Complete each achievement to get the allotted gamerscore. The numbers between the () is the points given for each achievement.
| Unlockable: | How to unlock: |
| So Close (30) | Suffered just one wipeout on the last obstacle of a course. |
| Making Fun of Myself (20) | Finished Episode 5 as John Henson or John Anderson. |
| Hopscotch (30) | Earned a bonus of 30 seconds or more on the Sweeper. |
| That Wasn't an Obstacle (5) | Wiped out within the first 5 seconds. |
| That’s Gotta Hurt (15) | Got flung forward by a Hammer. |
| Nemeses (25) | Beaten John Anderson as John Henson in 2-player multiplayer, or vice versa. |
| You Da Man (15) | Won a 4-player multiplayer episode as the only male character. |
| You Hit a Girl?!? (5) | Was blasted as a female character. |
| Girl Power (15) | Won a 4-player multiplayer episode as the only female character. |
| Karmic Justice (5) | Got flung into the background as Matt Kunitz. |
| Model Behaviour (15) | Completed a Mimic Board as Jill Wagner. |
| Boys Smell (20) | Trudged through mud as a male character for 10 seconds. |
| Where's the Pole? (30) | Crossed the Big Balls without wiping out. |
| Cardio Workout (25) | Ran on a Treadmill for 45 seconds. |
| The Moonwalk (15) | Backpedaled for 15 seconds. |
| Yoga Master (25) | Balanced for 15 seconds. |
| Home Run (30) | Finished Bruiseball without touching any mud or water. |
| Sack of Potatoes (15) | Got Motivated and survived. |
| Shafted (15) | Got hit by the Crankshaft and survived. |
| I Like Big Balls (25) | Bounced between the Mega Big Balls 10 times and loved it. |
| Ain't Got That Swing (25) | Swung from Rope to Rope 5 times without falling. |
| Pump You Up (25) | Pumped a Pump 20 times in 10 seconds. Whew! |
| Episode 6 Gold (20) | Finished Episode 6 with a time of 3:30.000 or better. |
| Episode 7 Gold (25) | Finished Episode 7 with a time of 3:30.000 or better. |
| Episode 5 Gold (20) | Finished Episode 5 with a time of 4:00.000 or better. |
| Episode 3 Gold (15) | Finished Episode 3 with a time of 4:00.000 or better. |
| Episode 4 Gold (20) | Finished Episode 4 with a time of 4:00.000 or better. |
| Episode 8 Gold (25) | Finished Episode 8 with a time of 3:30.000 or better. |
| Summer Hit (55) | Finished all the Medium episodes. |
| Primetime Special (55) | Finished every Hard episode. We knew you had it in you! |
| Syndication (40) | Finished all the Easy episodes. |
| Episode 9 Gold (25) | Finished Episode 9 with a time of 3:30.000 or better. |
| Now Just Sign the Waiver (5) | Passed the Tryouts. |
| Practice Makes Better (15) | Finished Bruiseball or Medieval Wipealot 4 times in a Practice session. |
| Practice Makes Perfect (16) | Finished any Wipeout Zone 5 times in a Practice session. |
| Practice Makes Good (14) | Finished any... |
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