1: Enter Squidwards house.
2: Talk to Squidward
3: Break everything or anything in sight.
4: Once your done that, take a swat at the giant painting of Squidward.
5: You will make a mustache on the picture and Squidward will say "Hey!"
6: Start jumping around again until Squidward talks to you.
7: He will be annoyed and he'll give you a Golden Spatula for you to go away.