 5 sets to go through. Your job is to
get the trivia questions right, so that you can destroy that damn
Censor Meter and see those college girls in all their glory.
- A description of what you have to do in this is to answer two trivia
questions per round. The first question is the INTIAL Question. This
question is for your own enjoyment, and to keep your lead. The second
question is the HOTTIE BONUS Question. This depends on which section of
the episode that you're playing will be what type of question asked.
If you're in the Foreplay section of the episode, then you have to
choose whether the hottie gets it right or wrong. The Tit Witz section
of the episode, all the BONUS Questions Hotties are wrong. You have to
guess what they said. Simple enough right? If you don't get it here,
you will easy enough by just playing the game. If you don't get it in
the game, then you need some real saving!
- The Flash-O-Meter is your enemy in this game. It's what keeps every
girl censored, except for your cheerleader. When you start off, the
censoring is done with a Guy Game logo, much like a black box. You are
in the Soft and Squishy section of the Flash-O-Meter, marked in blue.
When you've answered enough BONUS Questions, the meter will reach the
green area, or the Sorta Chubby level. This slaps away the Guy Game
logos, but the girl's nudity is censored by fuzziness. Much like when
news shows censor out a person's face. You have to reach the red area,
or the Super Stiff level, if you want uncensored enjoyment. To do that,
you have to be great at answering the BONUS Questions. That's why I'm
here to help you out. Cuz I know you guys want to hurry up and see
those boobs in all their splendor.
- One little thing to know is that you can bag the hottie on screen, and
move on to the next screen by repeatedly pressing the A Button. A bag
will come down on the screen when a hottie is suppose to flash, or is
flashing with the words The Guy Game, Hottie Bagger. Great to move
along those censored versions, but if you're bagging the uncensored
ones, then I start to wonder if you're gay.
- Make sure to keep an eye out for Bonus Flashers! They appear in the
backgrounds of a hottie's flashing period, and they will have an arrow
pointing to them with the words Bonus Flash. The Bonus Flashes aren't
censored at all at any time, so you can start off by witnessing a few
background nipples while you wait to break the censorship and please
your cheerleader babe.
- Finally have the uncensored images but want to enjoy them longer? Hit
the Y Button at any time during a hottie's flasher scene to pause the
video and enjoy the shot of the beautiful breasts that you paused on.
Isn't life just peachy now?
- When you start off you get to choose what girl you want to represent
you, and be your cheerleader. You have only 4 choices to start with,
but you can unlock other girls as you progress through the Sets. The
4 girls you start off with is:
Lori - A dirty blonde cowgirl that wears blue jean clothes, and has
a pink bra and panty set
Zoe - A dark haired asian chick that wears dark black clothing, and has
black lacy bra and panties
Ramona - A spanish woman with blonde dyed hair that wears black leather
clothes, and strips to her lacy black bra and panties
Regan - A voluptious brunette that wears black clothing, but soon wears
nothing but her black bra and panties (side note....my personal
fav girl in the game. I love brunettes)
- You chose your girl here and then get ready to play The Guy Game. Now
the girls answering the questions aren't the only ones that can strip
down to bare skin in this game, your cheerleader can as well. In order
to your girl to take off more and more clothes, you have to answer the
BONUS Question right, not the INITIAL Question. Meaning when it asks
you if the Hottie will get the question right or wrong, or what wrong
answer will the Hottie say, you have to get the question right, or your
girl won't strip down at all. In fact, she may just put more clothes
back on and give you the one finger salute.
- If you're playing a multiplayer game, then you start things our by
playing a game of high card. This is a simple card game. You have to
get the highest card if you want to start out as the President. It goes
in order of 2 being the lowest you can get and the Ace being the card
you want. If someone ties your card, that person has the option of
either choosing a new card, or staring the whole High Card picking all
over. If you want to gamble that you'll get a higher card, then choose
Pick a New card. If you just want to play it safe and get on your
friend's nerves, chose New Deal. Your friend may get a low card on the
second go around this time, or he may just get an even higher card. It
is one big gamble any way you look at it.
- In a multiplayer game, there is a ladder of succession to follow.
Depending how well you do on the High Card game, will determine your
starting rank. The ladder is:
President - Top Rank
Vice President - 2nd Rank
Treasurer - 3rd Rank
Asshole - Bottom Rank
You don't want to be the Asshole if you're playing with the Rules with
your friends. It's all based on the card game, and everyone knows that
if you're the asshole, you get beat up and picked on by everyone above
you. Also your rank in a multiplayer game does determine how far your
girl will go to strip for you. These girls will only show the goods if
you're President. If you start off as the Asshole, the girl will give
you the finger as a show of how much she thinks of you. You can only
get your girl to take off so much because of ranking. If you're the
Asshole, your girl won't even show her bra off to you. As you progress
in ranks though, she will show more and more to you. Of course for her
to take her clothes off you have to get the BONUS Questions right. Hey
these girls only like winners, not losers. If you want to see tits that
badly, you gotta earn it. Make sure you know your trivia and you are
the President, and you'll make all the other players wishing they had
your girl.
- With things underway, it's time to play an episode. You start off with
only one available to you. And to make things more frustrating, You
have to deal with the Flash-O-Meter. This is what keeps those girls
censored to your horny eyes. It's time to destroy censorship! On to the
Sets!
- Set 1, Episode 1: The Whole Nine Yards -
- If you reach the Hottie Challenge and win, you unlock: New Pictures
(The Girls of Summer)
- Here you have your first batch of girls to play with. They are:
* Melissa & Amber *
Age: 19
Major: Nursing
Best Feature: Mutual Proximity
Likes: Sutures, Candy Stripes, O.B.G.Y.Ns with BMWs
Dislikes: Shoulder Straps, Dirty Bedpans, People who giggle at the
title "Head Nurse"
Statistics
EEG:      31    40    23
FG EPC:   28%   42%   37%
ERA:      3.21  3.55  2.59
* Nora *
Age: 20
Major: Fashion Merchandising
Best Feature: Her Tray Full of Shots
Likes: Abstinence, Self-Restraint, Gin-Soaked Orgies
Dislikes: Consquences, Gravity, Inertia
Statistics
EEG:      34    38    45
FG EPC:   35%   52%   41%
ERA:      3.59  4.27  5.33
* Stephanie *
Age: 23
Major: Kinesiology
Best Feature: Her Tray Full of Shots
Likes: Tight Ends, The Splits, Friendship Beads
Dislikes: People with No Spirit, Bars with No Spirits, Your Momma
Statistics
EEG:      44    38    45
FG EPC:   35%   52%   41%
ERA:      3.59  4.27  5.33
- Episode 1 Foreplay Round Q & A's -
- Good thing about this game is that the initial game doesn't switch up
the questions at all. If you want random questions to play against your
buddies, you have to beat that episode to unlock it's Extra Trivia
capablities. Here's the Questions and Answers to the questions so that
you can destroy that Flash-O-Meter, and get to see those titties
already.
- Melissa & Amber, Question 1 -
- On a standard deck of playing cards, which suit's king has no
moustache?
- Hearts
- Melissa & Amber, Hottie Bonus 1 -
- They are wrong
- Nora, Question 2 -
- What causes a seismic ocean wave?
- Earthquake
- Nora, Hottie Bonus 2 -
- She is Right
- Stephanie, Question 3 -
- Miles Davis is known for playing what musical instrument?
- Trumpet
- Stephanie, Hottie Bonus 3 -
- She is Right
- (He was quite possibly the coolest mother fucker to walk the planet!)
- Melissa & Amber, Question 4 -
- What is the most popular playing piece in a Monopoly Game?
- Racecar
- Melissa & Amber, Hottie Bonus 4 -
- They are Wrong
- Nora, Question 5 -
- Joey on "Friends" got his big break in his acting career when he was
cast on which soap opera?
- Days of Our Lives
- Nora, Hottie Bonus 5 -
- She is Right
- Stephanie, Question 6 -
- On the original Star Trek, what was Mr. Spock's rank?
- Science Officer
- Stephanie, Hottie Bonus 6 -
- She is Wrong
- Episode 1 Tit Witz Round Q & A's -
- Here all the BONUS Questions are answered wrong by the Hotties, but
that doesn't mean that it's easy on you. Nope.....instead of answering
She's Right or Wrong, you have to figure out what she said wrong. See,
not as easy as you thought it'd be huh? Well that's why I'm here to
bail your ass out and to help you break the chains of censorship! Lets
move on to the Questions and Answers.
- Melissa & Amber, Question 7 -
- What is the capital of Wisconsin?
- Madison
- Melissa & Amber, Hottie Bonus 7 -
- I don't fuckin' know
- Nora, Question 8 -
- How many pints of blood are there in the average human body?
- 6
- Nora, Hottie Bonus 8 -
- 12
- Stephanie, Question 9 -
- An Arkansas Stone is used to do what?
- sharpen Knives
- Stephanie, Hottie Bonus 9 -
- Sharpen Rocks
- Melissa & Amber, Question 10 -
- What is the common name for the number of particles in one mole of a
substance?
- Avogadro's Number
- Melissa & Amber, Hottie Bonus 10 -
- Newton
- Nora, Question 11 -
- What is the legal term for written defamation of character?
- Libel
- Nora, Hottie Bonus 11 -
- Slander
- Stephanie, Question 12 -
- What animal produces the largest eggs?
- Shark
- Stephanie, Hottie Bonus 12 -
- Pelican
- The Hottie Challenge -
- Here you're suppose to bet on who will win the Hottie Challenge. You
have your choice between the 3 girls of this episode to bet on. Each
Episode holds a different challenge for each of the babes.
- If you win at the Hottie Challenge, you get double what you bet and you
get to see a special strip tease movie of your babe cheerleader. Gotta
say, the rewards for winning are great! You get bragging rights over
your friends, you know you have skills, and you get see your babe show
of her lovely breasts just for you.
- This episode's challenge is: Blue Ball Bounce
- The winner of the challenge is: Stephanie (YAY!!!! My fav girl of this
episode!!!!)
- Set 1, Episode 2: The Three Towers -
- If you reach the Hottie Challenge and win, you unlock: Nikki (New Babe)
- Here's your next batch of girls to play with. They are:
* Kelly *
Age: 20
Major: Meteorology
Best Feature: Eyes
Likes: Boy Bands, Girl Bands, Wedding Bands
Dislikes: The Coreolis Effect
Statistics
EEG:      40    38    41
FG EPC:   39%   51%   43%
ERA:      4.14  4.20  3.99
* Sara *
Age: 20
Major: TV/VCR Repair
Best Feature: Nostrils
Likes: Flowers, Holding Hands, PDAs
Dislikes: Butt Sex
Statistics
EEG:      43    48    50
FG EPC:   40%   47%   52%
ERA:      4.57  4.33  4.96
* Sam *
Age: 19
Major: Forensic Pathology
Best Feature: Her Serve
Likes: Elvis, Horses, Her boyfriend too
Dislikes: Monsters
Statistics
EEG:      28    31    34
FG EPC:   30%   27%   35%
ERA:      2.90  3.02  3.28
- Episode 2 Foreplay Round Q & A's -
- Good thing about this game is that the initial game doesn't switch up
the questions at all. If you want random questions to play against your
buddies, you have to beat that episode to unlock it's Extra Trivia
capablities. Here's the Questions and Answers to the questions so that
you can destroy that Flash-O-Meter, and get to see those titties
already.
- Kelly, Question 1 -
- Which suit in a standard deck of playing cards, is the "suicide king"?
- Hearts
- Kelly, Hottie Bonus 1 -
- She is Wrong
- Sara, Question 2 -
- "Peeping Tom" peeped at who?
- Lady Godiva
- Sara, Hottie Bonus 2 -
- She is Wrong
- Sam, Question 3 -
- What psychological complex is named after the Greek king who killed his
father and married his mother?
- Oedipus
- Sam, Hottie Bonus 3 -
- She is Wrong
- Kelly, Question 4 -
- Steven Spielberg won his first Academy Award for directing which movie?
- Schindler's List
- Kelly, Hottie Bonus 4 -
- She is Wrong
- Sara, Question 5 -
- What does U.R.L stand for?
- Uniform Resource Locator
- Sara, Hottie Bonus 5 -
- She is Wrong
- Sam, Question 6 -
- What sports team has won the most championships in its respective
league?
- New York Yankees
- Sam, Hottie Bonus 6 -
- She is Wrong
- Episode 2 Tit Witz Round Q & A's -
- Here all the BONUS Questions are answered wrong by the Hotties, but
that doesn't mean that it's easy on you. Nope.....instead of answering
She's Right or Wrong, you have to figure out what she said wrong. See,
not as easy as you thought it'd be huh? Well that's why I'm here to
bail your ass out and to help you break the chains of censorship! Lets
move on to the Questions and Answers.
- Kelly, Question 7 -
- Who is the anchor for the CBS Evening news?
- Dan Rather
- Kelly, Hottie Bonus 7 -
- Tom Brokeoff
- Sara, Question 8 -
- What is the traditional drink for the winner of the Indianapolis 500?
- Milk
- Sara, Hottie Bonus 8 -
- Budweiser
- Sam, Question 9 -
- The two most common types of screwdrivers are flathead and what?
- Phillip's Head
- Sam, Hottie Bonus 9 -
- Hammerhead
- Kelly, Question 10 -
- Who is the chief of engineering on Star Trek: The Next Generation?
- Geordi
- Kelly, Hottie Bonus 10 -
- Dr. Spock
- Sara, Question 11 -
- What NBA Player holds the record for the most career points?
- Kareem-Abdul Jabbar
- Sara, Hottie Bonus 11 -
- Michael Jordan
- Sam, Question 12 -
- What state has the highest percentage of people that walk to work?
- Alaska
- Sam, Hottie Bonus 12 -
- New York
- The Hottie Challenge -
- Here you're suppose to bet on who will win the Hottie Challenge. You
have your choice between the 3 girls of this episode to bet on. Each
Episode holds a different challenge for each of the babes.
- If you win at the Hottie Challenge, you get double what you bet and you
get to see a special strip tease movie of your babe cheerleader. Gotta
say, the rewards for winning are great! You get bragging rights over
your friends, you know you have skills, and you get see your babe show
of her lovely breasts just for you.
- This episode's challenge is: Jump in the Sack
- The winner of the challenge is: Kelly (Once again, another fav of mines
takes the win! I sure do know
how to pick them!)
- Set 1, Episode 3: Blonde Ignition -
- If you reach the Hottie Challenge and win, you unlock: New Video
(Hey Ladies!)
- Here's your next batch of girls to play with. They are:
* Lyndsey *
Age: 20
Major: Nursing
Best Feature: Wristwatch
Likes: Physical Therapy, Occupational Therapy, Electro-Shock Therapy
Dislikes: Tubs, Scrubs, Grubs
Statistics
EEG:      34    40    38
FG EPC:   37%   42%   31%
ERA:      3.99  4.04  3.76
* Wendy & Sara *
Age: 19
Major: Business
Best Feature: Mutual Proximity
Likes: Nipple Rings, Wedding Rings, Boxing Rings
Dislikes: Acumen, Aquamen, Albumen
Statistics
EEG:      29    34    31
FG EPC:   33%   49%   36%
ERA:      3.35  4.03  3.71
* Chelsea *
Age: 18
Major: Finance
Best Feature: Rack
Likes: Adoration, Carnations, Bus Stations
Dislikes: Activity, Procivity, Relativity
Statistics
EEG:      41    37    31
FG EPC:   37%   43%   39%
ERA:      3.55  4.05  3.00
- Episode 3 Foreplay Round Q & A's -
- Good thing about this game is that the initial game doesn't switch up
the questions at all. If you want random questions to play against your
buddies, you have to beat that episode to unlock it's Extra Trivia
capablities. Here's the Questions and Answers to the questions so that
you can destroy that Flash-O-Meter, and get to see those titties
already.
- Lyndsey, Question 1 -
- How many carats is pure gold?
- 24
- Lyndsey, Hottie Bonus 1 -
- She is Wrong
- Wendy & Sara, Question 2 -
- Who directed the film "Hairspray"?
- John Waters
- Wendy & Sara, Hottie Bonus 2 -
- They are Right
- Chelsea, Question 3 -
- Elections in the U.S. are traditionally held on what weekday?
- Tuesday
- Chelsea, Hottie Bonus 3 -
- She is Right
- Lyndsey, Question 4 -
- The roadrunner is the official bird of which state?
- New Mexico
- Lyndsey, Hottie Bonus 4 -
- She is Right
- Wendy & Sara, Question 5 -
- Who was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 2002?
- Ben Affleck
- Wendy & Sara, Hottie Bonus 5 -
- They are Wrong
- Chelsea, Question 6 -
- What is the only marsupial native to North America?
- Oppossum
- Chelsea, Hottie Bonus 6 -
- She is Wrong
- Episode 3 Tit Witz Round Q & A's -
- Here all the BONUS Questions are answered wrong by the Hotties, but
that doesn't mean that it's easy on you. Nope.....instead of answering
She's Right or Wrong, you have to figure out what she said wrong. See,
not as easy as you thought it'd be huh? Well that's why I'm here to
bail your ass out and to help you break the chains of censorship! Lets
move on to the Questions and Answers.
- Lyndsey, Question 7 -
- What is the only U.S State that was once a kingdom?
- Hawaii
- Lyndsey, Hottie Bonus 7 -
- Texas
- Wendy & Sara, Question 8 -
- Who founded the feminist journal "Ms." in 1971?
- Gloria Steinem
- Wendy & Sara, Hottie Bonus 8 -
- Glenn
- Chelsea, Question 9 -
- What is the name of the world's tallest waterfall?
- Angel
- Chelsea, Hottie Bonus 9 -
- Niagara
- Lyndsey, Question 10 -
- What movie featured the tagline "an undercover cop in a class by
himself"?
- Kindergarten Cop
- Lyndsey, Hottie Bonus 10 -
- Pulp Fiction
- Wendy & Sara, Question 11 -
- What nation is foremost in foreign U.S. patents?
- Japan
- Wendy & Sara, Hottie Bonus 11 -
- China
- Chelsea, Question 12 -
- What is the only fruit that bears its seeds on the outside?
- Strawberry
- Chelsea, Hottie Bonus 12 -
- Pomegranate
- The Hottie Challenge -
- Here you're suppose to bet on who will win the Hottie Challenge. You
have your choice between the 3 girls of this episode to bet on. Each
Episode holds a different challenge for each of the babes.
- If you win at the Hottie Challenge, you get double what you bet and you
get to see a special strip tease movie of your babe cheerleader. Gotta
say, the rewards for winning are great! You get bragging rights over
your friends, you know you have skills, and you get see your babe show
of her lovely breasts just for you.
- This episode's challenge is: Last Hope Jump Rope
- The winner of the challenge is: Lyndsey (I was betting on Chelsea....)
- Set 1, Episode 4: Breastquake  -
- If you reach the Hottie Challenge and win, you unlock: Set 2
- Here's your next batch of girls to play with. They are:
* Kristee *
Age: 21
Major: Fashion Merchandising
Best Feature: Lifted Boobs
Likes: Kissing, Puppies, Things that go bump in the night
Dislikes: Playas, Haytas, and Waytas
Statistics
EEG:      35    47    41
FG EPC:   35%   54%   48%
ERA:      2.30  3.66  5.07
* Lauren *
Age: 22
Major: Waitress
Best Feature: Raw Ambition
Likes: Hawaii, Flowers, Euclidian Geometry
Dislikes: Mullets, Handlebar Moustaches, Sideburns
Statistics
EEG:      23    52    39
FG EPC:   47%   64%   52%
ERA:      5.23  4.05  6.81
* Bonnie *
Age: 20
Major: Interior Design
Best Feature: Stain-Free Blue Dress
Likes: Switzerland, Really Vague Tattoos
Dislikes: Hard Questions, Guys who are Phony, The Numba 2 Stunna
Statistics
EEG:      67    59    53
FG EPC:   59%   64%   43%
ERA:      6.45  7.00  4.99
- Episode 4 Foreplay Round Q & A's -
- Good thing about this game is that the initial game doesn't switch up
the questions at all. If you want random questions to play against your