Hello
the reason i made this a question is because if the "review" below would be accepted, i would be getting thumbs down up the butt and thru the mouth. So to get less criticism, i put it in a question where it can't be denied a contribution. So here goes something badass...
I'm going to review call of duty black ops today, or perhaps i should say call of duty african american ops, or call of duty "abstinance ops"
this game is a fail from the title! It is rascist from just saying te word "black" of course i am white, or should i say cochasion, if that's how you spell it. The dlc was so bad, i crapped onthe screen of mah tv and puked in the toilet and said, "one day i will get you infinity ward!!! Or whoever the hell developed and published this pathetic waste of memory! " there is nothing to enjoy in aaops, other than to shoot the crap out of your enemy, who just might happen to have the same religion or race or color of skin that you have! This game is all about rascism, but the term "black ops" is a military term for something top freaking secret! So you are breaking the law just by selecting his from your games library! Also this game is the cause for the drop in teen pregnancys. Which can be a positive, cmon ppl the only thing the world needs is more bratty tiny kids with no future. You may think, "that was so mean," but you can't deny that it's true! There are too many ppl in the world and not enough resources to neaurish them all, so maybe ppl should play more african american ops? Hell no! But good thing that modern warfare 2.5 came out! "oh, you mean modern warfare 3? " what the hell? There is no mw3. There's no obvious difference between modern warfare 2, than *** 3! So why not call it 2.5? So then what does the make black ops? Oh, it's the equivilant to modern warfare 666, otherwise known as that pile of crap in te corner of your living room closet! One thing that has gotten on my nerves since the release of black ops, is the many nerds, tools, and noobs that constantly talk about there kill streaks they got on mw2.5, for example: " oh haey gueeeyzz! I gots a *** 47 keel streak in mw3 yesterrdaeeyyy!!! " someone at my school said that, literally! Everyday he comes to class and tells his freind about whatever the *** he did in call of duty yesterday. And maybe battlefield 3 from time to time... Pshhh, battlefield 3, there is another dumbass joke of a video game! These first person shooters are becoming so damn similar! They feature the same similar guns in each game, the only fps games i approve of now are tf2, and goldeneye007, all the others are way too high tech for a lame gamer like myself. So now i'm gonna leave and say that black ops is the worst game that has ever been thought up, and created, it would be better off a sight at a local zoo... Stats:
storyline: 0/10
graphics: 0/10
sound: 0/10
gameplay: 0/10
lasting appeal: -69/10
so overall blackops sucks chode and should never be taken off the store shelf again...
( i hope you know i am being sarcastick, and jokeing! Dont take this seriously unless you have something anger filled to say to me! )
no racial discrimination intended
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